>be me
>get 1800 in SSDI (chronic fatigue), food stamps 270 dollars, public housing 260, Medicaid, and cheap cellular and internet no car though too expensive and I don’t really have anywhere to go and their isn’t anywhere in this shithole country worth going to
>parents horrified and tell me to get a 12 dollar an hour job out of “pride” and live with them forever and refer to me as a “bum”
Did I win at capitalism? Also why are my parents trying to drag me back into the rat race? They always made it clear how much life sucks ever since I was a kid shouldn’t they be happy I avoided all that? Also what should I do for the rest of my life I am 23 and there is only so much anime, video games, and books I can read.

>>512348519 (OP)
Fine a way to make money, make a game or whatever.
The neet funds may run out.

>>512348609
>gibs may run out
We will all have bigger problems than money if government cuts welfare.

>>512349292
seriously, you have 60 years of life ahead of you
entire empires have risen and fallen in less than that
there will be bigger problems for sure, but they are easier to navigate and overcome with capital

>>512348519 (OP)
ive been making joke for years that when i complete a doctorate im going to “chronic fatigue and generalized adaptation syndrome” my way into welfare.

i can probably tutor for a couple thousand a month in cash. be a leech, disappoint everyone who ever believed in me. god that would be sweet

>>512348519 (OP)
Your life is worth nothing and you are a burden to everyone around you, do with that information what you will.

>>512348519 (OP)
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!

>>512349869
I’ll jerk off to it.

>>512348519 (OP)
>gets gibs
>thinking he "escaped" anything
you will be ground zero for any globohomo compliance mandates. you havent escaped, you volunteered to be their bitch.

>>512350191
Make sure to try a little autoerotic asphyxiation, it's super great, use a belt and just affix that round your neck so it stays while you do the 2handed pump.

>>512349869
Al bundy or Ted bundy… which way

>>512350191
This lol

>>512349869
Kys hahaha

>>512350297
Oh well.

>>512348519 (OP)
>parents horrified and tell me to get a 12 dollar an hour job out of “pride” and live with them forever and refer to me as a “bum”
Yep. Society is a proxy for my parent's attempt to make me a slave and my parents are a proxy for society's attempt to make me a slave. Ideally both will burn a horrible death, if not then at least they cant boast they managed to succeed.

>>512350191
kek based

>>512348519 (OP)
>their [sic] isn’t anywhere in this shithole country worth going to
lol okay, post your skin color if you really think that

>>512353177
Were your parents drunks or something

>>512354272
No, but if they were drunks society would protect them from my own initiative and willpower to kill them by threatening me with a fate worse than death because the goal is to have them drain these things from me and make a slave.

Now that you failed its payback time.