>>512328699 (OP)

There be goblins ‘arry

>aliens....

>>512328791
Twink death

>>512328699 (OP)
Green for CIA glowies, red for CCP/FSB glowies, and blue for Mossad glowies.

>>512328699 (OP)
SAM!, my blade is getting hard a green!! check it out sam!!! touch it!, its pulsing now, oh sam yes put it in your mouth its getting bigger too

>>512329179

>>512329227
Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those Rings movies, he would've ended the third movie on the logical closure point, NOT the 25 endings that followed!
When fuckin' Frido wakes up from his little coma, or whatever, and all the other hobbits are jumpin' on his bed.
And then Sam leans in the doorway and gives him this very fucking gay look.
That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now THAT would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.

>>512328699 (OP)
Oh nooo!!!

>>512329668
If you actually read the books the movie is almost nothing like them other than maybe the basic paths of the characters. Not saying the movies were bad just not like the books at all.

>>512328699 (OP)
>glowniggers are near

HE CAN SEEEE USSSSSSsssss!

>>512329668
>leaving out the part about same bricking in frodo's mouth

>>512329668
And also yes, there is enough difference between the book and Petey Jacksoff’s movies that you could remake it.

>>512330003
I don't know how to read. Those books were all by tom bombadil anyways and he was a drug addict.

>>512330279
lol I forgot about that

>>512328699 (OP)
jews are near. check for any drains, sewers or tunnels.

>>512330287
They already remade it in a way that is far more faithful to the books

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7631058/

>>512330459
Troll

>>512330518
>Cast it into the fire, 'arry!

>>512330459
are you a huge insufferable faggot all the time? nevermind don't answer.

>>512328699 (OP)

>>512330459

>>512330394

Women, they're all emotionally delusional creatures incapable of surviving without society, but dang if one being head over heels for you to bust inside them isn't the best feeling in the world. My wife begged me to come inside her one time in particular right as she was on the edge and as I starred to release she clenched and orgasmed as loudly as I was moaning, the whole house must have been shaking with the two of us coming at the same time. We get done and she has the biggest smile on her face and paws at me saying, "Rawr...you're like a lion".

Now if that sounds retarded it is because it is as I'm no lion nor even a sexual beast, but to her I was and to me I believed she believed it. In that moment I was as happy as ever even as the world falls apart and little did I know, it would only go downhill from there. She divorced me not too long after and falsely accused me of being abusive. Women are fickle creatures, while you have their love it is amazing and when they take it away it feels like death, but in neither instance should it ever even remotely effect your course. Women are literally a roller coaster, ride the waves while you can because one day it'll be over and all you'll have left are memories.

>>512331278
and babies, you can make babies too.

>>512329668
>funployees
yo let's wrap this up so I can get my cowtipper on

>>512328699 (OP)
>Jews. Jews everywhere.

>>512328699 (OP)
What if you are in the dark and that thing lights up and the enemy is right there? That would ruin your chances of sneaking past or hiding

>>512329668
Any retelling without the Fellowship gangbanging Tom Bombadillo’s wife is a fucking artistic failure