>>512083464 (OP)oof
sometimes i yearn for having a family
but these days, i realize from this clip alone, your old lady will make you dress up in clothes you otherwise would NEVER wear, to pose for a picture while she makes a super cringe guitar strumming gesture
and if I don't immediately celebrate this event as it's happening, it may foment doubt within my partner's mind subocsciously - which will within a few days result in her finding my replacement on tinder or some other dating app while I'm blissfully asleep as she swipes on her phone in the bed next to me
NOW, am I saying ALL WOMEN are like this?
NO
but GOOD FUCKING LUCK finding one that ISN'T