>>512212283 (OP)
international garbage man

>>512212283 (OP)
Suicide

Security night watchman

>>512212283 (OP)
Grave digger. One of my oldest friends from junior high digs graves. He loves it.

Long haul trucker

Serial killer

>>512212283 (OP)
Grave digging?

sane woman wrangler

>>512212283 (OP)
I bought an old pine forest and some clapped out logging equipment.

>>512212283 (OP)
disability for youth disabled is around 35,000-40,000 dollars a year once you finish a three to five year prerequisite period where you get paid but a little less. You can then use this period to pursue a career in coding and hold out for a while in it before retiring at 50,000 dollars a year. That’s my plan anyways.

>>512212283 (OP)
Become the girlfriend of a rich jew

>>512212361
I live innawoods and the municipality just implemented weekly garbage pickup so I thought that might be a good job to pick up some cash. They said they couldn't hire me because I wasn't bilingual. Fucking clown world.

Water treatment.

>>512212283 (OP)
Chainlink buyer and waitooor.

I work in a mine and barely talk to anyone

>>512212283 (OP)
Imagine her on the piss. She gets plastered on everything, taking a particular liking to stouts and dark ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, (fuck vegan when drunk asf ya know?) After her night of drinking she gets a kebab at 4am. She gets home and devours some broccoli.

She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake and rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to contain the tidal wave of shit lapping against the shores of her inner poohole. A few risky farts are squeezed out, so thick they linger. The air has a brown hue to it as she breathes back in her poop, coating her lungs. Now, the moment has arrived. Her ass waters have broken, her pink anus dilated and the grog bog is ready.

Before sitting down on the shitter, the stew starts flying out prematurely on the tiled floor. After slipping on her liquid shit and getting faeces in between her toes she managers to crawl to the toilet. She paints the bowl brown. Her legs shake. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying, full of corn. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined and gets thicker with each pulsating action of her anus. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.

Without wiping she returns to bed where I wait. She lowers her dirty bum on my face and the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I can see her butthole winking at me as it tries to regain strength. The Greta Thunburg farts and a nug flies into my mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment, knowing how jealous /pol/ would be of me.

For good measure I shit myself and gently doze off with the sounds of Greta's guts gurgling next to me.

>>512212685
>garbage pickup

Of course you gotta be able to speak jeet to pick up trash

>>512212283 (OP)
Just do something involving writing. You never have to do any interaction if you don't want to you just need to shit out constant content until shit sticks or you die.

>>512212629
Look at how malnourished she was. Veganism. Thats why she’s 5’ tall as a swede.

>>512213081
Like what kind of writing? Articles? Or actual books? I do have a lot of shit I can tall about like a yenta.

>>512212819
lol

>>512213069
jeet tells you to put the trash back down

>>512212283 (OP)
Security, Trucking, Surveying, Station Maintenance (NG compressor watch) coroner.
To a lesser extent; Welder, Arborist, Machine Operator, Heavy equipment operator.
Avoid; Trains, Planes, and Autocad.

>>512212996
F you

>>512213300
Kek. Trash is lawn decor for these savages.

>>512212685
That's just code for "you're not brown"

>>512212283 (OP)
Hitman, your job is all about getting rid of people.

>>512213181
It is like this autist tapped into something.

>>512213134
Greta is always right about everything and the ground quakes with her every step. How dare you question her here? Do you know where you are?

Anyways , socialism is pretty nice. The coding job is pretty much guaranteed assuming you complete the course. The course is paid for and unlike most other avenues you’re getting 70,000 dollars a year with only one year of training and no university.

>>512213210
you can do anything. write short stories, novels, journalism, if you feel like interacting you could do screenplays or playwright. your oyster but be warned it isn't a matter of hard work paying off it's entirely based on catching a lucky break.

>>512213565

>>512212283 (OP)
Any careers where I can interact with Greta?

>>512213744
Gynecology

>>512213715
> it's entirely based on catching a lucky break.
Im good at that.. well.. no, no i’m not. I was born on planet erf.

>>512212996
*unzips pants*

>>512213744
IDF if you want to fuck her

>>512213744
Jewish PR consultant.

saint greta

>>512212685
so start learning hindi

>>512212996
That is how i feel after a 3 day bender.

>>512212283 (OP)
Bullet taster