Dak diz crakkaz - /pol/ (#512559601) [Archived: 71 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 6uEIZ4kP
8/8/2025, 10:02:56 PM No.512559601
Screenshot 2025-08-08 at 22-01-31 Watch -- Lizzo Attempts to Troll Sydney Sweeney 'My Jeans Are Black'
Pop singer Lizzo attempted to troll the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad with American Eagle, even posting a new song on social media.

Released on TikTok and Instagram, the video featured Lizzo in a denim get-up while twerking to the camera, per The Hollywood Reporter (THR):

In one video snippet for "I’m Goin’ In Till October" (below), Lizzo is clad in torn denim while hosing down a Porsche and raps, "No kizzy, he ain’t got no business being with me. Fat ass pretty face with the titties. Bitch, I got good jeans like I’m Sydney." (Or perhaps that should be "genes"?).

In the second video, Lizzo opens with a clip of a cable news pundit doing a celebratory rant about the Sweeney ad, declaring, "We’re over this woke agenda. We are over the Lizzos, we are over the Dylan Mulvaneys. If this were a 300-pound non-binary person they would be applauding her." Then the video cuts to Lizzo lounging in head-to-toe denim, similar to the Sweeney ad. Lizzo commented on the video, "Lizzo’s got good jeans."

According to Page Six, Lizzo also posted a "digitally altered meme that showed her posing in a similar outfit to the one the actress rocked in her ad."

"If the Democrats won the election," read the caption.

Lizzo reposted the photo and wrote, "My jeans are black…"
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Anonymous ID: jN3WmLrFUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:04:25 PM No.512559722
>attempted
Anonymous ID: kA83JMruUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:11:11 PM No.512560158
>>512559601 (OP)
Sheeeeeeeit!
Anonymous ID: +un9NnUCUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:14:02 PM No.512560343
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md5: 79ae4d212a201ff1161e61d768c3a61e🔍
>>512559601 (OP)
Oh wow. Hey cool. Got a bit of a head scratcher.

Wheres the epstein list?
Anonymous ID: rWFtTSGaUnited Kingdom
8/8/2025, 10:14:44 PM No.512560380
>>512559601 (OP)
>visible cellulite
Anonymous ID: u0mXIGAjUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:16:01 PM No.512560461
Ew
Anonymous ID: IDbxjF2uUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:16:23 PM No.512560498
israel gaza genocide 32351
israel gaza genocide 32351
md5: 9c7ba52c4fbb92ee57d75c8e9acc1b6c🔍
Dont let the MSM distract you. Israel is committing the biggest genocide since the 1900s
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Anonymous ID: fJ9ntUdiUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:16:41 PM No.512560513
>>512559601 (OP)
Disgusting fat nigger ape.
Anonymous ID: qReE6xyHMexico
8/8/2025, 10:22:35 PM No.512560911
>>512559601 (OP)
i hate ozempig niggers so much
Anonymous ID: zoLIN+5OUnited Kingdom
8/8/2025, 10:24:28 PM No.512561041
>>512559601 (OP)
Shit tailor though.
Anonymous ID: NrOhEpPLNorway
8/8/2025, 10:25:30 PM No.512561117
666
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>>512559601 (OP)
Who ?
And more importantly, who the fuck cares
Anonymous ID: l1ynuZG8United States
8/8/2025, 10:28:55 PM No.512561367
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>>512559601 (OP)
>my jeans are cottage cheese
Anonymous ID: k/BG/QDBUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:33:32 PM No.512561682
>>512560498
...annnd they'll keep right on doing it. On an unrelated note, that sure is a hell of a natural gas deposit, sitting offshore of Gaza:)
Anonymous ID: jfiItS77United States
8/8/2025, 10:36:24 PM No.512561886
>>512559601 (OP)
damn, did she lose weight? maybe we need to have more ads with white people, just for the purpose of reducing obesity
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Anonymous ID: dJcvpzSLUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:38:10 PM No.512561982
>>512559601 (OP)
kek why do niggers try and look white? she looks like a whale turd with a wig
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Anonymous ID: jfiItS77United States
8/8/2025, 10:38:48 PM No.512562028
>>512561982
because they know whites are beautiful, even if they refuse to openly acknowledge it
Anonymous ID: N6hVA802United States
8/8/2025, 10:38:58 PM No.512562038
>>512561886
Fat, unfit people can't fight for Israel. Buy Ozempic and a gym membership, goyim!
Anonymous ID: ABxbHpytUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:39:04 PM No.512562050
>>512559601 (OP)
black fragility
Anonymous ID: I0LQiSyLUnited States
8/8/2025, 10:41:18 PM No.512562202
>>512559601 (OP)
Sydney Sweeney is forcing women to look good again, or at least try to. Very fucking based.
Anonymous ID: exjoqkk8United States
8/8/2025, 10:46:14 PM No.512562531
>>512559601 (OP)
cultural appropriation