Fungi are alien

I swear all fungi came from an asteroid or smthn.

>>512367927 (OP)
So what’s it mean if you like eating mushrooms? Am I eating aliens? I heard fungi can communicate with each other too

>>512368974
If you eat the right kind they will show you paranormal things

The fungi are living creatures just like you and I you earthist

>>512367927 (OP)
>the earliest lineage of Holomycota suggests that animals and fungi independently acquired complex multicellularity from a common unicellular ancestor and that the osmotrophic lifestyle (one of the fungal hallmarks) was originated later in the divergence of this eukaryotic lineage.
cousin...

>>512367927 (OP)
>based fungi though, they don't even give a shit about sunlight
wait until you find out about how mitochondria was stolen from some alien bacteria or smth

>>512368068
Space penises

>>512369811
Explain right the fuck now

>>512372100
lol just google it, it's basic biology
while you are at it, also look into how bacteria swap genetic material, that's also some sci-fi shit right there

>>512367927 (OP)
They arr closer related to humans (hererotrophic respiration, the eat organic material and respire co2) so the real question os where tf did the light eaters come from

>>512373277
phototropism and photosynthesis are two sides of the same coin bro

>>512373555
In essence, phototropism serves to position the plant optimally to receive the light necessary for photosynthesis. It's a behavioral adaptation that directly supports the fundamental biochemical process of energy production within the plant.
Consider this analogy: Think of photosynthesis as the engine of a car, producing the power. Phototropism, in this analogy, is like the steering mechanism that directs the car towards the fuel (sunlight) so the engine can operate effectively.
Therefore, while they are distinct processes, their close relationship makes them crucial partners

>>512367927 (OP)
Yes, but so are cephalopods

>>512369155
Hmm do you think the trips some of them give you let you see what their worlds were like?

>>512373861
I love those niggers there’s a shit ton of cool octopus videos. Do you think like there are giant squids there’s giant octos?

>>512374574
>tiny octopus being chased by a fish
>casually jumps up and takes a break on a rock that sticks out of the sea
hmm...

>>512367927 (OP)
yeast means spirit, ghost

>>512367927 (OP)
I eat them

>>512376657
And they’re single-celled co2 pooping fungi, anon, not ghosts

>>512367927 (OP)
Basically yes but that's not really /pol/itical. There are better boards for this topic.

>>512376657
>>512367927 (OP)
>bread and beer are fungi genocide
big if true

>>512367927 (OP)
they still taste good on pizza.

>>512378719
cheese and wine as well
>>512378404
gist = geest

>>512367927 (OP)
moss on a rock looks alot like forest on earth if you zoom far enough

Just do it bro...lol lmao I'm a multimedia free association writer bro, what?...just manifest right in front of me then bro...slice right through the continuum bro...big if niggered...lmao

Slime molds are even stranger than regular fungi. They learn mazes and and can migrate as a single organism.

>>512379536
>learn mazes
i'm willing to believe fungus can be smarter than niggers

Look no further, ye of discerning knowledge.

>>512379733
>>512379536
they don't "learn" mazes per se, they are just good at collaborating
yet niggers not inventing the wheel until whitey came to them talks volumes about their collaboration skills, as there were probably niggers who had the idea but were either laughed at or knew that their invention will be used against them...
so yeah, tl;dr fungi > niggers

>>512367927 (OP)

(YOU) are an illegal alien

Quick, call ICE

>>512368974
>I heard fungi can communicate with each other too
Yes, and with the power of technology we can listen
https://youtu.be/c5ULfimE7vA?t=435

>>512367927 (OP)
Fungi is neither an animal or a plant, but something in between. It's all very sus if you ask me.
Cui bono?

>>512368068
>I's swears it, dem fungusus iz ayliumns or sumfin

>>512367927 (OP)
They've been here long before you came about. Who really is the alien?

>>512382314

>>512376657
>yeast means spirit, ghost
In the prior to the scientific era, brewers did not know what yeast was. They used to leave their mash exposed to the air. It would pick up yeast from the environment and start to ferment. Hence the term ghost or spirit. Once yeast was understood, the germans modified their beer purity laws to allow yeast as an ingredient.

>>512367927 (OP)
I had a friend who was obsessed with fungi, mushrooms. He was convinces there is a Great Mother Murshroom living deep down and she controls smaller mushrooms.

>>512384336
bread, beer, wine and cheese all rely on enzymes

>>512367927 (OP)
Best thread in a while

>>512384336
Those silly Germans and their purity laws

>>512367927 (OP)
Do go on.
https://youtu.be/scqed1xgFvE?list=RDscqed1xgFvE&t=676

>>512376657
"A little yeast works through the whole batch of dough."
-Galatians 5:9
What did Paul mean by this?

>>512384488
many such cases

>>512367927 (OP)
Do you think mushrooms want to be eaten? When we eat them do you think a part of them stays in us?

> Fungi are alien

duh.

>>512384488
Apparently there are humongous glowing mushrooms deep down idk about a mother brain mushroom but a bunch of big luminous niggas

>>512388149
Is it really apparent though?

we and mushrooms are both included into Opistoconta because ay the time when all things were single cells we shared a common ancestor
also all humans (even you) and each mushroom at some point were a real, literal opisticont

>>512385813
True.
Bumperino.

>>512389932
:o
police body cam videos getting wild these days

>>512388017
considering that what we consider "mushrooms" are the flowering bodies of some mushroom deeply embedded somewhere else... yeah I'm pretty sure they want to be eaten
which opens up a whole other can of... mushrooms

>>512384488
That's called a mycelium, bro, and it's the main part of the fungus

>>512387788
checked
>muh bread and wine

>>512369811
>they don't even give a shit about sunlight
Yes they do, it depends on the fungi but many fungi produce vit D in sunlight and many fungi prefer some sunlight to fruit.
If you pick chantarelles or ceps you will have better luck finding them if you look for them in glades or south facing tree lines.

>>512393318
interesting, I lived with the idea that they are probably the only organic life that produced vitamin D without sunlight

>>512393318
Yes because all fungi are only mushrooms...

>>512394175
No, and I never made such a claim. But the claim fungi doesn't give a shit about sunlight is as false as saying mammals don't give a fuck about carbohydrates.

this is a great thread
in dutch mushroom means frog chair

>>512394519
It does in English too, if you say toad stool.

>>512368068
>>512368974
>>512369155
>>512369245
>>512370822

Space asses. You will eat the alien ass and be happy.

>>512367927 (OP)
>>512368068
panspermia hypothesis is real.

if you combine panspermia hypothesis with stoned ape theory it starts to look like fungi are actually just using human brains to hitch a ride on our rocketships once we develop technology and become spacefaring.

the fungi-spirits probably do this with a lot of civilizations because it's more effective and efficient than random sewing of spores across bajillions of light years.

it's possible fungi are the basic emissaries of Life across the vastness of space. i for one welcome our fungal collaborator overlords, i think they are not only Fun Guys but also Cool Guys as well.

>>512394519
Cute boi he looks comfy

>>512370822
literally, they are the penis shaped impetus coming from the sky and impregnating Mother Earth, the feminine, passive, receptive substrate on which the seed of life is planted, grows and is given birth to

Fungi are Space Dicks. or God's fractal omni-dick if you want to look at it like that.
>tfw God's evolutionary skydick tastes great on pizza and in pasta with cream sauce

>>512373555
>>512373777
>>512373277
checked
seems to me like these two processes are related. syntropy, man. the light-eaters working with fungi fit the pattern of fungi creating mutually beneficial relationships. also i think lichens and that whole evolutionary category are under-represented when it comes to discussions of lifeforms,

fungi and plants are cool and all, bacteria too, but lichens man...lichens are a whole different thing. and they're EVERYWHERE. very underrated, lichens. but not by me, i rate lichens quite highly. rock-eaters, soil-makers, collaborators, frens

>>512395164
a mushroom made this post

>>512387788
checked
syntropy causes a chain reaction when it's first introduced to a complex system where conditions are primed for it to spread. conscious beings would experience this as a paradigm shift or "a new game"

>>512390863
since our system is so focused on competition for scarce resources, people tend to forget that in systems where collaboration is rewarded, the givers of gifts benefit greatly as well.

the bird gets to eat the fruit, the plant gets to spread its seed, the soil gets a new thing to grow in it and cycle nutrients, the ecosystem gets a new neighbor, and the whole thing keeps going. and mushrooms are connecting the whole thing with their mycelial internet-of-nutrient-information.

>>512396421

And most are poison and some are pathogenic.

>>512395684
interesting, but i don't trust the etymology of that word
it would make more sense if it was related to "liggen" meaning to lie down, as in moss on rocks and trees
>>512395168
i believe this, there is a little fungus inside each and every one of us

>>512394743
>princess peach used to have red hair and was called princess toadstool

>>512390863
Mushrooms release spores, they don't need to be eaten for that
Unlike fruit fruit that plants and trees make for things to eat and then shit out.

>>512398106
spores are so tiny they probably get a "profit" by you picking and transporting them
not to mention they might survive your digestion

>>512398818
True, some spores are very very resilient, like botulism - remains dormant in soil for decades until a baby eats it and dies, providing much much resources to grow on.

>>512399646
based canning-paranoid rust-fearing anon
(yes, tetanus is just botulism for niggers)

>>512370822
you laugh but there's for sure a nature connection as to why dicks look like shrooms and APE exists and like the other guy who replied t you said, it's definitely some super intelligence thing

>>512367927 (OP)
I think they aren’t so much, but they’re here and that is what is pertinent.

>>512367927 (OP)
Not plants and not animals. Look up the life cycle of slime molds. Talk about alien.

>>512367927 (OP)
can't make beef wellingotn without 'srooms tho.

>>512367927 (OP)
I'm fungipilled and Ok with our new Overlords, they smell amazing, taste great in meat sause and give me great trips.
I would only ask them to not try invade my home from that north-east corner or I will put some dry air there.

>>512400725
quit slandering anon mushrooms were innocent

>>512401640
>I would only ask them to not try invade my home
wait until mint invades your home, replacing all grass and killing off every other plant.. you'll pray for mushrooms lol
I love mint though

>>512376657
>>512387788
That yeast is man's best friend.
>bread
>booze
>kiszone ogórki i kapusta

>>512401800
Already have that, but my daughter love it so the plant is fighting hard for survival. We like to make summer drink with it, some lemons and honey.

>>512367927 (OP)
Fungi are Animals in plant form. That's actually what they are

>>512401800
>tfw no mint lawn
I've been propagating a lot of different kinds of mint this year. I used it for cooking for the first time last sunday and it made a huge difference. I love mint. I don't get when people say "it will take over your entire garden!!!"
I have to deal with wild bindweed. It can't be worse than that. I put wild watermint in a bed and I just pull it up real easy when it get's out of control. It only takes a minute or two. Easy

>>512379536
>>512379733
Slime mould finds the most effic8ent path towards food. It's not intelligent per say, it optimises the route.

https://phys.org/news/2022-01-virtual-slime-mold-subway-network.html

A much more interesting thing to ponder is why psilocybin and other neuroactive compounds emerged in some species.

>>512367927 (OP)
Some of these mushrooms popped up on my property.
I have never seen any like this before.

>>512367927 (OP)
It's actually the divine feminine (Mother Nature).

>>512402462
fauna flora and fungi are all the same thing if you think about it

>>512402398
lol, that's great... if you have no other herbs it's no reason for worry
maybe look up other herbs though, Poland is great for herbs (and remember to put in some wooden barriers so the mint roots won't get over and kill them)

>>512403037
Well I mean yeah but you could say that about everything

>>512402801
>thinking I got no mint lawn without intending to have one
harvesting it takes a day a week
they love sunlight, that's for sure

>>512367927 (OP)
mushrooms are ancient*

And we're all starseeds

>>512388059
but why are toads related to mushrooms?

>>512403058
Made whole rack for my wife herb projects. All sort of kitchen herbs, plus big crate for cucumbers and any available space have pot with tomatoes.
So far mint wins and I have to eat at least a leaf a day cuz little one loves sharing her fav plant with people.

>>512403414
Both like damp places? Or it might be regional, never heard this kind of connection in slav countries.

>>512403777
checked trips
seems like you are living the dream anon, I'm happy for you
how are your tomatoes doing? from what I gather (only grew them once) all the bugs and birds love them...

>>512403182
The problen with planting mint in the ground besides invasiveness is that the varigated varieties like pineapple, chocolate, and orange mint will revert back to the non varigated variety in a year or two. It will also strangle itself potentially, depending on conditions and variety.

Pineapple mint is amazing.

Best thing to do with mint is plant it in a 3-5 gallon pot, keep it pruned to reduce need for watering, and repot it/divide/ or clone it every 6 months in a warm climate, once a year if colder, and replace it with a fresh cutting when it reverts.

Keep in mind Oregano and other herbs are in the mind family and are equally invasive in the right conditions.

For a herb lawn I suggest creeping thyme.
Its particularly nice planted in cracks between rocks or pavers in pathways and patios. Very hardy and drought tolerant, spreads and grows similar to grass, is mowable, and freshens up and disinfects your shoes when you walk on it.

Thymol, the compound responsible for thyme flavor, is the main active incredient in listerine. Very powerful antiseptic.

>>512403777
do you get these little fuckers in europe? tomato hornworms

they ruin tomatoes in north america. One of these will eat a whole tomato plant in a day. Pesticides don't work on them. The only way to deal with them effectively is to either inspect and pick them off manually twice a day, or grow in a contained greenhouse which is how nearly all commercial tomatoes are grown here

>>512404150
I'm from Europe so I am amazed at the varieties you disclose
also shady days with 100F+ temperatures tend to kill them off... although don't really discourage them from spreading lol

I love thyme, maybe I'll look into it

>>512404651
dunno, I agree with the fact that if you don't draw up a chair and watch over your tomatoes they will get eaten one way or another
Hungary was a global leader in tomato during communism and nowadays Italy has taken their place... maybe steal tech from them lol

>>512404708
I know alot of those mint varieties are available in europe, many originated with english breeders.

They need to be propagated through cuttings, but there should be some online retailers in europe that have it.

Pineapple mint is fuzzy and pale and tastes like pineapple. More sweet than minty. It's a variation of apple mint, which tastes like green apple, and pineapple mint will revert back to apple mint eventually.

Orange mint tastes like orange. Chocolate like chocolate, and has black stained leaves. They are related as well, forgot which way.

If you like basil i suggest looking into "emerald tower" or "columnar" basil. They grow tall leafy colums that don't need to be constantly pruned because they don't try to flower until very late in the season, if ever.

>>512373861
look at all of these glowniggers

>>512405251
I think the mint is mind-controlling you anon
although I appreciate your info

>>512404989
something like 90% of "italian" tomatoes, especially sauces, paste, juice and concentrates, are actually chinese.

The mafia runs the tomato industry. They cut every corner they can.

And the tomatoes grown in italy, half of them have extremely toxic levels of all sorts of shit because the farms are next to junkyards or industrial zones.

just wait till you hear about italian mushrooms. shudder.

>

>>512403858
it's related to germanic etymology, and those areas tend to be very swampy, so it makes sense!

>>512405494
indeed the mint is encouraging its own intercontinental spread via 4chan.

So was Super Mario on a trip or fighting for alien settlers empire?

>>512373861
wrong pic

>>512395168
>be aliens
>genetically engineer organism that makes other civilizations blow up their planet
>then the remnants or asteroids travel to different planets and repeat the process

>>512405496
mamma mia
I only have available italian, spanish, and turkish tomato
any of them good?

>>512405630
>roman trying to rape a germanic princess while the mushrooms try to protect her

>>512384488
Mycelium, mushrooms and marine fungi is literally the veins and spleen of animated earth. Mothers deal with life, it's "great father mushroom" because father is the one who deals with death and decay and mushrooms are what recycle you and everything on this planet. Plants could not live without mushrooms, we probably wouldn't even have oil without mushrooms either because the matter has to decay and mushrooms decaying matter more complex potent sludge. They are also more or less the "backup memory" of planet earth because a lot of the fuckers are just impervious to fire/disasters/meteors and will simply shrug cataclysm off like its own spores. They were the first and will undoubtedly be the last. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if a mushroom were space proof and traveled from another world to start fruiting here.

>>512402936
I heard those are edible but not tasty anyway.

>>512405832
they are all a mixed bag. a gamble. they all grow their own, but also import alot from china or other countries...

Fresh tomatos are mostly likely from the labeled country of origin. Tomato products are alot more questionable, and each tomato product has a different industry dynamic.
Tomato paste is the one most often adulterated and from china, they add onions, sugar, msg, and other flavorings to bulk it up and correct the flavor.

Whats funny is that spanish sun-dried tomatoes are often italian, italian sun dried tomatoes are often turkish, and turkish sun dried tomatoes are often chinese or one of the arab countries.

really because the country's brand is more valuable than the tomato in it's essential form.

>>512406856
people that eat a lot of mushrooms are "aryan" why hitler recognized the east asians as aryan because they're connected via mushroom intake

>>512407291
>Whats funny is that spanish sun-dried tomatoes are often italian, italian sun dried tomatoes are often turkish, and turkish sun dried tomatoes are often chinese or one of the arab countries.

>>512401925
>yeast is man's best friend.
Not women's friend though

>>512407311
today i learned 4ft tall browns from southern mexico are the most aryan of them all.