literally one

>>512399259 (OP)
You'll probably fuck up killing yourself too and then you'll have to deal with a bunch a psychiatric bullshit.

>>512399259 (OP)
your mom and dad will be very sad

>>512399259 (OP)
revenge

Because I'm in love with you

>>512399259 (OP)
Because it can always get better. You can always get lucky or change your ways. After you kill yourself you can’t turn back

>>512399608
I love you to anon

>>512399259 (OP)

>>512399259 (OP)
Because the vibes politically all around the world point to a new Hitler figure emerging within the next 10 years
You want be alive to witness gen-z mega-Hitler, don't you anon?

>>512399259 (OP)
You should not go to work tomarrow, because why work? but dont kys. theres so much more fun things you can do rather than that

>>512399259 (OP)
Why kill yourself when you can just kill other people until somebody kills you?

>>512399259 (OP)
this place is full of AI bots and shillers as it is, you will be missed

>>512399259 (OP)
fpbp

>>512399259 (OP)
you get to post here after

>>512399259 (OP)
Just fucking do it already and stop shitting up this board.

>>512399259 (OP)
Dude if youre not fueled by spite and revenge by now you probably should just kill yourself, oh yeah rents due on the first and you still owe $50 in late fees

>>512400089
See, you're in love, why would you want to kms if you're in love?

>>512399259 (OP)
There's a small chance, mind you very small, that a supermodel will walk in and demand you fuck her.

>>512399259 (OP)
People will miss you.

>>512399259 (OP)
Bcuz that would make me sad anon

>>512399608
NiggA you gay

If you kys yourself you wont get any free candy from the free candy van

>>512399259 (OP)
Kms is never the answer when one can be a hero.

>>512400155
Retard

>>512399259 (OP)
Life is precious. Enjoy what you have.

>>512399259 (OP)
You could introduce yourself to a politician at their home at a reasonable hour and enjoy a calm discussion and tea. After you're done with that, perhaps you could play a nice game of Parcheesi with their children.

>>512399259 (OP)

Call you boss and ask if he is going to work tomorrow and why. If he cannot give you any reason no one can.

>>512399259 (OP)
I’ll give you my perspective: I want to live long enough to see the death of my enemies, e.g. I want to piss on putin’s grave.

>>512399259 (OP)
Because tomorrow is just like any other day and you posting proves you didn't kill yourself before so there's no point kys tomorrow

>>512399259 (OP)
that would be illegal

>>512399259 (OP)
you'll look back on this day tomorrow and wonder why you ever thought to kys, you need the bad days to know what the good days look like. perspective

>>512399259 (OP)
You didn't kill any of the healthcare providers that ignored you and have left you to die because they don't think you are, when, useful!!!!

20k a month
Deaths of Despair
Don't let them sweep you under the rug as well.
Don't die quietly!!!
At least commit to a year of petty vandalism and THEN do the glorious backflip ODon fent

Best way to go:
An autopsy was conducted on Jan. 17, 1977, at Reading Hospital. While the autopsy did not specify the time of death, the cause of death was listed as an overdose of Phenobarbital and Pentobarbital and the manner of death was listed as a suicide.
Since no one claimed the man, he was buried in the Berks County Potter’s Field. Over the next few decades, the man was entered into the National Missing and Unidentified Persons System database, his body was exhumed and examined, but he remained unidentified due in large part to the fact that the original copy of his fingerprints was missing.
That changed in August when a Pennsylvania state trooper found the original prints.
An FBI fingerprint expert then determined a match in less than an hour, identifying the man as 27-year-old Nicolas Paul Grubb, a native of Fort Washington, Pennsylvania, who served in the Pennsylvania National Guard in 1971.
Grubb's relatives want his remains to be with the family plot. The Coroner's Office is currently working to bring him home.

>>512399259 (OP)
we are closer than ever to the end of clown world. there's literally no way it lasts longer than a decade or so. the system's pressure relief valves and consent manufacturing apparati are totally outstripped by the levels of noticing and dissent going on now.

>>512399259 (OP)
You'll miss it

>>512399259 (OP)
commiting sudoku will make the global pedo deathcult happy and we dont want that.
Here you go: https://seraphimshenanigans.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/death-to-the-world-1.pdf

>>512401083
Oh, it didn't say in that bit I copied and pasted but he was a corpse in a cave for years before he was even discovered

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/cold-case-pinnacle-man-frozen-cave-appalachian-trail-albany-township-pennsylvania-berks-county/5741538/
Very peaceful
No tattooed goth bimbo to fiddle with your bits while live casting her orgy with her boss or whatever gross, clown world shit

>>512399483
basically

>>512399259 (OP)
So you can change what ever your current situation is and live a better life.

>>512399259 (OP)
you might find a delicious packet of gravy in the parking lot

>>512399259 (OP)
Because you have work that needs to be done

Don't kill yourself but also don't go to work. Working is gay.

>>512399259 (OP)
Don't die alone, anon.

>>512399259 (OP)
atleast do something useful while kys. Like shoot a politician or CEO first.

It'd be a shame to let those other bullets go to waste.

>>512399259 (OP)
I have checked out of the jewish prison bus

>quit wagie job
>sold everything I had in my name
>all property I own is in somebody else name
>stopped renewing IDs
>stopped paying taxes
>stopped paying car insurance/plates
>free groceries and free techslop (lots of it is hidden in the back nowadays but there are still plenty on the shelves)
Fridge is always packed, I have no bills, obligations, responsibilities or worries.

I am free.

Work beats being a rotting stinking corpse naked on a slab until burned to ash or buried in a hole where mold becomes the entity devouring you. You might laugh tomorrow at work. You will just be an inanimate skin bag if unalived. It's time for simple gratitude. I have hot water. I have water. I have my limbs. I can use my functional limbs to make money. I can buy bread with my money. I have bread. I am a rich man indeed.

You want to be here to watch the jew holocaust (real one).

>>512399259 (OP)
Because homicide is a better choice

>>512400089
Jesus loves you too, anon.

>>512399259 (OP)
Life is more interesting than being dead

>>512403691
>>512399259 (OP)
Its true . Take the day off and enjoy yourself.

>>512399483

>>512399259 (OP)
Why do you want to make easy for joos to replace us. At least Make them work hard for it

>>512399259 (OP)
Don't do either.

Everyone's dead by 2030 anyway. Mass die off from vax end of this year.

>>512399259 (OP)
Huh? Life is literally all about the struggle. This is due to polarity. There is no good without evil. Sounds bad? OK, well that's free will. Once you overcome whatever you're dealing with now, you'll look back and have a good chuckle.

>>512399259 (OP)
Theres people depending on you!