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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>511999999
>>512000000

>>512006390 (OP)
N

>>512006387
Its in Houston you maple flavored retard!

>>512006303
Niggers still visit beaner gas stations/convenience stores because that’s the store they’ve been using for the last 40 years. As beaners takeover black neighborhoods the blacks understand they’re beaners are pushing them out… the Black Americans know in 10-15 years they will be like the American Indian’s except they have no treaties for reservations.

https://shrimpstr%65ams.live/

>>512006390 (OP)
Is that John Locke from lost?

me and my grape rillos will rape you yts when u least expect it

>>512006582
I've seen this in Baltimore in a few places

Had the stream muted, why is this taken on a phone?

>>512006681
she can move

>>512006681
Now I see why we don't ride with her, the producer is using a cellphone.

What the fuck happened to this country

>>512006775
it was the producer that filmed it on his phone

>>512006813
Where was the camera guy?

that motherfucker had seahorses on their house

>>512006860
I'm guessing they only have her miked but no camera op

>>512006811
>What the fuck happened to this country
Unfortunately, we all know the answer to this question

>>512006811
whatever happened/happens was/is inevitable
it's fucked up and sad but ...

>They're going to Knox county
Oh where's the anon who does the copy pasta now?

are we really gonna spend another hour on this shit

>>512007047
We really didn't need a long replay but Dan LOVES recorded segments

>>512007047
why are they replaying all the boring shit from last week the retards

>>512007105
>last saturday
they really played the entire segment to show the same stupid cop getting bit again?

>Anyone want a midnight snack?

>>512007047
>>512007105
>>512007118
>>512007151
because Dan

>>512007151

>the blood thirsty train
>comes out of no where with literally no warning about its possible path

Finally home. What did I miss the first two hours??

>>512007176
LOCK
HIM
UP

>>512007214
Arrest that train!

>>512007219
naked gym guy

Dan is such a jew

this payoff is gonna be awful, isn't it

>>512006390 (OP)
cop wants to stop all train traffic, lol.

These cops are going way too aggro on this guy

at least he has a t-shirt with the legend

>Taser pops and you hear the electricity
>5 seconds pass
>TASER TASER TASER

>>512007328
In their minds it's his fault their dog bit their officer

A 15 minute long recap in the live episode? Is this the Dan Abrams supreme?

>>512007289

>bullet train drags to a halt outside of Kyoto>>512007328

What's the +1 mean?

>>512007392
Omega jew

>37 stitches
37? In a row?

>>512007392
it was longer than first shift. fucking ridiculous.

>>512007436
a child i assume

>>512007436
MAPs

>>512007491
what else?

What the fuck? Did Poopf get a new marketing firm?

>>512007528
It's so over...

>>512007528
at least since last week

Would

>>512007552
you could almost say it's ... GAWN

Damn bros, I need some poopf to save the environment

>>512007575
honey on a pizza is vile and I like hot honey

>>512007595
Do not impune tomboys.

>>512006390 (OP)
I've seen these threads for years and years but never have partaked. Is there any good niggin and noggin to be enjoyed

>>512007642
>impune
Thanks for teaching me this word anon.
It turns out, the tomboy was let go and all charges dropped by the end of the episode.

officer infowars trying to understand ebonics

>Illegally bought

>>512007600
>honey on a pizza
Why is the US so always hellbent on slathering everything with sugar?

>>512007843
have you tasted sugar?

thats a 100% nigger car

>>512007770

Yeah theres a regular crowd that tend to be in spergchat all the time, occasionally hundreds or thousands if a big event is on.

>I AM I AM
>I AM I AM

>>512007960
I don't see link to stream in OP

>>512007882
Yeah but I don't sprinkle it on everything

oh he fucked that front left wheel slipping in the corner

>>512008036
he was driving the hell out of that charger before he wrecked into a curb.

>>512008057
open in vlc
https://fl3.moveonjoy.com/REELZ/index.m3u8

lol @ trump supporter mobility scooter

>he left the splitter guards on it
ngmi

>>512007575

>bulky arms on a young woman

My favorite

>>512008059
You ever wonder why professional chefs and really expensive fine dining is expensive? Because most people are fucking dumb and cannot balance the salt sweet fat acid in foods to make them the best tasting things. Just like chicken and waffles (with syrup) or fried chicken and honey, hot honey on pizza, it just tastes better. Isn't "fairie bread" finnish? Its nordic, you jackasses put sugar on white bread.

>>512008147
i hope he bought it that arvo

>>512008059
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/ or >>512008114

>>512008147
That became an actual styling look from the factory because enough people liked the look of the yellow highlight on the lip like that.

>>512008249
niggers strike again

>ad for the feet guys
nice of them

I could use a BBC a big black cock

>>512007642
>bullet train drags to a halt outside of Kyoto
>>512007794
impugne, you ignorants

>>512008199
Had to google fairy bread and looks like it's Australian
As for professional chefs, people pay them to eat food that they don't know how to make or for convenience

Weird seeing a nigger being arrested.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>512008381
>impugne
Thank you, I got it phonetically correct :(

The fuck is that 4 foot 11 female cop going to do

>>512008443
Hey, it's the Nye County Autist! I feel like my night is complete now.
How goes it, fren?

>>512008420
>Dutch Hagelslag
Same shit, sugar on white bread with frosting (sugar). Regardless, its just good. You're not winning this objection to sugar.

>>512008493
Clap them cheeks.

>>512008381
>>512007794
>>512007642
impugn

It's not the suspect, it's just a friendly nigger doing some roof work in the dark

lol this nigger is high as shit

Why is his head pooping?

>>512008561
probably a leaf guard installer

>i need you to walk your ass off the roof right now

YO GET THE FUCK OFF MUH CAR

>>512008587
his face is like velcro

im back
ate 2 servings of mac n cheese n almost shat myself

>>512008604
yeah he stomped the shit out of that car's roof

>>512008633
the stuff out the box?

>>512008493
I've seen her run (especially with her ass pushed back), she can move!

>>512006390 (OP)
Nigger on a roof test test

>>512008533
Again something I have no clue of what it was before googling. The difference is that it's something that is made as a sweet snack which is completely different from slathering your pizza with honey or shoving a bunch of sugar in everything, even food that isn't supposed to be sweet

>>512008510
Doing alright mate. Just trying to see if anything ever happened to that retarded cop!

I can’t stop smoking this shit. Weed ruined my life. I’ve turned into a nigger.

>>512008715
>nigger on roof
that on the bingo card?
should be

>>512008658
it was from a local joint
breddy decent but my body can't handle much fat anymore
oh well, at least i'm allergic to fatties and immune from getting fat

>>512008762
we put sugar in shit that you'd never think to put sugar in. it's out of control and i hate it.

wait til ryan finds out where money comes from
should watch the tucker and richard werner interview

>>512008762
>different from slathering your pizza with honey
you do a drizzle. Similar to a sopapilla or beignet.

>>512008762
it's the american version of sauna

>>512008886
these words are not real
and i will not look them up

>>512008843
Yeah I've seen the meme(?) that almost all the bread in the US would be categorized as cake in Europe because of how much sugar it has

>>512008916
Sometimes I understand why other countries hate America. We have all the best things in life and they simply don't.

>>512008982
fuck i looked em up
cant wait til i be a hobo in the us for a few years
gon get fat as

>>512008982
>spics
>niggers
>jews
yeah it's fuckin mint.

>>512008762
pizza sauce plus honey is basically bbq sauce/ Not a big fucking deal. we already have bbq chicken pizza

>another charger
>another nigger
100%

there's sugar in this stray fried chicken patty

>pwhip
is NOT a whipped cream substitute
fail

these 3 guys should be fun at a party

>grabbed a pete-za

>pull over literally anywhere in the US
>be next to a taco van
lol

Blink 182 coming out of that 90s Cadillac

they should shoot him again

Dan was exasperated with that guy lol

'on probation' Bingo!

>>512007600
>honey on pizza
I've tried it once, and all it did was make the pizza sticky and added a tiny amount of sweetness
If I wanted that, I'd just put pineapple on it

>slip off pants
rapists ftw

>LAR TREE

>Set me up on a chop chop

Just tuning in now, did I miss anything of note tonight?

>>512009452
>If I wanted that, I'd just put pineapple on it
truth
it doesn't take much imagination to know honey on pizza is lame as hell

>>512009627
its hot honey

>>512009618
>angry boomer

this is how mild methheads talk

BOOTY

>boomer yelling
hell yeah

>end the night waking up a boomer
lol

>>512009627

Why is this guy standing like on of the penguin aliens from the 5th element>>512009627

>>512009711
and listen to him rage

>>512006390 (OP)
These threads are the only thing that reminds me it's the weekend, thanks bros.

>>512009721
top heavy

>I WAS SLEEPIN

>>512009690

What an attractive rear

night vision ass

>>512006390 (OP)
> hes not here
He is lying. Bad liar.

>>512009690
there's that round, stinky butt again

>>512009760

I actually laughed out loud

She has a nice feces factory.

>>512009703
>What are you doing waking me up?
>Sir, we're here to perform a penis inspection
>I don't consent!
>Well we'll come back later tonight, tomorrow, and the next night until we can do the inspection sir

jill falcon has the gait of a retard but her ass is fantastic

hahahahahahaha

>>512009786

It's musk

>>512009711
Do you think it’s funny shitting on old people? Don’t worry you’ll be old before you know it you fucking punk

what reason is there that this show doesn't just run 24/7
dan can fuck off just live cops all the time

>>512009809
this is high quality /opl/ posting

>>512009703
>>512009796
kek they're both wearing thongs

>>512009834
old cunt detected

see yas tomorrow

>>512009752

It's all I have to look forward to on weekends. I should probably start dating or something.

>All these commercials for mass produced fast food pizza chains
I hope you guys don't eat this stuff, you order from your local mom and pop pizzeria, right?

>>512009885
Jill definitely is, that floss is buried behind those plumb cheeks.

>>512009963
is the violator black in the remake or something?

>>512009936
I'm old, married with kids
But this show brightens my Fridays like nothing else

>drank about this much
me tryin to get through an episode of opl

>>512009963
I'm cutting way back on frozen pizza at the behest of my spending. A frozen pizza can be $7. Local mom and pop is $20 but they murder the pizza with toppings. Its its a fantastic pizza, but triple price...

>>512009963
>local mom and pop pizzeria
Hell yeah I do

Really Dan? You end by cutting to officer Timberlands racing to nowhere? Especially when you wasted 15 mins on a recap? Wtf?

That was a crazy risky stop stick

>>512009983
very plumb
needs to be popped

>>512010316
>plumb

>>512010422
plump opening on full display