Why don’t all you NEET incel chuds join ICE?

>>512417389 (OP)
wait these ads are unironic? i thought they were just shitting on the libs

>>512417389 (OP)
Not a bad idea. Canada has an equivalent.

>>512417389 (OP)
The INSANE amount of push for ICE sign-ups is a FASTTRACK to conscripting you mutts to die for Israel btw. It will make the process so immensely easy for them it's not even funny. You won't even get full military training, you will be sent to die on the frontlines for the kikes, like vermin.

>>512417512

The official homeland security account is posting this stuff so hopefully they can actually deliver on mass deportations. So far, the numbers have been terrible.

>>512417389 (OP)
they get a pension like any other government job?

>>512417720
>on mass
Lmao. The statistics don't lie, zigger mutts really are illiterate.

>>512417697

>memeflag
>don’t deport the brown people from your country because that’s what ZOG wants, goy

>>512417951
Sign up then, kid. Enjoy being blown to smithereens by Chinese drones.

>>512417720
they're just trying to create the appearance that mass deportation is really happening. mass deportation barely even requires ICE at all, you just punish employers of illegals with the laws already on the books and the problem takes care of itself (they will never do this because they want the illegals here)

>>512417389 (OP)
I'd be happy to, but there isn't a lot I can do at my age.

>>512417389 (OP)
I can be a door gunner but I think I'm too old to chase down TDA and MS13 on foot. I can also be a grenadier as long as the launcher is mounted on a vehicle. I would love to fly the cobra up and down the border if it's not too tough.

>>512417389 (OP)
Its my backup plan. I am actually qualified.

>>512418880

You could just drive the zamboni that grounds all the Latinxs into biofuel.

>>512418067
1000%
Iran deported millions, plural, of Afghans this year. The USA would have a much better capacity to deport and much better tech to carry it out, they don't because their politics is all theater and fake.

>>512417813
For sure. Sign up today. Every illegal ejected makes America Whiter, raises wages and lowers housing costs.

>>512421539
1.3 million foreign workers lost jobs last quarter. 1.8 million native Americans got jobs. So far so good.

>>512417720
Quality over quantity so far, faggit.

>>512417389 (OP)
hahahaha better start investing in robot soldiers because nobody wants to die for your pointless wars.

people fight wars when they have to, western nations don't need any wars besides the state vs it's own people

>>512417389 (OP)
as if the organization wasn't geriatric both physically and figuratively enough

>>512417389 (OP)
>join ICE
Can i get a gatling gun to remove kebab? Or i can get flamethrower to remove jews? Or maybe heavy machine gun with expansive rounds to explode all those poop infested jeet brains?
Nay? Then fuck off.

>>512421855
>>512421700
80,000 applications for 10,000 open positions. Read ‘en and weep. ICE now has more funding than most national militaries. This isn’t going to stop.

>>512418880
the CIA will have you beheaded with a rusty knife for propaganda

>>512417389 (OP)
Because I'm color blind and apparently that makes ICE upset. I tried joining CBP a few years ago and they refused to grant me a waiver for it.

>>512417389 (OP)
soon the same when it's the time to die for israel, the social programming at its finest kek
also, funny they have men now, no more 'women in stem!!' 'women power!!', men will be sent to grinder yet women are allowed to vote

>>512417697
this, crazy how mutts are ignorant despite ICE is literally like ukr masked men that we have been seeing for 2 years now

>>512423163
>Americans actively defend their border for once, at long last
>tHiS iS FoR IsRaEl
No, for once, finally, it isn’t

>join our zogbot army
lol
>but muh spics
stop sending money to cartels glownigger

>>512423254
They can wear whatever they want as long as they TAKE OUT THE TRASH

South Park is roasting these idiots right now.

>>512423407
Oh man, I’ll be the Simpsons will really skewer them next! Then maybe Colbert! How will they ever recover?

>>512417389 (OP)
Anglin had best take on new $100billion ICE.

Few to no Wetbacks will be deported, because BBB didn't address existing still 110% in force legal regime that prevents anyone from being deported.

So WTF will new $100billion Fed Police force due when we get a Dem (commie) POTUS in 3 years?

(my guess is they will "enforce" the rights of non-citizens. you know how it suddenly became a crime to eye-ball THOTS in the office? yeah, stuff like that, but also in public, and not by HR at one company, but by The Police for reals)

>>512423364
you are gonna be that 'trash' next once ICE presence is normalized, the whole thing is just rehearsal and social brainwashing because the numbers shows they can never deport any substantial numbers.
screenshot this, in few years that will be the ICE job, supported by plantir database having everyone address and facial fingerprint

>>512417389 (OP)
I did. I'm going to collect a paycheck for a few months while doing minimum effort, get "injured" during training, then collect disability from ZOG for the rest of my life.

Thankful for the opportunity Daddy Trump, very cool!

>>512423526
>acktually giving a bunch of right wing racists military training and access to military grade equipment is a GOOD thing for shitlibs

You are retarded, and thank god for that.

>>512417389 (OP)
I can see how well these mass deportation numbers are going and by well i mean fucking terrible

>>512421683

No, Ramjeep, it’s about quantity. Brandon opened the floodgates and let in 10 million browns. So far, Blumpf is on track to do roughly the same amount of deportations as Obunga. That is unacceptable.

>>512417603
Except we go to Mexico and kidnap Mexicans to immigrate here.

>sign up to join the gestapo
i rather not! i was raised not to be a traitor to my nation, my constitution and my community

ive made disparaging comments about isrsel they wouldnt hire me
also we should be deporting dual citizens too

>>512417389 (OP)
I think protecting the pedophile elite and Israel is cuck behavior. That’s why. Call me when ice rounds up every zio and I’ll consider.

>>512425826

No, just non-whites.

>>512417603
Ours focuses on arresting whites that speak out against immigration