Are you ready for /pol/'s New Best Friend? It's a Six-Banded Armadilloised Linnaeus's Two-Toed Sloth I call the Tatu-A'y! Very efficient metabolism and digestive system! Only does a poo occasionally!

Pellet like too... Good for the garden!

>>512375978 (OP)
looks like he was procedurally generated like the animals in no mans sky.

>>512377827
He was but with A.I. of a Linnaeus's Two-Toed Sloth and Six-Banded Armadillo. Looks a lot like Hapalops but as a coincidence or reversion to type.

>>512375978 (OP)
its very funny how outraged furdaddies get when someone doesn't love dogs. its like liberal women when you dont like niggers.

>>512379033
>>512375978 (OP)
The man's role is to oppose wierd life forms in the home such as pets and plants.
If you don't do that, your woman fills everything with that awful, useless, alive stuff.

>>512379033
I don't hate Dogs myself but their shit is offensive to my nose and their barks go through me. Cingulatised Folivorans would be much more adequate and smell much fresher.

>>512375978 (OP)
He cute.

>>512379218
I don't know what this means as such but a sterile home isn't really a healthier one. A home to me is the balance between a sanitised lab and a barn.

>>512379352
He is rather. Very Feline despite lacking a Cat prompt. Turns out Cats are somewhere between a Sloth and an Armadillo proportionally speaking.

>>512379796
Looking forward to other new species you discover.

>>512375978 (OP)
....but will it blend?

>>512375978 (OP)
Dangerously based

>>512375978 (OP)
Who hates dogs aside from cat ladies and muslims?

>>512375978 (OP)
What’s it eat?

>>512380056
Will create them by MMCT, Linnaeus's Two-Toed Sloths have variable karyotypes so the introduction of Six-Banded Armadillo chromosomes won't be an issue.

>>512379431
Of course. That's why the tension between the man and the woman is healthy.

>>512380306
Fully Omnivorous with a preference for Leaves and Insects.

>>512380652
Sometimes pets break the tension, sadly many people are jealous of their partners. Can't blame an Animal for existing.

>>512380247
True!
>>512380254
All Carnivoran turds are absolutely rancid to my nose. Cats have the worst.

>>512380772
>Sometimes pets break the tension
Especially aggressive male cats. You will be too busy fighting a war against the wild animal to have big conflicts with the woman.

>>512380199
Hopefully yes on the genetic level!

>>512380970
I can't say I like Cats, though they don't bark through me, they really are sly and cheeky bastards. Xenarthrans are more honest.

Dogs are also loud as hell and people bring them everywhere now

The six toed armadillo does not bark

>>512381092
Six-Banded my friend but very true. Seem very biddable once tamed.

>>512375978 (OP)
Probably still more intelligent than the average muslim.

>>512375978 (OP)
>now /pol/ hates dogs
Just the browns do

>>512381188
The average Muslim is an urbanised idiot. Yet they've got some things right.

>>512381424
White people base their identity around having sex with dogs and consuming their feces

>>512381424
And there be lots of Browns. They don't seem to object to a clean GM Xenarthran however.

>>512381867
Bit overdramatised but the Dog kissing and intercourse has to stop. Would hug a Tatu-A'y but that's it.

>>512382082
I know it is, but people need to be shocked into action.

How many kids have been mauled by mutts and get told its their fault? I dont want to live in a society that devalues human children and favors smelly mongrels

IT MUST END

>>512382249
I think the shocking arrival of a new type of Pet might be correct. Would balance the playing field at least.

>>512382401
I LOVE my Tatu-A'y! Thank you pol

You should photoshop a bow onto one

>>512382589
Who knows how big they'll get with selective breeding, like an Armoured Warg possibly.