arrest all incels

>>512347273 (OP)
>whatcha doing rabbi

>>512347273 (OP)
Bread and circuses are soooooo 1995.

>>512347273 (OP)
Ban assault dildos

>>512347273 (OP)
you're wrong

This is going to upset the fan

>>512347273 (OP)
FUCK
I put it all on blue...

Why do the camera people always film the dildos? As soon as a dildo appears, there's always a cameraman ready to zoom in on it. And broadcast it for everyone to see.

>>512347273 (OP)
Why is Hulk giving away free dildos?

>>512347436
Kek

>>512347273 (OP)
Watch this be an outrage, yet Bills fans do the same thing every year and nobody cares.

>>512347414
the fan here, i'm going to be upset

>>512347407
Woolie has not aged well.

>>512347518
It's the most entertaining part of the entire wnba

>>512347273 (OP)
>a third dildo has hit the court mister president

>>512347518
>WNBA cry about getting "paid what they are owed" despite running at a lose
>WNBA executive hire a marketing consultant to generate attention

>>512347436

I like that tweet from Sophie Cunningham that went "stop throwing dildos... ur gonna hurt one of us uwuu"

>>512347273 (OP)
I'd smack Sophie Cunningham with my dildo, if you get what I'm saying

>>512347581
Hockey fans throw rats and octopus

>>512347658

>>512347273 (OP)
first time it was funny. now it's obvious that this is being done to increase ratings.

>>512347436
is this real?
because if it is, it can easily be won
>find highest paying dildo color odds
>make bet on said odds
>buy dildo the same color of highest paying odds
>go to WNBA game with the dildo
>throw dildo on court
>win bigly

So yall finna arrest me for saying the n word

But this nigger throwin dildos

>>512347436
Give me half your winnings and I'll take a trip to the nearest WNBA game with a blue dildo

>>512347764
haha yeah i’d ejaculate into her vagina while she was ovulating for the purpose of procreation if you catch my drift

>>512347273 (OP)
But it actually makes the WNBA worth watching

never been at a female sports event
does it smell like concentrated yeast and iron like all female classrooms as well?

butt plug bros how do we respond?

>>512347658
Imagine the pitch in the sales briefing
>So yeah, we're gonna have to hit you with dildos, it is what it is the shareholders need to see tangible growth.

>>512347865
>get arrested and blamed for all the previous dildo throwings because you were not hired to throw that one

>>512347842
People only watch the dildo throws though.

>>512347273 (OP)
its a journo

>>512347865
It's a positive sneedback loop of women getting hit with dildo and gamblers making money.

>>512347273 (OP)
NIGGERS CAN'T HANDLE THE BGC

>we demand you take us seriously it's a serious sport
>okay ladies it's time for the dildo throw!
Don't treat it like a fucking hens night and maybe I'll take it seriously

>>512347273 (OP)
ApeGate has begun.
First Chad that gets the dildo to stick to the backboard wins.

>>512347764
Sophie isn't be impressed by these 8 inch dildos being thrown about. She doesn't play basketball for 8 inchers.

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vEFpTETuNs

>>512348043
This. Plus they’ll hit you with a hate crime multiplier and probably whatever the charge is for running onto the court. Usually that’s a pretty serious charge here (if white).

>>512347273 (OP)
maybe they shouldnt be playing basketball at the dildo throwing range

>>512347518
muscle reflex

>>512347273 (OP)
Sucks that we all seem to know who Sophie Cunningham even is. Never like, share or interact w WNBA content.

>>512347436
Where's the dildo throwing finals held?

>>512347273 (OP)
those incels have probably given the WNBA more views in a single game than it's entire cumulative viewership before this trend

>>512347273 (OP)
post the vid nigger kys

>>512347273 (OP)
A THIRD DILDO HAS HIT THE W*MENS BASKETBALL LEAGUE

>>512352719
lmao

>>512347273 (OP)
They are being paid the green they are worth.

>>512347273 (OP)
>sir, they threw another dildo at the feminists

All three dildos the same shade of green. Probably the same exact model.
Obvious marketing stunt.

>>512353760
>He doesn't buy his dildos in bulk
This is why you'll never be rich, anon. Think of the savings!

besball suffered a viewship until people started getting rowdy at games and chucking batteries at the players.
this smells of guerilla marketing.

>>512347273 (OP)
if they had a brain they would embrace such tomfoolery because it would become a thing and get them more ticket sales

>>512354896
Your talking about a league that lets the sheniggers assault their most popular player every game without any ejections or bans, despite her also being the only PROFITABLE player/team.

>>512354896
by embracing it they'd have to pretend not to like it.

>>512347581
That's why fans keep doing it. Because it's been shown that they do it at male sporting events and it's not treated like a massacre.
So now people are doubling down on it to call them out for being cry babies.

>>512347436
You fool you foolish fool.

It's a psyop to make people watch the WNBA, because they want to see the next dildo throw live.

>>512347436
Kek
This will incentivize tons of gamblers to throw dildos of various colors

>>512347979
iron within, iron without
and drama and fake crying and greasy hair
fuck now I'm getting horny

>>512355085
Big dildo is orchestrating all of this

>>512347273 (OP)
lmao a bunch of people in the crowd just staring at phones because the shit is so boring

>>512348003
a green dildo just flew over my house

incredibly based
clown world actions for a clown world professional league

>>512347273 (OP)
>incels
>going to WNBA games
kek It's some lesbian.

>>512347393
More like breasts and circuses

>>512347273 (OP)
Arrest them

>sir, a third green...

We need to throw dildos at the eSafety commissar.

>>512347273 (OP)
well honestly they should stop giving them out at the door then.

>>512353411
Is this the answer to defeating feminism?

>>512347273 (OP)
Not cool, that could really hurt someone

>>512347407
What the fuck

>>512347273 (OP)
it's a neon green dlldo conspiracy

what's interesting is, in our mass surveillance state, but ALSO the fact that practically EVERYONE has a camera they can quick draw from their pocket and start filming shit like this

but NO ONE caught any video or pix of the pecker tossers?

i have no proof whatsoever, but I'm literally just gonna blame jews for this

>>512347764
I think i understand, anon.

>>512347273 (OP)
Oh shit. Haha. I was watching almost the entire game and didn't see it. Omg the WNBA is great and betting money. Great job Aari McDonald. She played well.

>>512347414
I'm a new fan of watching. Watching those thoroughbreds run on the court is something along with their feminine sides at times. Real beautiful seeing 6"3 athletic women

>>512347273 (OP)
Still not watching the WNBA.

Someone's clearly trying to pay them what they're worth.

>>512347273 (OP)
Mr President, a third green dildo has been thrown

>>512347273 (OP)
That's fucking hilarious

>>512347842
I am not sitting through a whole game of this shit just to see if someone will throw a dildo so this is shit marketing, if they truly want to increase viewership they need to cut the bull shit and make them play on see through lingerie, they'll get sponsors by the fucking millions, shit they might even surpass the NBA

>>512347273 (OP)
>this is an all time story. This league
Was this written by AI?

>>512347273 (OP)
>Cuntingham
>grazed with dido
jej

>>512347273 (OP)
They should embrace it. Like hockey did with the octopus being thrown on the ice. That and people might show up to watch the games if they are allowed to throw dildos.

>>512347635
Fucking kek

>>512347635
the bantz have been brought jej

What do you think smells worse?
>The Fulton fish market on a hot summer day.
Or
>The average WNBA locker room?

>>512360251
Sorry forgot the pic

>>512347273 (OP)
>A THIRD
I didn't even know there was a first or second. Pics? This shit is hilarious.

>>512347273 (OP)
This is what they really want.

>>512347273 (OP)

The Russians did it better.

>>512347518
This is the most attention the WNBA has EVER received
They will never get such attention again
They are not going to let it pass unremarked
I think this event will contribute to the end of the WNBA

Supposedly it was a zoomer who threw the first one lol
>Police in College Park, Georgia, told ESPN they arrested Delbert Carver on Saturday after he allegedly threw a sex toy onto the court during last Tuesday's Golden State Valkyries-Atlanta Dream game at Gateway Center Arena.
>Carver, 23, faces counts of disorderly conduct, public indecency/indecent exposure and criminal trespass, according to law enforcement records. Records show he was booked into Clayton County Jail at 7:42 p.m. He was released late Sunday on an undisclosed bond.
https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45901403/wnba-fan-accused-throwing-sex-toy-faces-multiple-charges

>>512347407
is that Lemaire?

>>512348043
Its not illegal you just might get banned from all stadiums

>>512347273 (OP)
sophie cunningham is tits

>>512359705
it's mostly fat nigger bitches my man...

>>512360975

>>512361487
somewhere there's some 7' tall amazon 20 y/o who just wants to play basketball without getting dildos thrown at her

>>512362295
But they could play basketball AND have dildos thrown at them.

>>512347518
those camera dollys are fucking awesome if you ever got to touch one and knew just a few basic controls you would be having the time of your life, and could lock onto something in one second like you saw
when your cell phone camera zooms in on something, your cpu does its best and eventually fails as everything becomes a pixelated mess
those camera dollys do not have digital zoom, instead they are a bunch of lenses in a stack so whatever you zoom in on will be the exact same quality as the picture fully zoomed out

>>512347764
stumbled upon a pornstar called Millie Moegan that looks almost identical

>>512348003
it actually makes sense because of the running joke about throwing dildos at walls to generate news headlines for VICE

>>512362295
Get over it faggot.

Would pay for one to perfectly fly into one's mouth as it lands

Imagine the shock, coughing, then screaming once they realize what just happened

>>512347842
Dude if someone gets one in the face I might even start watching
I don't care if the president of the WNBA hucks them personally, give em a whole sack of various colors and sizes and I'll buy season tickets

You wanna fix the WNBA? Every game get a blind kid from the local children's hospital and let him blindfire dildos into the court with a potato gun. You won't have a single vacant seat.

>>512363077
Also use the ones with the suction cups on the end so they stick to the floors and create course hazards if they miss

>>512347273 (OP)
if femsport tickets were actually in demand because women wanted to go, anons wouldn't be able to buy tickets cheap just so's they can shitpost dildos on the pitch.

>>512363242
>a players falls on it
UH OH!

>>512360174
I'm hoping some joker throws a fleshlight at an NBA game

>>512363507
over 45lbs. of ass and pussy!

>>512363594
Just twangin em with rubber assholes like elastic bands

They need to carry this forward, I can't think of a single professional sport that wouldn't be more entertaining if every game there was a slim chance a neon green dildo would get thrown in
Just rolling around causing caution flags in nascar races, smacking into the back of golfers necks when everyone's being all quiet during the PGA. I wanna see someone nail one of those sweepers during a curling match and fuck up the whole thing.

>>512347518
its because DA JOOS gave them the command to start this psyop on you goylems.

>>512356872
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Some people have been stating that this is horrible sexist.
So, clearly to balance it out, we need to fire onaholes in to the mens games.
You know, just for equality.

>>512347273 (OP)