After a minor misadventure you find yourself in possession of the world's first time traveling nuclear bomb with an estimated yield of 25Mt. It can travel through any time and any place. As a time machine it is somewhat impractical because the High-yield nuclear explosion itself is what makes time travel possible.

Despite this, it is capable of producing consequences that are both far reaching and inconceivable.

Wat do

>>512633580 (OP)
Nuke Adam and Eve. Cause fuck humans.

>>512633580 (OP)
i'd just keep it on my mantle as a decent conversation starter

>>512633580 (OP)
that's not a bomb, it's a protein folding capsule

Aristotle

>>512633681
Fucking based and redpilled

>>512633580 (OP)
nuke OP 10 minutes ago so he couldn't make this garbage thread

send it to mecca on 9/11 after the towers fall.

It would be such a mindfuck to muslims that they'd all be forced to convert to Christ

>>512633580 (OP)
Dismantle it and sell it for parts, the use the money to commission a 5m tall statue of Hadrianus in Tel Aviv which they would have to build because there's money on the line.

chronitons you say?

>>512633580 (OP)
Set it off in london or brussels and mostly kill only globalist, leftist and muslims.
I see it as a win.

>>512633580 (OP)
Sorry, namefag, but the nuke goes off in whatever trailer park you were conceived, 15 seconds before conception. It's just enough time to guarantee everyone involved is right under the blast.

>>512633580 (OP)
i place it in the path of the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs in 65m bc far enough away that any non destroyed matter has enough space to spread so nothing hits earth (ever, no monkey paw it got stuck in the orbit and came back shit)

>>512634121

Calculate the moment when jews were most concentrated in Amsterdam (The Jerusulem of the West) in the early - mid 1500s and blow up the city at the peak of their population concentration after being expelled from portugal and spain and other locations during the inquisitions of the 1490s.

If you kill that population then the first stock market and central bank never forms in 1600. And William of Orange is never funded to conquer England. Without William of Oranges funding the divine right of kings to rule remains in England and thus the world is saved because England would not spread central banking to its colonies and even the trans atlantic slave trade would never occur which means America remains White.

>>512633580 (OP)
Red Sea, right as Moses and his pack of cultists are crossing it.

>>512633681
Adam and Eve are Abrahamic Mythology. They weren't real people.

>>512633580 (OP)
Tel Aviv, 11:59:59, December 31,1999.
World would be a much better place.

>>512633580 (OP)
I go back in time and blow up the Titanic as it enters the north Atlantic, changing nothing

>>512633580 (OP)
Set it to explode one second in the future, which will cause it to permanently be 1 second out of phase with the current time, ensuring the complete safety of my timeline, and the complete destruction of anyone who exists 1 second in my future.

Downtown tel aviv ten seconds after an iranian flag tweet, everyone would flip the fuck out. 50/50 iran tries to backpedal and say it wasn't them, or declares allah wills it and there's some kind of global jihad because everyone is activated

Either way, many laughs to be had by all

>>512634717
Then I hit abraham

>>512634972
Why

>>512633580 (OP)
Does it work? let's test it at lake Toba, about 74,000 year ago

>>512633580 (OP)
I would disarm it and disassemble it.
Then I'd try to get a gf by telling her I saved both the past or the future by disarming a time traveling nuke.
...
Then she'd probably walk away from me very slowly.
:/

>>512633580 (OP)
I'd nuke the sun's core to add just a little bit of time to it's life :3

>>512633681
why not just set fire to the manger on the night jesus was born?

>destination mars
>go alone

>>512633580 (OP)
blow you guys up with it
>why not jews?
because jews can't exist without you

>>512633580 (OP)
I would nuke the WTC on September 10 2001.

>>512635183
>Set it to explode one second in the future
Isn't that just how a regular timed bomb works? Why would it not just go off a second after you hit enter and kill you?

>>512633580 (OP)
Find where muhammad (piss be upon him) was at a certain time, nuke hi ass. Has to be early on before his cancerous religion caught on.

>>512633580 (OP)
I'd send to to Israel, 34 AD.

>>512633580 (OP)
>Wat do
Nuke africa around 5k years in the past.

>>512635183
wrong, that would teleport you into a ~million degree mushroom cloud.

>>512633580 (OP)
This motherfucker right here is gonna get it

>>512633681
>>512634399
I like how you guys think. Especially preventing the asteroid strike, that's based af.

London in 1939, KOing Churchill

>>512633580 (OP)
I already stopped the Atlantean empire once and I would do it every time compared to what has transpired since 471 BC. That timeline branch was high octane nightmare fuel.

>>512633580 (OP)
Hide the triggers from Bibi.

>>512633580 (OP)
India

Directly to the first jews who made up their fake and gay cult

>>512634121
lol this goy believes the official narrative

>>512638711
All Uncle Ruckus types should be deported into a live volcano.

>>512633580 (OP)
Kill Abraham

>>512633580 (OP)
What's to stop a bright guy with pruning shears from clipping those wires?

Just befor and into the creation of the universe, that's going to mind fuck scientists foreverl

>>512633580 (OP)
Nuke the first kikes. Wipes out all of the modern world's problems. No more kikes, kike-worshippers, or nigger mudslimes. Easy.

I send it to future in a way i can bet my money and get some returns.

>>512636297
Muslims don't exist without jews, you revealed yourself Moshe.

>>512641375
Blatantly untrue. Kikes were not powerful enough to influence shit when muslims started. Kikes started using them as pets much later. Stupid fucking uneducated fingolian.

>>512638711
25mt wouldn't make a dent on them

Los Alamos during the nuclear tests.
As soon as they build their city and JUST get situated just turn the whole place into a crater.

This would allow Germany to have a fighting chance at winning the war.

>>512633580 (OP)
Shove it up Rabbi Shumey's ass

>>512641485
Islam is a fucking torah fanfiction you retarded nigger. It's a fucking Abrahamic religion you illiterate faggot.

>>512641366
>his kid now has 3 arms and two heads
Thanks, asshole, you made everyone an Indian

>>512633580 (OP)
Moscow, June 23 1941

>>512633580 (OP)
blow myself up right fucking now!

>>512642456
The assurance with which the ignorant speak their opinion never ceases to amaze

>>512633580 (OP)
LAME

>>512633580 (OP)
Travel back to before the start of the universe and have God killed before he can do a sloppy job.

>>512633580 (OP)
London, right after Napoleonic wars

>>512643079
Ok kike rat.

>>512633580 (OP)

Right at the epicentrum of the human technolgical awakening to stop you fuckers from becoming geek incells.

Man the fuck up gooftards

>>512643079
the abrahamic religions are just repackaged astrotheoligy

>>512633681
but then who would be left to trigger the bomb?

>>512635878
Because jesus is not a human, and you cannot kill him in a way that matters.

Right before the raid on Entebbe, nuke Benjamin Netanyahu.

>>512633580 (OP)
I would kill OP's mom so he couldnt make this retarded ass thread

>>512633580 (OP)
Easy, cuban missile crisis, nuke the US navy. This will kick off nuclear armageddon.

>>512633580 (OP)
Dump it on Paris in 1789

>>512633580 (OP)
I send it back to September 11th 2001 and blow up the World Trade Center right before any of the planes take off

exactly what date did warwick davis start filming willow?

>>512635878
>why not kill this innocent child who is just a normal human and not divine
>memeflag

>>512633580 (OP)
Nothing. As a German I know about auch situations and know that any use or just the simple thought of opening the 'bomb' would spilt into a variety of possibilities. But only cause you said it is so. So your initial post lead me to that. If it's time traveling and I don't know if it can teavel back as forth, the best thing is to not experiment with it without further tests. I think, exposing it to a few pools and places where it can play music or breed owls or other birds, pigeons or so.. , or places where it can dance and make music, or Idk...jusr swim in the pool,. Maybe doing some Fancy handwork later on..o would do that. If the little buddy can drink like me and is like chief o brian it's OK. I mean it's not a fucking bajoran.

>>512633580 (OP)
Id sell it to the jews lol. I believe when you exit your organic timeline there is no return

Send it to a caldera so we go through another mass extinction event the moment rome falls to the first barbarians.

>>512634163
Careful, anon. Time has moods.

>>512633580 (OP)
What the turbo-nerd fuck is that??

>>512633580 (OP)
Wuhan, June 2019

>>512633580 (OP)
I roll the dice and send it to the future because that’s gotta be even more fucked up than the present.

>>512648155
It’s a bomb just like the one you posted. The box is to set off the fuses at the right times to form the explosive lens

>>512634930
the answer

>>512633580 (OP)
Nuke the magic rock in mecca

>>512633580 (OP)
Drop it in Samandar, Khazaria in 740 AD. For extra keks, drop on the day of Passover.

>>512633580 (OP)
Tel Aviv next time Russia makes a nuclear-adjacent threat against the US
Fuck this gay earth, see you in the fallout boys

>>512633580 (OP)
turn off the time traveling feature and nuke telaviv now,

>>512633580 (OP)
Jekyll Island Nov 24, 1910