Anonymous
ID: hrJ1YDmU
8/6/2025, 11:01:18 AM No.512357970
How kiked is the profession?
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Any Lawfags here? Interesting stories to tell? Opinions on your legal system? - /pol/ (#512357970) [Archived: 136 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: Wi4xZDvS
8/6/2025, 11:10:17 AM No.512358259
>>512357970 (OP)
>Lawfag
No
>Interesting stories to tell?
Sure.
You know how they keep asking boomers to scoop up their shit from the toilet and mail it for testing? Well, my dad wasn't quite smart enough to figure out the correct order of actions so here's what he actually did:
>put the plate on the floor
>squat over it
>shit
>he misses
>oh shit there's shit on the floor who's going to clean this up
>Lawfag
No
>Interesting stories to tell?
Sure.
You know how they keep asking boomers to scoop up their shit from the toilet and mail it for testing? Well, my dad wasn't quite smart enough to figure out the correct order of actions so here's what he actually did:
>put the plate on the floor
>squat over it
>shit
>he misses
>oh shit there's shit on the floor who's going to clean this up
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Anonymous
ID: 1dLdeq4b
8/6/2025, 11:11:32 AM No.512358301
>>512358259
kek
kek
Anonymous
ID: Q1lXTcY4
8/6/2025, 11:12:20 AM No.512358327
Yes, ours is being written by estate developers
Anonymous
ID: 3lE4taIl
8/6/2025, 12:06:41 PM No.512360356
>>512357970 (OP)
QRD on how to bring back what we lost during the Jewish Century:
>Cure our addiction to (((statutory law))) and rely on judicial decisions and jury trials again.
>Prohibit divorce except for betrayal of an innocent spouse again.
>Abolish plea bargaining. Rely on personal liability instead of the placebo of regulation. Reduce the legal code to a manageable size again.
>Defund and disarm the police again. Rely on grand juries and posses instead of the (((justice))) system.
>Make prisons transparent again. Bring back the Town Farm again. Close the loophole in the 13th amendment and restore constitutional rights to convicts again.
>Abolish the CIA and return intelligence agencies to the army again.
>Abolish the FBI and enforce federal law with the marshals service again.
>Abolish the DOE and let people homeschool and start their own colleges again.
>Abolish DHHS and make children the sole responsibility of their parents again (patria potestas).
>Abolish the ATF and allow all citizens to produce alcohol, tobacco, and firearms again.
>Abolish TSA and have all former employees publicly gibbeted. Allow guns and smoking on planes again.
>Abolish the IRS and get revenue from tariffs and sales taxes again.
>Deregulate automobiles so anyone can buy or make their own again.
>Bust monopolies in manufacturing and distribution so that anyone can buy raw materials and parts again.
>Deregulate pharma so anyone can buy or make their own drugs again.
>Abolish the AMA and let anyone practice medicine again.
>Make all drugs available over the counter again.
>Abolish the placebos of HOAs, zoning laws, and building permits and rely on personal liability again. Abolish property tax for primary residences so people can own houses again.
>Limit copyright and patent protection to 14 years again.
>Bust monopolies in media to bring back local tv, radio, and ISPs again.
>Legalize smoking areas in public again.
QRD on how to bring back what we lost during the Jewish Century:
>Cure our addiction to (((statutory law))) and rely on judicial decisions and jury trials again.
>Prohibit divorce except for betrayal of an innocent spouse again.
>Abolish plea bargaining. Rely on personal liability instead of the placebo of regulation. Reduce the legal code to a manageable size again.
>Defund and disarm the police again. Rely on grand juries and posses instead of the (((justice))) system.
>Make prisons transparent again. Bring back the Town Farm again. Close the loophole in the 13th amendment and restore constitutional rights to convicts again.
>Abolish the CIA and return intelligence agencies to the army again.
>Abolish the FBI and enforce federal law with the marshals service again.
>Abolish the DOE and let people homeschool and start their own colleges again.
>Abolish DHHS and make children the sole responsibility of their parents again (patria potestas).
>Abolish the ATF and allow all citizens to produce alcohol, tobacco, and firearms again.
>Abolish TSA and have all former employees publicly gibbeted. Allow guns and smoking on planes again.
>Abolish the IRS and get revenue from tariffs and sales taxes again.
>Deregulate automobiles so anyone can buy or make their own again.
>Bust monopolies in manufacturing and distribution so that anyone can buy raw materials and parts again.
>Deregulate pharma so anyone can buy or make their own drugs again.
>Abolish the AMA and let anyone practice medicine again.
>Make all drugs available over the counter again.
>Abolish the placebos of HOAs, zoning laws, and building permits and rely on personal liability again. Abolish property tax for primary residences so people can own houses again.
>Limit copyright and patent protection to 14 years again.
>Bust monopolies in media to bring back local tv, radio, and ISPs again.
>Legalize smoking areas in public again.