>Harvard's Professor Avi Loeb calculates that the mysterious 3I/ATLAS interstellar object has only a 0.005% chance of being natural, raising alarming questions about its true origin. Racing toward our solar system at 60 kilometers per second, this Manhattan-sized visitor approached from the Milky Way center's direction - the perfect camouflage for an undetected approach.
>As Loeb warns in his latest Medium article: "If 3I/ATLAS represents a spacecraft of 20-kilometer size, as envisioned by Arthur C. Clark in his novel 'Rendezvous with Rama,' we should worry about its intent." The timing is chilling - this object could have started its 80-year journey just as humanity began widespread radio broadcasting, effectively announcing our technological civilization to the cosmos.
>Loeb emphasizes that our chemical rockets cannot bridge the 98 kilometer-per-second velocity gap, leaving humanity essentially defenseless if this proves to be alien technology. With no international protocol for alien contact and the object's trajectory perfectly aligned to study Venus, Mars, and Jupiter, we're facing humanity's most critical moment.
Should we join efforts in order to destroy it, and abandon all wars? Should we start training Enders and Beans to command our space force?

>>512230393 (OP)
You’re drunk on Guinness

>>512230393 (OP)
>space expert

>>512230582
Worse, jew

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avie Loeb

why does every interstellar probe look like a poo

>>512230738
/thread

>>512230393 (OP)

Any culture capable of making a city sized space ship and fling it for 80 years could instantly fuck us all up.

Accept the Ayys. Hopefully they'll just be extremely horny cat girl aliens who need human husbands.

>jews are so desperate to divert people away from hating kikes that they start making up fake stories about a comet
pathetic

>perfect camouflage for an undetected approach
>gets detected anyways

why are aliens so stupid

>>512230393 (OP)

>>512230916

Worst case it'll be the insectoids who will hover in orbit causing massive tsunamis, taking 100 to 500 humans daily for ritualistic torture/dismemberment and energy harvesting.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Harvard's Professor Avi Loeb
INTERESTING
VERY INTERESTING
I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THE ALIENS COMING
THIS IS A BIG BIG DEAL

So he's attention whoring, likely simultaneously also shilling for whatever product or service. It's another space rock. Get over it. Better yet, release the Epstein files.

>fearmongering about aliens

nah

>>512230393 (OP)
>first terrorist attacks then alien invasion
Anyone remember that?

>>512230393 (OP)
>expert
>Harvard
>Avi
>space
>professor
>ayyys

And in the trash it goes.

>>512231074
So, still less worse than jews?

>>512230393 (OP)
Hate to be the one to break it to ya Conor, but aliens are fake and gay.

>>512230393 (OP)
Finally the mothership is back

>>512231267

They're hyper focused, predatory insects...not monsters.

>>512231074
>taking 100 to 500 humans daily for ritualistic torture/dismemberment and energy harvesting.

That's okay, we have a few billion jeets chinks and niggers to keep them busy for a while.

>>512230393 (OP)
This is not a distraction guys, ayyy lmaos are going to probe our asses. Nothing else should matter except this!!!!

Why on Earth would a Jewish Harvard professor be trying to distract people right now.

It's Superman.

>>512230393 (OP)

nothing ever happens

>>512230393 (OP)
Welcome to Earth. We have one billion jeets and one billion niggers that you can enslave or eat or whatever. Thank you for fixing our planet by taking them.

>>512230393 (OP)
OMG A NEW SPACE DINOSAUR JUST FLEW OVER MY HARVARD

>>512230393 (OP)
>join efforts in order to destroy it

my friend, this shit is coming in like 90 days. if we haven't prepped yet, we're screwed now.

>>512231455

"HUMANS OF EARTH

WE, THE COLLECTIVE VOICE CAME HERE TO HARVEST. 100 TO 500 A DAY. YOU HAVE BEEN LEFT ALONE IN HONOR OF OUR AGREEMENT. HOWEVER, TODAY YOU HAVE SENT US....JEETS. THE HIVE HAS BEEN VOMITING FOR AN ENTIRE DAY CYCLE. CHEMICAL BOMBS SHALL BE DEPLOYED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."

>>512230393 (OP)
Fake and Gay

Give me your cum force

>>512231074
>an improvement to morale
OK, and what if, in the off chance of say 0.005% range...what if its just business as usual and we still never get that Epstein list?

>>512230393 (OP)
>calculates
may i see the calculations?

>>512230393 (OP)
even if it is a spacecraft (it's not), there's nothing we can do about it. we can't even catch it because we have no propulsion invented yet that is fast enough. as it gets closer to the sun, it will start outgassing more, and be proven to be a comet.

>>512230393 (OP)
What does mr ayyy expert think about the epstein files?

>>512230393 (OP)
These kikes desperate

>>512230393 (OP)
they're space hobos who hitched a ride on a comet coming to shit up our planet
there's a 0.003% chance that's true

>>512231632
>ayyys all die from hepatitis before they can destroy earth

And that, little Ranjesh, is how the brave Brahmans defeated the aliens. Now, be sure to eat all your cow dung and drink all your cow piss, so you can grow up weak and sickly incase they ever return.

Berserker hypothesis

>>512230393 (OP)
>No protocol
Yes there is
https://youtu.be/eil_2WOv5VA

>>512230393 (OP)

>>512230393 (OP)
I wish this shit was real and not just basedentists. The one motivation that drives me to continue living is curiosity of making first contact one day. Nothing else matters.

>>512232129

If Alien invaders die from encountering Jeets it will be perhaps the funniest thing ever.

Hyper advanced beings in robotic suits with hundreds of drones lasering humans and blowing up shit. Suddenly, hundreds of jeets emerge from a lake of fecal matter covered in rotting curry, cow dung and corn matter.

"JAI HINDDDDDDD"

Aliens collapsing, vomiting into their suits, drones smeared in shit that quickly eats into their semi organic components. Survivors bring Hyper Sar Aids, catastrophic collapse of the hive city.

I would eat with my hands on a concrete floor in their honor after that.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Aliens will attack Earth
>Their ship is visible for months
>With one ship
That is the worst strategy of attack i have heard.

>>512230393 (OP)
Interesting.
Anyway, what about those files?

>>512230393 (OP)
The whole reason aliens are not made official yet is that most wars would stop because religion will have lost its meaning.

>>512230393 (OP)
Is this true?

>>512231074
>space jews

>>512232394
What if there really are roving marauding murderous hives of ayyys out there, but they all leave us alone because of the jeets?

Maybe we should be nicer to our shiteating galactic protectors.

>>512230393 (OP)
Is he a member of Tony Pedosta's "To The Stars Academy"?

>>512230393 (OP)
(((Avi Loeb)))

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
In the bin it goes

So they redesigned it because everyone said it looked like a turd? Now it's a turd with lights on it.
Project Poobeam isn't going to work, it's 15 years too late nobody cares about aliens, nobody's buying it.

>Avi Loeb
Whenever I see some sensationalist headline in the media about ayyliens it's always this fucking kike retard
into the trash

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb

>>512230393 (OP)
>60 kilometers per second


MOVE IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY JERKOFF

>Manhattan-sized
Paddy cakes, I don't even know how large is manhattan, nor do I care.

>>512233100
>how large is manhattan
It's measured in jews per square inch, so pretty fucking big.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Harvard's Professor Avi Loeb
>>512230660
>>512230738
>>512231572
>>512231574
It is boring, see pic rel.

>>512230393 (OP)
The mothership is coming. Soon we will feast upon your flesh, humans.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
dismissed

>>512230393 (OP)
> calculates
> no link, no equation
I call this bullshit.

>>512233319
Fuck off, spacenigger, we are full

>>512230393 (OP)
Nah if an alien civilisation was that advanced, they would have relativistic projectiles fired at us already, all interstellar civs would need to do a preemptive overwhelming total annihilation because you can't defend against them and they dont know our capabilities.

>>512230393 (OP)
>the perfect camouflage for an undetected approach
Wow, we must be really good at detecting shit then.

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
Stopped reading right there.

FUCK OFF. until we find out if the aliens are hot and we can fuck them, I DONT CARE. no one should care. piss off!

>>512232796
You think gypsies can dismantle their craft before it hits the ground?

>>512230393 (OP)
the big question
the want to know all
the precipice of this conversation
-can I fuck them?

>>512230393 (OP)
NASA is heavily involved in high-level trauma-based mind control programming of child slaves, torture, trafficking, illegal human experimentation, advanced 'antigravity' craft design, and more. They, like the CIA, have a core group of Nazis/"The Reich" from their inception.

"...There were several facilities that he took me to that were NASA facilities. The NASA connections seem to be directly connected to the Paperclip connection. The Nazis were brought into the country and then were integrated into the NASA structure after the war."
Kathleen Sullivan
http://whale.to/b/dowbenko1.html

"A fleet of UFOs with NASA stamped on their shell were stored on an underground conveyor belt system at Pine Gap."
Fiona Barnett
https://cathyfox.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/fionaeyesewo_june2020_lockdownedition.pdf

"Military mind-control was fast, effective, and highly technological, but it was the NASA programming that launched me as a 'Presidential Model'. Even though (Michael) Aquino instilled my programming on both military and NASA installations, he had access to the latest technological advancements and techniques through NASA. These included mind foolers such as sensory deprivation tanks, virtual reality, flight simulators, and harmonics. By the age of two, Kelly had already been subjected to Aquino and his programming through these latest technological advancements, which shattered her fragile young mind before her base personality had a chance to form. Rather than use occultism on Kelly, Aquino traumatized her through sexual assault and high voltage tortures of the mind and body. She, like I, to this day carries numerous scars from this 'non satanic' abuse base.

>>512231876
oy vey! stop with antisemitism!

>>512231916
It isn’t out gassing at all except for a very small sunward facing coma (like 7km long)… that coma should be much bigger and going in the opposite direction

>>512230393 (OP)
>jew trying to sell a book makes a claim that this other outer solar system comet is ALSO an alien ship

he's just trying to sell books, and make money off gullible idiots.

>>512233632
Based.

>>512230393 (OP)
>advanced technology
>spent 80 years traveling at 60km/s
hmmm

>>512230393 (OP)
Lmao
Gyim dont see that dont see that is not famine is not genocide, look a spaceship with superjews is outside tee sola system!

>>512230393 (OP)
I want to be the first man to get an alien blowjob

>>512233646
their cum makes you feel like you die and then you live in 1000 years of darkness, but its actually only few seconds. When you wake up seconds later you are fully mentally destroyed.

ok but Israel compromising American leaders by filming them fucking children

>>512233861
>alien Blowjob!
>Woo-woo!

>>512233956

>>512233866
>their cum
il be pitching though, what would happen then? Can I spawn a brood of highly violent zenobes that will love me and kill everyone else? Asking for a friend

>>512230393 (OP)
Avi Loeb is an Israeli glownigger who is constantly trying to set up bluebeans. 3I Atlas has already had its comet outgassing imaged. It's a comet. Oumuamua back in 2017 was clearly some sort of alien tech, as we saw it take off at impossible speeds for a comet with no propulsion visible and also it was as flat as a sheet of paper (light sail), but it was only an imaging probe. It came here to take pics of our big nigger zoo and then beam the info back while it looks for the next planet that's ngmi because it has nigger equivalents.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
>listening to israelis
ngmi desu.

>>512230393 (OP)
I don't believe a word of it

>>512234124
if you put your penis into them, trillions of microscopic eggs will be injected into your penis hole... then you can guess what eventually happens to you.

>>512233639
kek. they have ladders waiting

>>512230393 (OP)
>aliens are le reaaaal
Don't care, it's all fake and very gay. Where is the Epstein list?

>>512234473
>Where is the Epstein list?
its being doctored

>>512234272
based. im already circumcised anyways, whats a penile explosion going to harm

>>512234557
the babies hatch and then attach themselves to every neuron in your brain, then they make you go out and have gay sex with niggers, and the fucked up thing is that you are fully aware that you dont want to

>>512230393 (OP)
>1pbtid
>(((Avi Loeb)))
>ayyylmaos
Release the epstein files nao, faggots

>>512230393 (OP)
loeb is a jew grifter

>>512230393 (OP)
why do they show that image? you really think it has giant gaming pc LEDs?

>>512234473

You have to ask from those aliens when they come.

they don't know shit
all guess work

>>512234676
you had me sold at the penis explosion and brain parasites, but gay nigger sex is just pushing it. I appreciate your honesty though

>>512230393 (OP)
>The interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS is expected to reach its closest point to the Sun, known as perihelion, on October 29, 2025, at a distance of 1.356 astronomical units (AU).

>As of August 4, 2025, it is currently moving through the inner solar system and is expected to brighten significantly as it approaches the Sun.

>3I/ATLAS will make its closest approach to Earth on 19 December 2025, at a distance of approximately 1.8 astronomical units (270 million km; 170 million mi).

>This distance if maintaining trajectory is well beyond the Moon's orbit and poses no threat to Earth.

It will arrive the heart of our solar system.

Exactly on time for Halloween.

"3l" Atlas.

31st Atlas.

He who holds up the sky.

https://youtu.be/1Wxu0tB8zQg

>>512230393 (OP)
Distracting people with the pointless Epstein list wasn't enough.

Thoughts on this? >>512234770

All this does is make a bunch of fucking retards even more retarded. This is complete fucking nonsense. Tabloid junk-tier bullshit and it's peddled as if it's legitimate.
Now every other normie is going to babble on about how nothing matters because the aliums are coming to wipe us out.

>>512230393 (OP)
Can you imagine what would happen if an alien ship came and just parked in Earths orbit
Nobody would know what to do

>>512230393 (OP)
At first glance to me it just looks like 'Oumuamua 2: Astronomic Boogaloo but now that the "mysterious car-sized drones" from the end of last year (2024) made the mainstream news and even the American Congress talked about them, they can't wave this off as "natural".

Anyway, who's to say with complete certainty that outer space is real without even traveling outside of Earth's atmosphere? Maybe the flat earthers are right and we live under some kind of dome and extraterrestrials were either angels or demons all along, sort of what Luis Elizondo said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZJOXUimUSc

>>512232566
Let me guess you need more?

>>512232566
when you go to attack the ants, does it matter if they see you coming?

>>512233365
>>512232942
>>512232964
>>512233002
>>512233006
>>512233248
>>512233631
>>512234139
>>512234192
Before I knew about the JQ, I studied for two STEM degrees, and an economics one too. Early on I noticed the poor academic quality of anything that came out of Harvard. It was marketed well, but there wasn't anything of substance, in all of my fields of study.

>Space Expert

>>512230738
First thing I've noseticed.
/thread

>>512231074
Why would they do it? Look at us. We haven't mastered space travel yet, but we're close to having human like robotics. In space there are meteorites and planets with a shit ton of ressources you would find on earth. What kind of reason would there ever be for us to invade your planet when there are easier ways to obtain the same ressources? Don't you remember that article a while back saying that there's some xbox huge gold meteorite passing by that would turn every human into a billionaire or some shit? At most aliens would observe and maybe take some examples from earth to study them.

>>512235107
Make it bigger. Add feline features. It will have to be fast. Really fast. And stealthy. I have already prepared a battalion of modified humans who wanted to become furries, super soldiers, androids and some rag tag groups of mini-me clones. All with perfected stealth camouflage, I crafted an armada of drones and built a nuclear cannon...that fires nukes...

These fuckers are probably fast and strong. They will expect nothing less than our best. They will forever be pissed off that we escaped their scanner ships.

Even if we lose.

We've won.

>>512230393 (OP)

It's a city ship. Space niggers are going to open up shop on Earth.

>>512230393 (OP)
Ender wiggin here. I was gonna fight for the aliens for you but the Israeli government didn't allow food to get to my village so I died. Gg

>>512230393 (OP)
and how does it affect me? it will make average Joe life better or the World itself better, maybe get ride of the ""higher"" ups? if the answer is no, i don't give a fuck

Aliens are finally on their way to take me home

>>512230738
Hahahahha

>>512235575
My main motivation is to build a new ecosystem on LTT-1445 Ad.

>>512230393 (OP)
Maybe it's bringing a copy of the Epstein list.

>>512235783
Almost assuredly.

>>512230393 (OP)
yeah im thinking bullshit. they don't fly around space in giant spaceships with conventional engines for thousands of years like a midwit reddit hard sci fi novel. they are already here with their physics breaking orbs and saucers

>>512235069

It'll arrive on Christmas Day.

>>512235782
Well then I suggest you try to survive what's coming.

HAPPENING!!!!!!!! US ANNOUNCES PLAN TO BUILD A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT ON THE MOON!!!!!

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/04/nasa-china-space-station-duffy-directives-00492172

>>512230393 (OP)
Probably nothingburger, but on the off-chance that these are spaceniggers this is the likely result of all those retarded peace and love eggheads shooting random radio-waves and capsules into space thinking the aliens are gonna come down and give them free shit and the alien girls have 3 human shaped perky tits that like to suck pink monkey cocks, when in reality they'd just wipe humanity out with high technology.

>>512235942
Yes. That would be the physics breaking fuckers. These on the other hand. Are mercenaries.
https://youtu.be/5GeDmoPDgPs

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
Lmao

>>512235942
Obviously space niggers would realize teleportation is the most efficient mode of transportation.

>>512236025
Will do. I assume they are our creators come to harvest us.

> 80-year journey just as humanity began widespread radio broadcasting
*nuke testing, not radio broadcasting

>>512233248
Did you really have to early life that one

>>512236575
No. No it's far fucking worse.

>>512230916
Idk why this is such a common idea. Evolution is not linear, just because they made a big spaceship doesn't mean they evolved to have weapons or even the capacity for war.
Midwit take
Either way it's not real and nothing will happen

>>512235942
They must have faster than light travel so this story could be project blue beam's official beginning

>>512236821
Ever heard of hibernating frogs? They freeze while they incubate themselves in mucous. Cryonic chambers.

>>512230393 (OP)
i hope they're coming to kill all the pajeets

>>512235236
some indian will probably try to grope it

>>512236778
Hmmm... What are they and their intentions with us Apes?

>>512233672
Facts they all pedos doing satanic ritual abused to summon demons

>>512236942
I doubt that sci fi authors from the 60s were right about any of this but sure maybe

>>512230393 (OP)
>>512230525
>Harvard
So a totally worthless source that couldn't even get published in mad magazine

>>512237097
Space pirates. Paid for by the dirtiest blackest black money this galaxy can buy.

>>512235263
Oumuamua was the scout, it made it here first and swung through to see if we were still around before the mother ship gets here.

>>512232566
I don't see you building a 60 km attack interstellar battleship armada

>>512237097
These are probably humans with advanced technology trying to psyop everyone. Real aliens exist but we don't interest them much at all. If they wanted us dead we'd probably have been blown up like Alderaan a long time ago

>>512230393 (OP)
This implies it's aliens, but if you've been following this topic for the past 8 years you'd know that this phenomenon likes to play tricks or deceive us, if anything this is the biggest attention whore in our solar system
It's basically a space thot

>>512237211
Ah it's those ones who previously raided Peru. Perhaps our governments didn't pay them handsomely. Having studied them it seems they also do biomodding.

>>512230393 (OP)
>>512230525
>>512230582
>>512230738
>>512230829
>>512237187
>started its 80-year journey just as humanity began widespread radio broadcasting, effectively announcing our technological civilization to the cosmos.
Those signals don't make it bad Jupiter
Eat shit

>>512230393 (OP)
Imagine making contact with intelligent life forms from beyond our solar system only to realize they’re even more insufferable than jews and pajeets. I feel like that’s what’s going to happen.

>>512230393 (OP)
Well if it looks like that I really doubt it's natural

>>512230393 (OP) (OP) #
>>512230525 #
>>512230582 #
>>512230738 #
>>512230829 #
>>512237187 #
>started its 80-year journey just as humanity began widespread radio broadcasting, effectively announcing our technological civilization to the cosmos.
Those signals don't make it bad Jupiter
Eat shit

Also it's moving slow as fuck

>>512230393 (OP)
> every other person in a related field in the entire world says it's just a comet
> no goy trust this Mossad agent at Harvard

Space pirates will likely be after one thing, our genetic resources but to whoever is willing to pay them to collect.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Harvard's Professor Avi Loeb calculates that the mysterious 3I/ATLAS interstellar object has only a 0.005% chance of being natural, raising alarming questions about its true origin. Racing toward our solar system at 60 kilometers per second, this Manhattan-sized visitor approached from the Milky Way center's direction - the perfect camouflage for an undetected approach.


the same clown "predicted" similar shit about a astroid a couple of years ago, i wouldnt but much faith in this actual retard

>>512237650
>moving
Fucking stupid ass niggers

Do not ever take a Harvard person seriously.

>>512237342
I think they're after Earth's DNA. Though elements can be mined from just about anywhere, DNA is unique to each organism and some Aliens would pay handsomely. Maybe that probe sending our helix sequence alerted them much like Inca gold did the Spanish.

>>512232796
BASED EESTI

>>512230393 (OP)
A smaller one came a few years prior and scouted us out. now this one is coming. what if the smaller one was just to give information to the bigger one so it knew what to expect when it arrived?

Could be a colony ship looking to colonize earth. could be a giant research ship. Would their scout be coming to report more accurate atmosphere data? assessing if there are any levels of technology?

>>512237899
Exactly. Which is why the Corona Virus was RNA based, markers, transmitters and if needs be so, detonators. We are covering all bases. If they take us hostage. We'll take them with us. That thing is massive and covered in lights. The closure of the observatories was necessary to stop civilian panic. However, it is not enough.

>>512237650
>>512237650
>>512230393 (OP)
this is such horse shit, at that speed it was only 1 light year away 5000 years ago
which means it was on the edge of the solar system, just past the oort cloud where the suns gravitational influence ends (basically any velocity is escape velocity at this distance)

>>512230393 (OP)
So when it turns out that he is wrong, he will be fired right? .005% chance of being natural is really quite an error if it turns out to be nothing more than a rock flying through space.
Moreover, what makes him so confident that it isn’t natural? What equation did he use to derive the .005% odds?
If an astrophysics and cosmology professor at Harvard is shilling bullshit for self-publicity and Harvard doesn’t fire him, what does that say about Harvard?

>>512230393 (OP)
Blue beans failed.
Literally nobody believes you anymore, even if a city got obliterated.

>>512238061
>>512237650
>>512238020

>>512230393 (OP)
>You can make some calculation that tells you if something is natural or not based on the trajectory in space
Idiot

>>512230393 (OP)
> Racing toward our solar system at 60 kilometers per second, this Manhattan-sized visitor approached from the Milky Way center's direction - the perfect camouflage for an undetected approach.

And yet it was detected

>>512230660
>Experts don't exist hurrrrr.

>>512238147
We could just give them samples they desire and make them rich on their way back, we could fight them but we may lose and suffer immensely.

>>512237628
its a comet it looks like this, this is just gay jewish media distracting you from the fact that your president is covering up a jewish blackmail and money laundering network, and that you are financially funding genocide in gaza with your tax dollars

>>512230393 (OP)
Spacefags are the dumbest fucking niggers on the planet.
They will believe literally anything. All spacefags are vaxxed with at least one booster.

>>512238360
Better safe than sorry. Better a gun on the table than one to the forehead. I hope you're a warrior though this be a garden. You'll need it.

>>512230393 (OP)
How could the aliens possibly deal with the picrel?

>>512230393 (OP)
So many tards and shills itt.
As most right tail anons know ayys have infiltrated our institutions a long time ago. They deployed the covid vaccine to prepare earth's population for their arrival. The injections they wanted us to take was never for a harmless virus, kek.

>>512230525
you cant get drunk on beer

>>512230582
Please explain to everyone how experts don't exist. I will be waiting here patiently.

>>512238242
See >>512238266

It would take 22,000 years to reach earth from the closest solar system to earth at that speed
Not fucking 80 Years

It's not even horseshit, it's worm shit or lower

>>512236801
You sound like a fag.

>>512230393 (OP)
He said the opposite. That it was almost certainly natural. It is just that there is small chance that any object from outside the solar system could have been created by a non-human intelligence. We should be able to acknowledge that without faggots (you) farming and spamming clickbait articles everywhere, but we can't, because we collectively dumb as fuck.

>>512238609
in an interview he said someone is running a market taking bets on if it's an alien, I kinda wanna get in on that, either it's aliens and shit's about to get weird, or it's not aliens and i can make bank

Consider the following:

>” Since 2017, [Avi] Loeb has argued that alien space craft may be in the Solar System, arguing that ʻOumuamua and other interstellar objects, including the reputedly interstellar meteor CNEOS 2014-01-08 are potential examples of such craft.[7] These claims have been widely rejected by the scientific community.[8][9][10] In 2023, he claimed to have recovered spherules formed by the impact of CNEOS 2014-01-08 that he alleged could be evidence of an alien starship,[11] which a number of experts criticized as hasty and sensational.[12] Other experts showed that Loeb mistook ordinary truck traffic for a seismic evidence of the meteor, causing him to look hundreds of miles in the wrong direction,[13] and that there was little evidence that the spherules originated from CNEOS 2014-01-08.[9]”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avi_Loeb

Pretty sure this guy had a midlife crisis and went bananas hoping to be remembered as important instead of being forgotten as irrelevant.

>>512238354
>i am a retard and think paid off clowns are "experts" because i actually believe people cant be bought...

if politicans (duh) and doctors (covid men can actually be women), scientists (covid again) can be bought so can be every expert who happen to speak exactly whatever the hand that feeds them wants them to say.

Naive retard.

>>512230393 (OP)
Thats cool and all but WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES

>>512230393 (OP)
OP is as big an idiot as Loeb.

>>512238482
If the seer Anon is correct. They've got their bases covered. My spade is a weapon but also a tool to dig up vegetables they themselves can breed. They probably have Human DNA already but need everything else.

>>512230935
true

Oh like when some (((scientists))) calculated everyone was going to die from COVID 19? Or when they calculated the world was going to end from global warming within a decade? Oh sorry I mean when they calculated the world was going to enter an ice age oh wait sorry I mean when they calculated...

>>512238779
So basically experts don't exist is what you're trying to say. But wait, what about you, aren't you a self-proclaimed genius?

>>512232790
we can already disprove the torah, bible and quran so that wouldnt change too much, aliens existing wouldnt answer where or if reality began, wouldnt synthesize our understanding of being or existence, would not answer the question if morality is subjective or objective

it sure wouldnt help though, you're right

>>512230393 (OP)
>space expert
>somehow an expert on something that isn't real

Earth is flat with a dome.
God exists.

Aliens don't exist.
Space isn't real.
Never went to the moon.
Nukes don't exist.
Evolution is a lie.
Germ Theory is a lie.

The world is ruled by secret societies that worship Satan. Jews/Jesuits/Freemasons/Illuminati are Gnostics and Kabbalists. Masters at deception. One satanic philosophy is inverting reality.

They make you think you live on a spinning ball.
They make you think you're just an animal.
They make you think there's a deadly virus out there.

Luciferians are behind liberalism, feminism, socialism, marxism, communism, multiculturalism, egalitarianism, social decay and degradation.

They despise, and want to destroy:
- Religion, specifically Christianity
- Family
- Nation
- Property

Hence these civilizational concepts are under relentless assault to make way for their satanic New World Order led by the Antichrist after a fake alien invasion known as project Blue Beam.

ALL of these conspiracies hinges on the original, mother of all psyops and hoaxes: Earth being a ball floating in nothing, revolving around the sun (remember, the satanic cabal are pagan sun worshippers..)

>>512236801
Stupidest comment of the day.

>>512230393 (OP)
>kike
>said the same thing about omuamuamoua or whatever
>kvetching for sheqels
fuck kikes and fuck this fake as story shit nigger

>>512230393 (OP)
Does anyone else find it weird that the 3 known interstellar objects passing through our solar system were all discovered only in the past 10 years? Based on their frequency, we should have seen a lot more of them in the past. Why are we only finding these now?

>>512239201
This.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
every time

>>512230393 (OP)
Literally just an ice comet, there's absolutely zero evidence that suggests otherwise.

>>512230582
>>512230525
>>512230393 (OP)
nothing ever happens

>>512239146
Uh oh flat earther has emtered the thread.

>>512239361
>there's absolutely zero evidence that suggests otherwise.
Source?

>>512239339
Not really. Technology just improved greatly to detect them as they travel quickly and can be sneaky bastards. It's just now we're learning they're more common than we initially suspected.

>>512239201
Yeah.

>>512238061
an object moving towards you from the direction of another I ject does not require both objects to originate from the same point. You deserve to be flayed alive for your stupidity.

>>512230393 (OP)
Atlanteans are coming back.
I hope we are nit their food.

>>512231876
Here you go: https://lweb.cfa.harvard.edu/~loeb/HCL25.pdf

>>512239503
From people that are actively monitoring it and researching is composition with the best telescopes on the planet.

>>512238734
Aliens wouldn't be traveling that fucking slow.
I'm telling you facts, we can't even build generational colony ships that would last that long.
If you don't know, a generational colony ships would be literally thousands of generations that live and die on a ship with nothing besides what they left with. A complete closed ecosystem, no new materials for repair and medicine, no new fuel to melt and reshape the limited supplies/metal we left with.

It's not a fucking alien vessel.
Read my other posts

> Avi Loeb
Oh boy, Jewish schizophrenia has gone Ivy League!

>>512239760
So like this guy?

>>512239706
6. CONCLUSION
We strongly emphasize that this paper is largely a pedagogical exercise, with interesting discoveries and strange
serendipities, worthy of a record in the scientific literature. By far the most likely outcome will be that 3I/ATLAS is
a completely natural interstellar object, probably a comet, and the authors await the astronomical data to support
this likely origin.
Nevertheless when blah blah blah.

Hahaha.

>>512239809
>Jewish schizophrenia has gone Ivy League!
Has been for decades and the fucker even served in the IDF>>512239360

>>512239864
Yes. Like that guy that even admits it's a natural object in his own fucking paper.

>>512238767
nice tie, kike, give it now

>>512239937
Yeah, the clickbait farms tend to leave that part out

>>512238249
Seems like a lot of coincidences have to line up all at once to have an object behave that way and in mathematics that can easily output a .005% probability.

>>512240000
That's not what he said though.

>>512239665
At their speed it would take 22,000 years to arrive from the nearest star
It's not fucking aliens, post your name and address so I can make your whole family disappear

>>512240063
Maybe if you read it all instead of skimming the first paragraph you wouldn't make yourself look like a complete arse online.

>>512240155
So he didn't say that there's only a .0005% chance that it's natural?

>>512239800
It might not be a ship for living organisms, but for machines, aka a Von Neumann probe.

Maybe they are frens?

>>512239800
>*laughs at you in cryonic stasis*
Humans fail at cryostasis because the ice crystals that form in our body tear into cells before they can insulate. Unless you know how to mimic reptilian and amphibian anti-freeze insulation in mammals. Which has been experimented and since proven since the 90s. Though classified.
https://youtu.be/NwGHJTk3W3U

>>512237650
What makes you think that ayy lmaos can't just teleport to the solar system?

>>512230393 (OP)
OK, but it's still a genocide.

>>512230393 (OP)
It was absolutely fucking retarded for humans to broadcast their location to ANYONE fucking listening. 1954 we sent radio waves into space. Anyone listening, good, bad, neutral, they could all be listening.

>>512240353
Maybe "frenship" is how they domesticated us.
And earth is one big lobster pot.

>every alien encounter is the worst thing possible
What if they want to have sex with us after being in space bodies for decades and want to experience being human and space people start romancing incels and are perfect partners and solve discrimination over it by providing different essential materials we lack in matter reconstitution and it’s 108 years of that until the Ayys decide to move on and leave them want to stay and show humans how to change like them to make the same tech and they just do that with other intelligent species at lower technologies, making different species follow the same evolutionary direction to find the same tech and spread out in these traveler ships as beings that survive zero-g for decades though are gravitationally limited and have to fabricate new bodies to live inside consciously. And they can just destroy a planet but they do that to barren rocks that haven’t sentient life on them.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Some retard says retarded things
>Everybody claps
Fuck off nigger I don't need your retarded shit today

>>512230393 (OP)
>another avi loeb thread

Pol is retarded and they also unironically love cash grabbing israeli scientists

If it's true and I die as a result, remember I embraced the True and the One.

>>512240477
I hope they want to sex with me.
That would be awesome.

It is actually alien spaceship and I have solid proof for that:
My vibes are kinda like that might be true.

>>512230393 (OP)
like I have seen an alien and I don't believe this bullshit so the question is who does?

>>512240362
based love these lil niggas

>>512240548
You guys are all a bunch of stupid people who think you're geniuses.

>>512230393 (OP)
Imagine if it was a welcome to the universe gift filled with space cocaine and reptilian hookers? It's like an alien version of one of those party cakes where the sexy woman pops out.

That would cement an everlasting friendship and bond of unity for eternity

>>512230393 (OP)
it's the second time he's pushing this narrative

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi loeb
He's a state sponsored distraction and disinformation agent

>>512240378
If the could, they wouldn't do so at such a retarded distance and then be moving that fucking slow..
Unless they really are not formidable enemies and only recently acquired such technical for themselves.
I'm saying they can't into accuracy or velocity

>>512240476
Considering the amount of people that eat ass on this planet I think it'd be fair to consider us bottom feeders.

>>512240664
But really it's rape. It's always rape. Even when you think it's cake. It's rape. Here to gape you. That's what it always is. Why on LITERAL EARTH would anything good ever happen here?!

>>512230393 (OP)

If you read the book and its sequel you know that the way to conquer the galaxy is through memes

>>512240705
/thread

>>512240632
No I'm a genius and I think I'm a genius

>>512240704
It's probably just a rock.
Or a smudge on their looker.
Let us dream anon.

>>512240664
It would be better if it was fox girl hookers

If we encounter an alien radio signal would we suddenly want it dead and all of its material pulped in big scary machines? Would we want to eat a race of aliens? If we’re dealing with a species that doesn’t close off to the galaxy, what 4th dimensional retard chess would we all have to be playing to assume they’re anything but uncivilized primitives who didn’t think of that and therefore are too stupid to replace us without a suicidal parasite sect bringing us in by the billions?

>le dots in le sky
ALIENS

>>512240447
They wouldn't need to listen to radio signals to find us. They could just look in our direction and detect our planet's unusual atmospheric composition even from thousands of lightyears away.

>>512240575
Just so you know it’s just going to be like fucking humans at the start, they’d be getting ayylmao xenofreaky after getting over the initial excitement of having human bodies and human touch and human orgasms.

>>512240773
No that's not the situation.

I really wish that guy from /x/ was ITT to post about how Oumuamua is the Antichrist's shuttle arriving on earth.

>>512230916
Yeah but it doesn't sound like this is malicious and due to the distances involved and depending on how their tech has advanced it could be another 50-160 years depending if they need it to return to them. We already moved that one astroid with a rocket so could potentially move anything on a collision course with earth by the time they send a malicious payload.

>>512240748
The old gods ate their children.
We might be required to preform a Zeus ritual in our generation.

>>512230393 (OP)
Dang how do I fund this random dudes research

>>512240929
I saw in a vision that it's like that jelly girl gif.

>>512230393 (OP)
i see project blue beam turned into project rainbow beam to make it more inclusive

>>512230393 (OP)
>The timing is chilling - this object could have started its 80-year journey just as humanity began widespread radio broadcasting, effectively announcing our technological civilization to the cosmos
lol and lmao
now that's a special kind of retarded

>>512232168
Deep cut. Love it. However, if that's our SOP we are fucked.

>>512230393 (OP)
Can anyone explain why we should be spooked about this specific "UFO" and not the million other supposed "UFOs" which have already entered Earth's atmosphere?

>>512240321
Yea, I thought about that
It still started off waaay too long ago
Unless the stories of ancient hyper advanced humans were true and something they did tipped the ayys off
Or the ayys are prehistoric hyper advanced humans set out as a genesis ark to loop around and repopulate that if we didn't survive the catastrophy.
>>512240362
You're certainly wrong, stop smoking meth

>>512230916
Sons of God returning at last for the daughter of man.

>>512241245
Just your typical distraction from epstein and all the rampant "jew hate" lately. They want to divert that and take back control of the narrative

>>512241064
Avi Loebof, physicist at harvard I believe he said he is skeptical of it despite the numbers, but its always conveniently ignored, he is the very source that caused the news to cover this in the first place

>>512241363
slow news cycle, yeah

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
>Jew
He's lying. He's a liar.

>>512241245
Because these seem hostile to the ones that are already controlling us.

>>512230393 (OP)
I think it's neat that normies and midwits are dumb enough to fund the careers of these quacks that are basically failed sci-fi writers. Good for them.

>>512231149
And then nukes going off in the gulf of mexico?

>>512235942
Do you know how big space is germanigger? It would take many years to get anywhere according to our understanding of physics and shit

>>512232326
In the best case they're scammers who convince you to sign slave contracts. In the worst case they're scared of you and exterminate you.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
opinion discarded

>>512241384
>the very source that caused the news to cover this in the first place
Haha at least we're not talking about those silly Epstein files

>>512230393 (OP)
>Harvard's Professor

>>512231196
Be glad that this guy is actually telling the truth. Most scientists and professors will NEVER admit that something else exists that is smarter than they are.

>>512241363
Is anyone really paying any attention to this though? I've not seen anything appearing outside of these threads.

>>512230393 (OP)
It's literally fucking nothing. All the same people shilling this thing being alien did the same for that onimubungawunga what ever the fuck asteroid thing a few years ago. They always do.

>>512230393 (OP)
I calculate that if I fart hard enough I can fly too the moon.

>>512241908
You are going to feel so silly if aliens show up tomorrow.

>>512241908
Then show us your expert evidence you fucking retarded brainlet.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Racing toward our solar system at 60 kilometers per second
if that's the best the aliens can do, there is nothing to worry about

>>512230393 (OP)
>bigger than we thought
Ho. Lee. Fuk.

>>512230393 (OP)
I dont wanna die before meating aliens

>>512241297
Man saw a bird and it's wings and took to the sky.
Saw a fish in the ocean and learned how to dive.
Turtles sleep in a freeze and though they don't die.
Look at what's taken and learn to apply.

>>512230393 (OP)
Okay but how would you achieve that natty?

>>512230393 (OP)
They have come to probe your angus. And they will not go until your angus has been probed.

>>512241987
Will you promise to feel silly if they don't?

>>512240000
there's no object you fucking retard

>>512230393 (OP)
The Jews want us to activate qhatever secret space program we have so they can know if their secret nuke capabilities are still a threat.

>>512230393 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
99% of that Jew's output is bullshit. This is in the 99%.
>has only a 0.005% chance of being natural
Absolutely retarded claim (standard from Loeb). It's just a massive chunk of rock. That's literally it.

>>512242235
I'll try.

>>512242334

>>512238266
It’s possible they slowed before so they could maneuver the solar system before

>>512242098
You're not good, those lyrics sucked
>>512238609
>>512238734
>>512238266
ITS FUCKING SLOW

>>512239394
>oh another /pol/ tard that believes in monkey people made from space dust is in the thread
I bet you believe in Indian moon landings and space Tesla's too

I don't think i can wait until fucking October for ayys.
Gonna point my ariel perpendicular to it on my am radio, catch some space tunes.
I hope they are not grody but more like 80's model women who want to fuck a 300lb fat farmer.

>>512231455
>recieve signals from white population
>finally get to earth and see nothing but brownoids, no more whites to breed the ayylmao race
>nukes earth

>>512230393 (OP)
>Dark forest confirmed?
How far is it if they say it's going 60kms?

>>512230393 (OP)
>science
>experts
I'll be back later going to get my 12th boostACK

>>512242436
Imagine believing in moon landings and arguing about a non-existent alien object (no one can see it except the space wizard) and then trying to sound smart about it "Neil Armstrongs ship did blahdidudliblahblah speeds"
when I think /pol/tards are smart all I have to do is look in a fucking stupid shit "space" thread to be proven wrong

>>512230393 (OP)
> this Manhattan-sized visitor
Rosie O Donnell?

It's over.
https://www.ladbible.com/news/science/stephen-hawking-ufo-warning-hostile-alien-threat-210882-20250804
Stephen Hawking rises from the grave to warn us.

>>512242673
No...not like this...

>>512230393 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l42a1l3-G_Y

>>512241486
what does that have to do with what i said? fuck you retard

>>512242654
You're going to feel so silly tomorrow.

The velocity (68 km/s) isn't crazy unusual for galactic objects, so that's whatever. But here's where it gets interesting: this object is flying almost perfectly aligned with our solar system's ecliptic plane. Like, within 5 degrees. The odds of that happening by chance? Roughly 1 in 15. When you combine the size anomaly with the trajectory alignment, you're looking at less than 1% probability of this being a random occurrence. But here's the thing that really gets me thinking. We only see the objects that happen to pass close enough and bright enough for our telescopes. It's like throwing basketballs at a hoop from across the field - you only notice the ones that actually make it through.

Get in here NIGGERS!
Get in here NIGGERS!
Get in here NIGGERS!

>Get in here NIGGERS!
>Get in here NIGGERS!
>Get in here NIGGERS!

>>512241401
>>512241401
>>512241401

>>512242654
Im calling it all fake and gay, you methed out loser idiot

>>512235236
We would just get used to it. We would probably send some astronauts to poke at it.

>>512235236
> Nobody would know what to do
Throw some kickass raves in that haunted spaceship

>>512230393 (OP)
You know what 0.005% chance tells me on the face of it? Their statistical model is fucked. It's just a damn space rock fagets!

>>512237233
checked and this