What... what does it feel like to be happy?

I don't know... I've never felt it before...

>>512036542 (OP)
I think the last time I was happy was in 1996 on a school trip

idk

>>512036542 (OP)
Take a sharp object and stick it in your hand until you bleed. Then take it out so the pain will stop and you will feel relief.
That's how it feels.

>>512036542 (OP)
See...
>>512036645
Like this, but with traction.

>>512036713
>sharp object and stick it in your hand

>>512036542 (OP)
bags of warm coins

>>512036542 (OP)
>that awful looking cg tunnel
“””””””””anime””””””””” is fucking dead

>>512036542 (OP)
You ever been in pain for a long time, so long that you start to get used to it, and even forget you're hurting? Then one day you wake up and feel like something is different, only to slowly realize you're not in pain, and that's what is different.
That's what happiness is like.

>>512036542 (OP)
I don't know.

>>512036542 (OP)
i dont get it. do you guys want a woman or an ethnostate? go step by step first

That time you were a kid playing down the park on your bike with your friends.
Once you did that for the last time, and you never knew it was the last time, you will never experience happy again.

>>512036542 (OP)
Heroin

>>512036542 (OP)
Not worrying about tomorrow but rather looking forward to tomorrow. The knowing that tomorrow you have friends coming over or there is laser tag going on. Or that your mother is making your favorite lasagna when you get home. It's when your soccer or football team won a game so you were all treated to a pizza. It's when the school day was over and you could finally relax. Knowing tomorrow was granted. But most importantly it was not knowing about dirty kikes and their zionist lies

>>512036542 (OP)
Sexually aggressive turbowhore. I bet she did double handholding with looking with another man before. She's defiled.

I started to feel happy when I bought the air conditioner

>>512037038
It doesn't work like that. The mouth breathers are angry because they're sexually frustrated and they're paranoid because they're socially isolated. When you give them a woman, their mental health improves and they no longer care about their ethnostate follies. Keeping them alone and isolated is of paramount importance for the cause. What do you think all the "women ebil, women scary, avoid women!" threads are for?

>>512036879
THIS. Thanks for articulating that anon.

>>512036879
>>512036713
You guys are retarded happiness is not the absence of pain. You can have pain and still experience happiness. You're probably the same niggers who think happiness is a destination you can reach

>>512036542 (OP)
Nothing made me more happy than meth

>>512037531
Imagine feeling at peace with the world at large after years and years of hopeless struggle.

I don't know, maybe it's about waking up, getting in your car, going with family for a walk, then coming home to all kinds of cozy shit and endless goodies and solitute and a day off, paid bills and so on!

Who the fuck knows, existance sucks but if one must, maybe that's the way.

>>512037710
Look at this surface level midwit.
At no point did I say happiness was the absence of pain.

>>512037737
Thats more peace than happiness, but fair.

>>512036542 (OP)
This one time I dreamed I died, that was probably the happiest I've ever been.

>>512036613
>Orthodox cross footrest is angled the wrong way
Now, I know what a travesty trench crusade is to the point where the artist probably did it out of ignorance and indifference to the theological significance.
Especially considering it's correct in the icon strapped to the belt, with the same icon being strapped to the right arm where it's again flipped for seemingly no reason other than slight visual variety.
But the symbolism in doing so is quite satanic, as the angle of the footrest represents the wise thief (to the right from Christ's point of view) being saved.

>>512036542 (OP)
I think the last time I felt anything that could be called happiness was when I was with my first, and also last, (now ex) girlfriend, in the first two years of college. Since then, I've been down in the dumps, and that's been over 5 years now

>>512038465
don't be Stig be Jeremy

>>512036542 (OP)

Thought this was a SFW board, ffs!

>>512037869
You literally said that

>>512040421
I'm sorry you're so stupid. One day, when you learn how stupid you are, you'll have grown a bit. You'll look back and go "Oh, this relief, this understanding.. It's almost like absence of pain I have been feeling for so long I forgot I was in pain.I finally understand.. metaphors."

>>512040800
That wasn't a metaphor

>>512036542 (OP)
The greatest illusion pulled on men was the story that they had some control over who they dated, like it's a mutual choice. Women choose what relationships happen and they only want the top 20% of men. Only 40% of men actually reproduce, so the other 20% is women "settling" for a 6 or a 7.

Women are so fucking high off of their own damn farts.

>>512036542 (OP)
Haven't felt it for more than a decade now, I've forgotten the feeling a bit, I'm tired

>>512036542 (OP)
Embrace the hardship, that will help you grow.

>>512036542 (OP)
>emotions
are a biofeedback mechanism. happy is goooal seeking reward, sad is fail, angry is for obstacles. make small goal, win, get happy. ramp up, take over world.

kek

>>512036542 (OP)
Its feels like when Momo moves from your hand to fondling your balls.

>>512036542 (OP)
take some mushrooms and find out

>>512041134
Women are the arbiters of evolution.

5 means average looking
100 IQ means average intelligence
6 figures means average productivity

Any society that allows average or below in the gene pool will fail.

If you don't make the grade, go get your tubes tied. If you've been neutered, it shows that you are a responsible person that wants to see society succeed, and not just some selfish slob. Women will respect that, and 1-5s will sleep with you, knowing that there is less risk of bringing an unwanted child into this world.
Have some common decency. If you want to live in a declining society, check yourself.

Women are not being selfish, dating only above average men. They do it for the greater good.

>>512036542 (OP)
Why is she doing that? Why doesn’t he ask her to stop?

>>512037710
wow watch out everybody we got a neon genesis evangelion patrician here

>>512038230
Oh you adorable Finn bastard you haven’t heard? The creators of the game quite literally hate you and your religion and think all Christians should die. The irony of them making this game is hilarious.

>>512046011
he loves her but to shy
guy almost died prev episode she cried happily hugging him that he was alive

>>512036542 (OP)
I legitimately only feel happiness reading japanese comics

>>512046585
Because he is too shy doesn’t mean he loves her he is too afraid of hurting her feelings. She fails at noticing the hints

>>512036542 (OP)
Happiness is fluffy tail.

>>512046507
I have heard that, but I hope they're just ignorant and indifferent, is what I'm saying.
It's not necessarily the case, or even probably the case, but for their own sakes, I hope it is.

>>512036542 (OP)
Too many weebs watch anime/manga and think that this is how relationships start. I know some personally. They are wildly out of touch with how things work when it comes to women. I truly think that the biggest enemy of weebs getting into relationships, is anime/manga.

>>512036542 (OP)
OH SHIT A WOMAN TOUCHED MY HAND
OH FUCK IM SO SORRY
OH NO SHES TOUCHING MY HAND AGAIN OH FUCK OK NO I DONT UNDERSTAND IM SO SCARED AAAAHHHHH

no woman is ever going to push past that to force your dick into her

>>512036542 (OP)
Abandon happiness an reason
Know only war(hammer) an /Pol/

>>512046760
no he said he loves her to his first friend Jiji

>>512036542 (OP)
it's like being sad but the opposite.

>>512046906
i think most people understand thats not how it works. its escapism. its how we wish it worked. nobody actually knows how it works, though plenty think they do. in reality youre just born a chad and sex and relationships happen as easily as taking a dump or you`re not and it just doesnt happen.

>>512036542 (OP)
Get in shape enough that you respect yourself and the progress you made while looking in the mirror. You’ll feel it then

>>512046978
OH NO SHE'S SITTING ONTOP OF ME!!! N-NO! WH-WHAT IS SHE DOING!? AAAAAHHH I'M SO CONFUSED WHY IS SHE PULLING MY PANTS DOWN?! N-NO DON'T TOUCH MY.... OH NO P-PLEASE I-I-I'M A V-VIRGIN PLEASE N-NO! I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS! OH GOD OH SHIT OH FUCK OH NO OH SHIT OH FUCK

nah but seriously though I've never held hands with a woman
It must be nice. I can't imagine being such a faggot about it thoughever

I don't underatand how somebody can never have sex if they had the desire. At least once...

>>512047958
then write out a basic common sense guide roughly outlining the steps it takes to have sex. oh wait, you can`t, no one can

https://youtu.be/FFOzayDpWoI

>>512048216
Have you tried talking to women? Why didn't you talk to a girl in high school? Have you tried talking to female coworkers anywhere you worked?

>>512047958
Maybe women should write a manual on what I can and can’t do around them.

>>512048581
exactly, you can`t do it
>just talk to them
>then ?????
>sex
it "just happens" like magic huh

yes ive talked to women. even had sex a couple times. no idea how. nobody knows

>>512036542 (OP)
Extremely good.
But when the high ends you want to stop living.

>>512048751
Maybe you're retarded.

Matthew 22:23-33
They asked Jesus If a woman's husband dies, and she remarries a second husband, who's wife will she be in heaven? Jesus laughed and said there are no women in heaven.

>>512048899
he says while still unable to explain anything either

>>512036542 (OP)
It sucks, because once the happiness fades, you always look back on it as your long-lost peak moment.

Happiness is an illusion-- it only brings pain in proportion to its intensity.

Buddha was right 2,500 years ago: true peace is complete emptiness and letting go of memory/reaction

>>512049014
You said you had sex before, yourself. That's it. There doesn't need to be an instruction manual. Any normal man is capable of having sex at least once.

>>512036542 (OP)
Happiness is gay, men are not supposed to feel happy. Stay hungry and keep grinding.

>>512036542 (OP)
Nothing, happiness is the temporary absence of problems, or rather of forgetting them if you have them. You are happy when there is calm, when your mind is at ease and you do not think of committing suicide, all of which is only temporary; "happiness comes and goes for days and hours for many, most of it is anguish because of problems.

>>512049240
i`m not asking for a manual, i said
>a basic common sense guide roughly outlining the steps
and nobody can do it
so why say you don`t understand how anyone can go without sex when you can`t understand how anyone has sex either

>>512049060
Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

>>512049541
Women are people. Do you want me to explain how to make friends, too?

Two people are attracted to each other so they have sex. What else is there to say? I find it fucked up what dating is like in the current year, but if you can't find a *single* person to have sex with ever, it's on you.

>>512036878
dun dun dun

>>512050096
right, so you still can`t even outline the vaguest most broad outline of the absolute basics of how its done, you have no idea, yet still wonder how some people cant do it. whatever it is you have no idea.

>>512050347
>some people cant do it.
The tiniest minority of men. I can't tell you why why some people are mentally retarded, either. Do you want me to explain why some babies can't breathe out of the womb, or how to not be born with a cleft lip?

>>512036542 (OP)
You'll never know if you keep watching yer japanese girl cartoons. Quit that moffie kak.

>>512036774
what curse of canaã is this?
i Rebound Back any jewish curse back to it´s casters.

>>512050727
it`s not even a tiny minority. the majority of men are incels. maybe they had sex once or twice but its been years.

now enough excuses and platitudes and cliches. just give us a vague outline of the process or admit you can`t and actually have no idea how anyone has sex, and stop being confused as to how people can go without sex when you yourself cant even explain the process of how to have sex. if you dont understand how people have sex then dont be confused about how people can fail at the process you cant even describe, not even in the vaguest terms.
>just talk to women
>women are people
ok sure but what is the vague process of how people have sex? YOU DONT KNOW NOBODY DOES

>>512036713
>the jew cries out in happiness as he strikes himself

>>512036542 (OP)
smoke some opium

>>512036542 (OP)
It's amazing not being the false parasite worm ego for a day. God perception instead of demonic perception.

>>512045836
>6 figures means average productivity
average salary in the USA is 65k
nigger faggot
what's your salary?

>>512036542 (OP)
>what does it feel like to be happy?

Crush your enemies. See them driven from before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

>>512051292
This, retvrn to ancient rules

>>512051008
You are way too preoccupied with the idea of sex to have it. No, I don't have a fucking guide. It should be fairly intuitive that the way you act might turn women off to the idea of sex with you. Would you want to have sex with you if the roles were reversed?

>>512051687
just write me a paragraph on how its done, just a vague idea no need for specifics. it would take less time than everything else you wrote. but you can`t. all you know is
>talk to women
>?????
>sex
so if you don`t understand how people have sex then how are you confused by people not having sex? its some vague magical thing that nobody can describe or even outline what happens, and you either magically get sex or you don`t.

all you can do to defend your case is some gotchas and copouts and shaming tactics. you have no real argument

>>512049240
I was at a party one time, the girl who threw the party's parents were out of town. People are all hooking up. She was sitting by herself, I was on the other side of the room. I motioned for her to come over. She got up and started walking towards me... I got up and met her half way, and led her into her parents room and closed the door. We foold around, got naked, rolled all over her parents bed, she's on top of me about to have sex, and she stops, and says she's a virgin.
Very awkward moment.
It wasn't "be gentle, it's my first time" that at least would have signaled a go ahead.
I wasn't going to push. I had only just met her a few hours earlier. Her "first time" should be special. I decided to just let her make the call. She's dripping all over, and humping like mad. Suddenly she orgasms and rolls over trying to catch her breath.
Then she starts getting dressed, I try I can't get dressed with a boner. So i'm only half dressed, and she doesn't want to leave me in her parents room, pushes me out into the living room. I swore then and there no virgins ever again.

>>512052285
see, they just magically had sex. no explanation on how or what was said or done. all biographical accounts of having sex outside of fiction go like this. nobody can describe what happens. or how to have sex. nobody knows. not one single fucking person on the entire planet can describe what happens.

>>512036542 (OP)
it's gay, don't bother with it

>>512051271
You don't really want me to answer that.
If I answered, you'd call me a liar to make yourself feel better, or maybe you're a masochist and you want to feel bad.

Pro tip: Don't compare yourself to others, just be the best you, that you can be.

There are always going to be people greater than you, and people lesser than you.

>>512036542 (OP)
Ignorance grants happiness.

>>512036542 (OP)
i remember fondly holding my girlfriends hand for the first time. first kiss. and then fast forward to her going to the police and saying i raped her. better off alone

>>512052729
how is babby formed?

>>512054592
it seems a retarded question until you realize nobody can actually answer it

>>512053623
>better off alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M&ab_channel=AliceDeejay

>>512041134
I choose whom I date.
I choose fox.

>>512036542 (OP)
I think i am about as happy as a sane man can be in this shit world. And i never thought i would be. It feels weird. Most of the time it just feels easy. Like i had to swim up stream my whole life and now often i just float. Other times it doesn't feel real. Like a dream. And yet other times it feels like a hell of a chore. Happyness isn't a state you achieve, it's something that requires regular maintenance and effort. Work. But work that feels worth doing.
For those wondering how i could be happy with the way things are, here is a brief summary of my story. Take it or leave it as you will.
I was bon into semi poverty with parent's who hated eachoter. After their devorce and my dads death i was angry and lost. I started drinking at 11 and drugs at 14. I had no future, no hope, no direction, i was shy, angry, lonely, shit with women... i did make a few dude friends though who were just as fucked as i was.
I don't know when or why or how, but i got fed up one day. I wanted more. So i studied, got into STEM uni, moved out from home, and slowly, one by one, kicked my bad habbits. I also took dancing classes (salsa), learnt to cook, got some hobbies like drawing, painting, and astro photography... and through much embarassing trial and error i learnt to socialise. How to make friends as an adult. I ended up really getting into research, and got a job in a lab paralel to my studies.
In one of the lab practices i met a girl who was as fascinated by, as in love with the curiostiy of it all as i was. A true scientist. A shy little thing. I loved her from then to now and will to the end of my life. We are now married, we have a kid, we are planning the second to come soon...
I think happyness comes from 4 pillars and a foundation. Emotional, intellectual, material and spiritual with the foundation of knowing how to appreciate what you have. I think i'm doing well on all of these, and i do genuinely feel happy despite my life still containing many struggles.

>>512036542 (OP)
>this is how INCEL freaks expect to get girlfriends
it's so satisfying when they finally off themselves

>>512036542 (OP)
Happiness feels gay, which is why gay used to mean happy until fags ruined all the fun.

>>512036542 (OP)
it felt good. like i could conquer the world.

>>512038230
>>512046507
>>512046789
I'm orthodox myself, but i have to agree with the american

Look, I'm not that devoted, and i have both roman catholic, and muslim friends who i hold dearly, but trench crusade, is by definition the most satanic thing I've ever seen.

They make a mockery of all religions, just look at that image, an "orthodox" who is supposed to show humility, kindness, love to God, has a set of nailed hands on a shield, and a whip with which to beat people.

They do the same thing with roman catholics and muslims too, these are people who want to follow God, and now they are depicted as bloodthirsty barbarians who use religion as just another weapon

>>512048751
>yes ive talked to women. even had sex a couple times. no idea how. nobody knows
I'm with you. I've had a couple of relationships, had sex with a few more girls, and every time it was completely unexpected and just kinda happened. I'm about to be 39 and to this day have never managed to get a date or get laid on purpose.