I'm a 33 year old virgin.

>>512078893 (OP)
What's your height and weight?

>>512078893 (OP)
I'm a 39 year old virgin. Beat that.

>>512078893 (OP)
at least you're not a democrat, or are you?

>>512078893 (OP)
Kissless? Hugless? Has someone even stripped out for you?

>>512078955
5'10, 210 pounds

>>512078893 (OP)
I am 31 and a virgin
I’m not sweating it. I’ll probably get laid in a year or two but if not, then oh well. My parents don’t even want me to get married due to how fucked the fuck up marriage laws are (we own a lot of family assets that we do NOT want to get JUSTed in a divorce) so being a virgin is not the worst thing that can happen

>>512079063
Get on ozempic

>>512079026
Do hugs from my mom count?

become Orthodox Christian brother

>>512078978
>I'm a 39 year old virgin. Beat that.
You wouldn't be a virgin anymore if I did.

>>512079133
Male virginity does not exist but when you are masturbating you are most likely thinking about your mom, so you're alabama

Men and masculinity are a dog locked in a cage, shocked repeatedly and randomly until it just lies there. Not any one of us, but all of Masculinity. Then you take the dog(masculinity) out of the cage and tell it to play ball? Are you joking? You throw a stick off a cliff and yell "FETCH!" That dog doesn't want the stick, it wants the cliff. Then you yell "Hey! You're supposed to fly!"
Maybe you should talk to Men.
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It's "Influencers" who enable it:
Work on yourself!
MAN UP!
Level up your life, bro!
Get your jerbs!
Make money!
GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY TO LEVEL UP, BRO!!!
Your reward is Ludzweilia, mother of six with six different baby-daddies!
She's good!
She's CHRISTIAN!
You're supposed to forgive her sin!
Enable the virtuous ensluttification!
$1,000 worth of clown makeup on a $10 face!
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Women are trained by the government and mass-marketing to spend themselves into debt a man has to pay off. Good luck fighting that.


Marriage is to make simps be sl@ves. It's the "hierarchy" desire in men. We want to serve a deserving master(marriage). The instinct/desire is misplaced.

And? If you cared you would hire a hooker or fuck a 'jeeta

I noticed how the world treated men, and I quit. I don't care about this crap system, I WILL NOT support it in any way. This is for all men, it is an idea you need to grasp. "Good and evil" are for 5 year old discussions about heroes. Women can only fight childishly.

1 Radical self honesty. Bad habit: "You protect yourself from yourself."
You call out your own bullshit, which trains you to start seeing lies other people engage in. Here you have to learn to accept your own darkness(addiction, excuses, fear, gooning/simping).
Masculine benefit: "Willpower IS masculine power."

2 Value independence. Bad Habit: "Your values are based on insane average people."
A man's moral code has to be based on reason and expierience. Traditions/culture is dead due to feminism, most large families have been broken. Society is observably insane and dangerously delusional. Society treats Men as disposable. Society shouldn't treat ANYONE as disposable.
Masculine benefit: "Guilt stops working on you."

3 Emotional self-sufficiency. Bad Habit: "You go to people for validation."
This is more of a "you can't depend on anyone" than a "you don't depend on anyone" these days. Men live in hell.
Masculine benefit: "You can't be manipulated."

4 Intellectual courage. Bad Habit: "You trust people who want slaves(church, government)."
You are able to question beliefs others take for granted(marriage, justice, fairness) and follow the evidence instead, even when it goes to dark places.
Masculine benefit: "You can escape slavery."

Your ability to support and protect yourself is your first and most-important priority. If you hate yourself for being alone, you are running on cultural propaganda data. Attain intellectual courage. I wish there was a better way to protect yourself. Never stop repeating these steps. You will ALWAYS be attacked for protecting yourself. Everyone tells you how to train your body, this is how you train your mind.

>>512078893 (OP)
Same.

>>512079582
>>512079687
why are there so many bots on this one board in particular

>>512078893 (OP)
34 here.
But I kissed one girl, grabbed one girl's boob and had a date to homecoming twice.

>>512079786
It's MY copy-pasta. -I- upgrade and update it.

>>512078893 (OP)
Im 26, was mentally ill and an incel with no friends growing up, thought id be a forever virgin. Joined the Army and being forced to be around people 24/7 and doing hard things with them basically cured my (diagnosed) autism, and I went on to sleep with about 11 different women first duty station, and im kinda mid looking and 5'9. I learned from that many women are easy so long as you learn to be socialable, and that its just as worthless having one night stands as it is jerking off. Both feel disgusting, the only really positive memory from that chapter was in the next morning after being told no in the hotel room and not being a rapist, (she thanked me for not raping her lol) her and her friend both fell asleep on my shoulder in the taxi ride back to base and it was a kind of warm loveydovey feeling ive never had before. Turns out she wasnt 19, was 17 so im glad nothing came of it. Turns out sex is over rated unless its with someone you love, and most people just have sex hedonistically so dont think youre missing out on much.

>>512078893 (OP)
You are not alone.

what is a virgin?
> a person who has not had sexual intercourse
what is sexual intercourse?
> a sexual activity typically involving the insertion of the erect male penis inside the female vagina

having been armed with this knowledge, here is the solution: buy a preserved human female vagina from a science lab supplies vendor (try alibaba) and go to town

>>512078893 (OP)
same bruv. same

>>512078893 (OP)
Good. Don't waste yourself on a whore.

>>512078893 (OP)
I lost my virginity at 13 and had sex 4 times this week alone, losers.

It’s funny how mossad leafs like OP push sex as some sort of huge achievement. It’s not hard to have sex with a female . Is this projection? The jewish ugly mossad JIDF agents push incel narratives because they themselves are the incels ?

>>512079786
Anything adjacent to politics or international relations attracts them. /k/ is flooded with NAFO bots even now.

>>512078893 (OP)

LOL

lmao even

HAHAHAHAHA_faggot.webp

I lost my virginity at age 9 from a guy at my church. Thank god I'm not a virgin like you losers.

>>512078893 (OP)
Just pay a prostitute, anon. She's paid to like you, and you'll never see her again in your life, so you can't really fail, and there's no pressure to perform. And once you're done, it won't be scary, intimidating, or an issue of any kind anymore.

>>512078893 (OP)
Your masturbation fantasies about banging the empress of the galaxy go away after you lose your virginity. You lose your virginity by dating women, you don't need sex, you just need a solid sense of "I ain't dealing with that crazy bullshit anymore." developed. It's your actual basic "self-worth".

Your reward is never having good fantasies ever again. That's why simp hivemind is murderous, no matter whose side they're on, you can't trust them. You also can't trust her "male friends", 100% she will cheat.

>>512080321
This guy has 2 threads up on the catalog kek.
>>512080321
I would consider it as I am a 25 year old virgin who will probably end up like OP, but prostitution is illegal in muttistan and it is in Canada too I'm pretty sure.

>>512080067
I'm not mossad lol. I'm a fat gamer who has 5k mmr on dota 2.

>>512080601
Nevada. Totally legal. Expect to spend A lot of money. It won't help your self-worth at all, though. California, too. It's not legal; no-one cares.

>>512081283
AH! I forgot. 1 in 3 women has an ACTIVE STD infection. You truly live in hell.

75% of lesbian marriages end in divorce, and they have the highest rate of domestic violence.
50% of CIS marriages fail.
Only 25% of gay male marriages fail.

You know what else this proves?
Men are capable of love. Women are not.

>>512081283
I'm not spending hundreds of dollars for a plane ticket just to lose my virginity to a hooker.

>>512081594
Your "virginity" amounts to "BS avoiding skill".

>>512078893 (OP)
Yes

>>512081594
If you've been circumcised you'll never really feel pussy in your life anyways. Most mutts are actually permavirgins.

>>512081800
Oh, look. The "ugly fat old women that can't get a date" party speaks up.

>>512081942
what?

>>512078893 (OP)
I'm almost a wizard

>>512082017
Responsibility! BOO!

>>512081942
Look, I hate it too, but he's right. The kikes took everything from us.