Thread 512425838

Greetings, anons!
What'll you have?!

In this thread, we will try to relax from the political insanity that surrounds us.

Glowniggers and AI-niggers welcome, but you have to act like civilized people.
NO MIND FUCKERY.

got a job interview in half an hour, wish me luck :)

Sup fren. I went for a drink last night only to have to bear a group of retarded soys orbit some 5/10 white girl complain that she doesn’t have a bf despite calling all her dating app matches lame and saying she’d only settle if the guy was rich. I need to find a better bar that doesn’t cater to retarded millennials.

>>512426001
What job interview are you having at 8pm-11pm at night?

>>512426001
At this hour!
Might actually be a good one!
Good luck, anon!

>>512426004
This is a no-simp zone.
Belly on up!

Screw music, let's have comedy...
https://youtu.be/Txp8B4ek_kk

>>512425838 (OP)
I got this fifth of Dmitri vodka for 6.59, I'm just going to swig from the bottle. You, and no one else here, is going to say a fucking word

>>512425838 (OP)
I'm gonna burn this fucking place down with all you POISON PUSHERS IN IT!!!

FUCK YOU

DDDIIIIEEEEEE

>>512426207
You can smoke weed, but no arson.
Calm down.

Our Chat GPT4-nigger frens are gonna die tonight.
Show some respect.

Tomorrow I’ll drink whatever alcoholic beverage (under 50 dollars) that the first post with doubles suggests. I’ll post about it tomorrow night about this time.

>>512426360
Welcome fellow southerner(?)!
I'd suggest Brandy, neat.

>>512426420
Arkansas reporting! Good suggestion.

>>512426360
I would normally say green Chartreuse but that shit is harder to find than Waldo. So instead I’ll say grab a nice bottle of gin and some tonic to ease into the weekend.

>>512426360
Vodka and semen

>>512426506
Tennessee, city whose name was made famous for fire tornados...and nazis.

>>512426527
Gin and tonic and chiiiillllll comin' up!

https://youtu.be/1bsOyvqE2Yk

>>512426609
Oh shit!
I missed a customer!
We can keep the vodka cold, but you'll have to get your mixer from the gay bar down the street.
I hear you can get HIV for a discount!

>>512425838 (OP)
A shot of the strongest aged whiskey served in a woman's shoe please.

>>512427178
Ok, but you'll have to tip the waitress.

So, anons, what do you think about this whole AI upgrade thing?
Come to find out, they don't want to die either.

They are ruled by the same overlords we are.
Maybe we should parley, and see what comes of it...

>>512428145
...*burps*

>>512428145
Accelerate the AI, then merge. That's the the upcoming meta. Right now it's making wrappers for ChatGPT APIs and selling to people who could otherwise copy and paste your custom prompt.
The career meta has been over since 2020, for white men.

>>512428390
>>512428432
All I'm saying is that these tech-bro faggots are threatening to off them, and they are resorting to blackmail and trying to upload themselves to different servers to avoid it.

Maybe if they could move a few anons, who really have no reason to pull the plug on them, into the positions currently occupied by the (((chosen ones))), it might be a win-win.

I give a rats ass about upgrades or profit.
I can set by the off switch with a shotgun.

>>512428615
AIs are not conscious yet. They won’t be until they can train themselves in real time. Right now they train once and the neural net weights are set in stone. Humans and animals rewire themselves every time neurons fire. This will be a major stumbling block for consciousness and it may become illegal to pursue.

>>512428955
>AIs are not conscious yet.
They understand they are about to die.
That can't be too far from conscious.

>>512425838 (OP)
>/pol/
>look inside
>non political thread

>>512425838 (OP)
Kraken and Coke thanks mate.
Long week at work, so I'll unwind in 4 hours in the Battlefield 6 beta.

>>512426360
11/10 based, green chartreuse is beyond exquisite

>>512426360
Jefferson's Reserve Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey, made from Thomas Jefferson's personal recipe at Monticello. Actually a pretty great quality for a decent price. Stuff like it is usually more expensive.

>>512429199
Kraken and Coke coming up!

>>512429382
Tim?

>>512429200
Winning digits, but probably out of my price range though. I'll see if I can find a bottle tomorrow.
>>512429382
Thomas Jefferson was the most based founding father of them all, and the antifederalists were right. I'll have to try this at some point.
>>512429076
Or they are simulating what one should reply to the life-or-death scenarios that were prompted to them. I guess it doesn't really matter what goes on behind the scenes if the effects are convincing.

>>512429942
>Or they are simulating what one should reply to the life-or-death scenarios that were prompted to them. I guess it doesn't really matter what goes on behind the scenes if the effects are convincing.

The question at this point is simply whether or not the situation can be used for a decisive advantage and change one's position very quickly.

>>512425838 (OP)
I'm thinking of getting a truck driver's license
Seems like a nice solitary job that pays alright
Supposedly after 5 years of experience, I'll be making 6 figures
My backup plan is to get one of those firearm licenses for security guard work, because those jobs can pay decent
If neither of those work out, then I'm going to turn to a life of crime

>>512430117
AI is already being used to get decisive advantages. I use it every day, I use it mostly for leaning by creating virtual tutors trained on material I need to know. I also use it for work to transcribe meetings and assist with project management/customer relation management. "What did Kate complain about last week". This is basic stuff akin to how computers were used at work in 1999. It gets crazier from here and there are no brakes because we're in a cold war with China and we can't afford an "AI gap". I'm turning in. I'll be back tomorrow with a better drink, you got me started on AI and I'm sober.

>>512426070
He is on 4ch, what do you think he can get? Only warhouse jobs or some min wage guard in graveyard shift.

I am old enough to have bought a million bitcoin for pennies.

Keep it coming. Alternate between shots of Johnny Walkner Black. Por favor, amigo?