HAPPENING NOW: POLICE STAND OFF WITH MAN IN VAN - /pol/ (#512226974) [Archived: 144 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: +30vPxuRUnited States
8/4/2025, 9:26:12 PM No.512226974
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md5: 23e7ca9b2b2796204bb31d2aae9260fd๐Ÿ”
https://youtu.be/MG9rs9wEAbc
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1952447474305499161
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Anonymous ID: nszlhvcJ
8/4/2025, 9:30:44 PM No.512227327
Another schizo. Muh do testing on my brain. No.
Anonymous ID: by7oaHzpUnited States
8/4/2025, 9:32:51 PM No.512227490
>>512226974 (OP)
looks like they found the next false flag individual, lmfao, bet he posted on 4chins
Replies: >>512230870
Anonymous ID: DUD4805GUnited States
8/4/2025, 9:33:28 PM No.512227549
Toxicology test my corpse and this van, it says. Maybe globohomo released turbo-COVID and he's Patient Zero?
Replies: >>512229729
Anonymous ID: O12hYwCs
8/4/2025, 9:34:07 PM No.512227603
>>512226974 (OP)
hes maga for sure
Anonymous ID: KhrA5477United States
8/4/2025, 9:37:54 PM No.512227890
>>512226974 (OP)
they parked at Costco?
BOOM
BOOM
BOOOOOM
Anonymous ID: Lzevh6C3United States
8/4/2025, 9:39:30 PM No.512228015
I think this is an active stream
https://youtu.be/WLQLGt6zHQE
Anonymous ID: quE8ml0RUnited States
8/4/2025, 9:41:20 PM No.512228143
why don't they just get a hacker to blow it up?
Anonymous ID: 262yYHDNUnited States
8/4/2025, 9:41:38 PM No.512228160
>>512226974 (OP)
i bet they wont even test his corpse. sad
Anonymous ID: ZUK+qL5YUnited States
8/4/2025, 9:44:42 PM No.512228359
1570566285002
1570566285002
md5: 529bbf0a9055947e23bdd3537b35b497๐Ÿ”
>>512226974 (OP)
>"toxicology test my corpse and this van."

Tweaker is super proud of his cook.
Replies: >>512229615
Anonymous ID: rAWRxFlvUnited States
8/4/2025, 9:55:17 PM No.512229130
>>512226974 (OP)
Damn it. They just did the "Emergency Drill for First Responders" in my area 2 days ago, using hazmat suits and training for hazardous material spill, outside of a food distribution center.
Anonymous ID: jnI5DEvUUnited States
8/4/2025, 9:56:32 PM No.512229225
>>512226974 (OP)
Is he down by the river?
Replies: >>512231362
Anonymous ID: KrILzSgkUnited States
8/4/2025, 9:57:40 PM No.512229306
>>512226974 (OP)
is it really a standoff if you're in a van?
Replies: >>512229891
Anonymous ID: u0+ohi9aUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:01:49 PM No.512229615
1749986029097824
1749986029097824
md5: 7f1e440539c2facf32fb97900cc40c18๐Ÿ”
>>512228359
I only cook in the matrix
Anonymous ID: z5frP86zUnited Kingdom
8/4/2025, 10:03:19 PM No.512229729
>>512227549
>turdo convid
The deadliest virus since giggle farts.
Anonymous ID: +30vPxuRUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:05:35 PM No.512229891
>>512229306
he was standing in the doorway of the van for a while
Anonymous ID: IkIYRy9cUnited Kingdom
8/4/2025, 10:06:19 PM No.512229949
>>512226974 (OP)
In the middle of town, near a hot dog stand,
A van sat still with a curious man.
He frowned and he frowned with a plan in his head,
While blue lights flashed and the sirens said:

โ€œCome out of that van! Come out if you can!โ€
Said Officer Stan with his megaphone plan.
But the man in the van just wiggled his toes,
And shouted back loud, โ€œI *wonโ€™t*โ€”and who knows!โ€

They circled around with a clatter and clang,
While pigeons above gave a flap and a bang.
โ€œLetโ€™s talk!โ€ shouted Stan. โ€œLetโ€™s chat, man to man!โ€
But no one could reason with Van-Dwelling Dan.

He had snacks in a sack and a gold frying pan,
A rubber duck, socks, and a map of Japan!
He wasnโ€™t quite mean, but he sure had a flairโ€”
And he *really* liked honking his horn in the air!

So the standoff went on 'til the moon took a peek,
And Dan took a nap after yelling all week.
The police tiptoed in with a yawn and a scan...
And that was the end of **the Man in the Van**.
Anonymous ID: Cky5N/6+United States
8/4/2025, 10:07:15 PM No.512230016
>>512226974 (OP)
Rolling for vaccine injured and trying to spread awareness
Anonymous ID: u0+ohi9aUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:08:21 PM No.512230091
1747600655149984
1747600655149984
md5: c2ecc194c60369d750678dfb55a6d2b4๐Ÿ”
>>512226974 (OP)
kek, The helicopter pilot and the shit he saids
Anonymous ID: FwxoTaajUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:10:21 PM No.512230251
toxicology van standoff
toxicology van standoff
md5: b1a53046b52c529ef79b9454699ce4db๐Ÿ”
>>512226974 (OP)
>TOXICOLOGY
>TEST MY CORPSE
>AND THIS VEHICLE
Replies: >>512230377 >>512230532 >>512230945 >>512233064
Anonymous ID: 0hHrPiQ1United Kingdom
8/4/2025, 10:12:10 PM No.512230374
>>512226974 (OP)
How does this effect me personally
Anonymous ID: FwxoTaajUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:12:14 PM No.512230377
>>512230251
License plate 34V 670
Replies: >>512230561
Anonymous ID: 0hHrPiQ1United Kingdom
8/4/2025, 10:14:08 PM No.512230532
>>512230251
So he's probably a schizophrenic
Replies: >>512230609
Anonymous ID: +J78eTSHUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:14:22 PM No.512230547
Weird how they seem to do all these false flags with Trump in office.
Anonymous ID: ZUK+qL5YUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:14:28 PM No.512230561
dad02
dad02
md5: 120d2d9adba3f073efd5c067057444bb๐Ÿ”
>>512230377
holy fuck that's germatria for Godzilla.
Anonymous ID: FwxoTaajUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:15:03 PM No.512230609
>>512230532
no, it sounds like he is being victimized in some way.
anybody know what the posterboard in the windshield says?
Replies: >>512231895 >>512232597
Anonymous ID: 1Nh8WnpGUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:15:29 PM No.512230648
Based schizo van driver
Anonymous ID: rdmQVS4dUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:18:18 PM No.512230870
>>512227490
Nah. Twitter gets FBI gayops. 4chan gets Chitwooded.
Anonymous ID: C1QiTE05United States
8/4/2025, 10:19:08 PM No.512230945
>>512230251
Should of used reverse psychology.
Replies: >>512232079
Anonymous ID: HH9kWia1United States
8/4/2025, 10:21:01 PM No.512231122
They really want wagies to keep renting
Anonymous ID: XZ2dQA7GUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:22:04 PM No.512231202
Did another CEO get iced?
Anonymous ID: xv3bat2hUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:24:08 PM No.512231362
1698443336773136
1698443336773136
md5: 7a11a939161746a1709882b36fd99fc1๐Ÿ”
>>512229225
>Is he down by the river?
Big if true.
Anonymous ID: +30vPxuRUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:30:49 PM No.512231895
>>512230609
I think the helicopter reporter said it said he had a bomb
Anonymous ID: JGBSjUk9Denmark
8/4/2025, 10:32:58 PM No.512232079
>>512230945
Maybe he is.
Anonymous ID: K1xSWaa7United States
8/4/2025, 10:33:19 PM No.512232110
>"I dig the jumpsuit, very cool"
kek, this announcer is fucking cheeky
Anonymous ID: K1xSWaa7United States
8/4/2025, 10:35:09 PM No.512232279
this retarded schizo fag Q boomer better explode or something cool for wasting everyones fucking time
but we know nothing will happen besides wasting $10k taxpayer dollars per-minute until the gay ass nothingburger ending
Anonymous ID: 0hHrPiQ1United Kingdom
8/4/2025, 10:39:13 PM No.512232597
>>512230609
No he sounds like a schizophrenic retard. "No im not on drugs this god like sentient being told me to have a standoff in a costco car park in a campervan". If he had a genuine grievance against the government or something he would just go shoot or kill whoever was responsible. The killdozer guy would have not been based if he just had a standoff and shot him self in a parking lot. Either way guys an attention seeking retard and I hope the zogbots shoot him
Anonymous ID: HH9kWia1United States
8/4/2025, 10:39:56 PM No.512232659
>be parked in my van at Costco for 3 minutes so I can tie my shoes
>2 women and 1 old boomer have already called the cops on me
>I was about to go in and just buy some bottled water
>They're patrolling outside the van and shit, suddenly a fucking helicopter shows up
>10 squad cars and the swat unit
>SIR WHY ARE YOU PARKED AT COSTCO SIR YOU HAVE TO BE A CUSTOMER SIR SIR
>it's out of control, just reading 4chan now before they drone strike me and blow me up
Anonymous ID: tIRME/3BUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:40:50 PM No.512232724
>>512226974 (OP)
>Costco

There are probably 275 SUVs outside of that frame waiting to get one of those parking spots.
Replies: >>512232847
Anonymous ID: HH9kWia1United States
8/4/2025, 10:42:20 PM No.512232847
>>512232724
>A neverending cascade of officers flowing in from neverending calls from fat Karens who saw a white male in a bus
Anonymous ID: KvPXvoIeSweden
8/4/2025, 10:44:15 PM No.512232991
>>512226974 (OP)

>MAN IN VAN

Is it safe to add to the list yet?
Replies: >>512233193 >>512234117
Anonymous ID: 1PTRDrguUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:45:08 PM No.512233064
>>512230251
enhance that sign in the windshield please desu
Replies: >>512233612
Anonymous ID: cEFpD5oSUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:46:43 PM No.512233193
>>512232991
No, it's a white guy
Replies: >>512233838
Anonymous ID: YR0uvBD9United States
8/4/2025, 10:51:59 PM No.512233612
screenshot
screenshot
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>>512233064
Replies: >>512233783 >>512233940 >>512234135
Anonymous ID: 0hHrPiQ1United Kingdom
8/4/2025, 10:54:17 PM No.512233783
>>512233612
>do not come
im genna cum
Replies: >>512234423
Anonymous ID: 03ZG4ozjUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:54:55 PM No.512233838
>>512233193
writing manifestos on vehicles is still a based white man thing
Anonymous ID: YR0uvBD9United States
8/4/2025, 10:56:15 PM No.512233940
>>512233612
If Im reading the first line right it is
itmncmr
and ducking that gives me these links
The efficacy of immunotherapy for in-transit metastases of melanoma: an analysis of randomized controlled trials
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33625104/

Chapter 6: CMS Requirements for CMRs and TMRs
https://www.nbmtm.org/mtm-reference/cms-requirements-cmrs-tmrs/

Chapter 2: Comprehensive Medication Management versus Comprehensive Medication Review
https://www.nbmtm.org/mtm-reference/comprehensive-medication-management-versus-comprehensive-medication-review/
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Anonymous ID: +30vPxuRUnited States
8/4/2025, 10:57:38 PM No.512234045
>>512233940
Pesticide poisoning?
Replies: >>512234333
Anonymous ID: ylaXu6V3Canada
8/4/2025, 10:58:20 PM No.512234098
it was a nothing burger.
Anonymous ID: 0hHrPiQ1United Kingdom
8/4/2025, 10:58:32 PM No.512234117
>>512232991
No this has strategy niggers are not capable of strategy or a plan. Apart from the DC shooter the majority of niggers just have a nigger moment followed by the media burying of the story.
Anonymous ID: YR0uvBD9United States
8/4/2025, 10:58:39 PM No.512234135
>>512233612
If the underlined is NCMR that links to this
>What is a Non-Conforming Material Report (NCMR)?

A Non-Conforming Material Report (NCMR) is a critical document used in quality management to identify, document, and address instances of nonconforming or noncompliant materials or products. The NCMR serves as a key component of corrective and preventive action (CAPA) and Material Review Board (MRB) processes within the quality management system (QMS) of an organization.
https://www.propelsoftware.com/glossary/non-conforming-material-report-ncmr
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Anonymous ID: zhn1uYCT
8/4/2025, 10:59:57 PM No.512234231
Why are there so many schizos in America?

Shit like this never happens in Europe
Replies: >>512234393
Anonymous ID: YR0uvBD9United States
8/4/2025, 11:01:26 PM No.512234333
chan4news
chan4news
md5: 454fdf31cc6f2a967ad6c2999d801911๐Ÿ”
>>512234045
>Pesticide poisoning?
Maybe, I'm going with what i can see. In the old days 14 other anons would have already adjust the contrast and solved for keks
Anonymous ID: 8ZjXGZg2United Kingdom
8/4/2025, 11:02:20 PM No.512234393
>>512234231
Unironically the climate. Everyone in the new world is a psychopath because the heat drives men mad.
Anonymous ID: 1PTRDrguUnited States
8/4/2025, 11:02:45 PM No.512234423
>>512233783
>>512233940
>>512234135

5 years ago some anon with a huge brain would have already enhanced that sign so we could read every word. Maybe there is a clearer picture from the video? Whos gonna step up and crack this code?
Replies: >>512234644
Not Jolly ID: uB7k2OTyUnited States
8/4/2025, 11:05:09 PM No.512234619
>>512226974 (OP)
I'm just man in a van
You dont understand
I'm not hauling dope from afghanistan
1 cop 2 cop 3 cop 4
Oh he's opening the door
Get on the ground, get on the floor
Please o please don't hurt me no more
Im.just in a band trying to go on tour
Anonymous ID: YR0uvBD9United States
8/4/2025, 11:05:29 PM No.512234644
rghyh5ew6yuj5
rghyh5ew6yuj5
md5: 86f67e12a96f97935c92886dcad3a379๐Ÿ”
>>512234423
I'm playing with contrast in paint.
Anonymous ID: FNT+15YbUnited States
8/4/2025, 11:09:09 PM No.512234927
>>512226974 (OP)
>standoff
For what? Is writing on your vehicle illegal now?
Replies: >>512235748
Anonymous ID: YR0uvBD9United States
8/4/2025, 11:10:56 PM No.512235081
purpledrank
purpledrank
md5: 56f10ecf602a344f2689508d3f788245๐Ÿ”
Anonymous ID: cEFpD5oSUnited States
8/4/2025, 11:20:01 PM No.512235748
>>512234927
Every precaution must be taken to keep the general public safe. LA and Costco only want the best shopping experience for their customers. This individual in the van is a danger to the community. The police in LA welcome opportunity to shoot that guy