>>512003149It's a little funny, Bergenheimer.
True story, I had a set of great-grandparents who came here from Germany, and they and their cousins had fake last names that all had "bergen" in them, like bergenmeyer, so I was terrified I was part kikel.
After my parents did Ancestry, we found out they were squareheads. From Bergen, Norway.
I tell you what, hoping you're not a Jew and finding out you're a viking is like trying to not fall into acid then tipping the other way and falling into a vat of pussy. Skal wikingr.