How do I make sure a girl I'm dating is not gonna hit the wall at 30?

I'm talking Top Gun shit

>>512383372 (OP)
Just date over 30. You shouldn't reproduce anyway

Make sure she's not white. White women age like bananas

>>512383512
Does Italian count?

>>512383372 (OP)
Asian women. My Hong Kong fiancée is 30, and she looks 20.

>>512383372 (OP)
If her mom's still hot you're good.

>>512383487
kys roastie

>>512383372 (OP)
Feel like using a ball gag at age 53 could very well lead to death

>>512383561
The nigger genes should balance it out. Nigger women age well

>>512383512
Emma Hall is obviously a quadroon
Raquel Welch is a spic mix
Susanna Hoffs is a jew
Angie Blackwell is probably jewish or med

>>512383623
How does she feel about Hong Kong Phooey?

>>512383725
I don't think she knows much about forgotten 70's Hanna-Barbara cartoons.

>>512383372 (OP)
That's impossible. The Wall™ is undefeated.

>>512383636
How so? She's still skinny and in shape.
Also this is an external ball gag.
She used to have both her socks, panties, and handkerchiefs stuff in her mouth and then her mouth taped up when she was in her 40's. so she has experience

>>512383372 (OP)
>memeflag
There is such a thing as aging gracefully with your husband you know. She might start looking like shit but if you're a loving, trusting couple then it's supposed to be forgiven. This is why women are supposed to take themselves off the market BEFORE they wall.

>>512383908
Old people die from 3 foot falls, you're not a spring chicken past 40

>>512384044
Susanna Hoffs is happily married for 3 decades. Do you think that helped?

>>512383623
If I find a 20 year old will she look 10?

>>512383372 (OP)
Date anyone who isn't drinking, doing drugs, eating healthy, and using sunscreen. Basically a non American.

>>512383561
Italians are part eggplant, so no.