Friendly reminder that they purposely put carcinogens in toilet paper so you get ass cancer.

>>512636687 (OP)
>Bidet

>>512636687 (OP)
Just eat a non-goyslop diet high in fibre and you barely need to wipe anyway

>>512636687 (OP)
>he buys the fancy white shitpaper with cancer chemicals
>not the budget grey recycled shitpaper without
ngmi

anal sex with little jewish boys

>>512636687 (OP)
>carcinogens in toilet paper
source?

>>512636687 (OP)
oh, it's the toilet paper now

>>512639067
https://www.acs.org/pressroom/presspacs/2023/march/toilet-paper-is-an-unexpected-source-of-pfas-in-wastewater.html

I don't fucking care, I will continue to eat slop, smoke and drink. Genes will primarily determine if I get cancer and die or not, and being alive sucks anyway.

>>512636687 (OP)

Imagine being such a cuck that you submit to societies' demand that you must wipe your ass.

>>512636687 (OP)
I believe it. My butthole started getting very super itchy and when I started using some toilet paper. It also ruined my cock because when I would cum in a tissue and clean myself my dick got super irritated and started getting bad eczema. I thought I had some STD and the doctor thought I got some fungus. So stopped using that toilet paper and my dick got healthy and my butthole wasn’t itchy.

>>512639278
>Genes will primarily determine
Genes react to environment/behaviour. sunlight and esoteric diet will mean no cancer. Blaming everything on genes while just doing whatever is just low class tier determinism cope.

Oh my soul! Jeets I sincerely apologize for mocking you for wiping with your bare hands. I will now follow suit!

>>512636687 (OP)
get out of here with your propaganda you big bidet manufacturer.

you spit on the paper to wipe more efficient i only figured it out after like 25 years

>>512639359
It's because your asshole is getting abraded by the toilet paper and then getting a yeast infection. Use toilet paper with lotion.

>>512636945
PFAS are huge in recycling (toilet) paper. You can't escape the industrial society.
Imagine all the tiny colors, the layers (to make them fat, heat, water resistant), the labels, everything from your paper trash is inside of them.

>>512636687 (OP)
That would require food to eat before having the privilege to shit.