Thread 512584731

>zoomers are now throwing dildos at WNBA games to go "viral" like "skibidi brainrot"
why are they like this?

>>512584731 (OP)
It's because the feminists were using hitler's language

>>512584731 (OP)
>Jordin Canada
you are making this up right ?

>>512584731 (OP)
I just want one of them to get the suction cup to stick to the backboard.

Jeffrey Epstein's Island is located where? And what is the current status there?

>>512582142

>>512584731 (OP)
What is skibidi brainrot?
I’m old…

>>512584731 (OP)
>WNBA only becomes entertaining when you introduce dicks
Kek

>>512586565
There was a gen alpha meme called "skibidi toilet" that was so fucking stupid that even zoomers thought it was retarded.

>>512586712
I weep for the future.

>>512586872
Look up skibidi Biden, now.
The DNC tried to capitalize on the meme and it backfired hilariously.

>>512584731 (OP)
>brainrot
idk it seems poetic to me. you want more money? heres how

>>512584731 (OP)
before this dildo shit no one even had any idea about wnba
this has been the best marketing that circus has ever gotten and cunts get angry

>>512586712
cope zoomshit, that's a gen z meme

Make this part of the game

>Dildo will randomly drop onto court throughout the game from the jumbo-tron
>A sharp *pop* echoes around the arena as it lands perfectly on to the suction cup, planting firmly on the ground
>First team to have a player sit on it scores a point
>Viewership doubles overnight

>>512586565
a brainrot phrase for brainrot

>>512586468
>you are making this up right ?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/aug/08/wnba-sex-toy-throwing-meme-culture-shame-collapse

>>512587370
Jesus Christ, that first sentence lmao

>>512586653
>It’s real. So is the disrespect. The dildo is a weaponized farce. It’s thrown not just to interrupt but to dominate the narrative, to remind players that their gender, their careers and their stage remain vulnerable to mockery. It stops the game. Hijacks it, even. And reasserts the notion, violent and comical, that women’s achievements exist on borrowed time within a culture still conditioned to belittle them.

>So far, the suspects in these cases are part of Gen Z, a generation raised in and by the internet. Their actions cannot be dismissed as isolated provocations. They must be contextualized within TikTok’s cultural logic, or worse, the absurdist ethos of “Skibidi Toilet”.
>The garish green dildo mirrors the surreal, low-fi, uncanny aesthetic of Skibidi Toilet or any number of algorithm-fueled meme cycles. The dildo is an anti-symbol. Its meaning is its absurdity. Skibidi brainrot encapsulates a generation fluent in irony but starved for meaning. The dildo is funny not because it says something, but because it says nothing. It’s the irrational object breaking into a space of rationality.
>All of this really boils down to the death of shame within society. And it starts at the top. Donald Trump’s most enduring legacy isn’t a policy but a persona as the shameless troll who made humiliation a political strategy.

KEEEEEEEEEEK LOOK AT THIS ZOOMER LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>512584731 (OP)
Literal hate crimes

I thought leftoids loved dadaism type bullshit. They just can't take a joke at their expense is all.

>>512586565
https://youtu.be/sVn4sBxLokA?si=tJpuzUa4pAaDRh5I

>>512584731 (OP)
Dudes are gonna be dudes, beta

>>512587370
>one was 18
>the other 23
>therfore it's an indightment on an entire generation

Younger people are more likely to impulsive, harmless pranks like these. That will always be the case. It's foolish to always attribute qualities to a generation when those qualities are just part of human behavior at that age.

Boomers were 'streaking' running nude at sports events in the 70's.

>>512586917
Someone thought that was a good idea?

>>512587733
>Boomers were 'streaking' running nude at sports events in the 70's.
ahh but they didn't throw dildos at women's basketball, so that was different.
you can throw all the dildos you want at men's games, but if you do it to a woman, YOU ARE A HECCIN CHUD DRUMPHER

>>512587748
anon, the Democrats don't lose because the Republicans are political masterminds, far from it. They lose because they're fucking idiots that ejected their own intellectuals and long-term planners.

Why are they mad? I thought they wanted people attending WNBA games?

So what if a dildo flies out, he paid for his ticket, right?

>>512587843
To-MAY-to, To-MAH-to

>>512584731 (OP)
>it's the logical endpoint of a culture fluent in irony, addicted to attention and hollowed out by meaningless

this didn't come from nowhere - it was incentivized and orchestrated from the top down and celebrated every step of the way for years.

>>512584731 (OP)
Jeffrey Epstein

>>512587672
That was enjoyable.
I think I got 60% of the “jive”, and that’s only from coming here.

I bet if LGTBQ were protesting Christians by throwing dildos at priests and pastors you would be celebrating.

>>512587843
That’s true. It does seem a contest of being less shitty.

it cant be stopped

the seething meltdowns this is causing makes it all worth it. Based zoomers.

Way better than the boomer millennials who are now 90% of /pol/ who lisp "the feminithts haf a point you guyth"

>>512587748
Pokemon go to the polls

>>512584731 (OP)
fuck off it's funny
I remember shit like the E meme and 360 noscope mlg compilations so this really isn't that bad

>>512584731 (OP)
>Addicted to attention and hollowed out by meaninglessness.

Women have a complete inability to self reflect.

>>512584731 (OP)
Author of that article is on a permanent estrogen drip. It's like some kind of simp tranny guild navigator... "their minds move in strange ways."

>Lee Escobedo
>writing about Skibidi

>>512587472
>>512587370
Hilarious zoomers. They did it for the lulz
Funny how the author blames Trump

>>512587507
Hes a chud

So the WNBA wants more dildos thrown on their courts during games? That’s all I got from this,

>lee escobedo

lol

>>512589213
>lee escobedo
this is him actually

>>512586712
Skibidi toilet is based, zoomers just mad uncs who seething they are being outdone by alpha chads

>>512584731 (OP)
it's pretty funny how by overreacting to the initial incident theyve made an entire sub sport out of it

>>512587370
They just make up all this bullshit to pile on these kids because they are evil cunts
I wish them death and disease

>>512584731 (OP)
They are brown. There is nothing to rot. They always stupid.

If it seems like there is a decline, then that's because there is demographic change.

>>512584731 (OP)
based zoomies. maybe they're not so bad after all.

>>512584731 (OP)
They are brown. There is nothing to rot. They were always stupid.

If it seems like there is a decline, then that's because there is demographic change.

>>512587507
>Court
Land of the free LOL

>>512584731 (OP)
>THE GRANDILOQUENT SESQUIPEDALIAN OVERBLOWN INTO A PURPLE PROSE
I hope they never stop throwing dildos

BIG WORDS FOR TRYING TO HIDE THE FACTS THIS SHIT FUNNY AF

>>512584731 (OP)
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>>512584731 (OP)

>skibidi brainrot writ large

Was that supposed to mean something?

>>512584731 (OP)
No way this isn't staged to get publicity for the league. Female basketball is literally the worst women's version of any sport. Women's hockey is like watching AAA 14 year old boys, Women's basketball is like watching random out of shape guys play.

>>512584731 (OP)
I brainrot trying to read that headline. I'll take zoomies throwing dildos over tranny that wrote that heading

>>512584731 (OP)
We live in an unserious world where a cabal of pedophile vampires rule the western world, might as well have fun.

>>512587370
The charges, officer?
>You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will

SKIBIDI
DOP DOP DOP
YES YES
SKIBIDI
DILDO
MEME MEME

>>512587507
>Lopez
It's over

>>512589296
Grim

>>512584731 (OP)
Bro I had this sick thought I won't do it but how epic would it be if I threw a dildo at the Little League World Series. Like, I would get the SHIT beat out of me but it would be so funny. If I had a death wish I would. Make a crypto coin called Little League Dildo or something make my parents millions.

anytime they don't like it feel free to get a job making better money with your meme college degree kek

>>512584731 (OP)
Before the shrek penis's were thrown, did anyone bother to pay attention to the WNBA? No, now everyone is talking about, I still won't watch unless one of the players decides to use it midgame and then scores a point with the glorius green plastic dong. I legit would become a WNBA fan right then and there if that happens.

>>512584731 (OP)
you would think it would be hard to smuggle a dick into an arena but i guess there's a couple of obvious ways to do it.

>>512587008
Ah
Gen Z Pantera

>>512587507
turkey tom really let himself go

>>512584731 (OP)
>escobedo

This is AI written, literal Jeet stroke tier headline writing.

>>512584731 (OP)
Or maybe they suck and their matches are boring

>>512584731 (OP)
What are you on about ?
We want to see the players pull down their shorts and start fucking them selves with the dildos , any other explanation is just stupid.

>>512586712
That was a gen z meme, cope

>>512587507
LMFAO

Skibidi Toilet is just an alien invasion action cartoon. I don't know why everyone has such a fit over it.

>>512594369
it's zoomoid le humor for the sake of humor but the joke is that there is no joke post irony, just like throwing the dildo

>>512584731 (OP)
Those clumsy boring cows should actually be thankful that a zoomer made them go viral for a day.

>>512594402
????

>>512587733
>Boomers were 'streaking' running nude at sports events in the 70's.

Eh there’s a massive fucking distinction. Boomers weren’t assuming they’d become notorious by doing it. And they also weren’t responding to a gargantuan media craze.

This is absolutely a case of losers jumping on a bandwagon for attention. Chads would streak. These ain’t chads.

>>512594402
Throwing dildoes is actually funny though.
There's layers to it... it speaks to female sexual liberation, the loneliness of high-achieving women, the perceived sexual unattractiveness of elite female athletes competing in traditionally male sports.
I'm not even a zoomie and I think it's pretty clever.

>>512594772
If throwing a dildo is clever, I must be a genius for tossing my heavily used moldy ripped fleshlight in my neighbor's yard

>>512594982
>Clean it up janny!
Literally me

You can bet money on polymarket that a Dildo will be thrown in a wnba match, you can literally make a shitload of money by betting and then going to the event and throwing it yourself. Its like legal insider trading

>>512587472
It also reminds them that at any point, anywhere, a dick haver (trannies included) can show up and fuck apart their vaginal and anal cavities

>>512587644
It's basically telling lesbians they need dick

i think women sports have potential
i know.. i know..
but theyre not as good as men
i know. trust me, i know.
but i think thats the appeal. professional sports have become so soulless, everythings hit a skill ceiling. everythings routine and elementary. i was watching the little league world series qualifiers and that shit is like 100x more entertaining than professional baseball. its the bad-ness that makes it watchable. i think its more appealing than the bland, same ol' daily slop. its missing that soul. i think caitlyn clark is probably the worst thing women sports couldve asked for. like women's baseball, id watch the shit out of that. not softball, but actual baseball. but once it starts getting all corporatized and systematic, and the athletes are all just robots, its just not as entertaining. theres no loyalty to the team, you as a viewer have no loyalty to the team, the team has no loyalty to you.
like for example when i was little league and i see a team from a jew york, i know like 9 out of 12 of those kids are jewish, theyre literally from jew york, and theyre gonna choke. same thing with the maryland team, i know oh this team is gonna have hella niglets, and then they do. theres atleast some element that missing from the corporatized "its not sports, its Sports Entertainment™" bullshit

>>512594772
and theres an art to it. you gotta aim it just right so it lands on the suction cup. its like flip cup, or a throwing knife. this itself could be a sport. dudeperfect shit.

it is artistic expression, let people enjoy tjing you fucking bigots.

>>512584731 (OP)
hey, they at least got eyes on the damn
heck.... what are they doing anyways?
apehoop but retarded talentless "women"?
dildo throwing is way more important
does anybody know how many "teams" are in that "league"??
I DO know there's been 3 dildos thrown though

>>512594661
you joking? that bitch Morganna made a career out of it lol

>>512594369
>79 seasons
i think thats called a forced meme
when jewtubers tie to their bank accounts to their accounts, the jewtube algorithm cross-references their identity to jewish genealogical records. those accounts are then boosted algorithmically automatically, always have like 6 billion views. jews then use this, and various other methods just like it, to launder federal reserve shareholder income received from the 'debt' paid by the us treasury and award it to gutter jews. the money comes from ad companies owned by higher caste jews, this side of the money is usually gained from government spending and by awarding fake jewish companies excessive amounts of money for doing literally nothing (money printing), like hunter biden did. its called (((trickle down economics)))
so some jewish kid probably just spent 5 minutes playing garry's mod and looped over some stupid song. instant 6 billion views.
jewish news then reacts, jew influencers also algorithmically promoted react, boost numbers, boost views, normies get looped in, because theyre normies, and think its like an actual meme because they literally have no culture other than what jews provide to them as they find various ways to launder themselves money while everybody watches stupified

>>512586565
i think it's pidgin english.

>>512594369
>>512598056
i mean cmon, theyre throwing dildos at women just so they have something to talk about. as this trend continues, the inventive and clever ways of laundering themselves money become more and more scarce. very rarely is there ever like a groundbreaking revolutionary idea.
i think the last one was the tampa bay lightning yakuza scandal, where a jew pretending to be yakuza boss laundered himself a bunch of money, bought an nhl team, and then set up a federal reserve racket so the team itself (which he owned) had to loan itself money, and then pay back that money in addition to the accumulating debt (to the owner).
pretty sure this idea is what inspired the federal reserve's/team of jews identity of (((satoshi nakamoto))), founder of bitcoin