Quick Euro bros. The americans are still in bed sleeping. We can discuss this among ourselves real quick.

oh great, even more pakis and pozzed faggots in the eu

>>512113343 (OP)
Who is still in bed at 7?

the EU is cancer
EU power is unelected
niggers tongue my anus
kys

>>512113343 (OP)
Allowing Canada in the EU is basically the same as allowing India in the EU at this point. I vote nay.

>>512113343 (OP)
No, we don't need jeets.

>>512113343 (OP)
Only if India Pakistan Sri Lanka and Bangladesh join first

Not only should Canada join, New Zealand and Australia should too.

>>512113466
https://files.catbox.moe/9sijx5.webm

>>512113343 (OP)
That'd be cool as heck

>>512113343 (OP)
>international pancake mix manufacturers association
>bacon distributors pay for the whole thing
the world is weird and very indirect

>>512113343 (OP)
We already have way too many public sector leeches.
So no.

>>512113343 (OP)
no pls, ty

They should, just to piss off Amerisharts.

>>512117922
This, would be hilarious.

>>512113343 (OP)
I mean Canada is a failing state so it would fit in. I don't see why not.

>>512113343 (OP)

I want this to happen mostly because it would be hillarious and make yanktards seethe to high heavens

>>512118979
>NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT, CANADA ISNT IN EUROPE!!!!

>>512113343 (OP)
Only plus for us would be the freedom to leave this shithole.

>>512119246

Come to think of it, it would also be significant because EU membership actually comes with a binding defense clause so US would have to border a non-insignificant military union for the first time since British empire days

Entire north of the country would be exposed to a hypothetical future EU federation and possible invasions from it, while arctic warming would make it easier for Europe to connect with Canada over the water

US would de facto lose its geographic isolation over night and be forced to re-evaluate its military strategy. Even if you argue US is stronger it doesn't matter, it's still a security threat that gives Europe a significant bargaining power, especially considering the relative proximity of important US cities to Canada

>>512113343 (OP)
What makes Canada European? They don't qualify.

>>512120425
We border france and denmark bud

>>512120471
So does Brazil

>>512113343 (OP)
You don't want us... What would you realistically get out of it? A slight discount on natural resources? For a billion indians? Like actually they have a wide open door to our country... Don't build them a bridge

>>512113343 (OP)
Canada should join ASEAN.

>>512113343 (OP)
I DONT WANT THAT
FUCK THE EU

No, don't want anything British related into EU.
Also the Indian problem plus our free movement/work rules in EU is a bad combo.

>>512113343 (OP)
im going to buy insane amounts of weed if they do and in return ship back amphetamines.

>>512119777
>US would have to border a non-insignificant military union
A clear violation of the Monroe Doctrine. The chimpout is guaranteed.

>>512120555
And they should join also