I have money for 3 months of rent, food and gym.
Maybe a few hundred euros on too of that.
What can I realistically invest in (tools, training, something else) that will allow me to survive after the 3 months?

Conditions:
-no working for a boss
-languages: English (native), Russian (native), Serbian (basic)

>>512277497 (OP)

you're fucked op

>>512277597
Let's take that as a given.

>>512277629

the only thing you could possibly do is take that money and buy some basic hand tools and camping equipment and go live in the wilderness.

>>512278228
That's not a great idea, because eventually I will need to somehow climb out of that situation too. So it's just a waste of time.
Also, you're underage b& or haven't had a lot of jobs and businesses in your life if this is your first idea.
I may as well go to your country and rob some nigger and either go to PlayStation 4 jail or have cash in my pocket.
In fact I would like some anons to give me tips of this kind.

>>512278391
It's what I've been doing for 2 years if I need money I use my truck and deliver pizzas

>>512277497 (OP)
The innwoods shit is absolutely retarded and i recommend you go hiking for a week at some point with enough food and water for 2-3 days and then think long and hard when you go back on day 4 or 5 because it's actually ton of work to live off the grid unless you can actually buy land and build a place.

>>512278473
Ain't got a vehicle or license

>>512277497 (OP)
Kek, you're absoluted fuck'd.
Go back to Russia goyim.

>>512277497 (OP)
Leaving Las Vegas

>>512278513
I know.
I've been homeless several times for a month+.
Daily chores take up all your time, that's why it's such a quicksand trap.
It's not a good strategy.

>>512277497 (OP)
If you are twink who will let me pound his boipucci i will let you live in my house with my gf and me.

>>512278561
Not really. For example in the past I did construction in Belgrade and got a lot of my own side jobs.
I just want some other good ideas.
Maybe you are fucked, not me.

>>512278391
If you want to go down the robbery->pawn shop path it's much more difficult in Europe compared to the United States. Just don't cause problems for other europeans. Nogs don't have anything and the risk vs reward sucks.
You would want to buy a battery powered angle grind and hit some place after dark that doesn't have a security guy. Go to the UK or something to do that. If they don't catch you in 48 hours they just give up.

>>512278631
I'm more of a bear. I'll chain her to a radiator, rape you and make your gf watch while lecturing her on Arduino output ports.

>>512278698
I've done this extensively btw and never got caught.
But I need something kore profitable than bikes next time.

>>512277497 (OP)
start a dog walking business, your 'boss' is literally a bunch of dogs and their retarded owners pay you to exercise. No more gym. House sit for holidaying boomers. No more rent. Befriend old people and get invited over for dinner, leave with a mountain of leftovers. No more groceries.
Get paid entirely in cash and NEVER pay tax on any of it.

>>512278790

Good post. Buddy of mine housesits some retarded IT Russians cats in Belgrade on the regular, like a third of the time, it's crazy.
Is this a real thing? I always thought it's gotta be too good to be true, surely every faggot with pets has some buddy that will housesit the furbaby for free, no?

>>512277497 (OP)
Check out one of the handyman apps.
See what jobs people are paying for.
Do them.
Most are piss easy just modern man is lazy or a woman.

>>512277497 (OP)
>What can I realistically invest in (tools, training, something else) that will allow me to survive after the 3 months?
Have you ever worked? DO you have any useful skills, education, professional certifications, or licenses?
Is that your real flag? If so, what part of the country do you live in? City, coast, rural village? What are the main industries in your area?

>>512278790
Incredibly based. I sometimes do this, max comfy.

>>512278933
Good idea. In the past, I was entirely on telegram and it only netted me like 10 hours of handyman work weekly. Competition is fierce.
Branching way out might be a good strategy.
Although it is annoying work because the faggots often breathe over your shoulder.

>>512278953
Basically a bunch of odd jobs. I've done lots of stuff but haven't specialized.
Flag is real, I'm in the city.

>>512279113
Study diploma in industrial automation or cybersecurity or data science. The last one could make you a millionaire.

>>512278928
dogs need to be walked daily or they shit up the house. Wagies are too fat and tired from their emailing and latte sipping to give the dog the care they deserve, the dogs will probably love you more than their shitty owners.
If you say you will give the dog a big, exciting day out with friends for something reasonable like 30 bucks, water and food provided, then lug around 6 or so dogs for 3 hours in a dog park, take them all home and do it again with the next batch, you will be making more money than most wagies.
That's 12 clients, you can probably get this within a few weeks of word of mouth let alone if to advertise.

>>512279358
I might consider it as an option

>>512279208
Does any of that lead to self-employment within a short timeframe?

>>512278698
I like your post the most so far itt.

>hit some place after dark
Like that?

go into the forest

>>512279208
fuck off with the study shit. You people come out of a diploma mill and fuck everything up when you get one of our jobs. 90% of my work is fixing jeet slop.
Do real work OP, ignore this dravidian ape. He is good for nothing, he is a fly on shit thinking himself a king.

>>512279590
Bad idea

>>512279636
too weak? can't deal with it?

>>512279498
Digital marketing then work like one year and start your own company.

I don't think it's possible in a short time frame unless you're Ironman smart.

>>512279633
>Real work
Like what?
(I want to hustle, self-employ, or rob. Not interested in waging)

>>512279670
You're dumb.

>>512278391

>>512278560
Get a bicycle it's good cardio pick up pizza ops get you a truck or a van keep doing ops in that until you can get land, that's what I'm doing/have been doing for about 2 years now

>>512279633
Dude, he has three months else I'd have suggested a proper engineering course. You could bitch all you want but Indian talent has built a lot for white countries.

>>512279745
squirrel traps are pretty easy. you just need a stick and some metal wire. fish traps are easy too, so easy that they're illegal in most places. you just need some grass and some patience. weave a basket with a small opening, but wide on the entrance, like a funnel. those dumbasses will swim in there and get trapped, free for the eating.

>>512279113
It's unfortunate you don't have any actual skills. I guess in retrospect you should have stuck with a job longer than a few weeks so that you could have learned to do something really well or at least learned the business well enough to be able to confidently bid on jobs.
Depending on how generous the welfare state is in your country just doing some menial task for people may not pay well at all if there's thousands of other low-skill dullards willing to push around a lawnmower or carry away someone's trash for a few Euros.
I'll give you this general advice though if you're looking to go into business for yourself. What you must do is figure out what a lot of people want and then figure out how to do that for them.
If you live by the beach and there's a lot of people fishing, get you a rake and start digging up blood-worms to sell for 8E per dozen for bait. If there's a lot of AirBnB market yourself as someone who will clean the properties between rentals. Again though, if there's thousands of other desperate peasants around you, don't expect much from that.
Again, the trick is to figure out what people want done that there's not enough people doing. For example, where I live, basically nobody is doing ATV/Snowmobile/etc. repair. The guys doing it are 5-6 months out from being able to get to a job so if someone actually knew how to fix that shit they'd have more business than they could handle even if they charged more.
Really you might want to start again from scratch and get a fucking job where you can learn some useful or in demand skill while working for someone else until you know how to do it and price quote jobs well enough to strike out on your own.

>>512279823
Pretty cool and that's the shit from the 1980s too; I bet 2025 shit is fucking ill

>>512279722
There's a lowkey easy way to rob and get away with it, and thats robbing people who are commiting crimes themselves. They'll never call the cops so as long as you don't get killed it won't matter to you.
99% of all Kebab shops and jewelers in the EU ran by turks are just money laundering businesses. Other than that you could try smuggling or selling prescription drugs over the internet, i assume they are very cheap in your country (shit like Adderall).

>>512279949
Don't do that in the United States do not underestimate how retarded a boomer can be they will absolutely self report

>>512279722
>I want to hustle, self-employ, or rob. Not interested in waging
try this one. Get access to a truck if you can. Do house moves, scrap pickup, warehouse deliveries with it for your bread and butter. If you are going through rich neighborhoods, pick up the shit they dump on the roadside. I have found working vacuum cleaners, high quality carpets, kitchen appliances, clothes with labels on, all in the trash of rich people. Sell it all online.
You quickly develop an eye for this shit and who buys it, consider the dumpsters behind chemists too. Women will buy the discarded makeup samples if it is high quality shit, same with clothes shops. Don't count on the wagie to destroy all the discarded stock they are too lazy.

>>512279795
I've done that shit and it sucks.
You make 25 euros in 8 hours with a bike, 50 if you have a kickass ebike worth 1500€, but then you frequently pop tires which damages your algorithm and gets you even longer and less convenient rides.

Basically, no. There is a reason villager turdjeets and suicidal Uzbeks are the only ones really working these jobs.

Why're you so triggered though? I am above you

>>512279857
Uhuh.
Thanks for your input, good luck with that.

>>512279897
Ok boomer.
You're dumb as rocks my dude.

>>512280104
>>512280165
city boy nigger

>>512280061
Good to know because that's what I'd be trying over there thanks for the info
Are your tires shit? I've had the same ones for like 2 years I bike a 9 mile circuit every day

>>512279949
We've done a few of them in the past, but it's been years and as it stands I don't have connections with these circles.
It's like a whole system with one side feeding the leads and the other side paying them 30% and pulling off scores.

Problem is, at the moment I'm a disconnected outsider. I'd need to go embed myself with disgruntled workers in some euro country so they could start feeding me leads on fat cats

>>512277497 (OP)
Can you do subcontracting with some sort of trade eg carpentry

>>512280050
Good call bro.
I can't get a truck, but I can engage some local who already has one, just gotta make it worth his time and make sure I can do something he can't.
In my case, for example, I can access the Russian diaspora, and in general I have experience building up business and running crews.

So, this one is high up on the list of my next potential moves.

>>512280274
Stay away bro.
They give you a good ebike but regular tires, and this sort of riding means they pop 3-4 times a week. If you want better ones, that's out of your pocket.
Also the cocksucker agencies want you to work 40 hours min despite the apps themselves not demanding it.

Also, by cooperating with Globo or Wolf you are directly helping globohomo to bring in browns.

Never work that job.

>>512280165
>Just tell me how to earn a shitload of money, and don't give me any of that "learn a useful skill" bullshit!
OK, best of luck to you, Muhammed.
>>512280334
Perhaps robbing people is the best career path for you. I'm sure a clever and motivated person like you will thrive in that line of work. What are you even still posting here for? Go out and start taking what's owed to you.

>>512280564
See ya

>>512279897
What am I even reading.
You could've told him cleaning gutters or something but this is some special type of retarded.
OP should just go on Etsy and sell random premium handmade shit. The important thing is that he has to validate his idea by seeing demand and sales on Etsy and other platforms first before strating. It's crucial to validate the product by seeing existing demand.
He should Not go into digital marketing it's hard as shit even for me scaling a client into 7 dollar figures. He could get into it by doing it after 6-7 PM and finding an agency to grind at for 20-40 euros an hour and just use chatgpt, Manus and perplexity all the time when he needs to research something or is interested in learning something.
Unironically working in retail could've worked if it wasn't for women who pushed men completely out.
But if OP knows someone he should contact them an ask for a job, referral or email forward.

>>512280564
>Perhaps robbing people is the best career path for you
Nigga what

>>512280751
Not a bad idea with custom craft shit. There are a lot of Russian counts with remote-working husband's here, they will pay for trinkets.

As for the retail work, sorry bro, I just can't. Don't have the tolerance for people. No boss is a hard requirement, I don't wanna catch a random murder charge.

>>512280560
Don't go into Wolt, delivery apps and Uber because it will be taken over by jeets in 2 months.

>>512280924
I did it a couple years back and I was already complete shit and not worth it I any way.

>>512280913
You can get plenty of material locally or from AliExpress and you can sell that globally. Last time I checked stuff like RGB lights were a big thing but it's mainly Chinese factories who are doing it.
I would pay to have great quality diffused RGB lights installed around the house tho.

>>512281027
it was already*

Lol

Who here /copper wire maxxing/?

>>512281027
Jeets are always out riding in big winter jackets when it's 30 degrees C outside but disappear at the first sign of rain.

>>512281060
Based railway renovator.

>>512277497 (OP)
hi anon
well, since you already have gym covered, look into tools
beside walls, tools are what make us human... so buy some tools that enhance your nature, no matter if it's a drill and the rest of the carpentry kit, a fender stratocaster + amp, a laptop, or a motorcycle

>>512281060
Gypsies invited me to come along for it but they said it only brings in about 40 a day.
There's one who is missing an arm below the elbow, and the other one below the shoulder cause he got fried stealing muh bakr. You should see him eating a sandwich with his one stump, it's disgusting.
I am such a sexy Chad compared to him.

also since these anons mentioned it >>512281111 >>512281060
you could make and then open a model railway museum (which I'm pretty sure does not exist in your country) to cater for your old age
model railways are an entire world and if Frank Sinatra was obsessed with them who are you to say they ain't cool?

>>512281210
>Trusting gypsies
>Hanging out with gypsies
C'mon man

>>512277497 (OP)
How to survive financial difficulties while being targeted:


1. Free food: ask foodtrucks, small diners, small supermarkets, cafes for free food. Just say "I would like to eat something, but I don't have any money." If they ask why, just tell them the truth. 9 out of 10 cases they give you something. Ethnic restaurants are the most caring, they will give you so much food. Try a different restaurant every day.
Cafes, bakeries after or around the closing time usually throw away their products, ask them to pack it up for you. Just tell them the truth.

2. Free travel: Hitchhiking. Just stand there with your thumbs up on the road which leads to your destination. I rode with the best cars, mercedes executive class, porsche etc.

3. Free healthcare: befriend local healthcare workers, pharmacists and dentist assitants and alternative medicine practitioners. Imagine having an operations surgeon assitant as your neighbour for when you have a wound. Quicker service than the ambulance or a private hospital.

4. Free money: beg on the pavement in a richer area. Place a plastic cup in front of you and write something on a cardboard. Mine said "I have autism. Please help!" I got like 200 dollars in two hours.

5. Free clothes: Ask random people whether they have used but good clothes. Tell them the truth about your situation. Or just ask any clothes or charity shop. They always have things they cannot sell.

6. Free anything: Just send messages to people on Ebay who are selling what you want, ask them whether they can give it to you free of charge. Tell them you are homeless.

7. Free accommodation, living: work on an organic farm for an apartment and meals. 3-4 hours of work per day is fair. You can make money in the remaining time. Like online English conversation classes to English as a Second Language Learners, just advertise on fb in English learning fb groups.

>>512281250
Nigger this thread is about making money in a worsening dystopia, not spending it extravagantly

>>512281292
I'm curious about the environment bro, and at least they can tell you more interesting stuff sometimes than some lawful wagie cuck.
Ultimately I stopped talking to gypsies because they can't stop lying even when there is absolutely no reason for then to do so.

>>512281337
>insisting to prove you are not white, including the "under 85 IQ deal"
just take them out of the bank and set them on fire
believe me when I say to you it's for the best of you and everybody you ever cared for

>>512281250
Based retard.

>>512277497 (OP)
You could sell your soul to a western intelligence agency.
There is a chance you might end up as a contractor, so technically no boss.

Maybe become a private tutor and invest into teaching materials. The first steps are easy to teach and hard to learn, so you could string along with just the basics for a while.

>>512281429
stop scamming people anon you should give evidence of killing your filthy mother and all her relatives before talking shit
>we wuz white
filthy gypsy

>>512281429
Exactly. They can't be trusted.

>>512277497 (OP)
>What can I realistically invest in (tools, training, something else) that will allow me to survive after the 3 months?
>Conditions: no working
sorry m8, the Gods of the Copybook Headings explained it to the entire world already

>>512281494
>calling me retard when every town over 1000 souls in his country has a model railway "museum"
okay I'll take that as a compliment then

>>512281516
Gypsies don't speak English.

>>512281433

Should I use my last few hundred euros to open a rare northeastern Adriatic saltwater mollusk museum and ecological exhibition center, of do you think it would be a better idea to focus on my Edwardian cufflinks museum business idea?

>>512281573
I called you based too.

>>512281573

topkek

I love you bro, never change

>>512277497 (OP)
Pretend to be a ukrainian that fled and lost all papers while crossing a river. Apply for refugee status in Goymoney.

>>512278391

lmao if it was so easy to parlay 3 months of your spic salary into sustainable living for life everyone would do it.

>>512281515

>You could sell your soul to a western intelligence agency.

Never. I grew up in leafland, and I will kill myself before helping the west.

>>512281667
Unironically this is the best idea.
>>512281625
A philanthropist like yourself should consider doing both.

>>512277497 (OP)
Get a car and license. You can do more jobs that way. Can sleep in the car

>>512281530
They have their "designated smarter cigan", like 1 guy per 20 gypsies. Sort of like a blue Fallen Shaman in Diablo 2.
Those can speak English or generally have common sense. All his cousins listen to him.

>>512278228
There's a wilderness where you can just go live off the land without the government getting mad?

>>512277497 (OP)
if you are a cute zoomer twink you can come stay at my house in north Ontario.

>must learn to chop wood
>must learn to hunt
>must share my bed through the long winters here

>>512281648
love u too montenegrin person

>>512281730
>Getting a license in Europe: 400 euros and 3-4 month
>Getting a beater car: 1500 euros
>Monthly rent: 300-400 euros

Innawood long term is retard tier but if you haven’t already you need to go in wood for 5-7 days and little food and water and nothing else. Maybe a blanket. This goes for everyone itt. You learn the value of a roof and you become a man.

>>512281667
I can do that. Maybe.
A potential problem is that I've fucked around with European immigration before, and they have my fingerprints etc.
So they might pop me.

>>512281730
See>>512281950
The prices he named are about the same here and in Serbia.
It's not instant and it's not that cheap.

>>512281868
See>>512278391

Try it and you'll see.

>>512281950
More like 3000-4000 for a licence, but some Refugees get it paid by welfare Office If they say they want to go for a drivers job
Also sleeping in the car is not allowed, only on registered Camping areas, but they don't let normal cars in

>>512282201
It's country by country different.
Yes it's 3-4k euros in Western Europe, 2-3k in Hungary and should be a fraction is Serbia and Montenegro.

>>512282018
>they have my fingerprints etc.
That's bad then
The Russia Option? Enlist and become citicen

>>512281667
Things are changing though. Once he arrives, he may not receive gibs, in the worst case he's sent to Ukraine to act as target practice for Russian drone operators.

>>512282339
Yeah if he survives 26 meatwave attacks.

>>512281918
I'm a nasty hairy fuck with big muscles and a beer gut , I'll be belching up Labatt Blue fumes while we work on your emerging femininity.

>>512282339
Wdym? I was born there, I can just renew and that's it.
Might go fight for fun, but honestly my penis is not really erect at the thought of killing some Ukie zoomer that got kidnapped off the street. I know them well, they are retards but overall they deserve to live

>he's too broke to live
>he's paying for the fucking gym

>>512282629
The gym is life.
If you weren't a pathetic dyel you would know.

>>512282629
a gym is essential for making sure people respect the agreements they agreed to
at least in the balkans

>>512282609
Based Take.
How is the tourism in Montenegro, any possible Freelancer stuff like snorkling tours on beach sides, fishing, etc

>>512282821
is this an LLM?

>>512282942
YES

I spoke to people in Budva and the police don't tax or hassle the jugglers, musicians, painters etc. They are free to take a little spot and make their money. It is a very good situation.
The prices are hardcore though. 5-6 euros for a pint of beer, 5 for a gyro, 20 a night for a hostel

>>512283034
thanks, I'll take that as a compliment too

>>512278693
Fuck off goy, we're full.

>>512283161
I like Serbia and the Balkans in general, so this is where I'll live.

>>512282686
I'm not a a DYEL, that's why I have my own weights so I don't have to pay the workout jew to let me lift things in his house of sweat-usury. Your poor life outlook going forward is a result of your poor life decisions thus far.

>>512277497 (OP)
>Russian (native)
You should go back to ukraine, your country needs you.

Maybe work as a delivery person while learning a programming language? Look out for trade skill courses and apprenticeships

>>512283247
would you like to enrich your country with cosmic-brutalist or classicist architecture? :3

>>512283578
Proper home gym is more expensive than a gym membership. Takes like a year to maybe pay for itself.
Learn to read faggot

>>512283789
>>512283778
>>512283738

Wow, the retard tide is high

>>512283738
at this point even jeets are whiter than you, youb delusional turk-arab rapebaby

>>512283871
anon you are doing a disservice to yourself and proving you are not even human but a barking dog
I recommend you take a step back, breathe, and reconsider

>>512283119
Sounds like a risk - reward thing
Take food and water with you, at least for the first days, it's Summer, so a bar of soap, tothbrush in a tent or tarp aside near the sea should do for a try
Empty food can as cooking stove to save money etc.

>>512282609
>I was born there
>Russian (native), Serbian (basic)
can't tell if schizophrenic or just plain criminal that should be executed at sight

>>512283820
Define "proper", to lift weights you need weights and bars to put them on, and a bench
>No you don't understand, I need the Smith machine, I need the deluxe multifunction power rack to fully optimise my existence as a moneyless nothing that goes nowhere, I need the hip thrust machine to my my booty pop for the Bois ;)
YOU ARE BROKE

>>512284367
Kys.
I mean a rack, bar and pl8s

>>512277497 (OP)
>that will allow me to survive after the 3 months?

Spend you extra cash on basic seamanship training and head over to Dubrovnik of Split.
Find a private vessel looking for crew or sign on with a shipping company. Even if there is no legitimate work there are always shady people looking for hands who accept low pay and ask no questions.

If they are Turks you will be smuggling, if they are Russians you are good to go. If they are Albanians walk away.

>>512284485
Why?

>>512277497 (OP)
Just prostitute yourself

>>512284544
Kys dude

>>512284677
Do you not know why you need a rack? But still you're paying monthly for the privilege of usingg one. This kind of thinking is why you are poor

>>512284741
Commit suicide dude

Either join the ruski army and get destroyed or do what every other filthy Russian does, scam, steal or rob or become a prozzie. Try the online spamming of viagra

>>512284542
>If they are Turks you will be smuggling

What does this mean? Is there a way I can personally derive extra profit from this aspect?

>>512284787
I don't know man, I have enough money to live comfortably for the foreseeable future, there's inherent value to MY life and so I have a vested interest in continuing to live it. Can you say the same? Just stop paying for the gym you poverty-stricken schmuck.

>>512285005
You could type literally anything and as long as it's your user ID above it I won't take it seriously.

>>512285080
Ok, well then you will die poor, and sooner than you'd like. It's out of my hands, and yours. I hope God is kind to you.

>>512284878
>Is there a way I can personally derive extra profit from this aspect?

On your second or third passage, if they like you, they will let you know what is really going on. Then you can tell them everything is fine and you just want to see the Med and make some money. Your pay will increase.

Then you become a real criminal and modern pirate.

>>512277497 (OP)
military i guess

>>512285162
I asked the somalis what they actually want inside the ships, they said there is usually a safe with valuables from the crew and the shipping company or whatever.
It's pocket change, they execute high seas heists for a couple grand max each...

>>512284557
xhe can't, xhe is too disgusting even for Chinese tourists
given this thread xhe's guaranteed under 80 IQ so would probably get killed by getting uppity like they all do

>>512285433
>we wuz somalians
anon please stop before I approve Croatians genociding your ass

>>512277497 (OP)
Start living in yo car twin

>>512284878
>Is there a way I can personally derive extra profit

Clarification; Once you figure out the 'culture' of Ship Life and how things work in the Eastern Med there is tons of money to be made in [Resettling Refugees] if that sort of thing doesn't bother you. Lots of money to be made in the [Tourist Industry] if one way trips with interesting people also doesn't bother you too much. [Fishing Charters] are also good money, be sure to have a bunch of fishing gear on board, the customers rarely bring their own.

>>512285643
>>512285531
I'm glad you're upset.
It's funny I've made you this butthurt.
Keep seething for my amusement.

>>512285433
>they execute high seas heists for a couple grand max each...

Somalia is a desert shithole. 25 thousand dollars US will set you up for years.

>>512277497 (OP)
You ever think about dog napping. Like stealing dogs from a rich target then ransom the dog? Plus you'll have a new Fren to play with for a day or so.

>>512285719
well it's not like you have any other amusements beside being fucked in the ass by a muslim

>>512285667

This is all dogshit, and exactly what I don't want to do. I have wet dreams about massacring refugee boats you retard. It helping them.
If you're talking about making money by keeping your mouth shut then bouncing and debt collecting is the same shit without all the extra nasty shit you brought up.

>>512285794
I used to deal in expensive dogs actually.
Never thought of dognapping because I assume people want 8-12 week old puppies for the most part.

>>512285874
Ignore that faggot and check out my idea
>>512285794

>>512285950
Once the owners form a emotional bond it seems like you could rack in some serious cash.

>>512285433
>It's pocket change

Sorry, another clarification;
I'm at work and paging multiple screens trying to look busy.

They ransom the ships to the shipping companies. Their tribe and warlord will ask for hundreds of thousands of dollars to release the ship and crew. Otherwise they burn the engine room and generators and leave the ship adrift.

When you read about a ship off the African coast suffering from a 'fire' that is a ransom deal gone wrong.

>>512286054
But people mostly for them with puppies. You know how cure an 8 week old tiny puppy is? It completely melts everyone's heart.
I don't see how a stolen adult dog can compete with that...

>>512277497 (OP)
>3 months
Dogwalker, recycle, donate plasma.
Egg and potato diet.

>>512277497 (OP)

Cancel your gym membership, do calisthenics/body weight exercises at home, don't buy food, use charities to eat, sometimes temples let people eat shitty vegan food for free

Then get a job and don't be bum. It's very possible to become a hobo and survive, but if you want any type of life you need to have income and thinking you'll become independent in 3 months is insane.

You could try something like pressure washing, washing windows, car detailing, etc, but those things rarely work out for the type of people that visit 4chan

https://www.scribd.com/document/353543909/WODLists-NAVYSEALS-pdf

>>512286126
Hmmm......
This seems like an excellent idea in and of itself.
I would like to do that.
Where do they park the sip and crew typically?
How do they receive the payment?
Don't governments launch raids/rescue operations in such cases?

>>512277497 (OP)
>English (native), Russian (native)
buy a gun and conduct sudoku
what are you even doing in montenegro, if you aren't an e nomad or work in the tourism sector?

>>512286363
>You could try something like pressure washing, washing windows, car detailing, etc, but those things rarely work out for the type of people that visit 4chan

One time I launched an office cleaning company and honestly within 2.5 months me and my bud were living off of it.
The pressure washing shit seems like a standard response, but overall this kind of activity is sort of what I'm looking for

>>512286457
I'm basically here to give you half-Russian grandkids bro

>>512286457
if I was a Russian I'd extirpate all the BRICS contries and most of Africa
>what are you gonna do now, import jeets and niggers? TOUGH LUCK WHITE MAN

>>512279823
>indian nigger contributes to whites
>leaks to China
kys poo

>>512285950
To clarify my dog napping idea, you'd want to dognap a borko from someone who has owned their borko for a few years and lives in a nice house. Establish owners behavior (when they walk the dog, let it outside, when they go to work, etc) and then snatch the dog. It can be done. My last dog I owned for 12 years, I snatched from some degenerate faggots who were abusing their dog... confronted them, reported them to authorities. That was a waste of time. So after a few weeks of still seeing that poor doggo being chained outside, in hot weather, with no water ever I just brazenly stole him one day. That dog loved me and went everywhere with me for 12 years. He was a beagle mix. Never barked due to abuse. If someone dognapped him, I would have done anything to get my little guy back. Of course, I would have racked my brains out trying to figure out how to murder the dognapper, so here's that. But I think I'm like you....and the vast majority of people are retarded, unlike us.

>>512285874
>without all the extra nasty shit you brought up.

Then become a AB and see the world from the deck of a yacht owned by some sort of Oligarch who summers in Florida and keeps his boat in Skala Kalloni for tax purposes. I made my money doing ship deliveries for rich fucks who like boats but can't be bothered to sail them around themselves. Seriously. Move the boat to a port, the fuckhead flies out and acts like a prince for a vacation, then flies home. You then move the boat back to its home port. Honest work.

I got into the shady shit in Texas running back and forth to the West Indies. Then I got offered a job out of Dubrovnik.

It worked out ok.

Or you can sign up with Merck and run freight under a union contract. Money is ok but it is boring as shit.

>>512286192
I'm talking about dognapping and then RANSOM the dog.

>>512286780
Very interesting. My friend used to have this exact job but with luxury cars, running them between the US and Canada.
I guess at that point it would be up to me if I wanted to bring along a few kilos of pills or whatever as part of the yacht run...

>>512285950
You still here Fren? I'm trying to dig up pic of dog I stole...he passed away in Sept 2023

>>512286829
Shit...
Honestly, never considered this, and I can see it working.

>>512286410
>Don't governments launch raids/rescue operations in such cases?

Sometimes. If the ransom is low enough the company just pays. The pirates run the ship as close to the Somali coast as they can and when their 'manager' tells them the wire-transfer has gone through they abandon the ship and run their boats to the beach and disappear. The high-profile stories are from gangs that ask for millions and the company tells them to fuck off.

A gunfight with the Royal Navy will cause more damage to the ship than the insurance will pay out, so modest demands get accepted.

>>512284542
Fishing and snorkling tours on the coast of Montenegro sounds healthier, legally, physically and mentally, d e s u

>>512287006
>if I wanted to bring along a few kilos of pills or whatever as part of the yacht run...

Yes. Be fully aware of customs and port authority of where you are going. Never make a 'delivery' to a place until you have been there 2 or 3 times so you know how things work there. Everywhere is different and some places are very brutal indeed.

Unironically the US is the easiest country on earth to run in and out of.

>>512277497 (OP)
I dont understand the point of this thread?
there is no general answer for this question. You have to find the best way in your situation according to your strengths and weaknesses.

This may sound gay, but its true.

>>512287084
Is it just somalia, or are there other hotspots for this kind of operation?

>>512287341
Which sea hand qualifications would you go for to get started on this btw?

>>512286659
with that height and monetary status?
good luck lmao

>>512287068
It'll work trust me. Look at my other post
>>512286708
Those faggots who were abusing their dog, which I stole in broad daylight were furious. Missing dog posters, shit on local Facebook missing dog pages, offering no question asked rewards. The neighbors knew they were degenerates and even seen me walking my rescued dog a few times. They stopped and talked with me...mostly about the degenerates who wanted their dog back. They were very happy for the dog and me since it was living a better life.
>t. former zogbot disadilitymaxxing fren

>>512287357
>Is it just somalia, or are there other hotspots for this kind of operation?

The entire Indian Ocean. It's like the 1700's out there. Totally crazy. Dangerous as fuck on the Pakistani coast and the Persian Gulf is locked down so tight the Iranians will kill you for fun if you breach their defense zone. Red sea is full of Houthi madmen as well. African Coast from the Horn down to the Cape is a free-for-all.

>>512287338
>on the coast of Montenegro

Quiet, boring, beautiful, nice. If you want a ok job and the chance to fuck english girls that is what you do. If you want a career or big money you have to do something else.

>>512287519
Don't worry about all that, just think up some good names for the grandkids bro

>>512287785
go back to the front mykolai

>>512287723
Honestly you've opened my eyes on a whole new avenue...

>>512287357
Do you really want to hang around shipniggers?
Dognapping Fren. I've already selected my soon to be new dog from some other degenerates who chain up their dog and seem to abuse it. Here's the last dog, which I dognapped who died a couple of years ago

>>512277497 (OP)
Go to your local employment office.

>>512287840
>>512287904
U know it ain't gonna happen

>>512287895
Aren't the neglectful abusive owners likely to pay much less for their dognapped dog than doting ones who carry it around in a purse?

>>512287450
>Which sea hand qualifications would you go for to get started on this btw?

No clue how things work in Europe, but in the US the Coast Guard [kek] Has a menu of classes and certifications.

>https://www.seaschool.com/courses

>>512287952
Why not?
You clearly need a job. So get a job?

>>512287952
>I just want to be a useless slug in a random country
no amount of 4chan """advice""" can help you then

>>512287895
If someone dognapped him, I would have paid anything to get him back. Again, I would have also figured out a way to murder the bastards who dognapped him . But again, most people don't have the guts to do that. They would just be happy to get their 4 legged Fren back by paying cash after being shamed by some guy who snatched their dog.

>>512288090
>Useless slug

Dude I landed in your country, learned the language and survived by getting into construction/renovation. Would you be able to do the same in Moscow?

>>512287890
>Honestly you've opened my eyes on a whole new avenue...

Just letting you know the world is a big place, filled with crazy and money.
If you are not too picky about what you get up to you can make serious money going to sea three or four times a year and working some silly part-time job while you are home. [As I am doing right now].

Beers in Havana, Wine in Naples, almost getting killed in a hurricane off Dominica, getting to fuck a Manchester girl in my bunk during a thunderstorm in Dubrovnik, watching the sun set on the sea every night for 2 weeks straight during a passage to the Arozes. Getting arrested in Maryland for drunk-and-disorderly.

It is a big world.

>>512288021
You would think that as I did...but...apparently not. Those two literal homos whose dog I stole were absolutely furious for several months. Fucking ads, Facebook posts, offering rewards, etc went on for months. I lived about a mile away from those ass munchers and they were completely unhinged for about 8-10 months. They prolly were fucking the dog? It was really weird.
You know what? In your honor I'm going to snatch a new Fren today or tomorrow. I'm old, house is paid off, wife is dead, kids are gone and I'm pretty much all alone.
Watch the catalog and I'll start a thread once I steal a new dog from someone. As I stated earlier I already have target picked out...

>>512277497 (OP)
If you ever make it to the UK or western Europe I can teach u return fraaawrd

>>512277497 (OP)
try getting a job doing low voltage installation, it is really easy and you only need about $100 worth of gear to work

>>512288715
How much does it bring in?

>>512280560
Aye aye you are right, that's been at the back of my mind too they push us so hard to work but it's working for the beast

>>512288770
Whatever you can sell the things you get a 100% refund on, you can go with just something you can afford and provided they have free returns I can attempt it for you free of charge if you have some way to print out the label and take it to the post office, worst case scenario you can legitimately return it but I've literally never failed a refund in the UK Germany or America for others

I'll pay you for it out of pocket if its below 100 let's say and it fails, I have the same approach to work/life as you so I like to help whenever I can, if you have a telegram or a proton mail so we can communicate privately let me know

>>512277497 (OP)
Learn literally any trade and learn to make fire

>>512287450
>Which sea hand qualifications would you go for to get started on this btw?

Another clarification; To get started informally and just get to work show up at any working port or marina close to where you are. Tell them you like boats and the idea of going to sea and want to learn. Odds are they will offer you some shit job then-and-there painting hulls or scraping barnacles.

Another Anon mentioned electrical work, Maritime Electricians make huge money.

If you want American Certs or a TWIC card you have to go down the USCG route, if you want to bum around the Adriatic making a few bucks a day and live aboard you can probably do that tomorrow. Summer is coming to an end and the rich fucks are booking their flights home as we type.

>>512290232
Thanks for your input bro, I will talk to people and check these options out now

>>512290364
>Thanks for your input bro, I will talk to people and check these options out now

If you see a older white guy wearing this hat in port it's probably me.

Good luck.

>>512288387
perhaps
but why would I ever want to do that, when I can have a far better quality of life here, without ever being exposed to random asian subhumans?

>>512291792
Isti smo narod komšije, i bićemo jedna porodica uwu

>>512292189
naravno, svi cete biti srbi
ili ce neko opet u hag ehehehehheheeh

>>512292354
<3 aминь

>>512277497 (OP)
>invest in tools
could be a handyman or some other kind of basic household repair
could do yardwork/landscaping also
advertise/post on social media or locals pages/areas?

Offer home services like power washing, window washing, house washing,

>>512293101
Thats basically what I was doing up till now.

>>512293172
Basically most people here care about the interior but not the exterior of properties.