Thread 512480850

Why do retarded westerners think Türkiye id some kind of Thailand?

>>512480850 (OP)

Kek who goes willingly to a islamist shithole lmao

>>512480850 (OP)
LoL, lmao even, fucking Turk women is the easiest thing ever if you are not brown.
Also he uses Reddit so we know already know how he actually looks in reality

Imagine spending money to try to fuck a Shia roach. Next he'll go to Africa and catch AIDS.

>>512480931
Literal faggots. I know one rich, gay, young but rapidly aging, fag that moved to Turkey for the cheap living, great food and easy men. Also glownigger spooks but I'm repeating myself.

>>512480850 (OP)
The only way I'd go to Turkey would be with a Legion to restore the Roman Empire.

Why do retarded Turks think their shithole country is on par with the economic powerhouse of Southeast Asia?

>>512481107
>Shia
I thought Turkey was mostly Sunnis and atheists.

>>512480850 (OP)
Why did Turkey change its name?

>>512480931
Turkey is ok tourist destination as it has lots of Greek/Roman ruins and nice mediterranean beaches. Locals are absolute subhuman tier tho even compared to Greeks who have same DNA. The cultural difference is massive.

>>512480850 (OP)
>WOW something from reddit! WOW this is an amazing post. Best one of the day easy. Reddits the best. Everyone is so smart and nice. I wish /pol/ was more like reddit.
kys turkroach.

>>512480931
Maybe he was getting a hair transplant

>>512480850 (OP)
so basically turkey is a western country

Maybe he should try Albania or Pakistan.

>>512480850 (OP)
I knew a person from glorious TOÖR•KEY•AAH
She was fucking hot, and looked like she was German. Buuut, she was a massive SLUT, and eventually got pregnant with a kid she did not know the father of. A literal 10/10, I tell you
Hope her son has no hardships in life

>>512480850 (OP)
Turkish women hate American white men. Turkish prefer Latino guys over white guys.

And why should we care about some incel reddit shit when we know about Karaboga "University", Omar?

>>512481174
Isn't turkey the remnants of the ottoman empire? I dropped out of hs but i've heard about it.

>>512480850 (OP)
This faggot is missing the charisma and armhair turkish bitches love.

>>512481665
Not true, I had great time there but it is no different than USA. You are not impressive by holding US passport. The wealth in Istanbul is astonishing.

>>512480850 (OP)
Konichiwa dude! I think all arab chicks are hot. Got any sisters you can hook me up with?

>>512480850 (OP)
What’s funny is back when Istanbul had the old airport I was taking the tram to the tourist part to watch the sunrise and look at the hagia Sofia and the blue mosque and a really beautiful girl in a head scarf getting off from work at the airport started talking to me and we chatted and went on a little date to get coffee near the palace overlooking the Bosporus then we climbed up on a roof next to the blue mosque and we’re making out as the sun comes up next thing you know we are fully fucking in all kinds of positions on the roof of this mosque outbuilding. I nutted inside her and we got dressed and made out for a bit then walked back to the tram station and went our separate ways with a hug. True story. It was amazing. Another time I fucked a waitress in Trabzon after I got her number when my wife was in the bathroom, we met up later and fucked in my rental car. The only time I had full conversations with Turkish bitches I fucked them both within hours of meeting them. I know a Turkish bitch here in America, she’s married and my wife’s ex-boss and she’s always pushing her tits into my arm and smiling up at me with those googly eyes whenever I see her

Why turkroaches are so fucking annoying?

>>512480850 (OP)
>it's turkyiv, chud
Why are you like this?

>>512480850 (OP)
>Turkiye
no, it's Turkey

...I've never heard of anyone trying to pick up Turkish girls before as an expat. I have a great-uncle who was stationed at Incirlik Air Base in the late 1960's and he told me that the commanders made it very clear to NOT mess with the local women. Turkey is Muslim despite being secular and they're mighty touchy about personal honor. Turks don't hesitate to lash out.

I mean in Thailand, the Philippines, Japan, South Korea I can understand, but Turkey?

>>512480850 (OP)
I would wager that guy is very ugly, very fat and very short and very Jewish looking. In other words, he looks like most of you. I find men and women are very delusional, about their looks nowadays.

>>512481254
We wouldn’t mind if it was a cool bird like eagle, crow but turkey come on.

>>512480931
Turkey is extremely secular

>>512480850 (OP)
Weird, dude must be an ugly nigger, Turkish women are very easy to get.

>>512480850 (OP)
Retards who don't know its a 1st world country(admittedly by definition).

>>512482396
Sweaty it's actually turkyiiv

>>512480850 (OP)
>>512482490


Turkish girls are fucking gorgeous or very ugly. There’s no in between I’ve worked a turkey for five years. They are very conservative, but not to the point where you can’t approach them. If one likes you, she’ll let you know, but as I said, there’s no one in between they are fucking gorgeous or very fucking ugly. Also the bald very early in age for some fucking reason

>>512482550
Turkeys>Turkroaches

>>512482571
You talk like you left your basement the last five years. Turkish woman are not easy to get. They’re not impossible, but they’re not easy. They’re way more conserved than American fats and European whores .

>>512480850 (OP)
turkey wishes it was more like Thailand.

>>512481147
>but I'm repeating myself
Fucking kek

You can only impress a Turkette if you have a high Armenian score.

>>512482635
I know they're gorgeous. I met 2 Turkish girls in college. One of them used to give me baked treats and we flirted but nothing serious. But this was in the US.

Flirting with Turkish girls in Turkey itself? You're gonna get shanked by some Turkic nationalist.

>>512482731
>Turkish woman are not easy to get.
Yes they are lol, you fuck them and ghost them after. Just need to be European, that's it

>>512480850 (OP)
Kek did this retard really think being an English teacher was gonna impress anybody?

Turkish girls are easy and very stupid

>>512482731
I have bagged Turkish girls, it's fairly straightforward:
>present as trad yet non-muslim Christian
>present as a successful entrepreneur
>present as widely traveled
>hint at spending a long time in Turkey, purposefully ambiguous
>be very intense then disappear for a day, you'll know they've fallen when they spam you and call you

I tend to go for the more conservative, non-tatted, non-party girls though.

>>512482871
I’m 100% sure you are European and 100% sure you get laid but for real fuck off. Out of all the women in the world there are not the easiest to get. 0yvnp

PPB?
Penis penis butt?

>>512483000
Listen, fuck face no one‘s believing your little fantasy. But will you posted it would work for most women throughout the world you idiot. But then again, you can’t look like you, by that I mean an ugly little Jew.

>>512482731
>>512480850 (OP)
Still prefer Kurdish girls in Turkey though, for some reason some have green/blue eyes and are insanely beautiful.

>>512483123
You just sound jelly lmao

You're probably some Pakistani who got continuously rejected

>>512483032
Anon, you really need to go to Istanbul and Ankara and see it with your own eyes. Yes for turks it's hard but be European and you can get within two hours laid there

>>512483042
Passport Bros. Younger versions of those boomers who go to Thailand to fuck little girls, but these guys are doing it in their 30s so it's suddenly cool now.

>>512483170
>have green/blue eyes
Sure, if by green/blue eyes you mean they have a bigger moustache then Bismarck then yes, by all means

>>512480850 (OP)
It's delusion, it's like how turks think they are european.

>>512480850 (OP)
Why do so many of these guys think teaching English is their key
Get some skills that are less common than just being from an English speaking country

>>512481473
Turkey isn't a country. It's a curse that caused Eastern Europe to stagnate behind the West for 500 years.

>>512480850 (OP)
I think he approached men accidentally because their women are just as hairy.

>>512480850 (OP)
>i'm a very good looking guy
>i'm confident
>i have a FANTASTIC personality
he's a woman in a man's body, and muslim women see through it.

How many of them look like Katie Melua though?

>>512483749
It's reddit, if you aren't like that they kick you out.

>>512483464
>surprise penis
>the penis makes it better
>realize he is gay
>approach hairy men
>fml it was a hairy women
>ended up with a chick

Only turkish girl i met here in usa was big on the brown slut thing where she constantly called me a white boy before during and after coitus. 10/10 kino

>>512480850 (OP)
Turkish women are whores (for Chad only) just like European ones. Completely westernized especially in Izm*r and such gay areas.

>>512483749
This. Non western women can see a fuckboy from across a room. Only western women are attracted to that "biting his lip while running his hands through his hair" faggotry

>>512480850 (OP)
I want a parade karadeniz wife to fuck in the tea plantations. She will probably be my islamized 3rd cousin but that makes it hotter.

I want a pale, fat ass karadeniz wife to fuck in the tea plantations. She will probably be my islamized 3rd cousin but that just makes it hotter.

Turkey is a well known sex tourism destination. But for women to pickup men. Seems the guy was confused

>>512480850 (OP)
Why is your country named after a bird that is stuffed, roasted and then eaten?

>>512484627
I just want one like Katie Melua

The real question is what kind of retard likes visiting third world shitholes.

>>512480850 (OP)
creampied a girl and had to go buy ella today. cost 600 lira.

but i'm white. been dating this girl 3 weeks.

>>512482490
this, shit's crazy, i got jumped last year doing this shit.

>>512480850 (OP)
>going to a muslim nation to find women
lmao

>>512480850 (OP)
Turkish women are hairy, wouldn't recommend

>>512480850 (OP)
My stepmother is Turkish lol. I lived in Turkey as a kid, dad was airforce. Many of his friends had Turkish girlfriends.

>>512484926
That’s a beautiful woman anon. You would love it in Georgia, but keep in mind that women there may not be wealthy but they are anything but easy. I would look for a girl in South America instead.

>>512485254
Been there, did not see women like her in Tblissi

Do people really travel to different countries just to look for a girl friend?

>>512485318
What did women look like there? I have only been to Kutaisi (where apparently she comes from) and most women had this pale skin, brown hair look which I consider beautiful. Body types were meh though, too flat.

>>512485461
Like this, most wear normal clothes though.

>>512482758
Teh Gays make great spies. Limited attachments back home, learn languages quickly, work well in (some) hierarchies, able to attack some of the weakest points of target systems.

>>512480850 (OP)
warning

turkish women are crazy bpd bitches and the juice isn't worth the squeeze

>>512480850 (OP)
It's all the same to them. Passport bros are simply coomers with a fetish for brown girls. Here's a little song that might help explain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYIQ8UoYLq8

>>512485615
Ah, I get it. Kinda more Armenian looking.

>>512480850 (OP)
Stop wasting your time on dating apps or travelling to foreign countries to try to get pussy or any of that retarded bullshit.
Just meet girls through your real world social circles and at real world social events. If you have any kind of active, high quality social life, it's basically impossible to not meet girls who are into you. And it's fucking easier and simpler than all of these retarded schemes to try to get pussy. Literally just hang out with your cool, high value friends and have a good time and then just hit on the cute girls who will inevitably approach and want to be part of your fun times.

>>512480850 (OP)
Not my problem she literally hit me up first

>>512485775
I suppose, I heard Armenia has more Melua looking women

>>512480931
the only person I know who went to turkey was a gay guy and he did it to fuck teenage boys

>>512482550
Then why did you name your country after a weird edible bird in the first place?

>>512480850 (OP)
That's not how it works in muslim worlds, stupid mutt, these kind of games only in the west to manipulate the woman
If you need a muslim girl, either ask her dad, or, help her mother in something, say carry her stuff while walking to her house or something service based WHILE not trying to be player, like don't look at her or trying to impress her, then she will let the girl marry you

>>512485097
Christian nation like Armenia on the other hand...

>>512485254
Isn't the IQ 10 or 20 points higher in Georgia?

>>512480850 (OP)
Why would anyone go to Turkey ?

>>512487482
I know German men married to Turkish women

>>512480850 (OP)
Its the same in Iran. They think people will be impressed by a western passport but in places like tehran the wealth is fairly high and first world standard give or take a little and the other poorer provinces are conservative shitholes. This doesnt work in the mena region

I went to Turkey in 2018. I was 24. I fucked up 5 girls from Tinder in the 3 weeks I was in Istanbul and took two Turkish girls to a hotel both of who didn't speak a lick of English. I had two 'girlfriends' in my time there who would show me around, take me to dinner and cafes and suck and fuck me. The Reddit op is probably a fat middle aged balding chud who's height begins with 5.

>>512489091
Did their pussies smell like turkish delight

>>512480850 (OP)
Some non-white sub 5 into turkey girls really thought he would have easy game lmao

>>512482800
I met turkish kemalist sluts in the u.s and they were dancing on me the first 10 min at the club. Im not western though

>>512481147
Kek

>>512480850 (OP)
Turkey is the tallest dwarf in the circus. Maybe passport bros should aim for even less developed nations.

>>512480850 (OP)
Passport bros are just zoomer PUAs

>>512480850 (OP)
Hmm funny, the one Turkish girl I know is a massive, massive fucking slut, like I was getting erections just talking to her

>>512480850 (OP)
Never fucked a Turkish girl, but the ones living here at least don't seem difficult. Maybe in Turkey, it's harder? No clue.
I know that average age to lose one's virginity is older in Turkey, so maybe that's connected.
>>512485254
I fucked a Georgian girl with big tits. But she was studying here in Europe, so maybe that doesn't count.

>>512490046
>the girl I was talking to is a slut
>I was the one getting the erections just talking to her
yeah anon, I think you are the slut