Under what conditions would you fight for the American government in a war?

>>512095803 (OP)
That's a great question shilljewjeetdataminebot anon

If “American government” was what my girl called her pussy and “fighting” meant eating her pussy.

>>512095803 (OP)
State mandated pussy, infinite gibs for the rest of my life, and a free house

You'd love to know wouldn't you, glowie?

>>512095803 (OP)
is that ben folds who wrote the theme song to over the hedge

>>512095803 (OP)
If we are killing jews

I hate the US government, media, and corporations. There is no circumstance I would fight for the US government. I will turn people against the US government at every opportunity before ever helping the US government

I have to get some bitchin power armor that's mine to keep, but Uncle Sam has to pay for the upkeep, ammo, energy, repairs, AND upgrade tree I can unlock.

And I'm talking the works. Energy shield, boosters so I can jump and even fly, a motorcycle that can become even bigger power armor around me or an autonomous buddy AI controlled power armor bot, etc.

So there's my conditions. It's pretty simple really.

Oh and the motorcycle bot must also be able to fly.

That's it.

maybe the last 65 years of kulturkampf was a bad idea?

>>512095803 (OP)
I wouldnt even fight for my own goverment. Who the fuck fights for a goverment? At least fight dor your people.

>>512095803 (OP)
The government that spent the last 15 years of my life fucking me? You must now SUCK my cock for 30 years before I will consider working for you again

A Klondike bar
Yes
That's all it takes.

>>512095803 (OP)
>Under what conditions would you fight for the American government in a war?

If the country were actually under attack.

>>512095803 (OP)
Nobody has ever fought for a government
They've always fought for their country, their people, or their culture
the caste of oligarchs claiming the hot seat at that time have vanishingly rarely been a positive factor, virtually always a negative one

If a country attempted an invasion of the US to institute a worse form of government, I would fight to defend my country. Under no other circumstances would I consider fighting for it.

That said, our system is already very shitty, and most alternatives would be an improvement.

>>512095803 (OP)
The second the American government declares total and unrelenting war on international jewry, burns every synagogue to the ground in this country, deports every jew to israel, hangs every jew in government and everyone who has taken money from AIPAC then declares totaler krieg on pissrael where we perform the complete and total genocide of all jews world wide.

Then we send all the shitskins back home.

Will that work?

>>512096289
It is, it has been since 1775

>>512095803 (OP)
You muttmerican subhumans WILL fight and die for Israel against Iran and you're going to like it.

The question would make more sense if it was rephrased to "Under what conditions would you fight for the American economic zone in a war?".

>>512095803 (OP)
Not fighting for jews or jew bioweapons ever.

>>512095803 (OP)
there is literally no reason to fight for the US, I would fight for my family and maybe some friends. but I don't care about this evil government.

>>512096658
Nope. But I'd happily put a hot one between your eyes thats for damn sure.

>>512095803 (OP)
id fight them for free

If need arises. That's it. Not because of current systems that are wholly ridiculous with polyester assholes stealing everything not nailed down and not even bothering anymore to give us the illusion. But I would fight because what it once was is appreciated and I will give what I can for this generous gift.

>>512096474
This.

>>512095803 (OP)
Jew expulsion

>>512095803 (OP)
In other words, do you want to fight for communism?

Washington D.C. is full of commie bastards.

>>512095803 (OP)
>shit pops off in the homeland
Im more fighting for my state at that point. Im fairly certain the US would balkanize quickly. I live by the Great Lakes. We'd probably need to invade and expel Jeetnadians and militarized 20 miles miles minimum inland to Canada to safeguard our holdings there.
>muh russia
Gay
>muh China
Gay
>muh Iran
Gay
Every single threat they try to prop up as some sort of existential crisis is gay.

>>512095803 (OP)
just let me rape and plunder

>>512095803 (OP)
Deport every last illegal immigrant
Construct a wall across the entirety of the southern border with snipers posted at guard towers every quarter mile
Repeal the 19th Amendment and restrict the franchise to landowning White men
Abolish no-fault divorce nationwide

>>512095973
...starting with the ones in America, of course. We don't want to let our government ship us anywhere else until they've earned decades of our trust and Jews have moved on to another host.

>>512095803 (OP)
Never. The American government is the enemy.

>>512095803 (OP)
When there's invaders on our home soil. The rest of the world isn't our problem, and I'm not going to die to strengthen the EU or Israel. Maybe Japan, but globalist cancer has already struck the country, so maybe them getting obliterated by China quickly would be a mercy, considering the imminent enshitification of all of their media.

The condition is that they let me.

>>512095803 (OP)
100 acres of land
100 kilograms of gold
a beautiful wife

>>512099093
Indeed, that is the basis on which Washington D.C. deals with American citizens.

>>512095803 (OP)
That's an great question, I'll answer that later tho

>>512095803 (OP)
Only if Princess Celestia came from Equestria and became absolute ruler of the United States.

>>512095803 (OP).

Extermination of leftist parties, centrist parties, (((groypers))), The Great Replacement, Nick Fuentes, China, India, North Korea, Transnistria, jews, Iran, Cambodia, and East Commie Blocoids.

>>512095803 (OP)
Only if we're fighting Chinese bugmen

>>512095803 (OP)
>Under what conditions would you fight for the American government in a war?

On the condition that the whole of the US congress (both houses) was lawfully hanged, and their adult children and grandchildren sent to the front lines first. Also after minimum of 1000 individuals of over $10,000,000 net worth have received 20+ year sentences for buying underaged sex services from Epstein.

Also all the jews are expelled, all the mexicans deported, immigration halted for 50 years, and the constitution amended to abolish birthright citizenship, and even in the case of legal immigrants, only allow for the possibility of citizenship after the family has been here without committing crimes for three generations.

>>512095803 (OP)
Return Louisiane
Switch to metric system
Say "De Gaulle avait raison"/"De Gaulle was right" every 4th july
Then I'll consider

>>512095803 (OP)
The first step would be to bring back the original recipe of coke, this is non negociable.

>>512095803 (OP)
I'd do it for US citizenship.

>>512095803 (OP)
a non jewish or glowing one
so none, because no one is stupid enough to attack america, except for americans