Thread 512587608 - /pol/ [Archived: 6 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 5:28:50 AM No.512587608
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Through a cloud of pot smoke and mockery, two heroes rode in to the rescue, on wings of rolled enchiladas and saved a decade of absurdity bent on destruction.
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Anonymous ID: nCSk6O6LUnited States
8/9/2025, 5:34:11 AM No.512587919
By bravely supporting Israel
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 5:36:21 AM No.512588023
I stopped watching their trash after the shit the pulled with Cartman and his wife in South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID. They can go eat shit and die.
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Anonymous ID: SQ7o756+Mexico
8/9/2025, 5:36:35 AM No.512588030
no te metas con el risas
no te metas con el risas
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>>512587608 (OP)
That time they wore the dresses they were trippin on acid, not pot.
Last two episodes were good but nothing compared to mexican joker.
Last month i saw a painter on a street that had these beauties on display.
Mexican joker is real, very real.and he's gonna get ya!
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Anonymous ID: XjFREnkD
8/9/2025, 5:39:13 AM No.512588163
>>512587608 (OP)
The candles flickered, the sheets were still, but all the energy in the room surrounded Roman and Kenzie. Kenzie stepped forth and gently touched Roman’s arm. He suddenly felt weak, and trembled, and fell, as if his Achilles heel had been struck by a blade, but all it was was simply a woman’s touch.
Anonymous ID: br4MLqI5United States
8/9/2025, 5:42:54 AM No.512588340
Chef Goes Nanners
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>>512587608 (OP)
The show went to shit about 10 years ago when they switched to the continuous storyline structure after they ran out of ideas. Early South Park was legendary.
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Anonymous ID: jtCBevHwSingapore
8/9/2025, 5:43:49 AM No.512588391
>>512587608 (OP)
dont know who this faggots are buut they look jewish ass fuck
Anonymous ID: QG0Ppn2+Canada
8/9/2025, 5:44:10 AM No.512588414
>>512588023
You should've stopped watching by the time "tegridy farms" and the "PC principal" were introduced.
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Anonymous ID: QzBlC56DUnited States
8/9/2025, 5:44:44 AM No.512588444
>>512587608 (OP)
how many times do you think they've sucked each other off?
Anonymous ID: ZPQnongAUnited States
8/9/2025, 5:47:23 AM No.512588577
they sold out decades ago.
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Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 5:53:13 AM No.512588882
>>512588577
Did they? The mastered broadway, film, pop culture and digital media. They’ve taken shit from critics on all sides professionally and personally and threw money at things they care about. They don’t have to sound off at this time, after earning billions, but they are.
What did you do today? Did you “sell out”?
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 6:15:00 AM No.512589996
>>512588882
>make convoluted time travel plot about COVID
>make Cartman a Rabbi with loving wife and children
>Cartman (rightfully) tries to oppose changing history
>relents only when his wife assures him that God will help them find eachother even in a different history

>in new history Cartman is alone, homeless, and alcoholic
>when, in a previous episode, Cartman is said to have literally invented time travel
Trey and Matt can go eat shit and die.
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Anonymous ID: Ebt6b6/XCanada
8/9/2025, 6:17:52 AM No.512590117
>>512587919
Just like Donald Trump
Anonymous ID: Ebt6b6/XCanada
8/9/2025, 6:19:25 AM No.512590178
>>512588023
>>512589996
The only people who get this upset over Cartman getting what he deserves are people who identify with him. You are a fat edgy sociopath who lives with his mom.
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Anonymous ID: zjggAkYCCanada
8/9/2025, 6:19:50 AM No.512590200
>>512588023
>the shit they pulled with Cartman and his wife in South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID
qrd?
i only watch the episodes that make a lot of noise here, like "Board Girls"
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Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:20:57 AM No.512590249
>>512589996
You really invest this much time in paper cutout cartoons? Save some pussy for the rest of us, dude.
Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 6:21:19 AM No.512590263
>>512590178
>Cartman getting what he deserves
Nigger he literally is the only reason history changed. He relented only when asked, by someone he loved, to relent. He DESERVED exactly what he was promised and if you think he deserved anything different I hope you get crotch rot and die.
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Anonymous ID: PLcpRLb0United States
8/9/2025, 6:21:59 AM No.512590293
>>512587608 (OP)
Reminder that they got banned from the Oscars for this.
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Anonymous ID: Ebt6b6/XCanada
8/9/2025, 6:22:10 AM No.512590303
>>512590263
>LEAVE THE FAT SOCIOPATHIC CARTOON CHARACTER ALONE
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 6:23:06 AM No.512590331
>>512590200
I already described half of it and frankly it was such a narrative dickpunch I will NEVER watch South Park again.
>>512590303
Kill yourself.
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Anonymous ID: Ebt6b6/XCanada
8/9/2025, 6:24:33 AM No.512590396
>>512590331
>THE FAT SOCIOPATH IS SUPPOSED TO GET A HAPPY ENDING! HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE HOPE FOR MY FUTURE?
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Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:25:19 AM No.512590424
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>>512590293
>oh no, not our sacred circlejerk!
The only thing cooler was The Replacements getting banned from SNL, another circlejerk.
Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 6:25:24 AM No.512590432
>>512590396
Sounds like you've got some repressed rage, leaf. Did a fat Indian steal your girlfriend?
Anonymous ID: nbMcxVLUUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:25:40 AM No.512590450
>>512588023
Who cares pussy
Cry faggot
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Anonymous ID: zjggAkYCCanada
8/9/2025, 6:27:11 AM No.512590516
>>512590331
>I already described half of it
saw that afterward
thanks
Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 6:28:32 AM No.512590576
>>512590450
Hey Matt, maybe try putting a leash on the uppity blue haired cunts in your writer's room.
Anonymous ID: ZO4X86CiUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:29:05 AM No.512590592
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>>512589996
aww he's crying again
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 6:29:38 AM No.512590612
>>512590592
>vectorstock
Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 6:32:55 AM No.512590738
>>512590303
>>512590396
Oh by the way leaf, Cartman is not a sociopath. This was proven in the episode Tsst when he ultimately decides not to kill his mother. Not that you give a shit about consistency in this series or even what the word "sociopath" means.
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Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:35:54 AM No.512590860
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>>512590738
Sociopaths play with their victims, like Billy the Kid. Cartman is just a general idiot that plays the fool for current events.
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Anonymous ID: qE3H+MbfCanada
8/9/2025, 6:36:00 AM No.512590863
>>512588340
Show went to shit a few years after the movie.
Anonymous ID: 8w1HrIfPUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:38:11 AM No.512590955
>>512587608 (OP)
They were always (((neocon))) faggots, hate to break it to you. Just like Jon (Liebowitz) Stewart, they were always shit, it just took many people a long time to realize it.
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Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:44:00 AM No.512591229
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>>512590955
>neocon
Stop using words. You’re not good at it.
Anonymous ID: RmUm8I0OUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:47:40 AM No.512591389
>>512590860
>Cartman is just a general idiot
If Cartman were an idiot then he would be a consistent failure. Like losing the presidential election. Cartman says what you don't dare to. Cartman is often proven correct. Cartman is no fool.
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Anonymous ID: XmjqiDIFUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:48:07 AM No.512591400
>>512588414
They retconned Tegridy Farms in one of their shitty movies, and now, in this lazy new season, Randy is still wearing a Karen jacket, living on his Tegridy Farm. But who cares? They're making fun of Drumpf!
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 6:48:50 AM No.512591426
>>512590860
Cartman does what he pleases, and has no respect for deontological ethics. This makes him antithetical to Kyle, and a mirror of Butters. He's not particularly stupid. On the contrary: He is one of the two characters in this series that always gets what he wants, no matter how difficult that is, when he puts his mind to it with the other being Butters.
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Anonymous ID: XmjqiDIFUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:50:04 AM No.512591481
>>512588882
Their Book of Mormon play is really good. Highly recommend seeing it, but maybe not after the lazy and uninspired season they are producing as lip service to their Paramound overlords who have a bone to pick with Trump over getting ass blasted in a lawsuit.
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Anonymous ID: XmjqiDIFUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:51:26 AM No.512591541
>>512589996
Yeah, that storyline turned into rancid garbage, but I thought Kenny invented time travel?
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Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:52:06 AM No.512591573
>>512591426
>>512591389
I didn’t say the idiot doesn’t prevail.
I think that’s the general thesis, I said he wasn’t inherently a sociopath.
Anonymous ID: o/jfrMNnUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:52:49 AM No.512591606
the-number-of-times-kenny-died-on-the-south-park-tv-series-1733436238
>>512591400
>continuity in south park
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 6:53:20 AM No.512591625
>>512591541
>but I thought Kenny invented time travel?
https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/My_Future_Self_n'_Me
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Anonymous ID: IH5yq7bgUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:56:14 AM No.512591739
>>512587608 (OP)
Is this an old picture of Brendan Frasier and John C Reilly?
Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:56:22 AM No.512591742
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>>512591481
>lazy and uninspired
Oh, I think it might be inspired by a few things…
Anonymous ID: XmjqiDIFUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:58:47 AM No.512591823
>>512591606
Ehh, even Kenny dying in every episode got retconned.
Anonymous ID: XmjqiDIFUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:59:35 AM No.512591853
>>512591625
Is this relevant?
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Anonymous ID: MdT7oXQGUnited States
8/9/2025, 6:59:53 AM No.512591866
>>512587608 (OP)
They are zionists who will never attack trump for being a jewish slave
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 7:00:06 AM No.512591875
>>512591853
>Moments later, a thin and handsome man, claiming to be Cartman's future self, shows up and tells Cartman that this was the turning point in his life. From this day forward, he turns his life around, and will become the famous CEO of a time-traveling company. Cartman is not convinced, believing it to be yet another Motivation Corp. actor and changes his mind, vowing to redouble his slovenly ways. Unfortunately, the man actually is Cartman's future self and subsequently changes into an obese, slovenly mechanic. Future Cartman then responds, "Oh, goddamn it!"
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Anonymous ID: ZTWZdw0fUnited States
8/9/2025, 7:00:26 AM No.512591891
>>512588882
They're mocked starving Africans. Let's see them mock starving Gazans.
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Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 7:06:16 AM No.512592143
>>512591866
>>512591891
>my cartoons never mock Israel hard enough
This must be exhausting.
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Anonymous ID: Ebt6b6/XCanada
8/9/2025, 7:10:29 AM No.512592320
>>512590738
He has literally killed multiple people. He hacked apart a couples' corpses, cooked them into chili, and fed the chili to their son because he pissed him off. He's absolutely fucked in the head.
>>512591875
Yeah, he invented time travel, then his younger self decided to double down on being a fat psycho, causing his older self to turn into a fat lazy mechanic. The version of Cartman that invented time travel was literally erased by Cartman's own actions.
Did you throw a fit at that episode, too?
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 7:15:56 AM No.512592528
>>512592320
>He has literally killed multiple people.
Is there a member of the main or even secondary cast that hasn't killed people in this show for dubious reasons? Hell even Santa and Jesus have killed dozens.
>The version of Cartman that invented time travel was literally erased by Cartman's own actions.
And the version of Kenny that invented time travel in COVID Returns was also erased. What's your point?
>Did you throw a fit at that episode, too?
No because it didn't take a gigantic fucking shit on God, love, and personal redemption all in one single stroke.
Anonymous ID: ZTWZdw0fUnited States
8/9/2025, 7:17:11 AM No.512592590
>>512592143
I never said anything about mocking Israel. I was talking about mocking starving Gazans like they mocked starving Africans. btw did they ever mock Isreal?
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Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 7:22:31 AM No.512592796
>>512592590
>circular arguments
Does this ever really work to justify the obviously implied?
Anonymous ID: WdqA+gV4United States
8/9/2025, 7:23:12 AM No.512592817
MAGA can't take a damn joke that's for damn sure
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Anonymous ID: PHFekLllUnited States
8/9/2025, 7:24:50 AM No.512592873
It was hilarious. You can tell they lean left because this is when their really good material comes out. I was wheezing at the end when they do the peanuts song.
Anonymous ID: EbyCvWxNUnited States
8/9/2025, 7:47:26 AM No.512593658
>>512587608 (OP)
White men are so fucked
Anonymous ID: T4gNJiWKUnited States
8/9/2025, 8:52:56 AM No.512596168
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You ever notice that sometimes, you get the same captcha, over and over, almost like you’re being watched?
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 8:53:23 AM No.512596179
>>512592590
>btw did they ever mock Isreal?
Depends on how you look at it. The Vaccines from Israel thing was followed shortly by a total loss of cogency as the entire cast, including aliens and Mecha-Streisand, danced on the graves of the unvaccinated. I still can not tell how many layers of irony were laid on in that scene.
sage ID: zAD+T/5fUnited States
8/9/2025, 9:25:26 AM No.512597580
still not watching it
Anonymous ID: UlWD+WdOAustralia
8/9/2025, 9:53:08 AM No.512598639
>>512587608 (OP)
Literal kikes.
Anonymous ID: UlWD+WdOAustralia
8/9/2025, 9:55:48 AM No.512598765
>>512588882
What the fuck are you talking about. The network pays the bills. Why do kikes always lie so much.
Anonymous ID: yvlcveYiCanada
8/9/2025, 10:04:41 AM No.512599081
>>512596168
You're both right and wrong at the same time.
Anonymous ID: tOmGxVMwUnited States
8/9/2025, 10:06:08 AM No.512599133
>>512588030
Mexican Joker
Anonymous ID: Rvk9ZHAeAustralia
8/9/2025, 10:10:47 AM No.512599302
>>512590178
Except Cartman was a child when he did bad things. A childhood shouldn't be held against the kid. Kids do dumb shit all the time and shouldn't be held accountable.
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Anonymous ID: hmSRBSh3United States
8/9/2025, 10:59:44 AM No.512601193
>>512599302
You're replying to a fucking retard that probably thinks Kyle is a good person.
Anonymous ID: ZPQnongAUnited States
8/9/2025, 11:12:13 AM No.512601666
>>512588882
they were howard stern tier clotshot pushers. the last funny episode was the burn down the hot topic one decades ago.
Anonymous ID: 3vvpYIlRUnited States
8/9/2025, 11:12:32 AM No.512601683
>>512587608 (OP)
Ah yes, the heroic billionaire jews.
Anonymous ID: bHgTrxEGAustralia
8/9/2025, 11:19:42 AM No.512601934
>>512592817
remember let's go brandon?
remember when the left were screaming uncontrollably and saying it wasn't funny?
Anonymous ID: PesLHHM5United States
8/9/2025, 11:20:59 AM No.512601986
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