>get a girlfriend
>immediately have infinite access to her cushiony pillow butt

Yes please

>>512435339 (OP)
It's pretty great and feels amazing but is it really worth putting up with her bullshit to get there?

>>512435339 (OP)
Until you randomly give her the ick and then you don’t have access to her cushy cushy wet wet.

>>512435339 (OP)
>amerimutt can only think with his dick
Personality is much more important than looks, nigger

I only coom like once every 10 days
Not worth subscribing to one just to maybe use it a few times a month
It doesn't make sense financially

>>512435339 (OP)
pretty much

>>512435410
Counter point slapping her butt when mad makes you not mad anymore

farts and shit comes out of there

I sleep on the right side of our bed, wife sleeps on the left. I sleep on my back, she, her side. Every night i caress her bottom leg up to her cunt and just leave it there and fall asleep. Life is good.

>>512435339 (OP)
That's me on any first date after first base

>>512435339 (OP)
For the love of everything be careful! I recently got a girlfriend after a long long dry spell. I broke her butt. I was too eager. It was a bloody mess :(... Now I gotta find another girlfriend.

>>512435410
>>512435554
>muh hecking rotting smelling sweaty human meat
Caring about women is GAY

>>512435339 (OP)
Fast Forward 20 Years. Have to take a pill to get hard to fuck the same pussy over and over and over...

Women age like shit. One day its a nice firm curvy ass. The next day its a fat floppy cellulite ass with stretch marks

>>512435444
Mine get offended when I don't slap her ass.

>>512435339 (OP)
>Get a girlfriend

Maybe in the XVth century, today girlfriends get you

>>512435339 (OP)
I appreciate the political angle of this view point.

>buy a gas station to get some gas

>>512435634
404 ass not found chink seething
FIGURES
now show tits or get the fuck out

>>512435554
>farts
Hot

>shit
Ew, don't the girls you've ever been with wipe?

>>512435339 (OP)
Also coitus

>>512435339 (OP)
Your gf will not look like that. I’m referring specifically to you Op, everyone else is probably going to be ok
Also, your gf will cheat on you. Again, yours specifically Op. The other anons will be great though, and I’m happy for them

>>512435339 (OP)
>get a girlfriend
>get
Are you implying you own her, shitlord?
>have access to her butt
This is rape

>>512435410
nope

>>512435715
It's our oldest obligation.

>>512435339 (OP)
Butt isnt boobs.

>>512435339 (OP)
The best it to tickle her tender ultrasensitive rubbery silken butthole with infinite delicacy so she wiggles her bum and emits a little laugh. Also if she's really got a cute face like 7.5 or higher if she's clinging to your arm with both arms so that you sort of carry her along with you as you stride down the street together. Her feet sort of just float over the sidewalk. Very nice esp if she's wearing really high heeled shoes. Both are a great intimate prelude to some hot fucking. What a shame we did away with organized dancing where you hold the lady in your arms. This too ignites lust very nicely.

>>512436156
>>512436189

You are a rapist

>>512435339 (OP)
I'm getting married soon, I have my own female best friend who is always down for anything fun and we have sex often. All the anti relationship threads are incels who cant even talk to women.

>>512435481
This,.
I don't get how normalfags put up with a nagging, annoying roastie just so they can fuck a fish hole for 5 minutes a week.

>>512435339 (OP)
>immediately have infinite access to her cushiony pillow butt
Sure, this is what incels believe

>>512435339 (OP)
for me, it's asian butts. white girls give me the ick.

B u t t t o u c h

>>512436156
is that a dude with tits or a woman with an unfortunate face ?

>>512436156
Love mommy gf’s designer boobas

>>512435463
>Personality is much more important than looks, nigger
I want a car...it just has to start and run every day. Maybe I'll buy a used Aztec mm?

How about if the car is both reliable and looks great?

I want both. Also in women too. And you know what? Pretty girls are a lot more likely to go out with me than ugly girls because ugly losers are horrible people. Pretty girls wake up in teh morning and look in the mirror and rejoice and their joy is infectious. I love them so much. If only I had been one of those trust fund playboys my score would be exponentially greater.

>>512435410
Yes, because once you realise she is also putting up with your bullshit the tradeoff seems fair

>>512435339 (OP)
>look dad, i am an actress

>>512435339 (OP)
based thread
>>512436244
wholesome

>>512435339 (OP)
Only true for chads thoughever

>>512435339 (OP)
Yeah, that's how it works, even after 15 + years i still grope the mrs a lot.

>>512436260
You are talking about crazy single moms anon? The access to fish holes is a reference to your access to their unguarded young children correct?

>>512435339 (OP)
it's dangerous.
Multiple times I was in relationships with women I knew were not marriage material but they had amazing butts.
The oxytocin spike you get from 24/7 access to their butts brainwashes you.
Do not fall for it.

>>512435680
LOL every thread its the same incel cope.

>omg imagine being married to a hot piece of ass for 30 years
>what a loser
>Id much rather mash my cock to loli and sit on my dildo every night

I seriously wonder how you faggots manage to keep on living day after day. I didn't get laid for like 2 months one time and I thought about killing myself every day. How do you guys do this for decades and not walk in front of traffic?

Dont you just feel pathetic when you come here begging people to get gf/job/children/etc you filthy glownigger?

>>512436494
Im still not bored banging the wife.
We still do it 4-6 times a week.

>>512436556
Says the memeflaggot.

>>512435634
See where the bangs start, that's the size of her forehead

>>512436461
>You are talking about crazy single moms anon?
Is there such thing as a non crazy single mom?
>>512436494
>I didn't get laid for like 2 months one time and I thought about killing myself every day. How do you guys do this for decades and not walk in front of traffic?
Not everyone is a caveman who goes through life letting their cock to the thinking for them, Anon.

>>512435410
No. This is why I've turned to exclusively having sex with other straight men. Interacting with women is probably the gayest thing you could do.

>>512436584
You dont have to confirm my words with your butthurt you pathetic filth glownigger.

>>512436494
>I didn't get laid for like 2 months one time and I thought about killing myself every day. How do you guys do this for decades and not walk in front of traffic?
We have higher ideals and aren't animalistic, brute beasts that run on pure instinct like you sexhavers. We strive for honor, glory, and immortality. Basically linkrel, you animals would never understand, though.

https://youtu.be/DwlpnxUZsdA

I banged 6-7.5/10 for a long time. Finally started bagging 8's and even a 9.75/10.

Once I hit diamond status, I came buckets on the reg. Fed her axe wound all the pipe I could muster. I was just mucking about in life at that time. Much younger and cooler than I am now. Don't let them fool ya, lads. All that matters is that you secure a 9/10 for personal glory marks. One day you'll be 40 and your dating pool will be full of ugly ass old fatties. It's true. You need to conquer and slay before you find yourself in the badlands of pussy. The crystal tower calls you. Get your babe. If you can't do that then it's over really. Like I said, you'll be fucking fatties. Old fatties. Good luck getting a stiff arm off them lot.

>>512436494
it's called not being a weak willed pussy who puts women on a pedestal and validates themselves through women, you cumbrained closeted faggot retard

>>512436621
>reee glownigger
Fucking lol, is that your best?
Memeflaggots are so fucking pathetic.

Political?
>Political?
Political?
>Political?
Political?
>Political?

>>512436665
This sounds like the ramblings of a 15 year old kid.

>>512436156
ffs man how could you look at this thing and get turned on lol. disgusting.

>>512436697
He's right though. If you're married, you're no better then a glowie. Simple as.

>>512435339 (OP)
She broke up with her ugly fiance after making this and started dating her costar. They were fucking during the filming, 100%.

>>512436494
And you are here practically begging anons to get laid because...?
>Oh look you can touch female butt
Yea no kidding? Why are you begging me like pathetic filth?

>>512435339 (OP)
my gf aint perfect but she lets me squeeze her butt whenever i want

>>512435410
Ultimately yes. It might take a while to learn how to keep her in line but once you know you know. The way you behave often dictates how she behaves, if you can make her cum and feel loved she will be much easier to deal with.

>>512436790
What?
In what way?
I cant wait to hear your cope, or your insane theories.

>>512436697
>reeeeee memeflaggot!
Fucking lol, is that your best?
Glownnigers are so fucking pathetic.

>>512435410
>putting up with her bullshit
Just because youve read scare stories online about crazy women dont mean most of them are like that.

>>512436796
Dudes face on the right looks like its too small for his head.

>>512435339 (OP)
Guy butts feel better but women have the best thighs for naps.

Peak Performance is having a cute wife and a hot gay friend.

>>512436832
based plapper

>>512435339 (OP)
You have to beat her that's how they learn best

>>512436666
checked

>>512436841
>I cant wait to hear your cope, or your insane theories.
Why would I tell you now? You've already preemptively disregarded any argument I could present to you, so writing it out would just be a waste of time.

I’m 36 and I’ve never felt ass nor a vagina, technically not even tits as I’ve touched them when they were covered by the bra and a shirt, so the only intimate contact with a woman I had in my life was kissing her multiple times and holding hands. That’s it.

>don't have gf
>can't kiss her pale tummy and beauty marks all night long
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>512436950
Marrying is jewish?
You zoomer trash dont even make sense anymore.

>>512435339 (OP)
It was a great feeling
oh well, good times never last

>>512436561
based

>>512436604
>>512436630
>>512436666
>>512436824

>im a level 40 wizard I have achieved chim by fapping to 2D and never touching a woman or forming any human connection with anyone ever
>that makes me better than you
>b...bb.b.b..bbbbecasue it just does ok? shut up or ill frogpost and call you a nigger

fucking pathetic

>>512435616
Sexually assaulted them you mean?

>>512435852
Theoretically could you keep the original strain of coronavirus in a vial under a heat lamp and unleash it again?

>>512435410
almost never, most women are trash and take their toll so that your soul is forever changed, even if you could empty your balls a bit more effectively for a time

>>512436863
>Just because youve read scare stories online about crazy women dont mean most of them are like that.
80% of women are on some antidepressant, mood alterant, SSRI, or combination

>>512437006
Zoomers aren't in their mid thirties.
>>512437059
Who are you quoting? It's time for you meds.

>>512436615
>having sex with other straight men
I got news for you. That means you're gay.

>>512437111
>% of women are on some antidepressant, mood alterant, SSRI, or combination
That is simply not true.

I guess you have to make them out be demons or something so you can tell yourself the reason you dont have one is because of them, not you.

>>512437163
Okay millennial dipshit.
Whens the last time you got laid, and what was the name of the girl that made you so bitter.

give me one good reason why a White man shouldn't desire this?

>>512437202
Calm down boomer

>>512437006
kek if zoomer are trash and you are begging them for your life what does that make you?
>>512437059
Yep still wont find a job, still wont make more goyslaves, still wont have a female hole trying to monitor me, and still wont solve your problems for you. Cry about it you pathetic filth.

>>512435339 (OP)
Why are you filming this, sukhdeep?

>>512437245
Im not in my 60s to 70s dipshit.

>>512437202
Why do you keep projecting? Besides, we we talking about marriage, not sex, unc.

>>512437262
How am i begging zoomies for my life?
Nice esl btw.

>>512437300
Sure, ive been happily married for almost 14 years.
How about you?

>>512437272
The pension scheme will crash moments before you reach the threshold for it :)

>>512435463
>Flag
Checks out, dominicans are ugly niggers
>inb4 hatians are bigger niggers
congrats you win second place in the caribbean nigger olympics

>>512437355
Wow, that's all my fault too, isnt it?

>>512437196
unfortunately synthetic hormones are a mood alterant and also change women's sexual preferences
they uncoincidentally constantly piss out this estrogen into the water supply and it can't be removed by traditional water treatment
combine that with the 40% of women between 18-35 who are on antidepressants, you've covered almost every woman who is capable of bearing children

>>512437334
I thought we already established that I'm not a glownigger so I have no reason to be married

>>512437226
>no tattoos or piercings
>natural human hair colour
>under 160lbs
>mental illness not on display

I don't wanna say she's perfect, but these days you can't expect much more than that.

>>512437310
This is one example >>512437355
Another would be trying to get zoomies to save you from browns by proxy cause "muh women and children". That doesnt work so much and so you come here practically begging with "uhhh look you can grab ass uhhh".

Fucking pathetic boomerX kek.

>>512437408
You enjoy your loneliness.
Keep on coping, all alone.

>>512437383
Yes it is. Go be a pathetic beggar somewhere else.

>>512437452
You cant drive a manual transmission and you'll never own a home.
Your generation is a complete joke.

>>512437502
>glownigger
You dont even know what that means do you?

>>512437482
>You enjoy your loneliness.
I will. Stop begging otherwise. Gtfo.

>>512437226
she won't let you do like op

>>512437570
Lol, ill be fine from my home, with my savings.
How about you? What will you do?

>>512437482
The fact that you take being alone as a inherit bad thing says more about you and your mental weakness then it does anything else, so I will accept your concession Mr. Langley.

>>512437642
Tell me about your long term successful relationships.
You have had some, eight?

>>512435339 (OP)
Lasts for like, 2 years. You have to find a better reason to live with a woman.

>>512437537
>BoomerX trying to water down masculinity/achievement down to driving manual and home ownership
kek I expected nothing more from such disgenic lowlives, thank fuck your wives mass cucked you with chad and so zoomers are better than you in every way
>>512437559
It means you.

>>512437537
>being a slave to the Jew is... le MASCULINE
HAHAHAHA

>>512436755
It has really big tits.

>>512436615
I just have men suck me off because a bj isn't full gay. It's enough to satisfy me. For now

>>512437619
ill be wherever i want doing absolutely nothing that benefits you. No pussy to monitor me into doing otherwise kek.