WHY DO YOU CHUDS KEEP THROWING SEX TOYS ONTO THE WNBA COURTS?!?

>>512418327 (OP)
The poor lesbos don't earn enough money to buy their own. They should be grateful.

>>512418327 (OP)
It is their female fans showering them with lesbian love.

"Pay Us What You Owe Us" - dildos start flying

>>512418327 (OP)
>Hidden in bags

>>512418327 (OP)
For the lulz

>>512418327 (OP)
Why do they keep building sports complexes under sex objects (women)

Reminder women are permitted to play in the NBA and therefore the WNBA is just the lowest tier of minor league basketball.

>>512418327 (OP)
>no purses
>no handbags
How will the wnba survive this?

>>512418733
Probably her teammates or the enemy team. I would rather watch that chinese behemoth bullying them around.

Axe wound tranny here. Will just smuggle them into the stadium internally. No need to dilate. Lesbos smell my essence

Some brave soul needs to come with it up their ass and take one for the team

>>512418791
Devilishly devious, anon.
>>512419128
No, they smell the decay of your necrotizing axe gash.

>>512418753
we are paying you in plastic cocks be happy for ones

>>512418327 (OP)
That's hilarious.

>>512418327 (OP)
There is another way to bring them in.

>>512418327 (OP)
Holy shit hahaha that's some dedicated trolling. Spending time to go to WNBA games to throw dildos. Kind of based.

>>512419249
probably someone hired by the league to make then look stupid(er)

>>512419333
Digits check out. The thought crossed my mind, too.

>>512418555
chekt

>>512419249
The tickets are pretty fucking cheap too.

>>512418327 (OP)

>>512419085
I think it’s an appeal to straight white men. Bold marketing strat

>>512418327 (OP)

>>512418555
Chiggidy checked and lesbo rekt

>>512420662
Id "hurt" sophie if you know what a.i. mean

>>512418327 (OP)
I could just sneak it in, in my anus

>>512418327 (OP)
they think you need a bag to smuggle in a dildo

>>512420662
sophie would get my cummingham if you know what i mean

>>512418327 (OP)
They won’t be able to stop the pussy and prison wallet scheme. They’ve just made it a whole lot messier.

>>512418327 (OP)
this is the funniest shit

>>512418327 (OP)
>to stop fans
Fans lol.
The WNBA has no fans. Maybe some fetishists who are tall muscular dyke enthusiasts, but they're not there for the hoops.

>>512418327 (OP)
Woman should clap back by throwing drunk and roofied white woman out on the court at NBA games that will show em

>>512418327 (OP)
temperature of the sun iq for figuring it out kek. roasties should be reminded why people show up

>>512421893
I think its an example of "the ends justifying the means" in order to say "no bag," as a plausibly deniable response to their t-shirt protest.

>>512418327 (OP)
is this the american version of throwing bananas at black football players?

>>512421893
Kek
I'm sure you can smuggle at least three dildos

>>512421867
you

>>512419249
>>512419333
it was a zoomer lol
>Police in College Park, Georgia, told ESPN they arrested Delbert Carver on Saturday after he allegedly threw a sex toy onto the court during last Tuesday's Golden State Valkyries-Atlanta Dream game at Gateway Center Arena.
>Carver, 23, faces counts of disorderly conduct, public indecency/indecent exposure and criminal trespass, according to law enforcement records. Records show he was booked into Clayton County Jail at 7:42 p.m. He was released late Sunday on an undisclosed bond.
https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45901403/wnba-fan-accused-throwing-sex-toy-faces-multiple-charges

>>512418327 (OP)
They like it

>>512418327 (OP)
Because it’s funny.

>>512420662
I want to fuck Sophie, if you're picking up what I'm putting down

>>512419085
Anal smuggling.

>>512420662
Sophie a cute

>>512422419
>walk around covered in dildoes in broad daylight on Sunday in Atlanta for "pride"
>"good goy you are stunning and beautiful"
>throw one dildo onto basketball court owned by Jews
>their face when
>"OY VEY SOMEONE ARREST THIS GOY FOR INDECENCY"

>>512418733

>>512422672
https://lifestyle.inquirer.net/300612/dildo-covered-wall-street-charging-bull-stands-as-protest-against-trump-putin/

>>512421253
Wtf you can't just post Norm's picture and hijack his delivery. He would have said something much funnier than this.

>>512418988
It is worse than that, they actively engage in gender discrimination which is arguably a violation of the 14th Amendment.

>>512422419
>Delbert
So, a darky

>>512423798
That’s clever I like it

idea

dildos that compress to pocket size and spring to a much arger size

>>512418327 (OP)
Remember when the nappy headed hoes were jealous of her because they said she has “pretty privilege”

>>512424272
this. they will be disappointed by the smaller size however which will probably make them more outraged

>>512419128
Necrotized flesh, staph infection and leaky poop?

>>512424304
>nappy headed hoes
lmao I haven't heard this in 10 years.

>>512418327 (OP)
Women pretending to be athletes are so fucking cringe. This probably how based women feel when they see a tranny dude. Just fucking stop, weirdo.

>>512418327 (OP)
Stfu and show us your tits as the rules state, or go fucking die, faggot

Jokes on them I can sneak the dildos inside my ass

>>512418327 (OP)
>fans
what fans

>>512418327 (OP)
it's funny as FUCK

>>512418555
Checked and kek’d

>>512418327 (OP)
>be me
>tranny
>mad at wnba for not letting me try out
>show up to game
>pull dialator from gaping ax wound
>throw on court
>didnt even need to bring purse full of dildos thos time

>>512421827
>>512421940
>>512422456
I can't ever figure out what you guys are talking about when you say shit like this

Someone needs to stick one to the backboard

>>512418327 (OP)
Shits pretty funny

>>512418327 (OP)
because they're dykes and it's funny

>>512418555
>complain that they don't make enough money
>complain when they're given free dildos
women

>>512422419
Wow three misdemeanors, they really got him good

>>512418327 (OP)
next it should be arbys roast beef

>>512429112
And the only one likely to stick would be "disorderly conduct". The other two are bullshit.

>>512421867
jokes on you chud, lesbos can bring 2. check. mate

The solution is obviously clear. Who's going to try?

>>512430077

>>512429656
The court is already riddled with roast beef

>>512418327 (OP)
Just stuff it in your pants

>>512418555
>>512418327 (OP)
>gays and females will smuggle in dildos
>eventually they will pat down people.

>>512430077

Does anyone have webms of the dildo throwings

>>512422419
Surprised there’s no “hate crime” related charge in there

>>512418327 (OP)
didn't this happen a week ago?
whats with the delay in the bot spam?

>>512418327 (OP)
>no bags

Welp, looks like we'll have to smuggle it in the prison pocket.

>>512430737
>Does anyone have webms of the dildo throwings
terabytes. it's the only thing i can coom to now.

>>512418327 (OP)
bc it's funny

>>512423798
KEK

>>512423798
saved and upvoted

>>512418327 (OP)
hilarious

>shove it in my ass
>walk right through security
>throw it on the game floor
>it now has extra chunky "gifts" too

>>512418327 (OP)
keep it up. they're just now starting to seethe. start putting them in your pants.

>>512430077

>>512418327 (OP)
What? This must be a female psyop. Those dildos fell out of their pussies on court. Women will never take accountability.

>>512422419
Criminal trespass? Don't they have to trespass him first?

>why
Started off as a gag, then a million youtubers and social media bloggers made it a story, now you have copycats.

>>512422419
>Delbert Carver
nigger looks like your average groyper kek

>>512422104
I have courtside season tickets. Some nigerian guy was passing them out at the mall. Everyone thought he was shilling timeshares.

>>512418327 (OP)
Fed niggers didn't like that people could carry bags around so they changed that.

can't I just smuggle it in my girl panties under my dress
YES I AM A WOMAN

>>512418327 (OP)
The sex toys must be transported into the stadium rectally. OPERATION FAGGOT IS A GO!

>>512423707
>That dick thrower? Frank Stallone

>>512418327 (OP)
How are they gonna stop someone from sneaking one in their ass???

>>512435865
Watch how they walk.

>>512435909
Anons sure are obsessed with shoving it up their ass instead of just putting it in the front. They can't say anything about you having a bulge going into a wnba game, male or female.

>>512418327 (OP)
Now all the thrown dildos will be coated in anal juices

>>512418327 (OP)
I swear everything coming out of the WNBA is staged as fuck. Its 100% attention whoring drama garbage and nothing to do with fucking basketball. As someone who couldn't give less of a fuck about basketball, let alone woman ball, lets recap all the shit I know about it:

>some white girl is supposedly better than all the niggers
>they predictably have a problem with it
>treat her like shit and beat her up
>I, as a white male, should be triggered into supporting the white girl because shes white and the niggers are mean
>even though she will 100% throw white people under the bus and definitely supports BLM niggers and rainbow niggers over whites every day of the week
>and she probably fucks niggers
>oh and they want money
>lots of money
>money that some people are saying they probably don't deserve
>and I, as a complete non-viewer, must have a strong opinion about it
>oh and now this random dildo thing

Yeh that pretty much covers it. I still have never seen a single second of a WNBA game to this day, yet I know so much about it. Drama, drama, drama. All staged as fuck.

>>512422328
I love women but

Thats some solid logic I hate to say it

>>512436181
>>money that some people are saying they probably don't deserve
The WNBA operates at a loss and is subsidized by the NBA almost entirely. They are already overpaid considering no team makes a profit.

>>512418327 (OP)
The WNBA would get more views than current if they started using the dildo the second it landed. Might be close to NBA viewership if they just start fucking themselves with them. Like, PAUSE, everyone get themselves off for the camera real quick, then we can go back to pretending like what we were doing was entertaining.

>>512436181
The money thing is misrepresented, I guess. The WNBA just signed a big television/streaming deal and they are angling for a renegotiation as a result of that. Nothing particularly wrong with that. Pay in sports isn't about what you deserve, it's what you can get. I don't blame them for trying.

It's not like the women's soccer team that was complaining about pay. Now that was a fucking joke. They were offered the exact same deal as the men but rejected it for more benefits, then complained they were paid less.

>>512436486
They'll never get great numbers because they play small ball and most of the players are not terribly great at it.

>>512418327 (OP)
>enter the game on a wheelchair with an air tank for your copd
>the metal rods of the wheelchair assemble into a loaded dildo cannon
>attach the air tank
>launch dildos all over the court

>>512436580
Who gives a shit if you have no talent but are 7 feet tall.

>>512436580
Small balls big dildos

>>512418327 (OP)
sheeit. seeing glow in the dark dildos tossed on the court was more entertaining than the sports ball aspect.

>>512436645
>7 feet tall.
And still can't dunk.

>>512423707
He would have said. "The WNBA. That's it that's the joke."

>>512436320
See?

This is exactly my point. Why do you even give a fuck? Who cares about some business deal between a bunch of shuckn n jivvin jiggaboos and their jewish master? I bet you never gave your own finances this much attention but for some reason you know all the details of what some kike is paying for his slaves.

This isn't an attack. I am not trying to make you look stupid. Its entertaining. Thats my point. It draws you in. Its all staged. Its all drama rage baiting entertainment.

>>512436770
nigger paying women more money because they are women when their business loses money is just going to make all other women clamper for more money

>>512436531

this

>>512436770

>>512436770
You're really brown and angry.
A claim was made, they wanted more money, I spent a few minutes finding information on the financial situation. Turns out they should be paying the NBA for keeping their entire league in existence. I watch no niggerball. You however blog about it with such rage I have to assume you will never be human and I will never fuck your subhuman sister.

>>512418327 (OP)
Dildos would make their shitty game more interesting.

>>512435698

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, you weirdo faggot naco prieto.

>>512436700
My sports balls are quaking at thought of more poopy dildos flopping onto the court and tripping up gigantic shemales until they break their necks

>>512432325
well played, sir
i chuckled heartily, and relayed it to a companion who laughed uproariously

>>512424405
>>512424272
you guys better not be planning to use that foam that expands greatly when doused in water because aside from making an audible SPLAT on the court, the residual water could cause someone to slip, which is dangerous, needless to say

>>512418327 (OP)
its a good thing im prepared for that no bag policy.

>>512439514
>past security

>>512418327 (OP)
someone should bring a bunch of really small dicks in a bag and throw them all over the court like marbles KEK

>>512418327 (OP)
>Green tool
>Goth looking androgynous

>>512439597
its even not my meme, but
???
ive been pocket emptied, metal detected, and bag-checked at most events ive ever gone to.

>>512431476
There's been two more dildo throwing incidents since then
and the no bag policy is new

>>512439514
>Dozens of feces smeared Dildos on the court
Imagine the smell.

>>512418327 (OP)
>No bad policy

That won't stop me from sneaking in dildos. I have... another place to hide them.

>>512418327 (OP)
I thought the Yanks loved tipping?

>>512440357
*bag

>>512418327 (OP)
she's thinking "man, I sure could've used that one for my collection"

>>512435724

>>512426262
Kek. Clever.

>>512430077
I’d pay to see that.

>>512418327 (OP)
Mildly amusing.

>>512426262
>I believe I can flyyyyyyy
>I believe I can touch the skyyyyy

>>512439647
Nah, as a prank, someone should stick a dildo on the board of the basketball hoop, to see how many times the ball bounces right off it and misses.

>>512418327 (OP)
No bag policy is not going to stop it. Now it's better to hide it inside you. Now you're going to get used dirty dildos thrown onto the court. The WNBA is not entertaining enough so they should just start fucking them as soon as it hits the court. Start a OF if you need money you already have great exposure.

Just smuggle a dildo in your pants.
Or bring one of these under your clothes, inflate it during the match and let it bounce around the audience.

>>512423798
Very nice anon

>>512418327 (OP)
>in an effort to stop fans
>fans

>>512418327 (OP)
>pay us what you owe us
should have started of account you greedy biatches!

>>512418327 (OP)
>CHUDS
it was their fans, says it right there

>>512418327 (OP)
Don't care about apehoop. Double don't care about women playing it who aren't anywhere near as good.
But since you made this topic, it's either a shill campaign with paid agitators or a group of retards so lame they troll the WNBA. Which will end up being counter productive because the NBA is ran by a bald kike and the owners are now turbo simps. They will pay women more for the "injustice".

>>512440357
cursed post

>>512444929
Would unrepentantly

>>512447831
Most would.
>6ft

>>512418327 (OP)
sneak em in via the anus.
a no bag rule will not work at all.
Speaking of no "bags,"
what about the women?

>>512419628
that's a man

>>512448684
Don't even have to get gay with it. Just stuff it down your pants and claim you're hung. Sue them for trying to SA you if they ask to check

>>512448836
Whelp, looks like I'm gay

>>512422277
no no no
that is no good

>>512418327 (OP)
I don't think their fans if they are throwing dildos. I think they are fans of irl trolling.

>>512418327 (OP)
so juvenile, but also so hilarious

>>512418791
Imagine how awkward it would be if the bag slipped and that monster dildo flopped out onto the streets while walking to the game, in full view of nearby commuters and pedestrians. I think I'd KMS

>>512418327 (OP)
hey at least they're buying tickets, probably

>>512423798

>>512418327 (OP)
This is sexist chud behavior. However, it's also hilarious. I vote we make this a thing at ALL sportsball games. Imagine critical final moments in a world series or superbowl game, interrupted by the coordinated rain of vibrant neon cocks. I'd kill to see that. And fans would be PISSED. They'd blame the dicks for their team losing in the end. All the news outlets would be forced to report on the great cockening.

>>512451074
This amused me and that is unfortunate.

>>512418327 (OP)
This dildo thing was probably cooked up by the faggot kikes that run the WNBA as a way to generate buzz.

No ‘bag’ lol.

>>512418327 (OP)
Somehow I think the woman in OP's pic had a good chuckle about it. She's not that gassed up from what I saw of her.

>>512418327 (OP)
its just publicity for them. stealth marketing campaign. all social media gets flooded with this retarded shit.

>>512426262
lmao

Hot take.
Such actions are just asshole behaviour.

>>512426262
>jiggle physics
my man went the extra mile 10/10

>>512440374
i once saw a morbidly obese man fall over at the bottom of an escalator, so i went to try and help him. i literally could not lift him up, so more men came. i think we where 5, who STILL couldtn get him up. i became disgusted, watching his fat rolls flap about and encountering the stench that emanated from his rotting flesh. i ended up leaving, i seriously wonder how he got up, maybe emergency services where called and a group of firemen had the tools and knowhow to lift the beast.

>>512453148
I worked night shift with a volunteer fire fighter. Dude's phone was always blowing up because he got notifications from the fire department. And he was always saying shit like:
>Looks like John fell out of bed again
Was this fat dude who would fall out of bed and dial 911 because he could stand up and get back into bed on his own because he was morbidly obese.
Good fucking times.

>>512453577
Couldn't.

>>512418327 (OP)
That's a man.

>>512418327 (OP)
>WHY DO YOU CHUDS KEEP THROWING SEX TOYS ONTO THE WNBA COURTS?!?

Because the Dildo Chopper is still in development.

>>512418327 (OP)
so being a WNBA player means dodging flying dicks occasionally. this is something lebron never had to deal with

>>512453577
kek. i could imagine its dangerous for them to lay in the wrong position. like their internals getting crushed or something.
>>512453820
kek i remember this it was a kasparov press thing

>>512418327 (OP)
Why does the WNBA think throwing dildos on their own court will boost sales and marketing?

>>512426262
>@I'mamassivefaggot
Wish we could go back to having memes without gay niggers adding their names to it.

Hahahah, and with this, Muttmerica will finally be finished.

>>512453820
Bhahahha perfect invention

>>512418555
I'm sorry sir, but unless it's in the original packing it's considered a fomite, and must be disposed of
thank you

What would be the equivalent thing to throw on an NBA men's court?

I know that someone once threw an empty shotgun shell onto the stage of Curt Cobaine's wife. That was bad taste and she ended the show.

Some Arab threw a shoe at George Bush.

But men's basketball?

>>512444929
would

>>512418327 (OP)
0/10 no tail.

They should be happy they have fans
This shit is just sports and should be embraced

>>512418327 (OP)

>>512418327 (OP)
>CHUDS
Yall still say this?

>>512418327 (OP)

>>512454645
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
https://derpibooru.org/2174468

>>512418327 (OP)

>>512418327 (OP)
a baloon fits in your pocket

>>512455205
Underrated kek

Try to get women to watch basketball. Ban bags. Based.

>>512418791
>slorp shit covers dildo from ass

They can’t stop it happening.

>>512419628
>>512421591
>>512426953

This is mental illness.
They need more fans to get more pay.

NOBODY OW THEM FANS.

>>512454243
Fans throw octopuses on hockey games.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Octopus

>>512445114
Thanks anon. Made my day.

actually think it's an inside job, wnba has never gotten this much media coverage

>>512418555
Hilarious thing is it's actual lesbians doing it. Anyone that has ever been downtown Indy after a Fever game knows almost the entire crowd are lesbians.

>>512418555
Checked and fucking kekd

>>512435016
He looks zesty

>>512455205
lmao

Based and women aren’t people pilled

>>512456805
Jesus non-english Christ.

>>512457429
Would her pussy is probably tighter than a motherfucker

>>512422277
I wanna have sex with them

>>512418327 (OP)
Would be funny if somebody threw it and it got stuck in the hoop

>>512458655
Women's Basketball is evolving: people buy tickets to attempt the dildo throw or to see which of the other people in the crowd does it

>>512453820
Finally, a weapon to surpass the metal gear!

>>512422419
>Carver, 23, faces counts of disorderly conduct, public indecency/indecent exposure and criminal trespass
There’s no basis for any of these charges except maybe disorderly conduct and that’s only because that charge itself is so open to interpretation it should be illegal

>>512460415
They just charged him with something to hold him. They’ll drop them soon. No DA would prosecute that.

>>512420662
Why do female athletes have such thin hair?

>>512418753
That's part of the begging strategy. They hire/encourage people to do something vulgar to the helpless women, which builds up pity. Then anyone who doesn't give them more money is seen as siding with the dildo throwers.

>>512418555

>>512420662
Good point?

>>512439514
>no bag policy
How will the players get into the stadium?

>>512461467
Cool. I'll side with the dildo throwers.

>>512457429
That English was fine

>>512426214
Damn, Pippen looked zesty.

>>512461138
They might for offending a WAHMYN

>>512418327 (OP)
the dildo thing isnt chuds, its trannies mad that the WNBA doesnt let trannies beat up the real females

>>512418327 (OP)
stupid women, this can easily be turn to a win comeback

>dildos on the court
>pic it up
>sign it with love
>throw it back

>>512462594
Nah.
I know what it means.
But it reads like retard babble.
Oh well.

So do or don’t chudtards care about the sanctity of women’s sports

>>512418988
I'll let you in on a secret. The point of pro-level women's sports is to inspire normal women to do amateur-level sports so they don't become landwhales.

>>512435106
policy change in preparation for war, to protect soft targets

>>512462775
as long she is hot

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754581850292115.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754581850292115.mp4

>>512423707
He would have said “cock”. He loved the word cock. That cock loving bastard. RIP

>>512421253
kek.... Fuck I miss Norm, funny guy, real character he was.

>>512462775

>>512418327 (OP)
Mutts are truly disgusting human beings.

Women believe anything they hear.
They are instinctually programmed to assign truth to anything anyone says in their trusted social sphere with no thought or judgement at all.

Because they had to watch over others constantly since the beginning of humanity, they became selfless. Because they were so close to all the needs and wants of their people, they developed the instinct to trust them absolutely and a true understanding of their people was taken for granted.
Their bodies and minds became dedicated to nourishing and maintaining their communities.
They harvested and cooked food, they watched, taught, and played with the children, and they maintained the emotional biases of the community by constantly sharing information with each other, judging the actions of each member according to the culture.
They would listen to the men speaking of what they've done in the wide world and translate the substance to emotional terms that can be understood by other women, and so used to guide the behavior of the children, the women, and even sometimes the men.
When they were relieved of many responsibilities to their people by the 'modernization' of society the trait of selflessness became hollow and so turned to nothing but self-unawareness, but leaving the instinct to implicitly trust their social sphere intact to be turned to purposes other than what made it to begin with.

With the addition of "the media" to modern society women are turned completely against their own nature.
Their nurturing instincts are hijacked to enforce the interests of the jewish elite as handed down from the media rather than those of the people they see and interact with every day, even their own children.
Instead of being warm with compassion they are cold with judgement calculated from the information they are brainwashed with; willing to go to any length to make their friends and families conform to the dictates of the jew.

>>512465687
So it is that women are the primary tool of the jew to control us all, because men will do anything for their women. Having no true leaders and few opportunities to be economically independent, they submit to the beliefs of women to fit into the gender-neutral worker masses.
So it is that love is turned against us and the very foundation of our existence is betrayed.

>>512444929
Would, repentantly.

>>512465714
nigger on point