Are Canadians the dumbest motherfuckers to ever exist?

>Can't go into the woods because of coal or something buddy
>Surry
God damn the maple sucking moose fuckers are so good damn dumb.

https://www.halifaxexaminer.ca/province-house-2/nova-scotians-told-to-stay-out-of-the-woods-under-new-restrictions-intended-to-prevent-wildfires/

The woods belong to the beaver. If you go too deep, theyll fucking murder you

>>512386111 (OP)
lol aren’t you governed by litterally pedophiles on behalf of Israel?

>>512386177
Beaver

>>512386111 (OP)
O Canada

>>512386177
That's an awfully cute never you got there.
This is the best I can do.

>>512386111 (OP)
what the fuck is the definition of "the woods" isn't 75% of the province "the woods"? did he really just ban everyone from 75% of the province? because somehow people being in the woods == random forest fires starting? how about prosecuting arsonists in the woods?