>First Alberta will leave
>Then B.C. and Saskatchewan
>They will all form their own country or ask to become US territories/a territory
>Quebec will push hard for it's independence using the west as a precedent
>Yukon, NWT, Nunavut, and Manitoba will then join the rest of the West in their country/becoming territories
>Canada will be left as Ontario, N.B., Newfoundland, and Nova Scotia
>Ontario will become it's own country
>Quebec will absorb the rest of the East as its own country

>>512118400 (OP)
Not going to happen. Canadians are quite happy and flourishing under Prime Minister Carney.

I was over at my dad’s acreage today helping with his canola and flax fields. He lives in a rural municipality of a very tory province. After we’d finished the harvest we went out for a rip on the grids and ended up goosing’er to one of the nearby offsales. It’s the kind of place that farmers, potash miners, legit watermelon wearing rider fans and the working class go to unwind with a two four of Pil.

Prime Minister Carney was on the TV and the local grader driver said to his auto mechanic (friends since Craven ’98)

“Frig bud. Truth is he ain’t so bad eh. The nuisance ground is operational, the annual Kaiser tournament went smoothly and the curling rink’s been pebbled properly. Can’t believe I’m saying this but Ol’Carrot River Carney's got my vote next election”.

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Fuck yeah buddy” and “I’ll hack a dart to that” from the men around me. Even saw the lonely bunnyhug wearing treaty six status Indian in the corner raise his Texas mickey with a nod.

>>512118545
>Le spammed copypasta
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22I%20was%20over%20at%20my%20dad%E2%80%99s%20acreage%20today%20helping%20with%20his%20canola%20%22/

>>512118400 (OP)
it's literally never gonna happen as much as alberniggers and kekbecers like to posture

>>512118400 (OP)
Not happening. Canada would rather be poor than part of the USA.

>>512118400 (OP)
Fake country, just a budget version of France with worse cheese

>>512118545
>and the curling rink’s been pebbled properly.
kekd

>>512118400 (OP)
Slow news week.

>>512118400 (OP)
More likely the USA will fully assimilate and merge Canada into the union and be called the United States of North America (mexico not allowed).

>>512118747
Wouldn't be ideal to have Americans in my borders desu

>>512118400 (OP)
Oh no, that would cause arguably the least consequential breakup of a country to ever happen.

>>512118833
True. Canada needs more Indians and less Americans.

>>512118894
The world needs less Americans

>>512119004
You do know Canada is part of America, right?

>>512119049
He thinks it's part of India (understandably so)

>>512118400 (OP)
Manitoba will be renamed Far-North Dakota. Saskatchewan will be North East Montana, Alberta North West Montana and British Columbia will be North Washington. Simple as.
And all pajeets will be deported.

>>512119376
>pajeets will be deported
THIS but the opposite. Burgers would force immigrate them to silicon valley.

>>512118894
>>512119182
>Akshually muttmericans are BASED and REDPILLED guyz. I was just at a MAGA rally with my all-amercian homies Juan Jesus-Pedro-Diego-Martinez and Tyshawn Le'Squandrious Washington III. There was so much patriotism it felt just like 1776. Leafland is so cucked.

>>512119508
Indian hands typed this

Niggers not realizing canada is just an amalgamation of land no one ever wanted.

>>512118545
lel

>>512119632
Which is why the USA invaded Canada twice.

>>512119632
haha yeah there is no strategic value in the diamonds, gold, oil, fresh water, or the northwest passage opening up. just worthless really

>>512118545
10/10 post

>>512119632
False, now that the North-West Passage is viable year-round for transport control over the Canadian Arctic will be contested. Russia, Muttmerica, and China (which laughably claims to be an Arctic nation) will not sit idly by while the biggest game changer in global shipping since the Panama Canal is in leaf hands. Additionally, the potash deposits in Sask are vital to continue agricultural production at the current levels, especially since the hohols, the other major potash producers, are currently being bombed into smithereens.

>>512118545
lol

>>512118400 (OP)
Why are there so many Canada threads? It's literally irrelevant.

>>512120207
jealous?

>>512118545
Fucking hate it when they fuck up the curling rink pebbling

>>512120278
Get that aunt gemimia shit outa here

Alberta is going to fuck off and the rest of Canada just collapses in poverty and Jeets. Saskatchewan might join Alberta a few years later.

>>512118400 (OP)
If America genuinely wanted to take over Canada they could invade them easily. Canada is a meme country anyway. It’s an example of the inherent failures of multiculturalism. It’s been multicultural (French and English) since its inception. And despite both having very similar roots (European, Christian), they never have managed to get along. Now throw in hundreds of other disparate people, and you have Canada. It will be viewed as a warning in the future for how not to govern.

>>512118545
It's very true. Though times might be tough at the moment, times are tough everywhere. The additional tariffs by the United States are actually a blessing in disguise; we can be our own best customer. Through hard work, determination, and elevated elbows, we can built a strong economy from coast to coast to coast, enriching our middle class and those working hard to join it.

>>512118643
Its easy to say that until they are actually poor.

>>512120610
Saw a poll for if canadians would vote to join the usa in exchange for 50000$.~20% said they would.

>>512120740
Over 50% of Canadians want us to join the EU vs. strengthen economic ties to America. Oh Canada!

>>512120441
>Alberta and Saskatchewan are going to fuck off
Yes, because the Laurentian Elites will surely allow their cash cows to leave. Just two more weeks of equalization payments and the Prairies will finally have had enough of being resource colonies for eastern Canada after 120 years.

>>512118400 (OP)
2 weeks!

>>512120971
The federal government as an entity is a strong supporter of self determination, and would NEVER allow underhanded tactics influence such an important democratic right of a people!
>L'argent, puis des votes ethniques

>>512118400 (OP)
They won't have the money. Once a few Western provinces leave the federal government we'll have to dissolve. They will all end up joining the United States just to survive.

>>512118545
Shut up idiot

>>512122490
take off bud. that's the smartest guy I know