SEE THIS

Honestly, egg memes aside, this is absolutely disgusting behavior. I might bust a nut or cop a feel but most likely I'll just head home.

>>512016391 (OP)
sniff

>>512016391 (OP)
call police

If I threw her in my car and raped her with a condom, would anyone ever find me after I dumped her in the park?

>>512016391 (OP)
leave it alone. looks diseased

>>512016391 (OP)
ITS EGGY TIEM

hold her hand

>>512016391 (OP)
well gotta go shopping since i'm out of eggs

>>512016567
Nothing to worry about man I've done this lots of times and so far so good.

wow haha

>>512016391 (OP)
do zoomeresses really dress like this at nightclubs now?

>>512016391 (OP)
Chloroform to make sure. Take to Secluded spot. In Minecraft.

>>512016391 (OP)
I would wake her up by fingering her pussy with my dick and stealing her phone

>>512017261

That is a millennial or perhaps even a gen X:er.

>>512017261
This picture is ten years old at the least

>>512016391 (OP)
I would put her on the bench. Put on sunglasses and give her a newspaper. Everyone would think she was reading the newspaper.

>>512017261
This picture is older than the youngest 25% of zoomers.

Id pick her up, bring her home, put her to sleep on the couch and keep her safe.

You guys are soulless degenerates. I would kill most of you without losing a single minute of sleep.

>>512017261
Zoomers don't even drink or go to club.

EGGS
ALL OF THEM
AAAAAALLLLL THE EGGGGSS

>>512017424
What, and feed her eggs when she wakes up? Homo. Good luck with the kidnapping charges.

>>512017424
damn nigga i was just gonna hold her hand

>>512016600
does she have to eat them all?

>>512017424
You're a weak sub-human that will never do shit and your opinion doesn't matter.

>>512016391 (OP)
squeeze boobies. go home. no eggs.

>>512016391 (OP)
Rape her within an inch of her life then take a blowtorch to my dick to ward off diseases

>>512016391 (OP)
BBC cum will revive her.

>>512016391 (OP)
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE SEXO RAPE! Then I puke because she probably lost a bit of control over her piss and shart and a belly full of shitty beer and cheap whiskey won't stand for it.

>>512016391 (OP)
I'd try to wake her up, maybe get her a taxi or call an ambulance. Then try to find out who her parents are and tell them their daughter is being extremely reckless with her life.
I'm white, btw

>>512016391 (OP)
I call the emergency number, cover her up and after swift arrival of an ambulance I return to my daily cycle of shit posting while in a half conscious hashish and vodka induced psychosis

>>512017424
You could just stand by until she wakes up if she’s unresponsive on the first attempt to wake her idk. Never dealt with shit like this so I have no idea what the fuck a situation like that entails

No herpes for me thanks

>>512016391 (OP)
Worthless, put a bullet in her.

>>512017663
>get her a taxi
>I'm white
no white person would trust a jeet with any woman

>>512016391 (OP)
Just opened a pack of swedish meatballs and saw this pic.

Thanks dude, all I ever needed.

>>512017703

Goddamn you saved the hapless creature from a guaranteed Nigger-Assault!

>>512016391 (OP)
Worthless. Put a bullet in her.

>>512017931
You're right, I didn't think about that

>>512016457
>>512016485
>>512016550
>>512016567
>>512016579
this is reposted israeli memeflag spam

>>512016391 (OP)

>>512017585
Kys unironically.

She is obviously posing for a picture. Not passed out.

Also looks like implants, but better be safe than sorry I would look at them.

>>512017261
Yes. These girls are barely wearing clothes at the clubs. You can grab them right by their pussy.

>>512016899
Check flag.. yup.. checks out.. poo hands wrote this btw

she has to eat all the eggs

Do a 360 and go balls deep.

>>512016391 (OP)
Throw my jacket over her to keep her warm and hope that her father forgives her for the embarrassment.

>>512017411
kek, this

>>512016391 (OP)
Ask her for the Epstein files

can you hear me?
https://youtu.be/AsMcT03cSvs
ONLY YOU.

Poast anons.
Poast vidya.

>>512017931
One quite prominent rock star I was out with, passed out stone cold on the street.
I called a taxi, but when they saw the corpse, they just said no no.
What I am supposed to do?
>I called my (then) wife and asked to pick us up.
We hauled the bodybag at my friends apartment. Both equally passed out.
I rejoined them in the morning.
https://youtu.be/6vTnHbK9ZF0?feature=shared

>>512016391 (OP)
She has to eat all the eggs.

>>512018580
I was once (only once) myself passed out stone cold. The friend of mine, to whom I hauled the carcass in previous post, took me by the neck of my leather jacket, smashed me into a taxi like I was an instrument.

No, not only once. I have mistaken. There's at least 100 such occasions. Sorry, my bad.

>>512016391 (OP)

/thread

Just a vid
https://youtu.be/6bvww7axUUo?feature=shared

>>512016457

You're asian.

You're definitely raping her.

https://youtu.be/7BmUiz0IZI4?feature=shared

I've been with Alexi on numerous shows, where we were the supporting act. However, back in -96, or so, they supported us. :)
It goes way back.
However, Alexi was not the rockstart in question. It was anotherone, I won't obviously doxx. Just FYI.

Moar beer.
>calling a taxi to a soon to be corpse
https://youtu.be/mgd9NVLUFpo?feature=shared

Steal her valuables if she has any and call emergency number. Then leave.
Or just leave her be, not my problem. AWALT

Are we all still here?

i already made the eggs, bitch
don't be rude

>>512016391 (OP)
>carry into basement
>chain up
>have free real doll

>>512020157
You don't steal.
End of story.

If I meet someone like you, they all flee, like flies.
>have some integrity, have some self respect

This is thick, that I must do this shit.

>>512016391 (OP)
drill a hole in her head