>has sex whenever you want
>never says no, willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy
>conservative
>understands that around blacks you don't relax, the nose knows, and asians don't have souls
>looks are banging, all your friends will be jealous
>won't ever treat you like shit or embarrass you

literally no reason to stay inside being a /pol/cel when you could get a trans tradwife.

>>512471405 (OP)
Faggot

>>512471405 (OP)
I accidentally matched with a trans girl on tinder so I panicked and said I was a trans man to try to let her down easy since she wanted a cock but she was more into me and I didn't know how to let her down easy so I begrudgingly went on a date with her then when she tried to kiss me I said I could feel a cold sore coming on and she said it's okay she doesn't mind and I said I feel sick I need to go but then she offered to give me a massage to make me feel better. Then she rubbed me down and tried to have sex with me but I texted my friend to call me and pretend he needs urgent help so I left her. Then I said something horrible happened with a friend of ours and I need mental health space so I can't see her and she said she understood.

I dodged a fucking bullet.

>>512471405 (OP)
I wouldn’t mind, honestly. If she can pass as a woman, has a sexy body, can cook, pretty in the face, cool, have lots in common… why not? Plus, I can cum inside of her as much as I'd like. When we want to have children, we'll just do surrogacy. Pick a woman who looks the most like her and impregnate with my sperm. Plus, trans women are literally more feminine than real women because they badly wanna be women.

>>512471405 (OP)
There aren't any. They don't exist. There are only faggots in drag, like the pederast-bait pic you posted.

>>512472278
And they badly want to please men and be a feminine dutiful wife. Usually. Of course in return they need to be loved and feel safe. Estrogen does that to a feller. Makes men seem huge and dangerous and makes them feel very small thus they desire to be protected.

>>512471405 (OP)
thats not a girl. its a faggot and i aint gay

>>512471405 (OP)
i will not live a non reproductive lifestyle NIGGA

>>512472278
>>512472631
Brown people looooooooove that dude butthole, I guess
Stay gay, faggots. That's why you're "refugees" right?

imagine dating man and spending money on him ...

>>512471475
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>>512472278
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>>512472631
trans spam is low effort board clogging spam posted by repulsive israeli perverts