>>512383138 (OP)
YOU JUST GOT WATERMELONED!

>>512383138 (OP)

>>512383138 (OP)
Darwin Award

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>512383138 (OP)
Needs a *bonk* sound effect so bad

>>512383138 (OP)
I refuse to believe that this is real

>>512383465

>>512383138 (OP)
they did it wrong. they need to try again...
>>512383599
>chk'd
kek

>>512383138 (OP)
Poor woman...

Why? Some kind of science experiment?

>>512383138 (OP)
Being a good person always pays off, OP. Cause when the time arrives and people tries to throw at you everything wrong you've done in your life it might hit you like a brick if they have any brick to throw at you.

To summarize watch your mouth, toughts and actions cause all of it will become weapons against yourself someday.

>>512383707
why?
I honestly expected the nigger to drop that thing with full force. This was rather tame for niggers honestly.
You must not have watched many videos with niggers in them...

They can count down from 10 to 8.

That's better than I expected.

>>512383796
Future doctors

>>512383816
I consider myself a National Socialists. I hate kikes and if i didnt have anything to lose i would take my 1911, go to the hague, and start shooting kike politicians from the back of a van. Id continue doing this until caught.

>>512383138 (OP)
where do you even get these ideas?
a cartoon?

>>512383816
Kys Brazilian mutt

Justice isn't real

>>512383138 (OP)
>And the Darwin Award goes to.......
N I G G E R S

mayo monkeys never season dey chicken

>>512383138 (OP)
>let me slam a 10kg weight on someone's head
>this will surely end well

>>512383816
this is how they keep YOU folloring THEIR rules while THEY dance all over YOUR graves & birthrights

>>512383138 (OP)
Live by the watermelon, die by the watermelon

>>512383138 (OP)
>When you kill your little sister for IG clout

>>512383138 (OP)
No she didn't die, it's a watermelon not a fucking boulder.

>>512383944
Jackass is turning the childred stup.. oh wait jackass happened 30 years ago lmao

>>512384131
Maybe not from the watermelon, but she immediately fell forehead-first into the asphalt from standing. Easily could have serious damage or lead to death

>>512384131
That watermelon reached a speed of 88 feet per second, thus conveying 1.21 niggawatts of force. In other words, she ded.

>>512383772
Thankfully it wasn't a woman, it was just a nigger zoo animal.

>>512383796
Watermelanin moment

>>512384131
Why do you need a meme flag to post this?

>>512383138 (OP)
Black lives splatter.

>>512383932
If you actually have a 1911 please do not fedpost. Your 1911 wouldn't do well vs a counter terrorism taskforce with hk416's and level 3a+ armor raiding your home.

>>512384334
It looks like a woman. Set up by animals to be their dummy and paying with her life. All she wanted was validation of her elders (retards). Look at how happy she looked, and they killed her

>>512383918
Had any Tim-bits today?

This post reply brought to you by Tim Horton's.

>>512383138 (OP)
Nigger thought the watermelon was going to break like in cartoon.

>>512384583
Had any Tim-bits today?

This post reply brought to you by Tim Horton's.

>>512384619
Had any Tim-bits today?

This post reply brought to you by Tim Horton's.

>>512384131
yeah it's not a boulder but it knocked her out and she slammed her head not against the pillows but a fucking asphalts
which isn't a fluffy cushion either

For the price of one Watermellon:

You save the World from a lifetime of Niggery.
?

>>512383138 (OP)
so they were all charged with murder, right?

>>512383138 (OP)
Kek they didn't even do it on the grass

>>512384131
>20lb yellow watermelon thrown at head straight down compacting all the vertebrae
>oh she's fine
kek

>>512383138 (OP)
IN THEE ARRMS OF AN ANGEL

>>512383138 (OP)

GLAD SHE’S DEAD GANG

Did the Niggers eat the Watermelon, before scraping the victim off the ground?

>>512384074
yo
YO
chicka-chikka
check 1-2

u just been blest by the HOMIE-G.
Pass this on to anutha post, its goin' rouuuund. Repost this and bless anutha young brutha

>>512383138 (OP)
did they eat it afterwards?

jesus i thought they were just gonna drop it, mfer hurled it at her head point blank.

>>512385110
thats rite cracka!

>>512385075
they probably ate it together with the dead nigger

>>512383138 (OP)
What the fuck? Niggers don't know that there's risk in taking a hit like this?

>>512383138 (OP)
What was the reasoning behind this challenge?

>>512383138 (OP)
RIP lil melon nigga

>>512383796
>why?
Stupidity

>>512383138 (OP)
Kek made my day.

>>512383138 (OP)
Sheeeeeit

>>512384010
It did end well.

>>512383932
do it faggot

>>512385075
No they called an ambulance for it

>>512385004
It’s uncanny
>ELRON WAS RIGHT

>>512385284
>reasoning

>>512383138 (OP)
this needs an audio holy shit hahah

>>512385659
I think he meant seasoning.

>>512383816
>Being a good person always pays off
it doesn't dumb fuck, also go back to /x/ & /lgbt/ with that reddit babbling

>>512384002

She got her head seasoned with watermelon

>>512383138 (OP)
The predator becomes the prey

>>512383816

these niggers would set your entire family on fire and not care about it in 15 minutes

>>512383138 (OP)
det seyz its the watermelon CHALLENGE
so be made may be
dat
others may steel keep on up tryin it
so in reality
maybe more niggaz can doot doot
be doin the
watermellon challenge

>>512383138 (OP)
Reminiscent of indian train pictures

>>512383932
Just replying to say hello to the AIVD intern logging this post. Anon, you are a fucking fedposting retard.

>>512383480
A negress of that age has likely spawned annually for at least 10 years.

>>512384131
>An object weighing several kilograms thrown at high speed against your head will not kill you.
We have a future Darwin Award winner here

>>512385589
T-Volt was so locked in for this one.

>>512385865
My my how the tides have turned

>>512384131
Fucking retard guess what happens when you hit your head on concrete

>>512385659
Saw a silhouette that looked just like this one the other day.

>>512386052
>I crown you Pharaoh

>>512384619
Is it Satan Rape Nigger Madness?
Is it Satan Nigger Rape Madness?

>>512386052
Knew I recognized that look from somewhere.

If you change the background to mud huts and desert and half buried bones of dead nigger kids this will make much more sense.

It's weird because they have a white people society background and clearly they don't belong.

>>512383138 (OP)
hahahaaha what a stupid way to die

>>512383138 (OP)
I dunno T, this looks like some satanic haitian voodoo headless chicken shit

>>512386405
yep they're everywhere here too now

>>512383772
shes a weapon of mass destruction shes the one that spawned all those adds

>>512383138 (OP)
very nice

>>512384619
that shit is for pussies

>>512383932
>caught

>>512387079
literal homo erectus

Ive seen a White woman take a melon to the dome at much higher velocity and be completely fine. This is from The Amazing (Master) Race.

>>512383932
Christ, this dude is based

>>512383932
>t.

>>512383138 (OP)
>Watermelon challenge
Added to the list.

>>512383138 (OP)
The hunter has become the hunted.

>>512385004
Worf has a sister?

>>512383138 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg

>>512386068
>>512387328
faggits, fedposting is virtually just regular boomer-posting in today's climate

>>512385110
I 200% knew he was going to throw it with all his force. Niggers hate their own women.

>>512387079
She better be in the Elden Ring movie.

>>512383138 (OP)
And yet im told darkies are equals

>>512383772
Even if that was a man, that’s still a shit way to die imo

>>512385710
https://files.catbox.moe/m0ml7p.mp4

>>512383816
>Being a good person always pays off,
t. Isn't a good person

>>512383138 (OP)
how did black people survive as a species?

>>512388430
I think I heard her neck break

>>512388554
Africa is a warm climate with food growing everywhere. Very little long term planning is required to exist there.

>>512387235
Ooh apple crisp.

>>512383138 (OP)
Reminds me of the dumb nog who threw scalding hot water on her brother as a "prank."

>>512383932
lmao you are loser what do you have to lose lmao you fucking coward

>>512385501
Highly underrated.

>>512388897
This one?

>>512383138 (OP)
She didn’t die (unfortunately)

>>512389081
Imagine where civilization would be without these millstones around our necks.

>>512389081
Yup, that's the one.

>>512383138 (OP)
Did she beat it? She did crack the watermelon.

>>512384131
at that speed, hitting a watermelon is like hitting concrete

>>512384131
Is that why she passed out?

>>512383138 (OP)
>eight
KEK

>>512387235
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!

>>512384131
Did you miss the part where she fell head first onto the pavement?

I don't understand, nobody did hit me in the head with a watermelon

>>512383138 (OP)

>>512383838
Full force might've actually saved her...

>>512383138 (OP)
I feel no pity for retards.

>>512384131
u want to go next?

>>512383932

>>512383707
You're obviously not very familiar with the Americano Niggerius and their majestic culture

>>512383138 (OP)
WATERMELON CHALLENGE LMFAO

>>512384297
Perhaps there was a loss of precious iq points. What a shame.

>>512383138 (OP)

>>512384131
A FUCKING WATERMELON WEIGHS LIKE TEN POUNDS BRO
YOU FUCKING TRY IT NIGGERLOVER

>>512383932
No offense, but I hope you lose everything.

>>512387558
It's very different though. She gets hit at ground level, on grass, in the front of her head by a much smaller melon that actually broke on contact, albeit at a much faster speed like you said. Still pretty dangerous, but it probably felt like getting punched by Mike Tyson or something. The OP was at least a 5kg solid object, right at the top of her head. It knocked her out instantly, compressed her entire head and spine, and he fell head first into the pavement and hit her head again. There's a very big chance she didn't make it.

>>512383138 (OP)
Not only did he raise it even higher than he was initially holding it by he even put force into it. This is manslaughter

>>512383707
>>512383838
>>512389957
It seems ai generated from how long it takes to set up

>>512383816
Ah the good person atom and revenge atom in one post.
Speaking truth to power.

>>512390502
this post seems ai gensga4xerated

>>512383138 (OP)
Why did white-Americans gift these neighborhoods away to blacks?
Those houses and gardens are bigger than most properties in the U.K.

>>512383138 (OP)
Hood research department experimenting

>>512383138 (OP)
At that speed hitting asphalt is like hitting watermelon

>>512383932
Holy based

>>512383707
https://www.instagram.com/p/DM-6K8vJ_HI/?img_index=1

Never underestimate the stupidity of Americans.

>>512389957
Not that i like to see whites act like boons but i’d be lying if i said i didn’t want to do this with some white women

>>512390335
Why did multiple 1pbtid Canadian flags respond to that in a very salty manner?

>>512384080

KEK

>>512383138 (OP)
>don't try this shit at home
>tries it at home
niggers

>>512390985
Checked
>>512390795
Speak of the jeet

>>512385886
This.
It's like caring about killing insects; they will burrow into your brain and leave you stupider than you already are, bite you and feed on you mercilessly until you are but ashes of human waste.
Fuck these motherfuckers.

>>512387558
>She experienced numbness on the right side of her face, a swollen lip, and a black eye, and suffered a severe headache for hours.
>Medical staff were present and assessed her, providing Panadol and confirming she was fine to continue.
God damn, I would've assumed a busted nose at least. Bitch is tough (or weak ass melons)

>>512390795
SAAAR

>>512388430
I'm sure the music in the back ground said
>slam a nigger

>>512391201
Despite what you might think there are still some whites left in Canada. Especially here in Alberta - which I wish I could change my flag to.

>>512390335
OH YOU KIKEISH WHORE

>>512390795
niggers are literally rape

>>512384901
It would most likely be manslaughter

>>512384901
niggers aren't sentient and even the most leftie judges subconsciously know this. Imagine if it was a White person who had done this, then it would have been murder.

>>512387079
Demons

this thread fills me with rage
how can niggers be so fucking stupid, not just pants on head retarded but careless and void of compassion.

>>512391378
>I'm from Alberta
What was SW and how did it lead to BH

I think I am going to start a short story with this, and then when people asked me how could you write something so horrid I'll just say they lived like this

>>512383138 (OP)
LOL. These people are such hopeless retards.

>>512392241
I don’t understand your question.

>>512383816
It might hit him like a watermelon, one could say.

>>512383816
So you're not a good person, you're just afraid of being beaten for what you really think
Good people don't need to rationalize why they don't do bad shit

>>512392836
You are not from Alberta

>>512383138 (OP)
She is alive.

>>512386052
At least she died doing something she loved

>>512383138 (OP)
I'm expecting he throws it at her instead of dropping it and he did.
I grew a small watermelon and it was still 10lbs.

>>512389464
This is because watermelon is primarily made of water, so hitting it at that speed is similar to hitting water, i.e. concrete.

>>512393295
>calgary
The only sw i know about is the southwest quadrant of the city.

UPDATE
THE WATERMELON WAS FROZEN
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>512383796
>>512383918
They're physicists. They're performing a rudimentary test involving force, mass, and velocity.

>>512393838
Poser

>>512385004
I see the problem! This lady got all the prefrontal cortexes from black people.

>>512393838
I mean this isnt on topic but i would genocide all french canadians.

>>512388554
Breeding faster than they get themselves killed

>>512383138 (OP)
Remember this when people talk about life expectancy in the US. If you split life expectancy into black v non-black, the black expectancy drops hard while the non-black expectancy rises.

>>512389081
Oh look, the black does scrub off.

>>512386551
>pic
>quick gimme sum breadcrumbs all up in dis weave sumbitch nigga we be dwarves up in dis bitch

>>512383138 (OP)
That poor melon, what a waste of fruit.

>>512390409
That melon also had room to push her head back and deflect. In OP's webm all the force just goes straight into the top of her head and spine.

>>512393969
I’ve lived here since 1997 when my family moved here from montreal and we’ve never looked back. And when Alberta is finally sovereign you WILL sign a favourable trade deal and it WILL NOT include American faggotry. You want to trade niggers, faggots and niggerfaggots, do it with whatever’s left of canada.

>>512383138 (OP)

>>512383816

NIGGER

>>512390502
That webm has been saved to my harddrive since before generative AI was a thing

>>512389647
rip piano man

>>512383315
>>512383138 (OP)
ITS DA WATUH MELLON CHALLENGE Y'ALL

>>512386052
> qween, here's your crown
> *splat*

>>512383138 (OP)
Holy shit, I hope they sue the shit out of watermelon

>>512383816
so you admit you are not a "good person"
just a faggot who is scared about karma or some shit

>>512383138 (OP)
>watermelon challenge
>just kill someone
Oh... kay?

HELL YEAH NIGGUH TIME FO DA WATAMELUM CHALLENGE
>>512383315
Fpbp

>>512388430
>>512385710
slightly longer and higher res clip, even with screen comments from stupid Monke tiktoker's https://files.catbox.moe/8cyn44.mp4

>>512383707
Niggers doing this? You better believe it. Probably just got knocked unconscious - melons are heavy as hell and very solid.

>>512383816
Cope nigger abomination

>>512384901
No it was a science experiment that went wrong

>>512385004
Now you know why niggers simp even for trash white whales

>>512383816
YOU
ARE
BRAZILLIAN
I don't give a fuck what an involved gorilla chimp hybrid thinks about anything.
Kill yourself at the soonest convenience you favela running shit eating faggot.

>>512385501

>>512383315
When grapefruits don’t cut it anymore.

>>512391378
>>512390795
Saars where is the loo

>>512394278
Hahahahahahahhqhaha

Wait, lemme laugh even harder


VAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHSHABAHQHQHAHBWBAJUSJALAJSBDRNELWJ

>>512383138 (OP)
Was that a woman or a man?

>>512391065
Would someone please do that to Jasmine Crockett pics, please?

Why do I flinch and cringe when I watch nigger deaths but I can watch jeet deaths no problem? I find the jeet deaths funny, even. I’ve watched foldthatjeet.webm hundreds of times.

>>512398565
a nigger

>>512389957

>>512397719

>>512383932
Nice opsec, faggot.

>>512385004
This head is unbreakable by watermelons.

>>512399313
this is hilarious.
niggers belong only in zoos tbf just to see more shit like this

>>512383138 (OP)
i ate 5kg of watermelon today. another 5kg left for tomorrow (bought a huge 10kg watermelon for just 6€ today)

>>512399591
You’re gonna shit your pants

>>512391972
They stiched up Hans Reiser for murder for less, and then removed is FS from Linux

Reminds of that video of the black girl putting a rock on her head and having it hit once she falls over with seizures due to brain being turned to mush

>>512399830
it's fine as long as you eat it after lunch and not all at once. i did that mistake once and learned from it

>>512394278
OOOOFFFFF.
>>512393953
Ay, they be Experimental Physicists, but a lil spect on dat shit.

>>512383315
>WATERMELOWNED NIGGAAAAA SHEEEEIIIT
>FUCK NIGGA DIS GON BE DA FIRE CHALLENGE X1000
I'm feeling good today and almost loving the current timeline frens.

>>512383932

>>512394278
Dis nigga gone.

>>512400186
We all have fren. It’s delicious and easy to gorge yourself on.

>>512383878
something insidious about a hit to the back of the head unexpected, dropping at 8 defeats the purpose of seeing if a tense head can handle; I want to add that I was surprised the freak on the car didn't actively hammer it down rather than let go

Some fag posted an IG link earlier in this thread and nigger filming laughs and is like AYO u guys and you can hear her say stuff like I'm ok. Hard to decipher Shakespearean-esque prose that is nigger babble.

>>512388291
underrated had to you)

>>512384705
It's a fine thing that you have sympathy for others suffering anon, it makes me feel sorrowful too. that she was just following the wrong influences, doing something seemingly innocent.

>>512401221
*Good, not guys.

>>512383138 (OP)
I like this game lets give out free watermelon.

>>512387079
She’s playing Jesus here btw

>>512383138 (OP)
There wasn't even the expected satisfying burst of the melon on the nigger's melon.

Cracka cracka cracka cra-Ack

>>512401586
A black female Jew?

>>512383138 (OP)
top fucking jej.

>>512383315
HE DINDU NOFFIN! BOYS PLAY IN DA HOOD, SHIIEET HAPPPENS MAN. SHIEET NIGGA

>>512402092
ranjeet is funny today

>>512402204
Par for the course

>>512383138 (OP)
Lol. This is a good start.

>>512394278
I know this happened here in Brazil but I never managed to find out what happened next.

>>512384591
Guy, that task force loses to DMSO+Menthol+Fentanyl spray followed by Great Stuff expanding foam.

>>512402527
San Marino??

Source she actually died? Need it for my records.

>>512387079
SKEKSIS ARE REAL!

THREAD THEME SONG!!!

https://youtu.be/0OWg5ymecm8?feature=shared

>>512383138 (OP)
*sucks teeth*
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

U DUN KILT SHANAYNAY

>>512383138 (OP)
I swear even gorillas are smarter than these vile creatures...

THREAD THEME SONG!!!

https://youtu.be/0OWg5ymecm8?feature=shared&t=26

>>512387558
good lord she got hypermelon'd

>>512383932
anon after this post you wijl hebben een serijous prooblem

> The victim in Sunday's fatal TikTok challenge gone wrong has been identified as La'Tonya Younique McDoogle, 34, or Brownsville. She leaves behind two daughers, aged 4 and 9.

>>512397719
strangely obvious LLM post
maybe Grok testing agentic AI?

>>512383138 (OP)
>Stupid nigger dies to watermelon
Please stop teaching niggers to do retarded shit

>>512383138 (OP)
Poor girl, she relaxed

>>512386551
This is so naturally repulsive to me. God would not have given me such an instinct if it didn't serve a purpose.

>>512403254
very small, very old, very rare

>>512385004
Didn't she star in Predator?

>>512385501

Meh who ever said Germans can’t be funny….

Here lies Shaniqua
She loved dem watermelons

>>512383138 (OP)
This is almost as good as the boiling water challenge.

>>512383138 (OP)
i need to know if WORLD STAR was hollered in the background

>>512386492
>Is it Satan Nigger Rape Madness?
that one just flows off the tongue

>>512383138 (OP)
Can't wait till they inevitably do the "bowling ball" challenge or "steel baseball bat" challenge.

>>512403254
It's in Italy, son.

>>512383138 (OP)
Don't worry, watermelons are abundant this time of year.

>>512404269
kek

>>512404286
heyy what a nice transport mechanism

>>512403730
lel

>>512403104
They had to close the pool

>>512398018
that was so brave of those smart future-scientists

>>512404766
Due to AIDS?

>>512399313
Classic

>>512383138 (OP)
proof that a niggers head is essentially air

>>512383138 (OP)
>On my momma I jus killed my momma!

>>512387079

>>512383138 (OP)
God damn stupid sub human apes.

>>512389718
underrated

>>512391289
>Medical staff were present and assessed her, providing Panadol and confirming she was fine to continue.
:(

>>512383707
>he doesnt remember the fad that had niggers lighting themselves on fire as a challenge

>>512403405
lmao, what the fuck

>>512403730
>those names
FUCKING KEK

>>512405751
I don't remember this either. Surely it produced many hours worth of hilarious webms?

>>512405038
Is this just a negro mosh pit? Except they found a way to incorporate MUH DIK into it?

>>512384131
>get head bashed in by watermelon
>get head bashed in by concrete in free fall right after
You dumb nigger.

>>512392241
>>512393295
lived in ab my entire life and i have no idea what ur question is asking either

>>512403730
>Nyquillus Dillwad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

>>512383138 (OP)

>>512384131
You're just a fucking idiot. Even without the smack to her skull the fall onto paving directly with her head could kill anyone.

I worked in a spinal injuries unit for a bit and over half the guys in there were just normal young guys who tripped over their feet wrong and hit the pavement with their head and were retarded and paralyzed for life.

https://www.tiktok.com/discover/watermelon-challenge

Do you know that if you cut a nigger open it looks like a watermelon inside?

>>512385004
Someone tell Arnold Schwarzenegger there's a predator loose in New York

>>512384131
Spoiler: it was a frozen watermelon

>>512384131
he fucking it at her head. maybe the idea was to drop it on her head but he threw it.
a watermelon is already pretty heavy and actually hard, but when you throw something it also becomes a lot more powerful.
also being knocked out on the head from objects is mostly a movie thing, you're more likely to die from head trauma than just "knock out"

>>512383138 (OP)
i like the lil niglet just running away after the crime lol its genetic

>>512383138 (OP)
what's tragic here is the stupid nigger on the car is damaging the car's paint with his shoes.

>>512406428
lmao its just eating watermelon

>>512405038

I have seen this behavior before!

>>512403803
I just want to stab him so fucking much. I'd just keep watching into his eyes stabbing him over and over and over and over. I never had such a strong urge before in my life.

>>512383816
Anon... not telling you to not be a good person, but it does not always matter what you actually have done or not done.

If the mob thinks you did wrong, you get lynched, even if you did nothing wrong. They do not care about the truth, and many truly good things are considered evil by these people who have completely perverted/inverted values.

>>512407374
>I just want to stab him so fucking much. I'd just keep watching into his eyes stabbing him over and over and over and over.

His boyfriend 'stabs' him with his penis every day...
he seems to enjoy it

>>512406785
That's fine, he didn't pay for it anyway, the taxpayer did.

>>512383138 (OP)
Ayyy lmao

>>512407712
>His boyfriend 'stabs' him with his penis
Actually sad. Even a faggot does not deserve to have anything like this around his place. This remotely human-shaped abomination just disgusting.

>>512407374
Might be a good idea if you talked to a psychiatrist.

>>512408288
Watch the webm. Then tell me it's something wrong with me, not with him.

>>512383138 (OP)
Still not as stupid as wearing a mask for 2 years for a virus that didn’t even exist like a lobotomised idiot slave
(See: 99% of all whites)

>>512408406
I don't watch tiktok slop. I can see it's some vertical video slop from the thumb.

>>512408406
cool down, Russfren. It's just another idiotic tiktoker. If you go looking for them on tiktok, you'll find 1000s and then go crazy. Have some Kvass. Listen to some Hard Bass.

>>512404286
are they waterproof though ? Won't they get all soggy n' stuff ?

>>512383707

your flag checks out. Mildly retarded.

>>512408535
rare sensible Indian post

>>512408406
>Watch the webm. Then tell me it's something wrong with me, not with him.
you are right