62% of Americans believe Michelle Obama has a penis. - /pol/ (#512003219) [Archived: 13 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: tGuD8z4iUnited States
8/2/2025, 3:54:19 AM No.512003219
Big Mike (Michael LeVaugn Robinson)_thumb.jpg
Big Mike (Michael LeVaugn Robinson)_thumb.jpg
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and that Barack Obama is the 'bottom" - meaning Barack Obama "takes it up the ass" from Michelle.

Little know fact: Michelle's real name is Michael LeVaugn Robinson.
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Anonymous ID: Vq8amghIAustralia
8/2/2025, 3:58:04 AM No.512003467
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>>512003219 (OP)
polls are real again guiys!
wears my hat?
Anonymous ID: O7JLUZCkCanada
8/2/2025, 3:59:11 AM No.512003529
How much USD would it take for you to get topped by big mike?
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Anonymous ID: 1z9BHRHrUnited States
8/2/2025, 4:04:50 AM No.512003838
>>512003529
Not even gay, but I could use about 50 million dollars, provided I get a no anus injury guarantee. I could take one for the team, the team being my secure future.
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Anonymous ID: O7JLUZCkCanada
8/2/2025, 4:08:12 AM No.512004027
>>512003838
How much for raw and finish in your bussyhole? I'd do it for a case of beer and a pack of menthols, "she" would have to wine and dine me before hand of course.
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Anonymous ID: 1z9BHRHrUnited States
8/2/2025, 4:15:53 AM No.512004478
>>512004027
It's the president's "wife." "She" probably isn't diseased like a crack whore. By the time "she's" gotten past penetration, the rest is just statistics.