Military service as student loan repayment

Comments?

Enlistment is for Traitors. It's a Jewish occupied Tyranny so all you're doing is empowering evil.

>>512422779
>my student debt wont repay itself
Wut do?

>>512422549 (OP)
your ass is going to the sandbox, zoomie

>invaded by criminals and predators
I thought Trump was born here?

>>512422549 (OP)
HAHAHA
>go to jewish indoctrination day care
>learn to worship niggers and dykes
>amass extreme university debt
>now go die in sand nigger hell for shitsrael

this has got to be a fucking joke

Is this all fucking bots here, or just illiterate niggers who can't even read the image?

>>512422824
it's a (You) skill issue
scamming the jew on your terms is fair game.
t. used a scholarship and no student debt

>>512423515
You're not American, thoughbeit

>>512423890
either are you kike

>>512422549 (OP)
ICE isn’t military service. Not even close lmao. Civilian federal law enforcement pays way better and is much less stressful. You can also quit whenever.

>>512422549 (OP)
>may be entitled to up to these benefits
The classic armed forces bait and switch

>>512423071
It's ICE.
>Go to adult daycare
>Learn to respect multiculturalism
>Take on debt
>Then get a job removing immigrants

>>512425563
>hey I go to adult daycare
>gets a govt job like a useless femoid or tranny.
i bet you can't even pass the criminal history check

>>512422824
>Student debt doesn't repay itself
>Duuuuuuuuuuuurrrr what me do???????
College students ladies and gentlemen.

>>512422549 (OP)
mutts be like

>>512422549 (OP)
Only if you want to raise an army that will frag glowniggers and their kike handlers. Now that I sit on that, really not a bad idea of we could do it right.

>>512426362
>don't worry, the job you'll get will pay it off right away
>lol whoops jk

>>512422549 (OP)
Nice try glownigger you still have debt slavery no matter what.

>>512422549 (OP)
Ah, so that's the reason they tried to kill all the student loan repayment programs. God damn shabbos are so easy to predict. Absolute subhuman fucking dogs.

>>512425563
>Then get a job removing immigrants
Haha funny. Now what do ICE employees actually do? They seem to be trying to hire a lot of them. What the fuck are they actually doing? They sure as HELL aren't deporting any spics.

Tap the Sign. That's my comment.

>>512422549 (OP)
>only 60k
Yeah fucking right

>>512422549 (OP)
looks like they need to hire graphic designers too, look at that outline around uncle sam

also
>*UP TO these benefits
kek

>>512422549 (OP)
I know…..i know!! Ugh!!
Its just you know….
Dont make tap the sign…..ugh!!
Tap!Tap!Tap!

>>512422549 (OP)
>60k student loan repayment
>average in-state tuition at a 4 year uni is 110k
Fucking kill this country already.

>>512422824
take out a regular loan and repay the student debt. Then don't pay the other loan

>>512426812
>visit india

>>512427676
my loan was $35k I don't know where you retards are going

>>512427987
Have you looked at prices in the past 3 years?

>>512422549 (OP)
>may be
>up to
so you get nothing unless you spend your entire career acting as a parasite

>>512428196
go to a community college

>>512422549 (OP)
I'd never be able to pass the physical.
>t. gotta go get a disability assessment and hate the idea

>>512428588
Cool. So prices are now 85k. Nice cope btw

>>512428840
no it's not

Crazy how business loans can all be forgiven but... When you think you need education, well, let's just see about that

There's a reason why they don't give out $10k business loans, but let people get $100k student debt

>>512427761
Dude that's actually non trivial funny

Imagine not serving in the military
I get paid by (You) to fly planes

>>512422549 (OP)
lmao, i called it. suit up boys

>>512429961
2 more weeks

>>512422549 (OP)
They are going to trap ice members into full military service and send you to Ukraine or gaza

>>512422549 (OP)
ICE isn't the military.
>>512422779
You're a retard that doesn't understand what I just said.

>>512427761
Can't do that. No matter how much you refinance, if it goes back to a student loan, they will back efforts to make you pay. Do you really think you can outsmart them that easily?

>>512429629
Based. Army offered me a warrant officer helo pilot thing back in '04 after I got a 97 on ASVAB and my family bullied me out of doing it, I'll forever regret it.

>>512422549 (OP)
ICE is law enforcement. Hope they deport you, dumbass.

>>512431168
>I'll forever regret not being a ZOGbot during two of the longest wars in US history
I regret that you weren't one, either, since someone dumb as you really should have died over there.

>>512431168
at my last office job the white janitor & cleaner (somewhat rare) was an ex army chopper pilot of 16years. he told me it was the only work he could find after they honorably discharged him. true story. he was a nice guy too.

>>512426310
>>512425563
>adult daycare

A new buzzword for the saars?

>>512422549 (OP)
>50k$
>My entire college tuition paid
>25% premiums
>Get to join the Secret Police
What is the downside to this other than being a zogbot?

>>512422549 (OP)
College should be free and simply have stupidly difficult entrance exams that guarantees only actually intelligent people get in. The country should want people that will actually benefit it to go to college after all.

>>512422824
If you studied stem, get a job in another country and never land in a US airport again.

>>512426310
It's ICE. They're hiring retard enforcers. No background check necessary.

>>512422779
What if I'm extremely incompetent and retarded and do more damage to the army than they get back from the earnest effort of 10 other men?

Like so criminally retarded that I break expensive shit like optics and aircraft engines and I always forget where I left my calibrated tools.

>>512422549 (OP)
>get paid to kick out shitskins
Damn, what an opportunity. I can see why spics and jeets are on /pol/ seething about this.

>>512435115
Except they're literally not doing it. Every single county in this nation is still just as spic as ever.

Deadbeat college grads arent worth the money they owe though. If they were, they'd have jobs that allowed them to pay it down. But they dont, because learning to wear a mask when there is no science behind it, or how to convince a child to become a sexual deviant arent in demand skills.

>>512435827
Every time one of you boomerbots open your fat mouth it makes me make the oof face.

>>512424598
>you can also quit whenever.

You're going to sign a contract. A contract drawn up by Homeland security lawyers. And honored with the same good faith as shown to the rest of the federal government employees by the Trump administration.

Good. Fucking. Luck.

>>512422549 (OP)

I'm too old.

>>512436985
Please, don't act like the government has ever kept its word. The military is a legendary fucking joke for fucking people over. The fact that people kept signing up for decades is honestly surprising. I literally don't even know how they managed it. But trump didn't create any of this cancer.

>>512435827
certified tard

>>512431461
Would have been better than how my life has turned out, barely scraping by bouncing from jobs I hate to jobs I get fucked out of by shit I have no control over. ('08 recession, covid, industry shifts, etc.)

>>512433405
That's depressing, I thought there was a pretty easy pipeline to civilian flying. I looked into getting a commercial helo license myself and got steered away by people who say the .mil guys get all the jobs, like fixed wing used to be a decade ago.

>>512422824
>Wut do?
Don't pay.

I wanted to be a border patrol agent a long time ago but back then they were only hiring bilingual people. Im not sure if thats still a requirement or not.

>>512434536
Colleges should teach people things, not just written tests on worthless shit. We need more technical community colleges and trade schools for real world jobs.

>>512422549 (OP)
>You may be entitled to *up to these benefits:

>I put on my They Live shades
>The text actually reads "israel needs you".

Deport the legal jeets first please.

>>512429629
Nice satanic stars on that patch.

Yeah...you go on and keep "serving" the pedophile terrorists. I'll just chill from the sideline and laugh as they fuck you over in the end, see cuz that's what them demons do....THEY FUCK YOU OVER! They can't help it.