Do you currently have any Jewish frens? What are they like? I never *really* met one. Bonus if you're married to one. They're women are hot AF.

>>512497763 (OP)
>they are women are hot
You’re a brown Indian gtfo the board

>>512497763 (OP)
they charge you for food when you visit and expect it paid back with interest

Two .
One is generous and poor.
Other is rich and stingy

>>512497763 (OP)
I wish i had a jewish gf

>>512497839
he is paki not Indian

>>512497763 (OP)
>Do you currently have any Jewish frens?
Not anymore after I became a White Nationalist.

>>512497763 (OP)
I'm jewish, I love jews, I larp as anti-jewish to piss fellow jews off, it's hilarious

Had a couple guy friends and dated a Jewish women.
One guy became a welder cause he wanted to work with his hands instead of money changing and his parents freaked out about it and called him a failure and a bunch of other BS. He makes pretty good money and is happy.
The other was basically a terminally online neet with severe mental health issues. They have high incidents of hereditary mental illness. He's probably somewhere on this board tarding out at you guys for making fun of Jews.
Dated one of their cousins. She was actually pretty cute. In her younger years she was much better looking than say, Abby Shapiro.
He family hated me dating her tho cause I wasn't Jewish and I was Army. They forced her to marry some greasy looking overweight guy from a gigarich family. She put on like 50 pounds and looks like hell now. Sad.

>>512497839
Damn. I'm Jap-&-knees. At least I'm not AI.

>>512498253
Hello JEW!

What would you do if mole people were real?

>>512498253
>jewish, I love jews, I larp as anti-jewish to piss fellow jews off, it's hilarious
Nope, you're an abo convert.

>>512498412
I dated a jewess once when I lived in Montreal and she had very weird clingy attachments.
Fucked like a demon and she said she if she ever had sons she wouldn't circumcise them so i geuss some could be saved.

>>512497763 (OP)
>I never *really* met one
yes you have they're fucking everywhere
Tune your jewdar
Do they look like Ben Stein?
Do they look like Jerry Seinfeld?
Do they look like Ron Perlman?
Do they look like a bird?
Do they look like Ben Shapiro?
Do they look like a vampire?
How big is their nose?
Does their forehead slope?
Do they have curly hair and are not Nigger or Irish?
Does their forehead slope back?
Do they look like a Mike Rafi?
Is their last name German sounding? Baum, Stein, Klein,
Do their ears fall below their eye line?
The fastest easiest way to tell someone is likely jewish, is to compare their appearance to known jewish people. it isnt perfect but will work 80% of the time but combined with the above checklist we can get that to 109% rate of success.

>>512497763 (OP)
I used to have a jewish friend. We used to meet up and talk about life. Then one day he said it was like a therapy session and I should pay him like paying a therapist. After that I didn't see him any more.

>>512497763 (OP)
TEST

>>512498722
I lived near a Jewish neighborhood a few years ago. They felt very insular, like they were keeping secrets from you. I might be schizo, though.

>>512498003
Jubian KWEEN

>>512498878
That's how they are its strange, There is a jewish town about 200 miles away from me and they are all around like fucking pigeons. they give me the hebrew jeebies

>>512498412
>One guy became a welder cause he wanted to work with his hands instead of money changing and his parents freaked out about it and called him a failure and a bunch of other BS
Jobs like that are not bad options, I know someone who studied in an institute for two years aircraft maintenance and lives in the upper sector of the capital. Meanwhile I know electrical engineers and geologists who spent 6 years at university to end up working as cashiers.

Not currently but I used to know a jewish lawyer who actially did have big Zhazar milkers.
She was very entertaining though she tended to end every sentence with "the whole world is trying to destroy us".
Also he really hated orthodox jews and some of the things she said about them would make Goebbels seem moderate.
She said almost half of the cases the state prosecutors office dealt with in Jerusalem consisted of child sex abuse crimes by heredim

>>512498525
U-um... date.. marry one.. and have kids..

>>512498253
>I'm jewish, I love jews, I larp as anti-jewish to piss fellow jews off, it's hilarious

Based.

What types of Jews do you tend to troll the most? Liberal Reform types? Hasedic types?

>>512499035
Lucky.

>>512498981
I'm going googoo gaga for Jewish milkies!

One of my childhood friends was a joo. He was cool I guess but his dad was a conspiring cunt. My mother was married to his shit head nephew at the time (complete fuckup fake-hard biker larping drug addict, have no idea what my mother saw in that nigger) and he of course would beat up on her and his uncle would cover for him because he was the sheriff's deputy. That whole family was fucked and on the decline in. Have never since seen Jews reduced to such redneckery.

>>512497763 (OP)
>Do you currently have any Jewish frens?

Somehow I always end up surrounded by Jews. I have known from almost orthodox to pretty liberal. At the end of the day they are just people.

>>512498003
>I wish i had a jewish gf
Nice tits, but they are very intense.

>>512498981
>She said almost half of the cases the state prosecutors office dealt with in Jerusalem consisted of child sex abuse crimes by heredim
Kek.

>>512499209
>very intense
In what way? Sexually, I hope.

>>512498279
half of that movie is softcore interracial porn
its about as kosher as it got for the time period

Strange with how miserly they are that you still can't find store bought Jewish Milk®

>>512499367
>In what way? Sexually, I hope.

When they are young they are extremely sexual (as any girl of an historic endogamic group) , but the emotional part of drama and nagging is also very difficult. That is why many Jews marry outside of the tribe.

>>512497763 (OP)
one of my friends married one
she's a bit of a cunt

>>512499035
Based

>>512499744
Humans lost.

>>512497763 (OP)
In my country, there aren't enough kikes to have a kike friend, and that's a good thing. Fuck them.
The same applies to niggers (at least in the city that i live and just recently are niggers here).
Arabs are more common, but most are christians, although I don't have any Arab friends either.

>>512497763 (OP)
I grew up in San Francisco. I knew tons of Jewish people growing up. I've spent a lot of time with Jews. They're no more or less likely to be normal, decent people than anyone else.

>>512497763 (OP)
No

My girlfriend is a 100% jew and it’s been interesting having to hide my power level.

>>512499977
She should have a big tits and you can do whatever you want with her if you have a khazar milker as a gf, you little bastard.

>>512499792
They exist... if you know where to look. Even cities like Rancagua, Chillan and Talca have Jewish communities. Vardoc is an example of a Chilean normie jew.

>>512497763 (OP)
Not my friend but my little brother is besties with an Israeli from his school. There aren't many of them here so that's rare. He seems like an alright kid, though I can't tell if he's chuuni or crazy since he says he hears God talking to him in his head. A decent lad otherwise.

>>512499185
Also
>Mom leaves shithead
>Few years later
>he apparently gets in a relationship with HIS COUSIN AND HAS A FUCKING INCEST BABY WITH HER
>Few more years
>he fucking dies lmao rip bozo
>his mother becomes infirm due to old person medical bullshit I dunno the details (I think maybe stroke)
>has no idea that her shithead druggie coddled son is currently in hell, and nobody dares tell her for fears that she might die
>her other son is a complete failure to launch who lives with her and was most likely an autismo
>Son, I guess, just says fuck it and shoots her in the face and goes to jail.

>>512499977
You will have to do more than hide your power level, when she gets serious and asks you to sacrifice your foreskin on the altar of the giyur and go through the mikveh to be reborn as a converted Jew.

>>512497763 (OP)
had some in high school
didn't really know they were jewish
we smoked a lot of weed and played a lot of smash bros

>>512499071
I am not racist

>>512500205
>if you know where to look.
That's why is not common to find a kike irl.
Is more common to meet a palestinian or turkish people than a kike.

>>512499185
>My mother was married to his shit head nephew at the time
Didn't he ask your whole family to convert to Judaism because of the marriage?
I remember an anon whose mother married a Jew, and the guy converted them all to Judaism (he got the brit mila at 13).

>>512500475
>>512500205
Also, it's far away more common to meet a chinksectoid, even in small towns.

>>512500475
Yes, there are many Palestinians in the central part of the country. When I was studying in Concepción I always passed by a synagogue on my way to the university.
>>512500610
Yep, the Chinese are clearly on the rise, but keep in mind that the Jews in Chile don't look exactly different from the population that surrounds them.

>>512500610
I was wondering what was the story behind this chinkoid cartoon

>>512500153
>>512500368
I explained how retarded circumcision was to her and she agreed that kids wouldn’t be circumcised and if they wanna be Jewish faith then they can do it later in life. Her milkers are very nice yes.

>>512497763 (OP)
Yeah. He’s chill and hates Israel and believes Israel is controlling our government through pedophile blackmail. He says he hats all Zionists, but he also hates all supremacists. He helped me set up Linux a few days ago. Good guy.

>>512500909
Clearly not the stereotype, especially since Jews usually expect the non-Jewish counterpart to marry into their family.
And if the children decide to be Jewish and circumcised, what will happen to your power level?

>>512500553
Funnily enough, no. My mother was and has stayed a Christian and they even had a Christian wedding. I don't know what he really believed (probably nothing because he was a waster) but he didn't seem to care what she was. I think a lot of that family was more ethnically Jewish than anything because some of them were practicing jews and others were even Christians (don't know how tf that works.)

>>512501135
Well you dodged the Jewish cut bullet. Pic related.
>them were practicing jews and others were even Christians
Jews always make the waters a little murky about who is or isn't a Jew, that's why you have siruations like that.

Jew here AMA

>>512501630
Why are you Jewish?

>>512501748
Aren't you a jew too? My mom is jewish.

>>512497763 (OP)
My jew friend teached me a lot about investments and how to read people.
I'm not kidding.

>>512501793
>Aren't you a jew too?
Why do you say that?
>My mom is jewish.
Do you identify your non-Jewish father as your father, or do you follow the halachic rule that if the father is not Jewish, he is not the father of the child and the paternal function passes to Abraham?

>>512501414
Well remember I'm still a mutt so I still (apparently) got circumcized. although I'm kinda skeptical the doctors even did it, and if they did, they obviously didn't do it right because I've still got a lot of covering even when I'm hard.

>>512498253
every samefagging sociopathic schizo on the interest boards like /v/ and /vg/ is a jew

>>512502176
Well, not everyone cuts in the same way. I know that some forms of Islamic circumcision consist of cutting the foreskin only halfway down the glans leaving coverage. Even jewish circumcision before the periah used to be like this.

>>512497763 (OP)
i miss my friend shahar...

>>512502013
Think I've talked to you on here before. Aren't you a half-jew Catholic? And yes my non-jewish father is my father. I don't follow the faith, never been to synagogue, I am just ethnically Ashkenazim.

>>512497763 (OP)
>>512497763 (OP)
>Do you currently have any Jewish frens?
I haven't had any friends since my early 20's

>They're women are hot AF.
Mostly untrue, however, God had to make to most attractive woman to ever live a jew. Maybe they are the chosen people after all...

>>512502393

>>512502736
>Aren't you a half-jew Catholic?
Depends, there are two of us with that background hanging around here. The one who was raised Christian, and sadly me who went under the knife on the eighth day.

>>512503058
Fascinating. We're all cut here regardless. How did jews even get down there? Just old Sephardic conquistadors? Or was it a WW2 situation?

>>512503590
>We're all cut here regardless.
And that's a bad thing. I live outside the capital, so no Hebrew institute for me. When my classmates found out I was cut after gym class they “baptized” me chistolo.
>Just old Sephardic conquistadors?
Some of them are old blood, but my family came here in the middle of the 20th century.

>>512497763 (OP)
I live in such a Jewish area that my house originally had two dishwashers because orthodox Jews do not eat dairy and meet together.
The Jews I went to school with were pretty normal, but none of them would let you forget that they were Jewish by the time we were all in middle-school. Most of them were also the chatty/loudmouth types except for a few girls and one guy, who even said he was the least Jewish Jew he knew. Bar Mitzvahs (never went to a girl's Bat Mizvah) were mostly fun, and the best was ironically one at a dinky roller rink because this guy's family were poor-ish Jews.
I was a retarded kid and made a ton of nose and similar jokes to my Jewish classmates faces for a while, but they never were offended enough to get the school involved. I think that one chick even found it funny.
Funny memory was near our graduation in 2021 when a massive missile exchange broke out between Israel and Palestine. The uniform legion of Instagram infographics posted by the leftists were suddenly split between pro-Palestine mutts and pro-Israel JAPs.
One such JAP (not a leftie) even joined the IDF for a two-year stint, and I was invited to her going-away party. Yeah, she could be annoying, but she was very genuine and had such a sexy body.

TLDR: American Jews are exactly how they write themselves in sitcoms and other television.

>>512497763 (OP)
I’ve only ever had one Jewish friend (American). She was a total whore, so I cut her off

>>512504960
JAP hotness.

>>512501016
I mean the Linux guy is Jewish, so.

>>512497763 (OP)
Their women are ugly as fuck, I had a couple at the same class in high school, no tits, no ass, no athleticism, no femininity at all in terms of sexual dimorphism, if you want to bang flat chested ugly fucks go for a jew

>>512497763 (OP)
yeah
alright, obviously we wouldn't be friends otherwise
couldn't be me
no, not really

>>512506456
Connelly, Portman, & Scarjo?

>>512506750
roberts?

>>512506750
Connelly and portman are ugly as shit and scarjo isn't even a real jew, even if she was thats one person among millions, I have never ever seen an attractive jew but I see attractive people all over the place, the store clerk at the grocery store is unironically hotter than 100% of the jews I have ever seen and she is high mid at best

>>512499895
kek good one

>>512498003
so say we all

>>512497763 (OP)
I have some jewish friends. Hard facts: the good ones can be and loving and loyal and fun to hang out with. However, all jews have a fundamental neurosis in their brains, so at no point should you ever adopt anything associated their world views because even the smallest bit will fuck you up in the end.

Also, I suspect that will always put ideology or "the rules" over personal friendship with a goyim. They only bend the rules for other jews.

>>512497763 (OP)
jews will stab you in the back the second you don't play ball with their imessage linkedin wagecage bullshit. rape their women and starve the men. if the woman has blue eyes they are salvedgeable but should be housemaids for your white wife.

>>512499540
>but the emotional part of drama and nagging is also very difficult. That is why many Jews marry outside of the tribe.
It won't ever be your household, it will be Her household. Jewish women emasculate their men with 100% success rate.

I have a weird attraction to Jewish women, the coomer side of me likes how they can detach and intellectualise kinks and freak shit. They know how to be really creative with it too. Naturally gifted freaks. But I'd never date one seriously because you'd need to have a genuine humiliation kink to keep from going insane from all the nagging.

Plus if I ever knocked one up and had a Jew child I'd want to necc.

>>512497763 (OP)
>Do you currently have any Jewish frens?
just you, op

>>512506959
>Connelly
>Ugly

Surely you jest, name an actress who's attractive to you. (also Connelly is half-irish)

>>512497763 (OP)

Yes. They're a little neurotic but otherwise a trustworthy person. Did the fucking happy merchant hands while laughing, had to hold it in. Would Anne Frank.

One and he hates most other jews and thinks the holocaust is bullshit

>>512508705
>also Connelly is half-irish
¼ Irish, ¼ Norwegian.

>>512497763 (OP)
>SAAAR WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY MASTER. THE KIKES


GOOD MORNING SAAARS!


>>512498033

Lol you're all the same to me rajesh. You ain't foolin anyone round here with your lame ass vpn bullshieet.


EAT DA POO POO now!

>>512497763 (OP)
Pleasant people, match all the stereotypes about neuroticism and cheapness but who doesn't have a few faults? Pretty much every group /pol/ hates is, or at least can be, fairly pleasant on an individual basis, I've met them all.

If your beliefs are just based on feels instead of statistics and sociology, they'll last exactly until you talk to a nice member of whatever group you hate.

>>512509044
pol has never been wrong about shitskins, cannibals, spics, niggers, and most definitely jews
a jewish person is incapable of being nice, they are possessed by 4D cannibal elves
unless they go full 1488 they are destined to be mean and genocidal

>>512509044
You just contradicted yourself, retard. You said people are great on an anecdotal level, then you say beliefs should be based on statistics.

>>512508705
>actress
hes obviously attracted to men lmao

>>512508929
Well my point was that she's aint a "real jew" like that poster was claiming for Scarlet Johansson (which I personally don't find attractive, something odd about here face)

>>512509869
Oh, I get it. I was just updating your file on her.

>>512507933
whats her name?

Oh I just remembered my brothers best friend was a jew who died of a heroin OD. He was most likely a degenerate given his cause of death but from the few conversations I had with him he was interesting to talk to (he worked cybersecurity)

>>512510135
Maya Ben David, weirdo leaf YouTuber

>>512497763 (OP)
Tried. She was nice but I am guessing my autistic ass made attempting to be friendly came across as flirting.
None the less I got no problem with Jewish people but I can't stand "Jews"

>>512510071
Anon, I'm too autistic to understand if you're making fun of me for simping for a partially jewish actress or you're calling me a fed.

>>512510416
Neither, just providing information.

>>512510314
They're so much better than normal sluts. They're neurotic and pretentious, with permanent imposter syndrome. It's a recipe for the perfect whore. But then you wake up one day to an emasculated domestic nightmare that you can't escape without them turning into your worst enemy.

Please grant me the strength to avoid them.

>>512510633
>It's a recipe for the perfect whore
I wish. She refuses to do OnlyFans.

One. He’s barely Jewish though. He married a Catholic goy and sometimes goes to church with her.

>>512510783
Perfect whores still understand the importance of public discretion. Not for any virtuous reason. Pure machiavellian strategy.

>>512509366
I can't believe you thought this was a "point" worth making.

>>512511074
What kind of cope is this? That completely destroys your whole argument, you retard.

>>512497763 (OP)
I remeber being in middle school and having a Jewish kid come up to me and say (since I’m Arab) “hey I hope you don’t hate me because of the Palestine/israel thing”. That was over a decade ago so I don’t know, I don’t talk to Jews