I just got hired by ICE - /pol/ (#512583190) [Archived: 32 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: XKcXimvlUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:12:37 AM No.512583190
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Bye bye mexican illegals!
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Anonymous ID: OVLToqDjUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:14:27 AM No.512583296
>>512583190 (OP)
Yea, but you're a Fed now. So fuck off glowie
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Anonymous ID: XKcXimvlUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:17:24 AM No.512583455
>>512583296
Im kicking your mexicrement ass out first
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Anonymous ID: fF3sAwhgUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:18:23 AM No.512583510
>>512583455
based
Anonymous ID: 3+4Sct/SUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:20:36 AM No.512583649
>>512583190 (OP)
are you me?
Anonymous ID: 3+4Sct/SUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:22:55 AM No.512583801
>>512583296
ice pays be to shit post to start a race war to genocide all shit skins world mother fuckin wide
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Anonymous ID: k1kRB0uwUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:24:19 AM No.512583869
>>512583190 (OP)
damn we r hiring fat fucks to eat the illegals now?
Anonymous ID: +/Wvu+5hUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:24:58 AM No.512583906
>>512583190 (OP)
Make a montage of you cleaning up the streets to this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YeUgLV9C0j8
Anonymous ID: kYmEzjc7Mexico
8/9/2025, 4:26:42 AM No.512584002
Noise is an indicator of the illicit. If you hear noisy disgusting music, go there. Kill them if possible, I don't want them here either.
Replies: >>512584509 >>512584642 >>512585018
Anonymous ID: 5fzZyfKbUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:27:33 AM No.512584048
>>512583190 (OP)
careful at night glowie
Anonymous ID: 70I+jcKrBrazil
8/9/2025, 4:28:36 AM No.512584114
>>512583190 (OP)
Congrats, fatsofren!
Anonymous ID: 9aNpToWnUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:28:42 AM No.512584118
>>512583190 (OP)
What were the qualifications you had to meet?
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Anonymous ID: bhJlrfNaCanada
8/9/2025, 4:28:48 AM No.512584126
>>512583190 (OP)
I wish we had ICE or even just something informal like fun little pickup death squads for dealing with Pajeets in Canada.
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Anonymous ID: q2FeRI1KUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:29:23 AM No.512584171
>>512583190 (OP)
Kick one on the bum for me hero op, border patrol are fedfags, but definitely not glowniggers.
Anonymous ID: 70I+jcKrBrazil
8/9/2025, 4:29:34 AM No.512584183
>>512584118
>meet
NTA but none
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Anonymous ID: XKcXimvlUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:29:43 AM No.512584195
>>512584118
Be an American and fucking hate wet backs
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Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORIID: DZZdn5HyUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:30:26 AM No.512584237
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>>512583190 (OP)
Anonymous ID: 9aNpToWnUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:33:05 AM No.512584418
>>512584183
I wasn’t asking you beaner
>>512584195
They don’t have any background checks can you have a criminal record? What about fitness standards would they take a cripple?
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Anonymous ID: iRGUTB0DBrazil
8/9/2025, 4:34:11 AM No.512584489
>>512583190 (OP)
Good goy
Anonymous ID: e249p6sJUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:34:38 AM No.512584509
>>512584002
>Noise is an indicator of the illicit
succinct
Anonymous ID: kYmEzjc7Mexico
8/9/2025, 4:35:12 AM No.512584544
>>512584126
Get a drone to the heart of the Canadian forests: my ex worked two years pouring down concrete for some Chinese, in Alberta and Saskatchewan. His co-workers were all brown aliens. The working group lived there in camps, as the Chinese cut the down trees, they paved ACRES.
What for?
Anonymous ID: 3WoGL6AzUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:35:35 AM No.512584566
>>512583190 (OP)
Based. Thanks for signing up anon. Its an important job! GL HF
Anonymous ID: 7LQcEqWrUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:35:45 AM No.512584577
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>>512583190 (OP)
post a job opening for my city so i can apply
i do not want to have to move to join
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Anonymous ID: 3WoGL6AzUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:36:57 AM No.512584642
>>512584002
My local shitlib newspaper did an interview with an illegal in the sanctuary city and the illegal said they're scared to play music and have parties because they're worried itll attract ICE and they're trying to stay inside
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Anonymous ID: 3WoGL6AzUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:37:53 AM No.512584695
>>512584126
Over 80,000 applications for 10,000 new hires. ICE will be much better once the 10,000 are all hired, trained, and working to deport illegals
Anonymous ID: sPue07BSUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:38:15 AM No.512584714
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>>512583190 (OP)
TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
Anonymous ID: e249p6sJUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:38:42 AM No.512584737
https://join.ice.gov/
FAQ is there
Anonymous ID: 3WoGL6AzUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:38:46 AM No.512584745
>>512584577
JOIN.ICE.GOV
Apply at this website. If you get an interview you can ask them about job location
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Anonymous ID: DwFUCjjPUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:39:14 AM No.512584773
>>512584418
You probably have to go through FLETC, so likely no felons and a physical and written exam.
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Anonymous ID: S7eq1wpiCanada
8/9/2025, 4:39:49 AM No.512584800
>>512583190 (OP)
>>512583455
>>512584195
Post some kind of proof, because thats BASED as fuck if you actually did
Anonymous ID: 7LQcEqWrUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:40:50 AM No.512584857
>>512584745
i already looked as i'm serious about wanting to join. there's one in il, but i do not want to love to that shitbox. wi opening, please
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Anonymous ID: PkfpRs8JUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:42:50 AM No.512584979
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>>512583190 (OP)
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Anonymous ID: s8UcjFewCanada
8/9/2025, 4:43:23 AM No.512585018
>>512584002
You're alright mexibro
Anonymous ID: 4JVGdkK/United States
8/9/2025, 4:44:14 AM No.512585073
>>512583190 (OP)
Based
Anonymous ID: kYmEzjc7Mexico
8/9/2025, 4:45:15 AM No.512585126
>>512584642
So racist!
https://thehustle.co/originals/why-7-eleven-plays-classical-music-outside-its-stores

This is a classic:
https://genius.com/Arthur-schopenhauer-on-noise-annotated
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Anonymous ID: S7eq1wpiCanada
8/9/2025, 4:46:27 AM No.512585208
>>512584857
Go get those fuckin beaners anon, GOD SPEED. Wish I could join
Anonymous ID: iuWR3c2VUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:46:53 AM No.512585238
>>512583190 (OP)
Based anon. I'd join too if I wasn't in grad school.
Anonymous ID: s8UcjFewCanada
8/9/2025, 4:49:03 AM No.512585390
>>512584979
Dude, read the room. Fucking botfuck
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Anonymous ID: iuWR3c2VUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:49:51 AM No.512585436
>>512585390
Hi Jeet.
Anonymous ID: iuWR3c2VUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:50:34 AM No.512585467
>>512585390
Jeet bro can I get easy pussy in India?
Anonymous ID: 9aNpToWnUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:55:31 AM No.512585763
>>512584773
What about misdemeanor domestic violence charges?
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Anonymous ID: 3WoGL6AzUnited States
8/9/2025, 4:58:27 AM No.512585931
>>512585126
The illegal said no more quincineras for her friends who are also illegals
Anonymous ID: ZmuHL6SaUnited States
8/9/2025, 5:00:19 AM No.512586022
>>512584642
Kek all Reggae-ton blasting beaners deserve to be deported.
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Anonymous ID: X3qKo+u+United States
8/9/2025, 5:01:45 AM No.512586090
>>512583190 (OP)
More people need to join ICE and the Border Patrol to avenge everyone harmed by illegals.
Anonymous ID: 6DorKsIIUnited States
8/9/2025, 5:33:41 AM No.512587891
>>512583190 (OP)
This is gonna be like SA and the state department lol. I’m halfway tempted
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Anonymous ID: 3WoGL6AzUnited States
8/9/2025, 5:41:24 AM No.512588263
>>512587891
You should apply. You get paid to van brown people . Its making America better and safer
Anonymous ID: DI6wokaiUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:00:35 AM No.512589293
>>512585763
they look at violent charges negatively, the same with sexual charges.
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Anonymous ID: 9aNpToWnUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:07:00 AM No.512589621
>>512589293
Well I was throwing a party in college and my neighbor came out yelling telling us to turn the music down saying she was going to call the cops if we don’t and I said no you aren’t and I snatched her cell phone away from her and started laughing in her face and that made her really mad so I felt bad and gave her phone back but she called the cops and told them I stole her phone even tho I gave it right back and technically it was a domestic dispute so they charged me with preventing someone from calling the police through stealing a phone. I figure if I explained it to them they would understand but technically it falls under some domestic violence charge bullshit even though I was not violent at all I was just being funny as it turns out she nor the cops found it very funny tho
Anonymous ID: cKwTRa2EArgentina
8/9/2025, 6:14:41 AM No.512589989
>>512583190 (OP)
Are you ice cube or Vanilla ice if you know what I mean
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Anonymous ID: XKcXimvlUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:15:10 AM No.512590005
>>512589989
I fucking hate niggers
Anonymous ID: 9Ye4dwyXMexico
8/9/2025, 6:46:14 AM No.512591332
>>512586022
those deserve to be shot at sight
Anonymous ID: Ea36jjt1
8/9/2025, 7:20:14 AM No.512592693
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America First!
Anonymous ID: Tq+Hk1EkUnited States
8/9/2025, 8:00:14 AM No.512594124
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>>512583190 (OP)
>tfw comfy ICE IT position
Pays mediocre and it's stressful as shit, but I like it.
Anonymous ID: kkOECbpnUnited States
8/9/2025, 8:00:53 AM No.512594146
>>512583190 (OP)
based
Anonymous ID: baE/2sREUnited States
8/9/2025, 8:03:23 AM No.512594218
>>512583190 (OP)
starting salary plus bonus?
any performance based incentives?
how does it feel knowing that they will talk about you the way they talk about the ss?
Anonymous ID: T3WtEbQEMexico
8/9/2025, 8:35:10 AM No.512595468
>>512583190 (OP)
I'm proud of you Martínez
Anonymous ID: Fh/wW1BnFinland
8/9/2025, 8:36:46 AM No.512595536
>>512583190 (OP)
i demand 100 illegal scalps
Anonymous ID: 9B5c9hHdMexico
8/9/2025, 9:00:11 AM No.512596450
>>512583190 (OP)
>be driverless neet
>can't become ice.
Anonymous ID: A8r8k15s
8/9/2025, 9:34:46 AM No.512597938
>deporting dangerous illegal aliens
>many have been around for decades
>lives being ruined
>country full of guns
You know what I'm saying right?
I just don't believe this is happening because if it was...
Anonymous ID: FK38RemJCanada
8/9/2025, 9:38:42 AM No.512598091
>>512583801
Is there a foreign legion equivalent? I'm an Olympian god when it comes to racist shitposting.
Anonymous ID: ZUab2M3VUnited States
8/9/2025, 9:40:27 AM No.512598157
>>512583190 (OP)
ICE deporting Indians?
Anonymous ID: iZ0fGF8IUnited States
8/9/2025, 9:41:46 AM No.512598197
>>512583190 (OP)
You’re going to be deporting “antisemites”