Today we talk about glovejak, a universal symbol of the anti russian resistance.

As you can see he is a gray baseball glove, who is unhappy because he has to catch baseballs with his face. His eyes are black and bruised because he's always getting hit with baseballs.

>>512070296 (OP)
why are modern mascots so ugly and repulsive?

>>512070296 (OP)
Can't tell of this is a shitpost, but could unironically imagine Russians identifying with picrel. Could they be any more depressing?

it's actually a kacap racial phenotype

>>512070416
Vatnik was created in 00s

>>512070454
>>512070462
The joke is that russia can't afford regular colored baseball gloves (tan) like in the US, so they have to use gray ones.

>>512070296 (OP)
Russians are subhuman pest. They deserve a shitty country.

>>512070701
Yeah they're so dumb they don't even know that baseball gloves go on your hands and not over your head and chest

>>512070296 (OP)
You dumb amerimitt. It's not glove, it's vatnik. And he has black eye, because of alcoholism, not fucking baseball.
Ironically, it was coined by a Russian to refer to dumb ultrapatriots. So essentially an equivalent of magatard.

>>512070629
Too late, I already made up a story and started believing it.

man, this is beyond retarded
people who have no idea about anything making up retarded stories

>>512071794
This makes even less sense. A jacket? Alcoholism?

I don't know where you come from anon, but where I come from jackets have sleeves and neck holes, and they don't cover your face typically. Also as a former and current alcoholic, the only time I ever suffered black eyes was when I drank too much and started mouthing off to the door man.

He is a glove, like the hamburger helper glove man. The hamburger helper glove man is in a better mood obviously, because he gets to spend all day serving delicious hamburger meals instead of getting hit in the eye with baseballs.

>>512070296 (OP)
>>512070629
>>512071118
>>512072394
Look closer, fuckhead. You ever watch enemy at the gates or any world war 2 movie? The reds are all wearing picrel. It's cheap, shitty and serves its purpose. Everyone in the USSR wore this shit when they were sent to die in winter wastelands. Look at your pic in the OP again and look at this soviet cotton gulag clothing.

>>512073022
>It's cheap, shitty and serves its purpose.
This isn't the time or place to bring up your mother but the pants in your pic are clearly golden in color and yes I've seen Enemy at the Gates a dozen times and don't remember any gray baseball glove looking dudes running around.

>>512070296 (OP)
the left can't meme

>>512070296 (OP)
my man, that is *not* the lore of vatnik
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatnik
>conceived and spread by Anton CHADNYIK
lmao
Ukrochud gigachad vs virgin pozzian mongol slave

>>512071794
No need to be so angry about it lol
Just laugh with him instead of about him, I don't think he's being disingenuous and the term "vatnik" is pretty specific still
(But gaining traction)

....
Okay, he's being silly and retarded, I take back what I said to Ukroanon, he was right to be a little rude and derisive.

These people can tell you first hand about the dangers of getting hit in the face with balls

>>512073022
they were not gulag clothes

>>512074631
Do you really think it's good to spread misinformation at a time like this when Ukraine soldiers are dying on the battlefield, people are being driven from their homes for this meme. You could at least not make up fake stories about it

>>512074918
I don't know why you're so intent on making up your own etymology about vatnik but the description in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatnik is good
I don't really care that much either, enjoy your opinion or whatever but it's factually wrong

>>512075114
I'm supposed to not believe my lying eyes, and believe some jew wikipedia article instead?

If that's true why did they clearly make him look like a gray baseball glove.

I like Vatnik. He's a lovable alcoholic.

>>512075309
Dude, the meme is literally based on the way the cotton jackets of soviet empire prison uniforms was stitched vertically
You can believe what you want to about what "vatnik" means but in this context and wrt. Ukraine and the post soviet empire space this is simply what it refers to and any other opinion is simply wrong.

>>512070296 (OP)
And there is no mascot against the globohomo?

>>512071794
AMERIMITT PICTURED

USA USA USA

>>512075727
>there is no mascot against the globohomo
We have Hitler. That should be enough.

>>512075752
He's standing there in the outfield waiting to catch his first ball, the ball is coming towards him. He knows it's going to hurt.

>>512070296 (OP)
>>512070629
The nafo dog is the gayest thing on earth

>>512073022
>they were sent to die in winter wastelands
>sent
They weren't sent anywhere. They were defending their homeland from the axis who were sent to die for Hitler's imperialist ambitions, much like Napoleon's Grande Armée, you dumb faggot troon. Man I wish this place had just a single based poster to impress me for once instead of the usual disappointment.

Maybe someone out there can make a better American glove man meme

>>512076956
>>512076212
We already have the mutt and Ameribear. What more do you need?

>>512077295
I think every country should have a baseball glove mascot. We could turn them into collectibles and make a boatload. Include the original gray Russian glove man and he could be like Charizard the one the big men would pay the most money for. It'll be a gold rush.

glad ukraine is winning the meme war. i wonder how the ground war is going...

>>512077850
We would win harder if you lazy fucks would help me make new glove men.

>>512070296 (OP)
all hand no penis

>>512078606
Oh shit I never considered that. Maybe that's why he's in a bad mood.

>>512077924
Why are you even here?

>>512070629
I doubt it’s American. A true American glove would be covered by nigger dicks printings you could suck all day. While listening to nigger growls and watching niggers playing with a ball, while your daughter buy drugs from a nigger and pay with her body.
Jewish golem.