MAN WARNED BY POLICE FOR HAVING A TROWEL

>>512387035 (OP)
>Eyeliner

>>512387075
They really really really panic about anything you guys can use to defend yourselves.
I'm just going to assume all bongs are secretly stockpiling stashes of crossbows, flamethrowers, ninja stars, and homemade spears.

If seems like the uk thought you would rebel a long time ago and just keep trying more things in their confusion

>>512387275
They want to be sure that when the browns finally just attack in a horde that the whites don't win

>>512387035 (OP)
that faggot needs to wash his face, put the trowel down, and pick up some weights

>>512387075
The British police are perhaps the single most pathetic entity in the entire world. Every single one of them will need to be hanged if you want to have a future

It will be difficult to change the inertia of a system that tends toward stability (preservation of self), but I do pray you lads figure something out and collectively transition yourselves into a period of conflict, for your own good.
Cheers, lads!
P.S. Buying that Japanese hand sickle right now!

>>512387035 (OP)
>>512387075
most pathetic shit I have ever read in my life

>>512387075
>"erm, officer, I don't have a KNIFE, I have a JAPANESE GARDENING SICLE"
Good on them for having the restraint to not just shoot him for acting like a know-it-all faggot

>>512387075
kek, "oi you got a loicence for that trowel?" meanwhile machete fights between Arabs and nogs in London.

>>512387035 (OP)
>gardener
uphill by the looks of it.

>>512387075
this wouldn't be happening if Churchill never made war with Germany.

>>512387552
>arrested for possessing a bladed item
>erm ackchyually
Topkek at the “balanced” retarded blokes like you. The entirety of the rest of the world is laughing at this nanny state garbage

>>512387035 (OP)
>sickle banned
>ban the hammer next

>>512387075
>japanese hand gardening sickle
That actually sounds kind of dangerous what does it even look like?

>>512387035 (OP)
>>512387075
Unfortunately the only way to fight this sort of bullshit (assuming you aren't going full open war), is to insist they prosecute you. Demand a jury trial. Let the whole ridiculous shitshow play out to its full conclusion.
I'm not sure if you "subjects" are allowed to confront your accusers but if so, you'll have a heyday mocking the plods in front of a jury with questions like, "are you trained in identifying weapons? Does this look like a dagger to you?"

>>512387035 (OP)
You got a loicence for those tools might?

>>512387360
>Posts a pic of a fake steroid 'builder'
Faggot

>>512387035 (OP)
That sucks, I carry one of these daily, it's more comfy than my pistol fren.

>>512388185
Where do you carry that, Crocodile Dundee?

>>512387552
How about we just dont arrest people for having gardening tools? Is that reasonable enough for you?

>>512387035 (OP)
kek it's illegal to own a knife in the uk now

>>512388185
You'd break your wrist trying to thrust and swing that. Did you know the British researched what third worlders were stabbing each other with, to design a knife that could get through nazi uniforms and between ribs?

>>512387275
Most of them just get a plane ticket and leave to other countries. My family is British and my grandmother was recently robbed. It's quite insane levels of crime right now.

>>512388445
>You'd break your wrist trying to thrust and swing that
No, or every knight and soldier in ancient times would constantly be battling broken wrists.

I’m currently arguing with a retarded bong saying the UK has better self defense laws than the US. This is hilarious timing.

>>512388580
>UK has better self defense laws than the US
Wat?

>>512388011
use google you retard

>>512388445
Pick up a weight for once in your life Nigel this is embarrassing

>>512387035 (OP)
he looks as though he is just about to die of gayness

>>512388761
Lol, can you imagine that limp wristed bong asshole chopping down a tree with an axe?

>>512388445
No absolutely not. It’s clear you don’t have your knife loicense

>>512387035 (OP)
He looks like the singer of greenday just with a lot more $oy.

>>512387035 (OP)
wack
as a 24 year stone mason i could do open heart surgery with my trowel

>>512388580
>retarded bong
can confirm hes a retard

>>512387035 (OP)
is it just me or he looks like a grown up version of new harry potter kid?

>>512387035 (OP)
Wh? Was he wearing it like this?

>>512387035 (OP)
I refuse to believe this is real.

>>512388939
Lol

>>512388939
Like an emo dollar store version?
Yeah, i see it.

>>512388185
the paki special

>>512388888
damn missed it

>>512387075
Bongs, what the fuck is this shit?
>Accepting a caution
A ticket?

>>512387035 (OP)
It's not a free market if he grows his own food. This is unlawful competition against farm businesses.

>>512387035 (OP)
green day?

>>512389162
Are those wire strippers on the far right?
How are those a weapon?

>>512389162
This has to be satire, right, am i right?

>>512388445
Yeah you sound like a weakling, I'm sure dumbbells are illegal there but you can try curling some soup cans for starters. Stick to sets of 5 so you don't injure yourself day one from overexertion.

>>512387035 (OP)
He voted for it. He's wearing eye liner.

>>512389162
>a file
lmao
meanwhile i drive around with an open glovebox full of razors knives and mechanic pins
hilarious

i should get myself one of these troughs

>>512389220
>Don't wanna be an American idiot

>>512389162
>A ticket?
not a ticket, they just literally ask you to not do it
>weapons sweep
to be fair, it just means they found those things in bushes and public places. it's not like they took those from people

>>512389243
I can't tell.

>>512387075
Faggot should have listened to the cops.
Wtf business did he have carrying such dangerous implements around for anyway?

>>512389305
You could fuck someone up hitting them in the head with any decent sized file.

>>512389447
Thank you. Makes much more sense.

>>512387035 (OP)
Brits should fight this back by making "knives" out of aluminium foil and walk around outside. Get hundreds of people doing this and overwhelm the cops with reports

>>512389243
People cannot comprehend the brutish nature of the British working class.
They used to fight with literal box-cutters back in the 80s and 90s.
They would kill each other with little 1.5 inch bits of flimsy sharpened metal.

All they know how to do is watch footy, drink pints, and fight.

>>512389162
I have the same Fiskars scissors, good stuff. Made from 400 years experience of cutting up russians, poles, danes, papists and commies.

>>512389448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQIRD57lls8

>>512387138
Hes an actor you dunce

>>512387035 (OP)
Thought it said 'towel' at first lol

>>512389701
the romans had the right idea about the actors

>>512388011
It was folded 1 thousand times

>>512387075
>Ukrainian-style busification in the U.K. for gardening

lel

>>512389641
>The urban wars of the late 20th century
How quaint.

>>512389325
you have to add a guard on that, so your hand does not slip over the blade
practice stabling wood, the guard has to be big enough and strong enough to save your hand

>>512388185
Seems alright enough to throw at a tree. Get rid of the saw shit on the spine though.

>>512389508
ok
ban any tree with branches and small stones because i could make a decent spear in about 2 minutes from anywhere i stand currently
its just fag shit
ANYTHING can be a weapon
hell my dad beat a dude unconcious with a napkin holder in wawa in a road rage incident like 4 years ago

>>512389325
imagine the damage a nigger could do with one of these

>>512389225
If someone dropped it off the Empire State building it could go right through a baby's skull. My grandmother was holocausted eleven times by Dr. Mengele's wire cutters.

Don't be foul, drop the trowel.

>that’s not a knoife
LITERALLY

>>512388185
Where are you, apalachia, 30 miles to your nearest neighbor?

>>512390043
I'm not saying the brits are right, I'm a gun nut. i've just done a lot of metal work and a footlong file would make a mess of someone.
Way worse than the wire strippers on the right there.

>>512387035 (OP)
>man

>>512390063
add a serrated edge for maximum efficiency

>>512387035 (OP)
Trowels don't kill people. People with trowels kill people.

>>512389370
>Are you having arrestable thoughts.
All day everyday, bongs won't do shit.

>>512388445
And they came up with the Fairbairn–Sykes. Which snaps on ribs ten out of ten times. I like a good ka-bar, cheap and easily available anywhere.

>>512387035 (OP)
the singer from green day is a gay gardener now. lol

>>512390188
niggardening

>>512389162
Same people like in your ICE and border patrol, but without readily available access to Home Depot wetbacks. Brit pigs are scared to go after muzzies, american- after nigger, latino or asian gangbangers. And they don't go against the AB ones because they're their buddies.

>>512387603
>gun control only ends well for the police and outlaws who all have guns
I honestly don't know what the bongs expected

>>512390218
I can appreciate that.

>>512390295
all these dumb niggers buying zombie knives when machetes are tried and tested

>>512390459
>out of stock
lol

>>512389626
My mum had that pair for almost 30 years as well.

>>512388445
>weakest grip strength in the world
Confirmed.

>>512389225
you could strip a bobby's willy with something like that

>>512387552
You are not a free man unless you can walk down the street with an armful of gardening tools.

>>512390420
Poor girl. I didn't even know she was sick.

>>512387075
>UK citizens have less freedom than the lowest tier chattle of feudal japan

>>512389225
Just pliers with a wire cutter.

>>512389225
Torture device

>>512388445
>You'd break your wrist trying to thrust and swing that.
Found the dude that needs his basedbot to open his beverages

>>512388185
That's larpnigger shit. Get a puukko or something similar.

>>512388512
good thing she didn't fight back, even lord magisters have been sent to gaol for doing that

>>512390218
She makes.me.do.more.than thoughts.

>>512388580
i wish my country was like the US
despite all the talk about "you won't do shit" being able to defend your home and yourself is already the biggest display of liberty that exists in this world

>>512389225
they didn't have a wire stripping loicense

>>512391067
Unironically this. I bought a knife similar to yours at a gas station once. Had a metal handle that screwed open with compass, matches, fishhook etc. It was an absolute piece of shit knife but only cost 9.99 in southern missouri on a road trip. Buy a morakniv or puukko. I like the stainless mora kansbol but the garberg is better, full thick tang and throws sparks

>>512390170
i understand but god damn
imagine catching a charge because you had a pair of linesman pliers in your back pocket when you walked back to the truck for lunch
fucking insane

>>512391067
>larpnigger shit
It's a USA original so it's not larpfaging especially since Jim Bowie is family, cope with your whale knife chang.

>>512391497
Is that a tape?
How fucking old is your car?

>>512387035 (OP)
Harry Plant Potter

>>512387275
>I'm just going to assume all bongs are secretly stockpiling stashes of crossbows, flamethrowers, ninja stars, and homemade spears.
Every time there is more stabbing and enrichment on the news, shops that sell crossbows sell out

>>512391557
1995 volvo 850 glt
its my fishing bitch, she goes almost anywhere, paid 1500 for it almost 2 years ago
all ive had to do was oil changes and tire pressure

>>512391683
This amused me.
It probably shouldn't.

>>512387035 (OP)

>>512388011
most knife-like ones I saw

>>512388310

And say naughty words on social media. The Brits deserve what they put up with.

>>512391748
That's badass, you seen pretty cool anon

>>512391683
In theory if it ever happens its gonna be so kino when the muzzie bong race war breaks out. Maybe get some chainmail too since muzzies love to chop. Godspeed and keep em at a distance, they're retarded inbred low iq shitskins anyway so if you know how to barricade buildings and alleyways you should do just fine taking out huge numbers if you have a good stockpile of crossbow bolts. Remember you can always put a large pot of oil on the burner if you have a large crowd kicking at your door.

>>512391096
I hope America invades the UK soon. Such a lawless shithole that makes my country look like it’s a first world country.

>>512391127
You got a lioscens for that imagination mate?

>>512392004
im the best dont forget it

allright bongs, time to turn the tables

the scenario is you walk down any street in London that has migrants, easy choice from the sounds of it, holding a gardening trowel. when the cops come to bust you, hand it off to a migrant and watch them do nothing. film it and prove to the world that two tier kier is what the situation really is
prove it to yourselves and your remaining countrymen and get yourselves some 1776!!

>>512388580
Self defence might as well not exist in the UK. Some guy breaks into your house with a weapon and threatens you. If you kill him you're probably in for life. Some cop shot the wheels of a car that was doing an escape with a criminal in it once, didnt kill anyone. and he still got a few years in the slammer for "excessive force".

>>512389519
This would work with 99% of the issues throughout history. Just overpower them, there's more us than there are them.
Problem being nobody does shit.

>>512387075
how do british police take themselves seriously

>>512392138
Why do you guys value the lives of violent criminals over your own?

>>512391850

Holy kek. It's like a dystopian circus in the UK.

>>512392145
>go to do shit
>everyone welches
all you need is 4 to 6 commited guys with decent intellect
the problem is trust and loose lips

>>512392095
I almost thought you had a snapper on your shoulder.

>>512391683
It's going to be like The Troubles again soon. All of you guys, not just Irish Republicans, are going to be singing for Me Lil Armalite.
>Year of Our Larp 2020+7
>American terrorists based in Iceland, according to the Daily Mail, are droning ammunition and carbon filament into the Midlands
>armed police sweeps for rogue 3d printers find nothing of note
>jimmy the zogbot "we found some strips of suspicious filament-like material but nuffing else"
>police unable to contain attacks in what the rebel Arthur Front are calling defensive flashers
>in unrelated news, Leeds has gone a shocking four months without a recorded stabbing nor break-in

>>512387075
>JAPANESE GARDENING SICKLE

It is a fucking ninja weapon.

>>512392474
Seemingly.

>>512388088
What in the fuck is "breast ironing". I'm not sure I want to look that up

>>512392309
Unelected far left judges. Some muslim rat grabbed a 12 year old girl, dragged into an alley and raped her and he got let out with a 7 year prison sentence (probably on the streets in 3 years time) because the judge ruled it probably wasnt that traumatic for her. They actively want to kill and replace the native british population with muslims, africans and indians.

>>512392538
The manriki gusare started as an improvised weapon, so that makes sense.

>>512392485
And you don't have those guys, do you?
In other words nobody does shit.

>>512387075
Remember when the internet was full of smug brits who thought they were better than Americans? They went from the largest empire in the world to THIS in one lifetime.

>>512392611
How do these people not fear for their lives? With private security detail etc?

How are brits expected to trim their hedges? With their teeth?

>>512387075
>in his own backyard
british police are a complete and utter fucking comedy show holy shit

>>512391497
>Fear of the Dark
Good taste, anon

Police have their priorities in order I see. Maybe they should try "DNA Tagging" illegal immigrants

>>512387075
They warned us

>>512392611
I refuse to believe that.
I'm going to look it up now

>>512387138
you just know he bottoms.

>>512392095
ugly crackhead

>>512388075
most minor offenses are just decided by a judge in Britain, they don't have proper jury trials. Americans assume the rest of the world have basic rights to due process, that's not the case. in Sweden, jurys consist of local politicians from your municipality.

>>512389448
>only cowards carry weapons
britland has been "fear is courage" for 45 years now

This one's my favorite.
https://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/16400465.council-defends-300-fine-bag-crisp-packets/

>Be builder
>Have some rubbish in a bag from lunch in your van
>Get fined
Not even Canada is this fucking pathetic lmao

>>512392986
>jurys consist of local politicians from your municipality.
interesting.
I'd love to see some jury of all nigger women in detroit or st louis you'd get from a similar system here in the states.

>>512387035 (OP)
New Daniel Radcliffe movie inbound “Troweler”

>>512393125
What the fuck is "FLY+TIPPING"?

>>512393454
Fly-tipping.

>>512392029
>lads in maille packing JStark's legacy
Meme it so.

>>512387075
>had to go without legal representation just because the kiked monarch regime sent all their lawyers to the nigger invaders to help keep them in

how do bongs live like this? our country was literally created because of these injustices and legal representation and speedy trial are literally constitutional rights because of it

>>512390364
What is it with Europoor faggots and being mad that the US is kicking out it's illegal brownoids? Are you jealous that it's not happening for you?

>>512393529
Now this is a bong police-woman I could get behind

>>512393454
It's what bongs call the illegal transportation or rubbish with intent to dump it somewhere like a field or a ditch.

>>512391748

>1995 volvo 850 glt

Based. Years ago I had the wagon version, they are built like tanks. Back in the day we used to convert them to track cars for racing. They make great sleeper cars.

>>512388445
>>512388445
im starting to think all bongs are just nonces nowdays

>>512387035 (OP)
UK you guys are so cucked, I pray that you grow balls and start killing cops.

>>512391850
Both equally soft in all likelihood

>>512393454
Also, your ID reads like picrel speak

>>512393127
>I'd love to see some jury of all nigger women in detroit or st louis you'd get from a similar system here in the states.
Yeah it's kind of a joke, climate protestors who vandalize buildings and block roads routinely get off without punishment because their local politician-jury consists of members of the Green Party.

America is unique in its conceptualization of justice

>>512391067
machetes are a useful tool in forested areas, so i imagine a bowie knife could be useful as well

>>512393646
Yes.
>>512393696
FLY-TIPPING.
I can't square the intended meaning with the words. Okey-doke.

>>512393957
She looks like you'd get herpes from her.

>>512393125

Omg. This is like an onion article.

>>512394047
Herpes is fucking everywhere. Wouldn't surprise me.

>>512393957
>I desperately want to have sex with a uniformed British policewoman

>>512392964
macaco

>>512387035 (OP)
doesn't this guy sing for green day?

>>512388445
>brits needed to study third worlders to discover a stiletto
Ignoring this, the Sykes dagger is infamously a piece of shit for anything but assassination because of how fragile it is. There's a reason shit like the Kabar or the AK "wirecutter" bayonet continue to be made by the millions while the Sykes is obscure WWII militaria.

>>512394149
Well...

>>512387075
You have seriously crossed the threshold where if you want to have a future then every single British police officer needs to die. You can't let a single one of them see old age if you want to have a future.

Make whatever changes you need to make, but this has to end with hangings and guillotines or it will just happen again and again. The British have become slaves on their own island.

>>512388445
The last generation of fighting knives were always massive compromises for weight and encumbrance. Every culture on earth that developed an optimized weapon for super tight quarters created a one handed heavy blade that was ideal for slashing but could also stab.
The Xiphos, the Gladius, the Wakizashi, the Cutlass/Leadcutter, the Katzbalger, the Dirk, the Cinquedea, the Messer, the Khyber knife, the Hudiedao, the Kukri, the falcata, the Khopesh, functionally all the swords of South East Asia.

Everywhere people expected to fight in extreme close quarters they developed the same sort of weapon.

>>512387075
>Who did not draw their weapons
>While acting like apes telling him to drop his knife
Oddly specific thing for the editor to say
>Arrested at his home
>Which the editor did not disclose
The guy probably walked 20 feet from his fucking garden and the police had a fucking stinky in their pants.

>>512394047
She's white, so would most likely not get herpes from her

>>512389525
>All they know how to do is fight
Apparently not if they're letting the boobies or bobbies or whatever they call that gang that everyone's always posting here kick the shit out of them for gardening and calling people lesbians.

>>512387478
>oi, you got a loicense for that trash?
https://punchng.com/man-fined-for-having-snack-wrappers-in-van-as-hes-not-licensed-to-carry-trash/

>>512387035 (OP)
That person looks that that fag from Austin powers goldmember

>>512387035 (OP)
AWRIGHT NOBODY BLOODY MOVE OR SO 'ELP ME I WILL DIG 6 INCHES INTO FEH FOOKIN' DIRT WIF IT!

>>512387075
.... I have come to the conclusion that replacing the population of Britain with jeets, pakis, and whatever mentally deranged polaks, gypsies &co have not left to be a net improvement in the civilizational scale. Having such a place close by to the continent is an embarrassment that makes even the lowest African shit hole seems somewhat less cringe.

>>512390364
>Brit pigs are scared to go after muzzies, american- after nigger, latino or asian gangbangers
What are you fucking retarded?
First off nigger, the police ENFORCE the growing racial degeneracy, they're not "afraid" of it they actively cause it.

Second off, you fucking imbecile, they DO beat and kill hilarious numbers of those racial degenerates every year, packing the courts and prisons with them, but that's always just to keep the brown sheep in line and "justify" their paycheck and authority to normies who don't know any better. This is how it works EVERYWHERE.

>>512388654
>>512388927
>>512392138
Seriously go look in the thread about squatters in the UK. It sucks how handicapped the UK is legally. But holy fuck he’s retarded. Or a committed troll I guess.

>>512391067
>>512391350
>A big knife was bad so it's impossible to made a good big knife
Lol

>>512389225
>wire strippers on the far right
>FAR
>RIGHT
>WIRE
>STRIPPERS

>>512391096
>They'll expect one of us in the Crash, brother
Looks like Moloch asked for more than he was ready for lmao, guess he should have picked a different master.

>>512395729
I think if all the decent white brits white flighted the fuck outta there the whole country would collapse not soon after and then it would serve as an example of immigration shithole gone wrong to the rest of Europe. Come to America bongs. Whites will welcome you here and eventually we take USA, take back UK and the rest of Europe

>>512389447
>being this cucked

Wow thank god they “took those off the streets” and felt the need to tweet a picture of a pair of scissors and some random junk.

>>512395879
Of course it's possible to make a good big knife, just isn't that practical. Unless you want to larp as croc dundee or have some use case for the big knife

>>512388445
i mean at least you niggers made "trans" "genders" illegal lol

>>512389162
>A police caution is a formal warning issued by law enforcement as an alternative to prosecution for minor offenses. It signifies that an individual has admitted to committing an offense and agrees to be cautioned. While not a criminal conviction, a caution is recorded and can be disclosed in certain circumstances, such as on standard and enhanced Disclosure and Barring Service (DBS) checks.

>>512387035 (OP)
They need to ban all things that can be held in the hand. Only then can white women and their incel simp leftist male pals be truly safe.

>>512392029
>Maybe get some chainmail too since muzzies love to chop.
You uh, you do realize it's going to be the white citizens vs the cops right?

Brownoids are just skirmishers, meant to harass you, terrorize you, spread you out, draw you into unfavorable positions so the big Boots can smash you and defeat you in detail. You're here fantasizing about a battle where you just get to fight velites and ignore the Legionnaires.

>>512391939
You lads should invade. Those are WMDs if I ever saw em. Maybe when Jeb! gets his turn.

>>512394984
The police wouldn't have messed with the guy if he had been working class.

>>512387075
it's time for britain to sink into the ocean

>>512387075
In another article it was mentioned that he tried to talk his way out of it by bring nice a d without representation.
He's a fucking retard who thought the police were on his side.
Many such cases.

>>512396031
My USanon, all the Brits who could already left or are in the process or leaving. What remains is arguably people who desire all this Orwellian shit unironically to such a degree that jeets and Pakistan are an improvement.

I do not think having those people in any sane country to be of benefit to anyone.

>>512391155
It’s a real shame everywhere else isn’t like us in that regard. Yeah I understand we aren’t pulling politicians from the senate floor and executing them in the street while we should be. But like you said, the ability to defend your home and your family from virtually any threat is a huge advantage over everyone else. Even the cucked states have pretty solid defense laws inside your home.

>>512387138
>>512387035 (OP)
Such weirdos should not be allowed dangerous tools.

>>512392309
Because those in power want more suffering for their people.

The rape and murder and terror are not bugs in the system, they are features of the system. The system exists to annihilate white populations.

>pakis can rape English children to death
>Englishmen can't garden
This shit is more evil than the normans.

>>512392538
>It is a fucking ninja weapon
So is a stick

>>512396474
I think you're right at this point very few decent brits left. Seeing videos of white British cops harassing and arresting native white brits for online posts about how they are unhappy with immigration makes me sick. First the traitors, then the enemy

>>512387035 (OP)
What the fuck is a 'trowel'?

Get a life, bin that japanese hand sickle

>>512387035 (OP)
these laws are so stupid you can make a wooden spear or stake in minutes that will do way more damage than a trowel

>>512387035 (OP)
>>512387075
This isn't a joke
They know what they are doing
It's not funny.
They are being ultra draconian with 'disarming' the populace because the British government -knows- they are acting authoritarian and against the interests of the native brit populace.

YOu are laughing about how silly this is but this is merely a precursor to utter tragedy. I am worried for my British cousins.

>>512396688
>poopjeet doesn't know gardening tools or how to use a search engine in current year

>>512391350
You buying the mall ninja special Rambo knife doesn’t mean all large knives are shitty. That said a Mora is a great value for the money.

Bowie knives are mostly for larping and looking cool and there is nothing wrong with that, but they are also still very effective if made properly.

>>512396776
australia started shitnews every day about 'machete wielding maniacs' on every major news station

two months later
>machetes soon to be outlawed
>machete disposal bins provided

>>512387075
>do you have a loicense to grow those plants?!

>>512392611
>Some muslim rat grabbed a 12 year old girl, dragged into an alley and raped her and he got let out with a 7 year prison sentence (probably on the streets in 3 years time) because the judge ruled it probably wasnt that traumatic for her.
The Talmud says that to rape a goy child too young to likely identify you or describe what happened is no crime. Also, goy girl children are born in the state of (word meaning trash, whore, pile of shit). Jews run the legal system, and they're fine with the animalistic Muslims as long as they're raping white children, which is part of "defeating Amalek".

Arabs are basically just dumb jews, and their law codes are basically the same when you get to the nitty gritty of it.

Police in this country are a bunch of pussies. They do shit like this because they haven't got the balls to take on real criminals. I hope they all die.

>>512387035 (OP)
In the uk soon your own bare fists will be made illegal

This sort of stuff couldn't happen in Northern Ireland. I don't think so anyways...

>>512396967
well yeah, most arabs are semitic (which is why the israel thing is so funny- because netanyahu isn't even semitic)

>>512389325
What can you do with it in Bongistan though?

>>512392725
They fear what they experience. If they're not being attacked and killed, they fear nothing, and expand their negative behaviors until they think it's very likely they, personally, will die.

>>512387035 (OP)
>>512387075
He's a retard for accepting the reprimand/caution.

>>512396994
And you won't do anything about it. Any brit with balls has already left.

>>512389225
>OI! ES THAT AN EELEEGUL WEAPUN?! BLAADEE 'ELL YEW COOD KAHT SOMMIN'S WILLIE OFF WIFF THOSE
>DROP THE WILLIE KAHTTUH EHND POOT YAW 'ANDS BEHOIND YAW 'EAD NAOW!!!!

Oh no, they're going after the gardeners. The permaculture threads must have really pissed them off.

>>512394372
This. A fighting knife has completely different requirements than a stilleto meant for assassinations. Neither a fuckhueg Bowie (I camp with a BK-9 that I'd never want to use in a knife fight, far too slow) nor a little pig-sticker is a good fighting knife.
Accept no substitutes.
>inb4 a bajillion reasons to hate the Kabar

>>512389370
>it's actually fucking real
>but it's satire
Thank fuck. I was worried there for a minute

>>512389447
Shut the fuck up, retarded cuck.

>>512396113
For fighting a large knife is absolutely better, there's no debate about this.

>>512394539
>Everywhere people expected to fight in extreme close quarters they developed the same sort of weapon
It would be interesting to see how the various short/small-swords of the world hold up in armored combat against something like a Kabar. The swordsman has the advantage on approach but is going to be very hole-y if the knifeman gets inside.

>>512397446
Hate k-bars?

That is proof someone is not white. Everyone knows k-bar is top tier

>>512389243
DIY is illegal in the UK, getting caught with unlicenced tools is a jailable offense. You have to pay a lisenced handyman who is likely a muslim that will steal your shit.

>>512387075
It's fucking insane just how incompetent our police are. If they can't contact a solicitor that isn't his fault, and he certainly doesn't HAVE to accept anything because of it. We're not so much 1984 as we are Brazil.

>>512387035 (OP)
A towel, the guide says, is about the most massively useful thing a hitchhiker can have in an interracial country.

>>512387035 (OP)
The frog is beyond boiled. White men are completely domesticated.

>>512389220
Robert Smith of the cure

>>512397850
SAY THE NUMBER

>>512396282
>u you do realize it's going to be the white citizens vs the cops right
It's not. It's White British against the cops, Muslims and Antifa. We saw the three groups marching together to protect that migrant hotel.
>all cops are bastards
>they bust us for doing their job

>>512396474
>>512396585
>>512396660
It's wild that every single conflict in British history looks like this map.

It's literally always London against whales, Northumbria, and Cornwall.

It's literally been 1000 years of celts vs Norman-jews.

>>512398188
>It's not. It's White British against the cops, Muslims and Antifa.
Of which the cops are 90% of the tactical and strategic strength.

Read the rest of the post.

>>512397782
>Hate k-bars?
Fren, you should see the shitstorms on /k/
>>512397850
Yeah, that's absurd. What they did was busted a twink on nothing and strong-armed a signature out of him.
In the US we have the right to say nothing and wait for a lawyer. It's a civil and human rights abuse to keep a lawyer away from a client.

>>512397782
Ka-bars aren’t “top tier” but it’s a very good knife that balances a lot of traits well.

>>512398251
The Norman's died out, but they definitely have a fan club who love the idea stepping on the working classes necks.

>>512398341
Good call and yes.

>>512387035 (OP)
>>512387075
Trowels and other gardening tools were repurposed into weapons by ninjas, so this is just the government fulfilling their promise to ban ninja weapons.

>>512397446
>>512397782
>k bar
gm sir i sell you k bar good price yes? good price real damascus steel yes? Army fighting knife real. you buy?

>>512387075
>>512387035 (OP)
>denied legal representation
>told no choice but to accept warning (basically an admittance of guilt)
I smell a juicy lawsuit. Blokes going to get a nice payday out of this one.

>>512398778
>implying you have a legal system
tyranny is when the law is just a weapon against you

>>512398880
We have a great legal system. Funnily enough we're almost as litigious as the US in terms of sue'ing people and institutions. It's even better when your opponent is the state or the police because they will almost always settle outside of court for egregious sums of money rather than face a court battle and public scrutiny.

>>512397654
Then you have a use case for a large knife. If you want to lug around a huge Bowie knife in case you might get in a knife fight be my guest. But honestly you don't ever want to be in a knife fight unless absolutely necessary. I'll continue to carry my 4 inch kansbol or whatever length it is.

>>512397688
Fighting men did in fact own daggers all the way from quite large to tiny and for all of history chose the blades I pointed out, they were no strangers to using smaller blades in desperation or because concealment or pack weight were overriding concerns. I don't know what you mean by "up close" these blades were ideal for "up close". You get in tight to stab with a modern cope dagger and you're getting a five finger wide blade up to the guard in your chest.

There's no rock paper scissors downside to the big knife/short sword as opposed to the modern small combat knife tactically. The modern knife is literally just trading effectiveness for bulk in your pack, that's the advantage. It's not faster, it's not better, you wont stab with it more, it's just less heavy on your body as you're marching.

>>512392309
Because those in power are part of cults, they don't want to solve problems, they want to see innocent people suffer, they admit it and say it openly.
Moloch worshippers think that admitting their intentions to innocent victims exonerates them if the victims do nothing to fight back.

>>512392585
hahaha

>>512394372
It's even more true these days when most soldiers are wearing body armor. A combat knife needs to be able to pierce through kevlar reliably, so it has to be long enough, and thick enough to not easily break. And geometry is important because 99,99% of the time it will be used for utility. That's why most combat knives these days are full tang for solidity, and sharp on only one side.

>>512399464
Was this conversation not *specifically* about knives as weapons? I thought that was the entire point we were discussing.

>>512387275
I am dead sure britons ain’t doing shit because they are huge cowards

>>512397316
>the people with balls are the ones who fled
>no I have not ever used my guns, even when black people were rioting and the border was being overrun and an election was stolen, I didn't once think of using my guns - why would I?
Moron

>>512398880
Laws are nothing more or less than the violent threats made by the government towards the governed.
Rights are violent threats made by the governed towards the government.

Those who would not stage a mass uprising have no rights, and the laws placed upon them will be more and more tyrannical every year until the society is dead.

Society is a system of threats of literal and physical violence.

>>512398679
>gerber shill fingers typed this post

>>512390083
Hitting the pavement from that height would be like hitting water

>>512396776
I’m not, the angloids deserve this and worse for perpetrating both world wars and handing control of earth to kikes

>>512399974
>tf
>tp
Okay pierre.

>>512399609
Cinqueda's a motherfucker for sure

>>512398880
The law only exists for those who value it: the weak, incapable of fighting and defending themselves, incapable of being their own sovereign, or those too stupid to understand the principle of action-reaction over several hours/days, for example, niggers saying "it's not me, I didn't do anything" when they get arrested, it's because they are not aware of being a unique individual, for them the one they will be in 5 minutes is someone different, it wouldn't be them who will be arrested but another nigger

>>512398555
The anglonorman semi jews have been a perennial problem for England for a thousand years, and the normjews came to full power in the English civil war.

Anglosaxons are either merged with the celts or merged with the Norman jew.

>>512387075
Brits won the cuckold world championship. Even Sweeds have bigger balls than you.

>>512397316
The Brits who stayed defeated the French you just sucked their dicks.

>>512392594
its a form of punishment used primarily in african and muslim communities where a young woman has her breasts damaged for exhibiting sexual behaviors impermissible by their religion and/or parents

>>512400043
To be honest the Ka-bar is a little outdated. Rat tail tang isn't great for durability, no matter how you look at it. Same for the leather grip. Sure it can still do fine, but it wouldn't be my choice in the field.

>>512387035 (OP)
Anyway there's literally nothing you can do to stop a population from building single shot black powder weapons. Black powder, a weapon capable of containing it's pressure, and projectiles capable of punching through the human torso can be made with unregulatable materials. Shinzo Abe was killed in broad daylight with a pipe scattergun in one of the most anti gun countries on the planet.

>>512387360
He can't put the trowel down. It's his only means of defending himself. You can take his trowel from his muddy dead hands.

>>512392095
Smoke on brother.

>>512394387
it's a shame they made her so hideous in those marvel movies
she's gorgeous in dr who

>>512392594
It's a widespread nigger method to make it less likely for women in your family to get raped, it's done during their early teenage years, and it consists in literally using an iron on the breasts when they start to develop so they burn off and won't develop, thus masking the boobs and making the nigress look more like a man, thus reducing the chances of her being raped at random. Hilariously enough, the French government puts out official messages calling for a stop to the practice (and that of female excision) since niggers just temporarily go to their home countries to do it, but the government of course pretends it's a non-racial issue.

>>512387275
Nah, it's not that.
They're looking for a fight.
They want the controversy.
They want the chaos and the vile retribution online.
They might even want the guy to cut them up so they can feel like superheroes fighting a villain.
And then when inevitably they run into someone who doesn't give a fuck and they die, nobody will give a shit and nothing will change.

>>512399786
Any medium sized knife can go through basic IIIA Kevlar. No knife goes through rifle plates which is what soldiers use. Regardless, if you’re stabbing a sentry you go for the throat, not the body.

>>512392933
i wear eyeliner and I rape wenches and pillage muffin sluts. Me and my parrot drink gin and kick the ass of people like you.
The world bottoms to me because I am a pirate.
You got a fuckin' problem with that?

>>512400010
There are hundreds of thousands of defensive gun uses annually. More pro-gun estimates are well over 1M

>>512400436
Hmm.

>>512387138
>>512396563

He should have been arrested for that alone. Imagine being a male with eyeliner and a trowel. He could have shoved that dangerous tool up his own ass or something.

>>512400854
Yes and you'll use them to take down a tyrannical government any day now

>>512388939
>>512391581
This is how many White people there are here. 3. Spics are face blind.

>>512400594
The main problem isn't the means. It's the will. I mean we now have the proof that politicians have lied and still lie about COVID policies, and what happened? Absolutely nothing. Maybe we're simply too tamed, idk.

>>512400939
Going by who the government has seen fit to sit down to talks with; violence certainly is a pre-requisite to getting the faggots to the bargaining table, see; the IRA and Islamist movements in general.

>>512392585

>>512400010
I know it's impossible for you to imagine living in a place that is more than a days hard March to an urban hive but we actually don't care if niggers destroy enemy territory.

We don't "have" to think of the cities as our countrymen. There's actually no law of the universe that says I have to protect leftist degenerates that live hundreds of miles from me. Urbus Delenda Est.


Also more agents of the state were killed in single days in living memory by us citizens than in Britain in what the last... Fifty years? Sixty?
Depends on if you want to consider the IRA your brothers in arms lol. What's the kill count of feds for non Celtic Brits in the last century? Ten?

>>512396585
I don't understand how Europeans aren't tired of this stupid slave state shit and double standards.

>>512401154
Still celebrating that little civil war?

>>512401279
10,000 men have to be tired enough to die over it at the same time. Until that meter fills, more suffering.

>>512387035 (OP)
I thought it said towel at first

>>512389162
>have scissors, screwdriver, file, pliers
>have nothing to cut, screw, file, or ply
bongcops did the right thing, these otherwise useful tools are nothing but dangerous weapons in the wrong hands

>>512401316
>The British lost both their civil wars
How embarrassing.

>>512392725
They don't have security.
Not a lot of people know that.
But I betcha when someone does find out, whoever's left gets a security detail 24/7.
And then those details disappear of course, for the right sum, or they disappear together with the targets.

Hey, the elites in Britain are the most vile and disgusting subhuman slabs of satanic shit compressed into diarrhoea golems in the whole fucking world, and they're the "right honourable gentlemen" of the pack.
God fucking forbid you find out what their enemies are capable of.
They can make anyone disappear without a trace, like the elite do, or make people reappear one piece at a time.

>>512401374
it's only a matter of time before it does

>>512400939
>moving the goalposts this hard

>>512400685
They'll do literally anything except acknowledge what the actual issue is.

https://x.com/ukhomeoffice/status/1923340149519524215

>>512401414
You're doing so well since you took over being the world police.

>>512401316
>civil war
Those are the ones where the rebels lose. America had a Revolution, numbnuts.

>>512400789
True. I was mostly thinking about this kind of situation
https://youtu.be/Hf6B1Dnue4s?feature=shared
since the knife is a last resort weapon these days. Of course you try to aim for the unprotected parts but you don't always have the choice.

>>512401672
Who against? The 20% who didn't support you and the 40% who swapped sides depending on who was winning. You'll have to remind me, we were doing other things.

>>512389162
This has to be satire. If it's not, you bongs seriously need to clean house of these cunts.

>>512401834
>You'll have to remind me, we were doing other things.
Yeah, dying.

>>512390218
beautiful
shame she vaxxed herself to death
can't have popular royals, dont you know. simply wouldn't fit with the new longterm economic and societal paradigms, and all that. i wonder if she vaxxed her kid (the heir) george ?

>>512389220
He looks like a faggot. I bet he voted for it.

>>512401946
We only turned up in the usa to pick up the Anglos that were left and take them to Australia to settle there.

>>512389162
That file is a dangerous weapon xD

>>512392933
Would

>>512392029
the muzzies will all have brand new ak's and ar's smuggled in from the middle east - the brit politicians and their law enforcement dogs will know about the smuggling and will, of course, do nothing to stop it. they cops will continue to raid the native people's homes to take away anything that could be useful.
good luck with your pot of boiling water though

>>512387035 (OP)
Wait, he didn't have the Trowel Loicense?
Damnnn, how could he!!!!?

>>512392053
america is dead. it wont be saving anyone

>>512395729
Is this why we're replaced by indians in our country?
Regardless one Englishman is worth 100 romanians.
I'm embarrassed to be posting under the same flag with you, under 85 iq worthless nigger

>>512387035 (OP)
This is going to keep getting worse until you start murdering their families. Simple as.