>be me
>Take me and chicken it middle of nowhere far away from government
>Build dwelling for me and chicken
>Live peaceful life with chicken
>3am men in all black surround me and chicken
>"Come out with your hands up and surrender!" They scream through unholy loud megaphones
>I have done nothing wrong but live alone with my chickens
>What do I do ?

>>512569464 (OP)
Fall for the neo-post-modern-liberal diffusal of self-preservation orchestrated by decades of CIA-drugs funded Mockingbird programming you had no choice but to watch as a child.

And have a good rest of your day.

>>512569464 (OP)
Booby trapped eggs.