Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make

>>512254028 (OP)

Well, get on with it. Tendies are getting cold.

>>512254028 (OP)
Age of consent is 14 in Germany. Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.

I bought the entire Underage Miss Universe 2026 bus for the rest of the evening, also drinks are on me, pay it forward to Hashem. Next year in Israel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm-JrKUUNPM&t=37

This is what the last eight shemitahs have been about, stay frosty, sit your ass down and wait for it. He's finally going to say it. It's finally happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSqLS8s2B4c

>>512254028 (OP)
I'll help you get more attention anon, be sure your statement is well prepared as im sure many of us will have urgent questions that need answers from such an esteemed individual as yourself, HERE HERE

>>512254028 (OP)
Won't bump enough to see OP get his point out already. Or it's another 1pbtid faggot fishing for (you)s. We shall see.

>>512254028 (OP)
go on

>>512254028 (OP)

All right let's hear it buddy.

Bump

>>512254138
give us some time to fill in the room, impatient leaf

This gon’ be goood

i'm here

lets hear it OP

>>512254028 (OP)
>OP fucks off
of course

>

This is more interesting than the 50 INCEL threads, 70 Twitter react threads, and the 40 Orange Man Bad threads spammed here endlessly.

>>512254028 (OP)
I’m here to stop your announcement. Sorry to ruin the thread, but this announcement has been cancelled.

Thank you for your attention.

>>512254028 (OP)
I love you man. It's my announcement for you.

Well?...
We're waiting....

>>512254028 (OP)
You're pregnant, right!

...

>>512254028 (OP)
Anyone care for a snack while we wait?

>>512254028 (OP)
Let’s hear it, fren

>>512254028 (OP)
Here's hoping it will be worth the wait OP. Though I do thank you for using a venue suitable for my hat.

>>512255670

>reverse role play

cringe, lets get it right this time

>>512254028 (OP)
Ohboy, announcement breads are best bread! Can't wait.

>>512254028 (OP)
Yes?

>>512255776
It's a boy! (nigger)

>>512254028 (OP)
present muhfuggas!
hope this one doesn't suck penis like the last one

>>512254028 (OP)
Gnarly

Just dropping in to say fuck janny

>>512255670
>This is more interesting than the 50 INCEL threads, 70 Twitter react threads, and the 40 Orange Man Bad threads spammed here endlessly.
True.

Problem?

>>512255955
Gentlemen, 4chan /pol/ has apparently commanded the attention of a dozen nations through their clandestine services and your joint ability to not be deceived by typical psychological operations, has been promoted to an "ongoing exercise program" for said services.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTJczUoc26U

If you haven't been approached by one yet, you keep going the way you are, you eventually will. We could use a sniffer like yours down at the precinct I can introduce you.

>>512254028 (OP)
Is it something about jannies?

>>512254028 (OP)
Oooohh, i love these threads
By the by, i saw a negro sneak in
Would some kind jannie remove him
from these august proceedings, and eject him with extreme prejudice?

The fact that you people figured everything out 5 years, arguably ten or twenty years before everyone else, reveals that you've plucked something special out of the ether via this god forsaken web 0.1 html and javascript site which was sold to [redacted] an now operated by [redacted].
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr0p4Jt7LhM

>>512254028 (OP)
TRUMP RAPES KIDS!!!

>>512255866
I was going to react badly to your offer, but I see the pork anuses have been inverted: so I will try one out of morbid curiosity.

You fight for Truth for Truth's sake and the freedom to speak, I will make you the battlestandard of truth and freedom for the type-1 kardashev organism.

You fight for your people, your DNA and your culture, I will force everyone on the planet to behave exactly as you do and murder them for failure to comply.

You fight because it's fun and there's nothing else better to do, I will create whole career paths around making people do exactly what you've done over the last ten and twenty years.

You will all be wealthy beyond measure I will make you into God, if you but kneel at my feet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYXoyxLv64

Lionidas: Well that sounds wonderful, only a madman would refuse.

>>512254028 (OP)
I hope I’m not too late. I am looking forward to your bon mots. The last two speakers fell through.

>>512254028 (OP)
Can we have some ice cream while we wait?
>>512256466
lol

>>512254165
Shit we got to go bomb Dresden again

>>512256960
>pork anus - :/
>pork anus, inverted - :O

>>512257213
unironically and with no reservations I would give my body, life, being and every once of will I could muster unto serving the blood of Europe through violence, duty and honor. No other thought for my life other than, "does this protect and advance the white race?". I would do it gladly, and smile at my death in such a service. It has been years since I held any hope for personal happiness or satisfaction in life. I would do anything to find it in death.

>>512256960
Dont ask how they got inverted

>>512257626
>boneless
That's the key

GIVE ME AN OUTLET FOR MY RAGE THAT WOULD HAVE MEANING

THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS LUKE WARM DYSTOPIA THAT EVEN APPROACHES CONTENTMENT

EVERYTHING IS GREY AND EVIL

GIVE ME EVEN A SLIVER OF HOPE THAT THERE IS STILL LIGHT IN THE WORLD

I WILL COMMIT ATROCITIES UNCOUNTED SO THAT FUTURE GENERATIONS MAY KNOW PEACE AND LOVE AND PLENTY

TAKE MY BODY
TAKE MY VIOLENCE
TAKE MY DEATH

I GIVE THEM GLADLY