Pizza is my favorite food.

>>512344990 (OP)
and here i am thinking it was dick because you're french

>>512344990 (OP)
white penis is mine

>>512344990 (OP)
Same. They put too much salt on everything.

>>512345031
>muh dick
Shut up mutt

>>512344990 (OP)
Pizza is based. However Detroit style can fuck off.

>>512344990 (OP)
Why do /ck/ threads get posted here so much

>>512344990 (OP)
thats the most subtle merchant pic yet

good choice

>>512344990 (OP)
i love italian women so much

>>512344990 (OP)
epstein files

>>512344990 (OP)
look at this pizza i just pull out of the oven. i even made homemade sauce

>>512345296
Would love a slice of that

>>512344990 (OP)
i too love bread with sauce. it's so good.

>>512345296
Eww jalapeños. Switch those with pineapple and I'll have a slice.

>>512345144
I see it

>>512344990 (OP)
Ok. Now make this post political, nigger

>>512344990 (OP)
my wife’s pizza mogs yours you French frog faggot

>>512344990 (OP)
enjoy your wheat belly

>>512345073
no, shitskin dont think i will. just like i dont think ill bothering clicking your dumb trash

>>512344990 (OP)
I eat it 3-4 times a week typically. At least 1-2 throughout the week and often a slice or two on the weekends. I've been thinking about getting my own pizza stone. I dunno, prepping the dough seems like a lot of work. Like when I want pizza I want pizza, ya know? So I'd either have to prepare the dough several days in advance and have it ready when I want it or have to go through this whole long fiasco to prepare a pizza I hope I still want it hours later when part of the appeal has always been the convenience i.e. I can order one and have a whole meal for cheap ready by the time I pick it up. I really gotta find or craft a good pizza recipe though. I think I'm more of a sauce guy than a cheese guy, so I'd have to learn to make my own sauce from scratch. The funny thing is I hate tomatos, but I think the sauce makes the pizza and the crust. I'm pretty simple and just like pepperoni & black olive, but sometimes I like to branch out with a "green" pizza, so like pesto, and do something more mediterranean/vegetarian. I would eat pizza even more if I had a good pizza stone, a few basic recipes, and a little more patience when it comes to making dough and letting it rise. Imagine if I could just fill my fridge with premade pizzas to eat all week. It really is one of my staple foods.

>>512346009
You suck how many cocks?

>>512346009
prepping the dough is easy. just use flour, water, yeast and a tiny bit of sugar to speed yeast up. you can make a good crust in 20 minutes. pizza dough should be sticky and the pizza cooked as hot as your oven can go

I prefer a kebab

>>512346365
you mean another paki? or the food

>>512346364
Stop harassing people.

>>512346635
yes exactly

thats my job you fucking mexican

>>512345045
Based Latino rent boy

>>512346787
What's the dough recipe?

>>512346365
Just pickle off the pepperoni ya jabroni. Picky eaters are the wurst

>>512344990 (OP)
>reading this as I am putting pizza in my mouf

>>512346922
last time i tried to make dough it was a fucking train wreck

it tasted, not kidding, like biting into a dish sponge. prob shouldnt ask me for that, im the completely wrong bloke

>>512344990 (OP)
You can get one of these for $5 in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). We call it a Hot Carl.

>>512347079
eating a hot carl or even a Cleveland steamer off my own chest is still way better than Little Caesar's here in Cali Wali

>>512344990 (OP)
Do a good deed and donate some pizza to the heroes who get the wet work done for us, will ya?
https://www.pizzaidf.org/

>>512345276
What's on the Epstein Pizza? Strawberry? Sushi?

>>512347079
6.99 cause dam inflation, but fear not SPECIAL 2 FOR 9.99 DOULBE HOT CARL

>>512346009
Yet you have the patience to write that insufferably long post.
Oh the ironing.