>News

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj3ljdymdlyo

>crackheads
>Boatwogs
>Legal immigrants in the millions
>Dole spastics
>Motability
Time to get out

>>512643985
Yeah, your HMO sounds grim

>But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
>Well you can do anything but
>Lay off of my blue suede shoes

Rapist edition

>>512643929 (OP)
looks like the pajeet wanted to be Hardeep in some pussy to make bitches Singh

>>512643929 (OP)
>go to the BBC
>get assaulted by this helmet-headed brown that looks like he fucking stinks

Another day in Britain

More rape edish

>>512643105

The police are lining the PA protestors up againt the wall and shooting them!

>>512644332
>There's a troll in the sex dungeon!

>gets the booty

dey putler finna meet trump ting in Alaska and dat mad ting my g bare cold in dem ends as well

https://xcancel.com/emergenteffects/status/1954217080078692762#m
>The Health and Care Worker visa has been an absolute disaster. Of a total number of 695,488 granted so far, 286,706 have been to the actual applicant while 408,782 have been to dependants, for a ratio of 1.43 dependants per applicant. It has been a backdoor to family immigration.
>In 2024 Nigerians brought 5.75 dependants per every main applicant. For Zimbabweans, it was over 7.
>Put another way, in total number of dependants of Health and Care Worker Visas alone is greater than the population of Cardiff. The scale of demographic change on a single visa is hard to overstate.
>It's higher than 1.43 if you limit yourself to the period when care workers could bring dependants, i.e. up to and including Q1 2024
Vote Tory

>£22 billion black hole
You know what'll fix that
>£52 billion black hole
We need to do exactly the same thing but even harder

>>512644408
Please tell me there is a version of this with audio somewhere?

'AV IT

Test

>>512644541
Fucking zoomers and their fortnite dances circa 2045

>>512644513
Mad ting dey finna bring da whole village over and dat

the countryside is so pretty round here

>>512644641
>These people are dreadful. The law imposes fines of up to 10% of a company's global turnover, as well as criminal liability for individual executives. Of course they're going to be risk averse when hit with new regulations like this. The Government and Ofcom are drunk on power.
They're so mad

DEPORT

https://x.com/ESpeaksFreely/status/1954289773847433424

>>512644541
he is immune from your judgements

Why are we still calling him her?

how do i still look like a total druggo after having packed in the drugs and consistently gone gym
so depressing
i'll likely always have crazy mad dark sunken eyes

>>512644516
>We can't keep talking about debt because the plebs are ready to kill the kikes that are demanding payment
>I know, let's pretend it's money that needs to fill the fabric of the universe

>>512644641
>>512644723
OSA was a wedge to start Digital ID normilisation on people, but instead they're all getting VPNs to avoid it and not hand over biometric data KEK

>>512644513
well thank FUCK we avoided that

this is not legal

>>512644774
Start using concealer

>>512644774
>i'll likely always have crazy mad dark sunken eyes
You got dem pakjeet genetics

>>512644691
>>512644774
mate you're unironically in the top percentile of handsomeness

don't worry kek

>>512644853
fun though

https://xcancel.com/Dannythefink/status/1954126299418493151#m
>This is a brilliant and important article.
Who knew that a jew would agree with Fraser Nelson' inane ramblings?

https://xcancel.com/AlbertoCostaMP/status/1954094677075829060#m
>Given the unwelcome and troubling rise in populism, aided by distorted social media, poor quality journalism and amplified by irresponsible politicians who ought to know better, this article by @FraserNelson is British journalism of the very highest quality. Well done Fraser.
>Conservative MP for South Leicestershire.
Bruv, you are literally carrying water for the Labour government! If Olukemi had balls she'd purge him from the party for saying this

>>512644541
BOSH

>>512644773
this is the plot of Primer

Maybe it's working after all

>>512644853
"But it should be"

>>512644920
P O O F T E R (you're gay)

>>512644860
>makeup
nah i quite like looking this unhinged
makes people uneasy
>>512644876
alrite josh

>>512644985
Yeah right, no matter how shit this country gets it's still an upgrade from Africa and India so they'll still come

>>512644773
>>512644978
It took me far too long to understand this, just like primer. Why did he have to mumble so much?

>>512644255
This was their best song imo
https://youtu.be/xqovGKdgAXY?list=RDxqovGKdgAXY

>>512643929 (OP)
Wait, didn't he get kicked off The One Show for exactly that like a decade ago?

>>512644920
it's clever camera angles tbf

>>512644985
>I'm two hundred percent nigger

>>512644853
Weak English cunt can't even knock out a paki with his hands down.

>>512645042
not a quare

>>512644408
https://xcancel.com/Gentilenewsnet

>>512644985
So the ones that do come just commit malpractice for the love of the game. Money isn't everything I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60nmPitbnyM

>>512645270
it seems that you can only trust your own skin

>>512645245
topkek dropped like a sack of spuds

>spider on your bed
>you try to grab it but it runs away and disappears under your bed
>sweet dreams lads

>40% of Huelva’s seasonal work force of 100,000 are undocumented. Without paperwork, the workers cannot rent accommodation, and so thousands are forced to live in shacks made of scraps scavenged from waste dumps, with no running water or electricity.
Imagine not giving them 4 star hotel accommodation and free cash. It's barbaric

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/aug/09/spain-economy-strawberries-pickers-migrant-gdp

>>512645361
I dunno about that, I'm pretty tanned at the minute

>>512645270
>Doctors without borders but you're a BAME that goes to developed countries simply to enjoy harming their patients for fun
only slightly worse than the actual doctors without borders

>>512644332
I wasn't even slightly surprised to learn that he was a wrong'un. I remember seeing him on tv and he had that weird cloying, I'm-one-of-the-good-ones male feminist air about him.

>>512645408
She's right. It's time to replace them with a machine that does the job 10x faster for half the crime rate.

>>512645429
>propaganda has told him otherwise

>>512645381
I love spiders

>>512644465
>mo emportant dan drinkin watah

>>512645408
>undocumented
I L L E G A L
But the actual solution to this, their mass deportations and punitive fines against those hiring them, isn't what she wants though, she wants a route for them to stay. Nor would she accept a compromise solution of Arab style formalised semi slavery.

>>512645541
I don't like them crawling on me when im in bed, what if it goes up my arse ffs

The only thing female racists deserve

>>512645613
I like watching cellar spiders clean their feet, or leg ends I guess

>>512645590
4 star hotels, bennies, free housing, cash, dental, medical. No wonder they want to come here so badly. It all needs to stop

watermelon challenge

>>512645733
Fundamentally the welfare state needs to be fully dismantled

>>512645613
knew buttplugs must actually have some utilitarian function
they always puzzled me, what reason do people even have to buy them?

anyway have some irish folk
https://youtu.be/SPXTZ9FF-HM?si=w1pXIwqZXgzQhTCv

>>512643929 (OP)
>nig accused of nog behavior in Big Black Cock studio
No wonder.

>>512645771
she dyed

>>512645771
What was the plan here?

>>512645811
Agreed. Funny how all these boatwogs manage to find work within hours of landing and dole spastics can spend decades failing to launch

>>512645771
Hahaha they never cease to amaze me

>>512645962
Plan?

>>512645962
It was a filler episode but they didn't have a mallet for the watermelon smashing

>>512645962
(you)'s
and it worked

Think one of my livers needs removing

>>512645996
They can survive on it with their government funded scooters, no tax or insurance, no housing, clothing, food, or healthcare costs

>>512645996
fuck paying taxes to jews and pedophiles and jewish pedophiles

>>512645771

>>512644332
>>512645461
I remember he dobbed in Carol Thatcher backstage at the One Show for saying a tennis player looked like a golliwog.

>>512646171
kek

>>512646145
Is that from the globalist playbook?

>>512646171
Lel
Madlad

>>512644332
havent seen this faggot in years. forgot he even existed

>>512646191
Did she look like a golliwog though?

>>512645771
At least one of them knew what was going to happen

Funny how when it's protesting in support of darkies, in one of the most diverse cities in the world, it's mostly Whites.

>>512646078
eat it on livestream like celebs do with their placentas
start a craze

>>512646171
>Coronation of Queen Latifah II

the older i get the more i appreciate the differences between men and women

>>512646250
why was i was expecting gore
4chan ruined me

For me it's Arsedeep.

>>512645771
Yo why can't I stop laughing, legit GTA SA music playing

>>512643985
All I've seen in this thread in the last week is people saying leave the UK, is this a psyop? I pay taxes for you 77th I deserve to know.

>>512646272
The mandem got priors, they ain't gonna risk it

looking forward to my milibennies
>bzzz

>>512646257
It was this bloke.

>>512646350
your noticing skills will improve with age

>>512646369
>sukhmandeep
i mean, was the "deep" really necessary

>>512646432
>bzzz
milibennies icumin

>>512646329
kek

if there were a competition for "the most telegraph headline" i think this would be a strong contender

474 terrorist supporters arrested in London.

oo being against genocide isn't terrorism. Yeah and being against illegal invaders raping and murdering women and children from the comfort of 4 star hotels isn't fascism. GET FUCKED

>One held a handwritten sign which read: “Why do fascists only care about women when they can use our stories and pain to oppress others?”
Well???

>>512646461
I don't know why, but I'm filled with a deep visceral loathing whenever I hear a jeet name.

>>512646329
Nice

night lads

>>512646654
Bet not one of them gets charged.

>>512644408
Just strolling off and trying to look like they have got nothing to do with it limo
Like there are always gangs of Jews in the woods/walls/tunnels not doing anything suspicious.

>>512646654
more fancy dress outfits

>>512646654
WAHEYYY

Is there any Sussex or Bamedad news?

>>512646719
good night mate

>>512646674
>Fatty Fat Fat
w/e

>>512646630
Those meal deal sandwiches look shit

>>512646703
Miss Catboy Kami like you wouldn't believe.

>>512646654
>and being against illegal invaders raping and murdering women and children from the comfort of 4 star hotels isn't fascism
Exactly, they shot themselves in the foot with this. Nobody else outside their bubble is going to give a shit because of the way they treated others. Two tier hypocritical cunts.

>>512646678
>amin yashed

>>512646674
>Justice for survivors and victims
Of what?

>>512646445
She has a point

>>512646719
night lad

>>512646808
Wasn't he still streaming on Kick?

>>512646719
Night la.
Tempted to stay up see if there is another blocko/josh throwdown.
>two retards fighting

>>512646781
tbf i do quite like the tomato and mozarella one

>>512646719
Bit early for bedtime lad.

>>512646757
not strictly related but thought just occurred to me, imagine being so massive the police can't move you. like 200kg. cooorr

>>512646397
Give me a reason to stay

>>512643929 (OP)
>under bbc policy any female that could be reasonable consider a woman rather then a girl is too old to engage in sexual actions with.

Is it too late to eat a fajita?

>>512646719
sleep well x

my favorite paki name is "anus batty"
i swear that's a real name

>>512646445
this looks like Harvey price if he were normal

>>512646953
no

>>512646953
Corrr imagine the dreams
Imagine the fart that will wake you up.

>>512646953
I just ordered McDonald's

>>512646813
Look how Kneecap have repaid others after their "free speech" run in.

>>512647002
>it's pronounced anoo sar

>>512646943
Living standards are still better than most places. You want to be a waiter earning £300 a week in Spain? At least it's sunny eh.

>>512646953
No, my grandad was in his 70s before he ever had a pizza

>>512646887
I don't know. I don't really keep up with the e-celebs.
I just remember him being posted on outer a lot when I first started browsing 4chan and I thought he was funny if not a bit retarded.
Same with Gypsy crusader.

Watching die hard on BBC 1

Got told I had a nice willy

>>512647061
fucking hell "anus batty" i'm dying

>>512647055
oh look kike golems
I am shocked
is anyone else shocked?

>>512647084
by your dad?

>>512647063
>£300 a week
i think they earn less honestly

>>512647084
Was it your nan? Nans always give compliments like that.

>>512647063
rent is 120 per month, and you serve your own national cuisine

>>512647070
>No, my grandad was in his 70s before he ever had a pizza
What did he think of it?

>kismah boddhi

>>512647137
A good number of British "right wingers" were simping for them for months, it's all so tiresome

>>512647171
As a child my nan said I had a small willy, kek. I was literally 7 years old, perhaps even younger. What did she expect?

>>512647055
These are the same cunts who say shit like "the elite want us to be divided so we don't target them!" but then do absolutely nothing to stop people being divided, make the divisions worse, and keep doing pretty much everything the elites want them doing anyway.

>>512646914
Yeah? I used to get this one when I was visiting the job centre. Think it had spinach in it as well.

>>512647084
We'll see.

>>512647341
i once walked into the kitchen in my undies to make myself a coffee one morning as i forgot grandma was round
she caught a glimpse of me bulge and raised her eyebrows and said
>to think we thought you were a girl when you were born as your willy was so tiny
yeh thanks ma i really needed to know that

>>512647063
Why would I be a waiter in Spain?

A sandwich without meat should be illegal

>>512647412
You could literally make this at home and it'd be far tastier than anything brought from a shop. Perplexes me how normies eat meal deal slop when they could be packlunchmaxxing.

>>512647360
Social media has made people the most unsociable and intolerable we have ever been
the rhetoric I see getting pushed nowadays where no nuance is allowed and you're pitching for sports teams
I guess I'm an oldfag now but the younger generation are so fucking retarded and 1 dimensional thinking. they're the most segregated, divided lot I've ever seen

>>512647412
>avocado
pop it in the bin

>>512647412
good choice
the the lgbt is good too
>lettuce guacamole bacon tomato

hello britain
give up

>>512647063
300 a week is a high wage for a spanish waiter
but beers are literally a third of the price and you geta free tapa so it's still possible to enjoy yourself

>>512647168
They do, but their costa living is considerably lower

>>512647558
That isn't mayo lad

>>512647412
Try chicken and Avocado at m&s when it's in. Lush

>>512646703
>little girls laughing at overtly racist content

There is hope for the future generation

>>512647081
poor Bruce ended his legacy on a shit note

>>512647522
pretty sure cheese sandwiches are the national lunch food
absolutely revolting
who could put cheddar between two slices of bread and call it "food"
that's dutch levels of misery

>>512647545
Avacado is great, cheap, and a literal superfood. Only boomers seethe at avacado because of unfunny memes.

>>512647608
Costa Living? not heard of that one

>>512647171
No a woman who was sucking and gagging on it. Made her eyes tear up. Well, she did that herself.

blocko is gay
thats it isn't it
he's a homosexual

>>512647705
and it is gown in pisreal
always check

>>512647532
I'm not making a packed lunch to go to the job centre. Sainsburys is the closest supermarket to it and as grim as it is I'd rather get something to eat their than some bame infested fast food place

>>512647673
not really
he was sick and decided to make as much cash as possible for him and his family

>>512647705
>cheap
where?

>>512647545
avocado, crispy streaky bacon, thinly sliced tomato, red onion, mayo, Irish butter and fg black pepper on fresh bread

>>512647705
i like to do it the italian way for a midnight snack
salt pepper olive oil and vinegar
if the avocado is soft and ripe its naturally nuttiness really shines thru

>>512643929 (OP)
Why is it that you now hear about pajeet every single day?

>>512647825
ginsters and done

Co op used to do an amazing cheese sandwich. Mayo with grated Cheese. they've stopped putting as much Mayo in now so it's drier. I've made a complaint

>>512647882
>undated file photo
>all white people
Yeah, that photo's a good decade or two old.

>>512647705
>cheap
a quid for an avocado isn't cheap

>>512647890
ginsters fajita pork slice is tasty but i don't bother looking at the nutritional information as it's artificial artery clogging shit

>>512647360
I never get that argument, what exactly do these people want us to target the elites for? It seems to be just mo money fo dem programz tedium. Kneecap should rightly be in prison for supporting the murder of civilians and secession, that's a fundamental division right there. Plus they're all ok with massive demographic transformation which should be a huge political question, but they consider it natural and support repression of anyone talking about it.

>>512647545
I love em. Sea salt, splash of malt vinegar. Never pull full price though

>>512647897
sad
that was a nice standby stomach filler

>>512647848
avocado
grown in israel
crushed and put back on the shelf

>>512647897
Used to work in a factory that did sandwiches for co-op others. Believe me, the mayo to cheese ratio is the last thing you should be concerned about.

>>512647963
>ginsters fajita pork slice
posh cunt

>>512647979
try it with balsamic or cider vinegar if you haven't
i'd say it's an upgrade

https://youtu.be/UXOgzXmd5Zo

https://youtu.be/UXOgzXmd5Zo

https://youtu.be/UXOgzXmd5Zo

>>512647666
She has OnlyFans now
(Im kidding hope exists)

>>512647781
Why was your nan sucking your weenie?

I hate kikes so much it's unreal

>>512648028
lmao it's the same price as the steak slice and u can get it at b&m
it's literally poverty food

>>512647999
I don't buy Israeli upside down satan

>>512647846
>>512647953
I can literally buy 6 avacados for a pound in my local, heavily densely, working class town market. It's also not expensive for a pack of 4 in Aldi or Lidl iirc.
>>512647816
Damn, anon. I never knew this. I gotta increase my nooticing.

>>512648049
>negro sofa
filtered

>>512648057
Jealous of me having sex?

>A protester who was asked to remove his face mask shouts at a police officer whilst taking part in the Stand Up to Racism rally outside the Britannia International Hotel in Canary Wharf

>>512647825
fuck.

>>512648121
enjoy your bollock fruit

Speed Vs did hard 3

>>512648099
how do you know?

>>512648182
looks heebish

>>512648252
did hard 3 no question

>If a foreigner seeking asylum comes here by plane, boat or train they are not allowed to claim asylum

Yup. The government that gives out food, phones, healthcare, money, hotel rooms to illegals suddenly grows a backbone when anyone turns up at the airport requesting asylum and turns them back around

>>512648182
Look at that copper trying not to gag at the smell of cum

AVOCADO

>>512647699
>pretty sure cheese sandwiches are the national lunch food
>absolutely revolting
Nothing wrong with cheese sandwiches.
You could have it with farmhouse pickle, piccalilli, chillie sauce, brown sauce etc.

This shit hurt

>>512648126

>>512647976
>what exactly do these people want us to target the elites for
They think they want to target the elites for things like their greed and power, until they realise how they maintain that greed and power.
>"stop exploitive pay and conditions!"
>okay so let's stop mass migration which allows them t-
>"NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
>"protect the environment!"
>well let's stop encouraging third worlders who treat the environment like shit to breed like ra-
>"NO NOT LIKE THAT"

And so on and son on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVPsZczyGo

>>512648182
Why are they still carrying those same signs after 4 or 5 years. Can they not come up with a new design?

>>512648099
how do you know you dirty fucking kike, answer me

>>512648326
i don't mind brie bacon and cranberry on malt brown slices now i think about it

Your nan is sucking your dick.
Would you rather it be the best blowjob of your life, or the worse blowjob of your life?

anyone here went to boardmasters?

>>512648447
>dentures out
corr

>>512647890
Got heat that bad boy up

>>512648461
nah cus i'm not a crusty hippy with shitty music taste

>>512648327
>i'm like a turd
>i'll only fill your bog

some spanish bames moved in down the road. leave rubbish everywhere like the eastern euro bames

>>512648447
why should it be either?

>>512648486
i like jamaican lamb patty 30secs in the microwavey and encona bonnet sauce with a side salad

>>512648327
She's a big lass.

>>512648327
grim

Belly Furtado

>>512648510
>I'm a foodeater

>>512648514
probably latams

>>512648506
you go for the birds, not the music

>>512648461
is that a public school?

>>512648385
The protestors should copy the design, with different text.
>Send them back
>Stop the boats

>>512648583
gay

>>512648574
>Belly Furtado
oof

>>512648327
Did she take her maneater song too literally?

>>512648327
always have a quick peek at the mother-in-law, I don't say this shit for fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRM2Gn9nU7Q

>>512648258
they have "made in china" stamped on therm

>>512648326
Ploughman's
Coor

>wow can't believe they arrested people for holding up a sign with words on, shocking!
>AAAAHHHHH IS THAT SOMEONE SAYING SOMETHING MEAN ON TWITTER ABOUT ILLEGAL MIGRANTS? ARREST THEM NOW! HATE SPEECH IS NOT FREE SPEECH!
I hope they press charges but they probably won't.

>>512648747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRM2Gn9nU7Q

>>512648574

Marina Spilman, my beloved…

>>512648770
you're a jewish paedophile lol

>>512648700
https://youtu.be/iIlIptYl7_Y?si=Uom36uGO4xwU5fYf
first heard this one on a oneman live stream of a festival set yeats back
slaps

>>512648574
>>512648725

>>512648818
Lol

belly ferlardo

>>512648627
How can blackpillers look at a photo like this and still believe the British people are going to be physically put down by the police and state sponsored communist spastics?

>>512648574
>Belly Furtado

>>512648818
Imagine if Josh hooked up with Blocko's sister.
That'd be clarse.

>>512648747
>Furtado revealed that she once turned down US$500,000 to pose fully clothed in Playboy.

>>512648830
not your boogeyman abdul

Can they can make the grade without watering it down?

>>512648327
>47
>looks incredible
looks fat
and old

>>512648700

>>512648818
tf is wrong with u

>>512648966
you're a fat nonce from runcorn and a jewish paedophile.

>>512648818
>Marina
any port in a storm

>>512648938
She's getting her back blown by a tradie

>>512648182
It's all very boring and safe. Let's all pretend to be really angry in our police sanctioned safe zones.

>>512649010
Remember Ultimate Farce? In later seasons the SAS Diversity Squad had a girl member.

>no Charlie Veitch tonight
Bit shit that

>>512649026
we’re in love mate, sorry

>fuck me have you taken a pill your dick is rock hard
One of the nicest things you can hear from a woman

>>512649185
Post some pics of her pregnant lmao.

>>512648929
Because this is small potatoes still

>>512649010
they will just end up causing trouble and sowing division by shagging all the sas blokes

>>512649255
wearing latex

>>512649247
I once didn't see my ex for a couple of weeks, when we finally met up again she said
>you're bigger than I remember
And she wasn't talking about my big lad status.

>>512649019
poor trampoline

>>512649026
Your sister looks submissive and breedable. Reckon she's done anal?

>>512649185
Need to max out the chin AI

>>512649055
accurate

>>512649357
don't make me bring up the nose ashes

Jenrick fears his daughters are going to be raped by migrants.
Tory's turned hard right

>>512649321
that means she’s fucked a lad with a smaller willy while you were gone but wasn’t sure if you were bigger or not m8

>>512649425
She cheated on me at a later date desu so I wouldn't put it past her.

>>512649321
Well endowed eh lad? I'm 6 and half inches downstairs but I get rock hard erections

she's tapped

>>512649482
>Well endowed eh lad?
Not remotely :(

>>512649321
hoe math

>>512649372
She's definitely spread herself wide in missionary and taken a rough pounding.

>>512649588
>>512649372

>>512649415
omg based jenrick is our guy

New

>>512649650
>>512649650
>>512649650

>>512649482
how many inches upstairs?

>>512649680
do one of her as a latex dominatrix lad

>>512649415
>Tory says something
Don't care.
Ignore

>>512648327
>I'm like a Bird
>I only fly aw...

>>512649572
I like sticking the fella all the way in and doing short deep strokes as I gradually build up pace. Seems to work. Bonus points if she's pulling you in or squeezing onto your biceps

>>512649680
I am once again requesting her pregnant.
Ideally with a seething Blocko like this one.

>>512649729
5 11

>>512649723
Why do you have a different ID now?

>>512649845
manlet

>>512649010
>A Special Forces commander said: “The threat has changed. It’s not just about kicking doors. The battlefield is more transparent. Places are much harder to get to.
>top-secret operations against Russian and Chinese agents

ok that makes sense

>>512649415
Didn't Jenrick invite them all in? Also I hate it when people use the term medieval as a slur

>>512649680

>>512649906
Doesn't matter if most women are smaller than 5 4

>>512643929 (OP)
>Big Brother contestant
>Indian

>>512649992
pedo

>>512643929 (OP)
>Ma'am how about I redeem those boobs n' vagene?

>>512644516
Maybe we should start putting the debt onto the boat people and have them pay it off as slave wagies, radical idea. And when they pay it off they get a free ticket back home

>>512644985
We need more boatwogs then, aspiring engineers, scientists and doctors them

>>512645703
>The media
>White looking man sexually harasses hostess

>>512645771
Is she okay?

>>512646654
Its easier to arrest the Israel protesters because most of them are onions as fuck

>>512646953
>a fajita
Explain