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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

fuck niggers

Late to the party did I miss anything?

Jannies don't like when we directly link streams, so an anon made this
https://pastebin.com/TdERhTpU

You can also watch in a web browser at the link on line 15 of the pastebin

>>512086454
>wtf is that shit niggers will drink anything
Yes they will - even cornstarch

>>512086395 (OP)
I love this lil gook nigga

>>512086520

>>512086515
damn they sell this shit here
AU$29/4

Test

>>512086655
Checked, but didn’t this happen a few weeks ago?

what up niggers. I hate rice crotch rocket turk roaches so much

>>512086735
Hopefully we see him get arrested.

>the devil jus attackin us

How does he eat? Straw only?

>>512086681
you'd be better off with whatever the abos are having

This is literally nigger babble

>anti-kike protest
sydney looks like this
fucking haarp

>anything in those nigga lips?

>>512086766
Its never his fault

>>512086766
facts

>>512086781
judging by his weight he's having no trouble eatin

>>512086786
you mean petrol from a can?

>>512086808
retard alert

>>512086781
I appears that he has adequate caloric intake.

>>512086735
>I hate rice crotch rocket turk roaches so much
based

this nigger's got a crack rock the size of a golf ball somewhere up his ass, no way he doesn't have anything to fill that pipe with

this is one of the funniest nigger fairytales i heard in a while.

>>512086655
We haven't seen her at all so far. All these counties and Dan is stingy in showing them.

2 pipes
Meth
Mad Dog
No teeth
Giving up his wife
and wtf is up with his eye?

>>512086841
you get a lot of bang for your buck

>>512086395 (OP)
OPL LIVE!!! Cool thread for me to wait for my 4th cool down timer to complete. Any idea why I have to complete one for every post I make? I could of sworn I used to only have to do them once then I get captcha right after? Is waiting for count down timer number 5 the correct amount or is there some magic bump or reply count Inneed before the cooldown timers stop? Im

Dan hates Jesus Christ

one more again

I haven't watched in a couple months, good lord Dan's been hitting the Tren

>>512087000
No no no
It's "One mo' 'gain."

>For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God
>Romans 3:23
Holy shit, chapter and verse from this guy
God is good, I guess?

>>512086976
I was in a hotel one time and got back to back 900 second timers. It's impossible for me to post except from home wifi.

>>512086395 (OP)
Someday the live chat will come back.

>hell naw man

>>512087072
People think quoting the bible is something big
It means jack shit if you don't internalize it and to live as a just and honorable person
Fat greasy fuck just tried to plant his meth pipe on his daughter

>he's gonna take off
>no I'm not bro
>*takes off*
that's great comedy

>>512086730

Yes, but the butt extends beyond the limits of time.

i should treat every nigger i come across as a multiple warrant career felon, shouldn't i?

>*cranks engine*
>He's gonna take off
>No, I'm not bro
>*takes off*
The copypasta is absolutely right, isn't it?

>>512087088
even trying to phone post for convenience during live tv threads, infinite 900 second timers whether on wifi or mobile data

holy shit nice jump bro

>>512087205
>*ghost rides the whip*

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>512087204
>he wasn't already doing that
no time like the present, I suppose

>>512087248
tell me someone got a screenshot
he popped out like a jack in a box

>What if this episode was all a mojo induced hallucination?

>>512087269

GET OUT THE WAY LET CASPER DRIVE

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>512087313
hahahahahaha

>>512087159
Oh for sure, that guy is just parroting the Bible while not living by its message
I was just impressed with the memorization - though maybe that's just a famous verse that I'm not familiar with

>>512087314
kek it's like that meme where the merchants are controlling the reptilians

bro

>cop wearing three stripes

>>512087248
>>512087307

>>512087303
the libshit brainwashing is tough to get rid of. browns and niggers really are all just sub human monkeys. BRO

>>512087446
fucking beautiful

I'm not talking to you

>>512087446
Oh fuck yeah, webmanon, you're still the king

>>512087446
fucking based and saved, thank you for your service

>indian sweating
>is crime

>>512087187
Not replaceable

>>512087495
now sit in your car with the window down and think about how you could manage that shit lol

>>512087361
Making children memorize verses is just a common thing Christian parents did thinking that forcing it into their memory minds will somehow make them better people. It doesn't.
You can quite verses all day and still be a piece of shit but yeah it's very common.

>>512087556
Bryce marry me!

She's drunk

9th post is what it took to finally get past the cool down timers. Awsome. Cant wait till my cell tower changes and I have to wait 1080 seconds. Bump

>>512087574
should be included as a new olympic sport for LA2028

Put your lips around this and blow

I love it when they pretend like they can't blow into the breathalyzer
Then she self reported that she is driving without a license too

>>512087616
>She's drunk
When the cops said "Stand by, I'm gonna go show him" that's when I knew she was fucked
0.13, lawl

>.13
that's like a beer and a half you faggot

>>512087659
>blow the back out of it
>.13

>>512087693
almost 3 times our limit
would be a high range charge here

>>512087679
I knew she was fucked the moment she was playing around with the blowing

>>512087604

We've already eloped. She just got done beating me for buying the wrong ice cream.

I don't know if this is a good episode or not, but I'm having a lot of fun with you guys tonight

negresses are just as bad as niggers

>>512087693
the legal limit for driving is .08, so that's .05 over

The laws regarding BAC need to be revised if you’re a diagnosed alcoholic. I drive around daily at probably 0.14 and that’s just every day for me. I’m not some idiot NPC.

>>512087767
I generally have more fun shit talking with anons than watching the show. Most of the content is garbage. Dan really doesn't want to show us Nogs Chimping out.

>>512087792
lots of states make it illegal for alcoholics to have licenses at all

>>512087767

It is. And we'll having fun. Time for a beer. Cheers!

>You fat greasy fuck you didn't check Trivago you fat fucking smelly faggot son of a bitch

>>512087731
duis don't get serious here until maybe .15 or maybe your third offense

>>512087818
not anymore ...
I remember quite a few chimpouts in the past

>>512087719
>>512087789
drunk are gay and unconstitutional and were invented by bitchy women

>>512087719
>almost 3 times our limit
Really?
0.05 is the limit in upside-downville?

There's a couple places here that have started charging 0.05 as a lesser crime, so I guess that's where the US is going too

>>512087792
Eventually getting a DUI is just part of your lifestyle. You probably won't need the money you lose from it later anyway.

>>512087899
*drunk driving laws

>>512087862
You can’t say “here” as if America isn’t 50 mini countries that all have their own laws

>>512087862
for >>512087719 i might be .15 myself

Didn't know John Walsh resurrected his son.

>>512087898
>I remember quite a few chimpouts in the past
This probably doesn't qualify as a chimpout, but it was a beautiful way to start the broadcast

>>512087719
>would be a high range charge here
Do the police grab your penis at that point?

>John Walsh
doesn't he sing "life's been good to me so far"?

>heres my not decapitated son Callahan

>>512088002
It's pretty fucked up that they only ever found his head.

BASED METH SMOKING NIGGER REPUBLICAN VOTER MAGA 2028

>>512087926
lawyers and money work in all states.

>I had high blood pressure when I was young

>>512088047
close. that's eric clapton who sings that

>>512087902
yeah it's crazy
they advertise here that for a man 2 pots of heavy beer in 1 hour and you'll be over

i've driven home black out drunk no memory at all and spilled scotch all over dads land cruiser as a young guy no problems
except dad of course

YOU DEEP FRY THEM CHICKEN WINGS

>>512088044
they do whatever the fuck they want at that point yeah

>>512088136
>2 pots of heavy beer
why are aussies like this

>>512088128
beautiful

>>512088136
i've probalby circumnavigated the globe drunk and never had any problems. white people can drive impaired because we're so high iq to begin with. being wasted just gets us down to slightly above shitskin average

>>512088136

I drove drunk once because a girl I was with demanded to be taken home suddenly and said if I didn't she'd call the cops.

>>512088136
you guys drink beer in pots?

how the fuck are we supposed to find this fucker

>abducted baby
>jews strike again

>>512088077
South Florida black cannibals are a thing

>45 year old missing persons case

Huh?

We're looking for some kidnapped half gook a million years after the fact
What the fuck is this going to accomplish

>45 years
Why the fuck do they even bother?

>zogbot
>seamonkey wife
>AI generated happa monstrosity
grim all 'round

>kidnapper specifically looking for a newborn that was part phillipino

>>512087767
>>512087818
Never forget the comfy chat that they took from you.

>>512088284

Seven and a third klootschoops to every pot.

>>512088284

>abducted baby from 1980

>>512088296
>>512088319
too many current cases. goyim need to be distracted

>>512088384

A pint in 20 oz? Neat

ai made him look like a mass shooter, idk

Wait hold the fuck on
The story is that Mom was convinced to take her baby "to an office"
Then the kidnapper convinced mom to leave the car, and she just sped off?

Is it possible this was just a straight-up abandonment and mom's lying?

I hate the age progression art because it always assumes the person will look normal and not like a fat ugly slob

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THE KILLER

>>512088430

Plot twist: Sticks is Kevin

>>512087659

Suck, don't blow.

and what would happen if he was found?

>>512088445
problem is they cost ~$15 per at the pubs these days

>>512088471

>>512088384
but what's "heavy beer"

>>512088471

>The CHUDKILLER
>pray we can withstand her wrath!

>>512088384
>a jug is a jug everywhere
for convenience's sake

>>512088485
Reunited with his biological parents? Closure for both mom and dad.

>>512087719
Lmao I blew a .55 when I went to the rehabilitation clinic looking for help and they thought their breathalyzer was broke because it kept giving off an error code. They sent me to the hospital next door and told me to call an ambulance that would take me across the street and the ambulance showed up and said it would cost me $1600 for them to literally transport me across the street… I told them no and went to the emergency room and they gave me 2 Valium to calm me down and then I had my mother transport me to another hospital and my BAC was still .56 and they were worried I was going to die in the emergency room

>If you only knew how fraudulent these checks are

>>512088540
4.5% alcohol
light is under 3.5%

>>512088567
Do you still drink anon? Or are you still drunk from that incident?

>>512088567
did you died?

>>512088567
they gave you valium after that much alcohol?

>>512088350
Fucking shrimp the inbred retard paki
Miss you buds

>>512088567
ho lee fk

>>512088567
>I blew a .55
god damn son

>>512088571
He looks like Julian from Trailer Park Boys and is scamming like him too

toombs is a cool name for how serious this guy is

>nigger knows his phonetic alphabet better than white guy earlier
its over

>>512088007
Hell yea that opening was kino. Then the cop tackled the guy and started screaming at his two dummy friends on the sidewalk.

She touched the car! Her fingerprints are evidence.

>>512088736
>accurate bottom lip

>>512088637
holy shit, australia is basically oklahoma.

i want to bang the camera waman

>>512088730
>phonetic alphabet
Dude from before needs to study - he should use this handy guide!

>>512088784
>basically oklahoma
this is good right?

>>512088567
Why would a hospital give you Valium after you just blew a .55? Alcohol + tranquilizers = bad.

>>512088720
>>512088730
it seems he really hates nog shenanigans

>>512088639
I still drink but I know to limit myself now
>>512088662
Yes now they give out barbiturates like phenobarbital for alcoholics

>>512088809
bit different from what i remember getting my boat license
but i forgot it all anyway so am assuming this is accurate

>>512088818
to manage alcohol withdrawal

>>512088818
could've given him opiates lol

>>512088809
>many of the letters are the silent letter in their word

how does this app have the money to pay for TWO friends? do they get out of bed for anything less than $500k?

hows the bitch gonna get it from the app store with no wifi you dumb slut

>>512088128
Kek nice. How long did it take you to draw that?

>>512088951
oh fuck thats even better

>>512088384

Two jugs and walkabout!

>>512088881
Yeah they use benzos to manage withdrawals but...when you're piss drunk?
Valium isn't a barbiturate, which are also very dangerous to mix with alcohol.

>>512088818
because he's deep in alcoholism and abrupt cessation may kill him

>>512088809


this is not NATO....... what is this weird garbage

cool pupils

Do the humiliation ritual, nigger, or else go to jail.

>>512089097
It's obviously a joke. Cue and Queue? Y is "You"? W is "Why"?

>didn't lead with his left foot
sir you didn't follow basic instructions, i believe you are under the influence

>>512089175
Also silent letters for the phonetic, like Mneumonic, Tsunami, and Gnat
The more you look at the chart, the more you find

when will marketers be able to bring belts to the black community

In defense of these drunk stooges, some of these officers explain the alcohol tests faster than an auctioneer.

Dan drunk and on cocaine right now

Dude is passing that "walk and turn" sobriety test with flying colors

>>512088818
He’s lying is why

gunt

what kinda tattoo did he get covered up

>he threw piss on me
>it was actually peach tea

Where is Piss Fetish Anon?

You just know this guy smells like BO

>wheel chair ramp made out of pallets

he pulled his pants up to cover up his gunt lol

>>512089436
But he does have piss in bottles

White trash, Dan's favorite subject.

>>512089372
>what kinda tattoo did he get covered up
The start of a maze

>I do have piss bottles though
oh no

because she's indian

>>512089527
of course goy, you have to realize that it's mostly your kind committing most crimes

>>512089525

New York has a tiny earthquake and the whole world has to be made aware of it.

>>512086976
Like the other anon said, it has something to do with if you're posting on a familiar network, and even which browser you're using. I can insta post on my main browser, but if I switch then I have cooldowns again. Like a cookies thing I guess

There was an earthquake in NYC? I remember two last year.

Inshallah OPL HQ is destroyed in the next earthquake

Jesus, what a couple of fucking winners.

>>512089692
just looked it up to see if it was actually something. just a 3.0. nothing.

>Do you wanna smell the bottle?

>>512089776
2nd officer seemed to really want to smell it

>>512089683
fuckin' way she goes

>>512088809

HahAha incredibly awesome!

>>512089776
you gotta be in bad shape to piss that color

Rizzo is the worst presenter I've ever seen, and that's including high school morning announcements

we're dealing with some real criminal masterminds here

>>512089913

Roger that, sir

must be asian drivers

Stick to white collar crimes, whitebois

These retards went for the ATM when the bill exchange is right next to it

>jumping over a tensioned chain
he almost lost his nuts

you need a real body on frame suv to pull off that heist.

hey I own those exact basketball shorts

>>512089913
Yeah, but he fucks boy ass like a champ.

>>512089994
And they let the chain slide down to the bottom of the machine where they'd get zero leverage against the anchors holding it to the floor.

What an embarrassing series of events
There needs to be different laws for white criminals versus black criminals - they can't be held to the same legal standards

>>512090045
do you drive a red kia?

>>512090063
just some lads havin' a laugh
>>512090086
n-no...

Did you check trivago?
You fucking piece of shit.

pooph used to be about stinky skin folds now it's about saving the earth.

>>512090241
For me, it's the senokot Gardner

>>512089889
jesus christ.. sometimes you have to marvel what the human body is able to withstand and still be able to function and brains are still able to think..
how do you even achieve such a form?

>I don't know how that blunt roach got in my ash tray

oh fuck a marijuana cigarette

>>512090364
>stinky skin folds

>>512090241
>I tried, but it was GAWN!

How can police listen to these people speak like this all day? Id jump off a bridge.

I'm not gay but this nigga handsome

dan has no idea what a blunt is.

the woman problem is intractable

>>512090419

>MACK-DON-ULDS

>>512090063
Funny you say that, we're about to watch two screeching black girls get off with a stern talking-to.

>>512090474

>Dan and Curtis talking about fifty year old Marijuana slang

blunt is a cigar
doobies are cigarette paper
you fucking boomers

>>512090466
pohleece are like 5 iq points above the average criminal/nigger

Their twitter is going to be overloaded with pot heads wanting to share their knowledge about weed

Haha, black girls driving around smoking weed with no seatbelts. We'll let you off with a warning, honey, be more careful next time.

>>512090531
gotta fill that time with anything but niggers committing crimes

>>512090555
and the driver was talking on her phone

>>512090505
>we're about to watch two screeching black girls get off with a stern talking-to.
100%
"Ok, take this weed and stomp it out, imma let you off with a warning"

Damn, he really didn't do anything. All they had on him was a pinpoint pupils

>>512090603

Does anyone remember the black woman who fled, drunk, with an open container and a kid in the car who was let go?

>>512090555
checked. meanwhile this black dude passed the field sobriety test and they're taking him anyway because the "investigating officer" is a bitter ugly dyke.

>>512090596
But it's ok bro, the police are cool, not some kind of racists that would arrest these two fine ladies.

Are those insects chirping or is that a bearing in the truck?

>>512090752
gotta be a serpentine belt

>>512090739
i hate to defend a nigger but he didn't seem drunk or impaired at all

Guys I missed the first 2 hours. Can someone confirm that the Nye County Autist already posted? He's the one who always posts about the Nye County cop who threw the homeowner through his own window, but changes the words slightly every time.

>>512090680
how could they tell?

>>512090829
I am buying that this guy was DoorDashing all day, wasn't high or drunk, and didn't do anything wrong. Am I just a rube?

What riveting content
Thanks Dan!

>leftover homemade pizza for lunch
salami olives eggplant peppers sundried tomato onion mushroom jalapenos anchovies

fuck me this shit good

do you think JD and turk hate each other?

>>512090830
>Can someone confirm that the Nye County Autist already posted?
yes, then someone else posted the same thing right after

>>512090900
>Still no Jill Falcon
Fuck you Dan.

>>512090906
A succulent italian meal.

>>512090899
nah me too. maybe there's some niggerology going on that we're not privy to

>>512090680

Maybe they were jealous of his chains and sneakers.

>>512090818
yeah air con or alternator prolly

God I miss EVERYBODY DAMPRID

>>512090947
Thanks, fren.

>>512090978
Very possible.

>>512090951

I must be lonely but I was honestly thinking about that shot of her in night vision all day lol

>Exhaustipated
ok, mute

Post some of your favorite screenshots from OPL and make up a caption
>All I'm saying is, they sure seem to act like one if you call them it

>>512090978
nope, there are just no niggers committing crime in America tonight, none at all

>exhaustipated
competency crisis hits marketing

>>512091132
>I was honestly thinking about that shot of her in night vision all day lol
jesus christ

>>512091153

It's really shocking how many people in this country, as native speakers, have such a clumsy grasp of English.

where's officer zogbot?! i want her cheeky cunt on my face

>shot himself in the leg

precisousses

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>512091208
I WASSSS SLEEPINNGGGGGG

>>512091175

the absolute BMI

>>512091188
Kek
I want off this ride

>>512091255

That was a great ending. Just annoying an angry boomer who was likely abetting.

she was pickin at everything

no one has said "rolling a doobie" in like 50 years

what should we wrap this weed up in
snotty tissue
niggers

>>512091381
Imagine the smell.

>>512091381
omg imagine the smell

In fact,we haven't been to Florida at all tonight and they have like 3 counties down there.

>Do you have any cheeeeese?

>>512091370
I was rooting for that guy.

>old white couple
>random mouthy nigger guy
When I see this I have so many questions

>Why is he recording, bro?

For veterans of this show, what is the craziest thing they've ever broadcasted?

>>512091226
all those buttons and switches and not one of them is a safety?

The coal burner daughter walks in with her nig and mutt child
It's all so tiresome

>>512091497

I didn't see it live but back in the livepd days, it had to be the guy fleeing, crashing, and getting out to fight the cops with one hand while holding his toddler in the other.

>>512091497
Probably season1 livepd in Bridgeport when the guy stole the police vehicle

>>512091226
sig saar

>>512091497
lpd was wilder than opl, and opl gets worse every season

>>512091470
I'm guessing he's the child of an interracial couple. He mentioned someone "putting hands" on his Grandma, who I'm guessing the old lady is.

>>512091583
surely every sig owner is thinking about shooting themselves in the leg now in preparation for the class action

>>512091520
The thumb-switch is a safety, actually
Dude was probably cleaning it and had a negligent discharge

>>512091440

>>512091381
>someone is going to have sex with those

>>512091381
You guys are gonna hate me for saying this, but I kinda want a ratchet fat black gf for a few weeks.
>Anon, why weed be green?
>Uh, uh because plants cells get their green color from chloroplasts which are-
>Damn, dat's crazy

new bread >>512091685
>>512091685

>>512091641
i hope they all shoot themselves. sig owners are the equivalient of jeep owners. glock master race

>>512091497
some white meth heads shoplifting

>>512091497

I wouldn't say crazy, but the derelict church that was searched and found to be used as a venue for transsexual orgies was pretty wild.

>in bed
>while sleeping
no way

geez the fucking boomers and their doobies tonight

>>512091728
so which one are you picking?

>>512091830
best i've seen

>a loud odur of marijuana

How do I get my own awesome shipping container home?

>>512091943

>young cat
someone should make a word for that

well no one wants to talk to me
>check post #
retard

>>512091497
>guy going to jail on his warrant
>calls someone to get his car
>they come and have a warrant
>call someone else
>they come and have a warrant

>>512092391
Yeah, that was wild!

>>512091903
Whichever one is louder, fatter, and blacker.
Bonus points for exceptionally tight clothing and a shower cap.