>>512226974 (OP)In the middle of town, near a hot dog stand,
A van sat still with a curious man.
He frowned and he frowned with a plan in his head,
While blue lights flashed and the sirens said:
โCome out of that van! Come out if you can!โ
Said Officer Stan with his megaphone plan.
But the man in the van just wiggled his toes,
And shouted back loud, โI *wonโt*โand who knows!โ
They circled around with a clatter and clang,
While pigeons above gave a flap and a bang.
โLetโs talk!โ shouted Stan. โLetโs chat, man to man!โ
But no one could reason with Van-Dwelling Dan.
He had snacks in a sack and a gold frying pan,
A rubber duck, socks, and a map of Japan!
He wasnโt quite mean, but he sure had a flairโ
And he *really* liked honking his horn in the air!
So the standoff went on 'til the moon took a peek,
And Dan took a nap after yelling all week.
The police tiptoed in with a yawn and a scan...
And that was the end of **the Man in the Van**.