>be me, 27yo wagecuck engineer
>gf of 3 years dumps me for 40yo Porsche-owning crypto dad
>depression.exe fueled by Monster and gas-station burritos
>discover OnlyFans angel “Pan Piano” at 03:00
>convince myself it’s “supporting small business” like heroic economist
>each payday triggers six-month tribute streak
>tip 199 VIP, 499 voice memo, 9 999 Diamond Foot NFT bundle
>total reaches 14 000 dollars, basically bought her a used Civic
>cat stares at empty bowl drafting GoFundMe
>DM her “hey queen accidentally tipped entire net worth, refund?”
>inbox quieter than a Blockbuster parking lot
>OnlyFans support sends canned shrug: “no refunds lol”
>initiate chargeback blitz, call Visa, blame Japan
>hold music mocks me for 37 minutes
>meanwhile googling “what is theta” because plan B is options trading
>drafting small-claims threat letter in Comic Sans
>considering selling plasma and little bro’s RTX 4080 for cat kibble
>mfw spent 14k on a butter face rice nigger in 20 dollar Amazon cosplay
>what do?

not reading your larp.

put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

>>512419539 (OP)
Start an OF and shove stuff up your ass, faggot.

>>512419539 (OP)
Your gay don't care not reading your blog... Now for the real question!? Would you rather?... And it's the same girl

1. Her full-time job is only fans but she has a body count of zero

2. She is a lawyer with a body count of 5.

Post your transaction

>>512419539 (OP)
Cuck, I am glad you get less resources in life

>>512419671
yeah but he should use the trigger with the OF whore first

>>512419539 (OP)
I wonder if these whores think they look like some kind of superheroine in a sexy skintight suit when they get all those hideous discolored tattoos? I can barely get hard when looking at these ugly freaks with lopsided asses these days. Bring back the skinny chicks with big tits, nice legs, and no tattoos or face piercings.

>OF is bad because... Because men have no self control!!!

I paid for culinary school by doing OF while wearing my gfs lingerie while i was 16

>>512419539 (OP)
>paid for OF
Deserved.

>>512419539 (OP)
Are you the retard that's been making threads about this roastie for years?

>>512419539 (OP)
>>initiate chargeback blitz, call Visa, blame Japan
kekekek
plz tell me if this works

>>512419539 (OP)
if this is real you genuinely need to kill yourself. you’re worthless and weak. I’d love to kick the shit out of you

>>512419539 (OP)
From my hips down am hairy as a sasquatch, have hairy toes and hairy asshole etc etc, what would be my niche market and how can I make money posting pictures of me