>>512413004 (OP)Well, your main problem is that mosquitos do not communicate using a language. They just modulate the frequency of their wingbeats to express general moods. It's literally impossible to argue with a mosquito because they can't understand that the sounds you make are words.
Think of a mosquito like a tiny drug-addled schizophrenic nigger hobo sitting on your doorstep. Would you try to convince him of the importance of private property? Of course not. You know that wouldn't work. Instead, you'd put down anti-hobo spikes to make the doorstep undesirable to him so he'd go somewhere else. That's how you deal with mosquitos. You make your body an unpleasant place for them to land. Which means using insect repellant spray. It's the only language they'll understand.
