>be me
>excited for new king of the hill
>find out the cute Asian neighbor, one of the first animated drawings of a woman I jerked off to when I was 12, is a common woke college whore who does drugs
is in a open relationship with Bobby’s boss’s son and Bobby is a cuckold simp who wastes his time chasing after used up sideway Asian cunt probably for the entire series
>childhood destroyed
When will it stop? Everything has been a slow moving train wreck since 2017. They keep bringing shit back remaking them and making them worse with bigger actresses or retarded degenerate woke shit. The only solace is anime.

bro ur whack jerking off to kids, i always had a thing for luanne

Don't worry they make fun of her for it.

>>512653696 (OP)
She's basically Jenny from Forest Gump. Isn't interested in Bobby until she's ridden the cock carousel all around Arlen and done a bunch of drugs. Even Bobby could do better than Connie.

>>512653696 (OP)
Wow! Does she inject the weed??!?
So satanic bro!!

>>512654144
luanne needs a bwc breeding

>>512654771
Imagine fundamentally killing a character for the sake of a joke. This new king of the hill must be ass.

>>512653696 (OP)
It's actually great, I remember I met some girls like this. Sweetest thing in middle/high school biggest slut ever at age 30. Bobby turned out all right.

>>512653696 (OP)
Having a woke character doesn't make an entire show woke, retard
That's like saying having a racist character in a show makes the show racist

>>512653696 (OP)
>the cute Asian neighbor, one of the first animated drawings of a woman I jerked off to when I was 12

>>512655293
>ugh everything always sucks and I hate myself
Go away faggot

Women are disgusting dopamine addicts.
They would cum while getting fucked by 17 niggers as their only child is ripped own by jackals.

>>512653696 (OP)
>excited for new king of the hill
You're not a real fucking human being.
You're NPC trash.

Damn as I get older (I’m 19) the more truth this show has. Are women preprogrammed to need as much attention as possible?

>>512653696 (OP)
King of the hill?
More like
Release the epstein files.

>OH MAH GAWD U GUISE IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS 2025 REMAKE/REBOOT!!!!!

>OH MAH GAWD U GUISE IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS 2025 REMAKE/REBOOT!!!!!

>OH MAH GAWD U GUISE IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS 2025 REMAKE/REBOOT!!!!!

>OH MAH GAWD U GUISE IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS 2025 REMAKE/REBOOT!!!!!

>OH MAH GAWD U GUISE IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS 2025 REMAKE/REBOOT!!!!!

anyone that claims to have been "excited" for a 2025 king of the hill reboot needs to suck a barrel
living human waste

>>512655752
*evolutionarily programmed
literally yes

this isn't really woke, more like the average female in 2025

>>512655026
Jenny had the excuse of being me rally abused by her chomo father. Sounds like Connie is just another feminist icon.

Yeah man did one, dang old love man its like this o'life man, does she bang Boomhauer?

>>512655839
I miss old /tv/.
Fuck the gay nigger mods.

>>512653696 (OP)
be me too old watches the pooter
laugh my ass off
concern that we only have 4 girls not a boy to carry on the fart humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-dby7reGeY
>>512653696 (OP)
is it out yet? king of the hill I mean?

wait what's that farting sound?
>you don't know me I don't know you

>>512653696 (OP)
Okay, but isn't "realistic depictions of people" part of the appeal of the show?

>>512655394
>Strawman
Not even any effort put into it, you put words into my mouth I never got close to saying.
Just accept people have opinions. I don't like a character whoring themselves out and ruining their character just to be the butt of a joke.

You people are retarded and negative af over everything
They made fun of her multiple times and they did NOT portray her sluttiness / open relationship in a positive manner in anyway shape or form
He also didn't waste his time since he got her in the end

>>512655026
Isn’t this realistic though? It’s not a good thing necessarily but that’s how this degenerate society is now.

>>512655293
It’s more than a joke anon it’s a critique of polyamory which young people desperately need to hear.

>>512655293
It's an accurate portal of a modern college woman
. Bobby's no saint either he's into hook up culture too.

>rightoids openly admitting to jerking off to drawing of little kids like it's totally normal

Bobby was a loser chasing after Khani since the start. The only difference is now Khani is a future wreak by being a whore instead of just being out of Bobby's league.

>>512653696 (OP)
>expected anything from a modern show

>>512653696 (OP)
Are you retarded? Did you even watch the original run? Are MAGA/rightoids so fucking media literacy that they don't realize 99% of thr shit they remember fondly literally mocked what they believe in, now? It's like 95th time this week I ve heard about some retard claiming things are woke now while ignoring that shit like Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Rage Against the Machine, Eminem, Assassin's Creed, Superman, System of a Down, etc. was always political and "woke." You just didn't notice it then, because you were a little asshole, and not a complete asshole.

You're the pearl-clutching faggots on the side of banning video games and censoring anime, now. kys

>>512656758
He was 12 jerking off to another 12 year old

>>512653696 (OP)
She clearly doesn't have sex with anyone else, Chane's the one sleeping around and she's just doing mental gymnastics to cope about it.

>>512653696 (OP)
>excited for new hollywood stuff
dont do that bro

>>512656453
Yea she was the “victim” being taken advantage of by evil men and not a whore who actively sought it out
>got her in the end and didn’t waste his time
LMAO yea sex one time and her leeching off him now that she was ready to settle down and die of aids.

>>512656970
KotH is was and always will be bipartisan
Anyone who says otherwise has never seen the show or is too blind to notice because they are easily offended

>>512653696 (OP)
The fuck are you talking about the show is great.
Literal red pills being thrown at people about how fucking retarded women are.
We literally got to watch in real time Bobby starting to hate his girlfriend.

Ain't no joke, this is the literal disgust on his face after she womansplains some shitty whore info at him.

>>512653696 (OP)
what actually happened
>conny is too busy to have sex with her boyfriend
>she agrees to be in an open relationship so he can get laid
>she gets tired of him not asking "are you ok?"
>starts to date bobby

Why do you people just watch part of an episode and then not finish? absolute fucking retards.

>>512656993
This. She's working on 2 degrees and coping with the "open relationship" bs when Chane knows Kahni doesn't have time to see anyone else. Not to mention, in the original run, she was primed to be a rebellious slut because of her parent's exceedingly high expectations.

>>512656993
exactly, incels just wnat another reason to despise women, or in this case fictional women
theyre sick in the head
khan jr had a very strict upbringing so its easy to see why she might fall for tht libtard shit but it was bobbys boss's son who was benfitting from sleeping around, she liekly had low self esteem

>>512657051
>Yea she was the “victim” being taken advantage of by evil men and not a whore who actively sought it out
That didn't happen
>LMAO yea sex one time and her leeching off him now that she was ready to settle down and die of aids
Bobby got two women and turned down one and judging by how easy he got them it's safe to assume he has got more in the past and will in the future
I think you are just basing your opinions on what you read over on /tv/

>>512657206
man he tried this with beavis and butthead it sucked...

>>512657252
A lot of anons made there minds up to hate it the first moment they heard about the reboot so they went in with negative attitudes
They see what they want to see

Hank Hill would be an Israel loving MIGA boomer but no show ever makes fun of Israel because you-know-who controls the media and the ability to cancel anyone

>>512657394
I enjoyed it and laughed a lot, its rare when a show actually makes me laugh these days.

damnit I'm not giving my name and number to the machine, hulu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enBllfqkMEw

>>512653696 (OP)
didn't read lol

can't a nigger just fucking buy the bluerays?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8CwBiromN4

>>512657118
It's was literally All in the Family but in cartoon form. A conservative Hank Hill was always growing as a person by being pushed outside of his comfort zone and box. The representation of both the far-right conspiracy theorist, Dale, (also getting cucked) and the deeply racist conservative, Cotton, were always unflattering. Conie, Peggy, and, sometimes even, Bill, were usually the moral compasses and sympathetic characters of the show.

>>512656970
Eminem was really a fucking white nigger faggot all along? Thanks, I surely would never have figured that out on my own!

>>512656019
I agree.
>>512656557
Its definitely realistic, yeah.

>>512653696 (OP)
I don't see what the issue is. Don't villains need to be represented?

>>512653696 (OP)
>didn't end up with fat boy
based

>>512657852
Hank was proven right more times than not

>>512657501
Same. I don't think it's perfect by any means but overall it was a good show

>>512658057
He wasn't even fucking right about propane.

>>512653696 (OP)
>excited for new king of the hill
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>512655752
So basically if you take an anthropology class in your local community college you'll learn that women control sex access and men control resource access. If a man gets attention from women it probably means he gets lots of sexual opportunities and if a women gets from means she should get lots of resources.

For women attention=resources=survival

Women are preprogrammed to be attentionwhores and so are men. Except 60% of men do not get attention (reproduce) while 80% of women get attention (resources from men either through government forcing men or directly men in their lives)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7zQiZf2La4

damnit he dead.. rusty shakelford I mean... I forgot

luane... Brittany Murphy.. so tragic...

>>512658208
You obviously never watched the is or don't remember it if you don't know about Hank being proven right time and time again

>>512654144
I crush [hardmode] on her every time

>>512653696 (OP)
I just finished the season. They were making fun of woke shit the entire time and her being like that was showing how ridiculous it is

>>512653696 (OP)
first animated girl I jerked off too was Ryoko

>>512653696 (OP)
>>512655293
Racemixing has now entered the minds of the mainstream, now what?

>you're not Ethical Non-Monogamy material
>because you're husband material
>this is not seen as an insult
Translation for anyone not versed in Womanese:
>you're not hot enough for me to truly desire to fuck, you don't really turn me on like that and get me absolutely GUSHING like this other guy
>fuck, he turns me on so much I don't even care if he bangs other girls, that's fine with me, as long as I can get his dick sometimes I don't care!
>but you? uhh, you're a good boy I guess. you won't go anywhere. when I don't feel like getting railed by 500 guys I'll let you have the honor of being the 501st
>this is seen as a compliment by women

died of mold... btw have you guys seen the movie spun where luanne. I mean brittany ... is a really good movie

>>512658458
is a whole season?

Gib! need now

>>512653696 (OP)
Bobby doesn't need the grief of the women in his life. They are all basically trash. His mom too.

>>512658725
It was obvious she meant she didn't want to use Bobby then cast him out. She wanted a real loving relationship with him
>>512658833
(W)atch (c)artoons (o)nline dot tv
Or pay for it on Hulu your choice

>>512656758
Isn't the whole point of this site for jerking off to anime?

>>512653696 (OP)
>find out the cute Asian neighbor, one of the first animated drawings of a woman I jerked off to when I was 12


White boiis are fucking weirdos.

>>512658741
I enjoyed it too my neighbor showed it to me one day

>>512657417
Hank would be a never-Trumper. Kanh would be MAGA.

>>512655839
>needs to suck a barrel
This is peek coming from a nip. A shame you slopes don't have the same "opportunities." "Needs to harakiri the belly," really doesn't have the same ring to it.

>>512658924
>She wanted a real loving relationship with him
Yeah, I know she "wants" it, but it's deeply insulting to tell a man this, even if you intend it as a compliment.
Think about it, here's Chane that's she doesn't want to be with, but gives her body up to very easily.
And here's Bobby, who she legitimately wants to be with and love, and he has to WORK to get it.
How this is not a backhanded insult is beyond me. Women rewarding men they would never want to marry and punishing the men they do is absolutely hilarious and counter productive to me.
>This guy's hot, but he's kinda unreliable. He can just take me out for a drink and fuck the shit out of me all night long
>This guy's a way better fit for me! Better go out on several dates and talk and take things slow, wouldn't want him to think I'm a whore!

>>512655293
She cheated on Bobby in the original.

>>512656970
>I was brainwashed by Jewish media but everyone else is retarded

>>512653696 (OP)
What's wrong? This is actually a very accurate depiction of white male relationships in America. The fact that she's Asian is the cherry on topm

>>512655293
>t. doesn't understand character development

>>512653696 (OP)
>KOTH: nails the modern 20s zoomer female.
>/pol/: Fucking REEEEEEEEEE!
You incels crack me up.

>>512659009
is sick good so we don't have meth here in norway they use amphetamines, look we've all been teens I get stressed out by it the movie I mean.. god look we all had frens that went down that path
>>512658924
my name is rusty shakel ford I'm not giving my credit card to no hulu machine

god damnit I guess I have to make an account.....

Bobby becoming a cuck, and Connie being a dumb slut, is incredibly believable for both characters though. I don't consider anything created after like 2015 to be canon to any longrunning series anyway.

I wish they had thrown in the extra money neccesary to draw and animate it the way it used to be. It's jarringly bad to me. like flash animation from 2005 or something. I still haven't watched an episode because i was so turned off.

>>512658208
>He wasn't even fucking right about propane.
I tell you wuhat! You don't know shit, faggot.

>>512653696 (OP)
The first episode was absolutely terrible, I guess I enjoyed the second episode but I stopped watching. Might watch another some time, but I’m not excited for it.

>>512653696 (OP)
Some of you have the media literacy of bathtub mildew.

>>512659428
man is like everything that year it all went to shit, tbqh I haven't seen shit .. last show I watched and loved wa.. exceptions interstellar and so. used to love movies and series

then they made it all into some sort of weird cringe ddr wannabe crap

>>512659538
The first episode was "HEY, THE HILLS ARE BACK AND TIME HAS GONE BY, LOOK AT ALL THE CHANGES!!! WOW, ISN'T THE WORLD DIFFERENT NOW?!?!" for 25 minutes. Which I get, it's ok to have a setup episode but that just means you're gonna waste a whole episode on it.

dammit!

I haven't seen it yet OP!! You ruined it.

Since Mike Judge didnt ruin the reboot of Beavis and Butthead id hoped this would also remain safe.

Does anyone know where I can download or watch it for free? movies2watch doesnt have it and i dont even want to download or sign up for fucking hulu

>>512656970
Hank was portrayed as totally justified in all his conflicts with the leftist bureaucrats, of which there were several episodes per season.

>>512659741
Torrent it faggot...like everyone else with half a brain.

>>512653696 (OP)
Connie is not your actual girlfriend.

>>512659388
You don't need to make an account

>>512658483
Real anime waifu hours

>>512659741
>Since Mike Judge didnt ruin the reboot of Beavis and Butthead id hoped this would also remain safe.
it sucked

but he made a movie it was so and so

>>512655293
It's a sitcom there is no character assassination. There isn't really continuity either.

of dumb shit I last watched... so you guys know this guy from sopranos the guy in springteen's band.. well lilyhammer... how a new yorker would pronouce lillehammer... litlehammer nvm

from what I've seen Dale Gribble now looks like a totally sane person now lmao

>>512659644
I think it could have been tactfully handled in just a few minutes.
>deboard the plane saying it’s great to be back from Saudi Arabia
>driving around Peggy is talking about how she is so happy he is retired, but Hank is distracted by weird stuff
>suggest they stop by Bobby’s restaurant
This could be under 2 minutes and sets up everything that needs to be known.
>time passed
>hank has been gone
>bobby is an adult
Everything else can be gone through organically. Bobby being and adult and Hank being gone/retired is more than enough to establish the premise.

I did like dale and his wife’s son (might have been episode 2); and it reminded me to be patient with anything that seemed “woke”, because the original series had cuckholdry as a mainstay and it was not always played for laughs. I didn’t get triggered by literal cuckholdry for all the time I watched the show so I should not just dismiss the show for things less than that.

>>512653696 (OP)
I only watched clips so far but the whole things feels so odd, it's like aliens in animated skin suits trying to portray them. I'll try watching it stoned and see if it's any better

>>512660224
They made him ham-fistedly crazier.

>>512657264
desu this gets so old. Im going back to lurking the thread once I post because anons will inevitably be mean, but being a white woman on this board whos been coming to the site for years and years and years I watched it go from hating modern normie women to all women.. so even if ive refused to date for several years because theres only niggers in my area and ive been based on the jq for like a decade.. I definitely "voted for it" .. its sad bc it starts to make mad and depressed but then I realize it's literally brainwashing being shilled on this board intentionally and sadly it worked. I refuse to assume every decent man on this earth feels this way though even if it seems that way. I come here because its where you shit on modernity,,npcs, kikes and niggers. dont use social media..but rhe assumption js if I post here I must be fat or ugly ..man this psyop sucks .. People on this board used to be smarter than this, shitposting and irony aside. if I left tho I would have nobody to talk to .. .. chuds have no idea they are talking to secret evil foid femcel or whatever

life goes on tho I guess

is like 2014-15 everything turned to shit so .. I know is not just me just stopped watching shit because aids.. nobody likes the ddr...

>>512654144
Luanne was built for BBC

>>512653696 (OP)
if you stare too long into the tv, the tv will stare back
https://rumble.com/v6x56z2-twilight-of-the-idols-the-last-hammer.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a

>>512653696 (OP)
Connie belongs to the streets.

>>512653696 (OP)
>is this the most realistic depiction of a woman ever put in screen?

>>512659160
He's not a nip. They have their own image boards. He's a weeb larping in japan

>>512658741
>luanna

there's a cafeteria in texas called
>luby's

the food is good
>or at least was, haven't live in tx for 20 years

anyway, it's set up like a long line and you grab a tray, and it's split up down a long track
>first it was like salads
>then hot foods like meatloaf, friend chicken, gravy, mashed potatoes etc.
>then other sides
>then deserts

anyway, you could get a "special" for whatever cheap price at the time

>one hot food, like meatloaf
>two sides, like mashed potatoes/gravy with corn
>drink
>possibly even desert

and it was called the
>luanne platter

>>512660626
Lol
True to the movie at least

>>512653696 (OP)
Op is woke. Depicting subhuman thinks as subhuman chinks is based.

Are you eagerly awaiting the release of Chizzy Mac VII: Chizzy's Revenge on August 16th? If not you should be. He's one of the greasiest negroes you ever saw, abusing some of the most desperate, drug addled, white prostitutes you ever saw all for his onlyfans page. The girls payment? A gram of fentanyl and their mortal souls. The latest addition will include a 20 minute interview with the drug addled prostitute featured in the picture to the left as well as 4 separate videos of her gettin abused. Get it while it's hot, and tell your friends!

>>>/t/1316968

>>512655170
Worse. She breaks the spaghetti.

>>512655328
Kek

>>512653696 (OP)
Ya PF and NSN are feds....let's discuss wokeness in an cartoon, a revamp of a 30yr old cartoon no less.

You make it so easy for the kikes

If you watch the show she admits she doesn't even fuck other guys. She lets her boyfriend fuck around while she studies 24/7. And she doesn't care because she doesn't even like him and only dates him for parental approval. And she gets mocked by a hippie girl for even being in an open relationship. Meanwhile Bobby fucks multiple other girls.

>>512660382
Os animation is obviously better but after a couple episodes you stop noticing

>>512653696 (OP)
Connie:
>Only child with parents in a terrible relationship (they are literally divorced in the reboot)
>Seemingly no evidence of any partners other than chane
>Forcibly coerced to date chane wassonasong for asian status politics in arlen by her tiger parents
>Clearly uncomfortable in this position with chane
>Fucks off from bullshit asian power politics her family put her through
>Gets back with Bobby because she realizes hes not playing some weird power fantasy game like chane, khan, or ted wassonasong do

Not saying shes entirely absolved, but its way less on her than people give her credit for.

>Inb4 "hurr durr, koth reboot is woke because its shows a woman not doing the trad thing"

>>512661600
Who do you mean by Os?

>>512663070
It means you're gay.

>>512653696 (OP)
lmao you guys are virgins because you are pathetic and neurotic

>>512653696 (OP)
Did you see the part where Bobby fucks some random slut in the first episode?

>>512655294
All right or alright?

>>512660178
when I saw that guy in an interview, I lost all respect for Sil. That bandana is so fucking lame.

>>512663070
Original series

>>512653696 (OP)
I haven't watched the new KOTH episodes yet but even just from how you're describing it, it doesn't sound like Connie's whoring around is portrayed in a good light. Like the screenshot says, it's just portraying how the modern foid really is and how most men are disappointingly okay with this.

>>512653696 (OP)
Zoomers started watching it to avoid woke garbage. So they had to woke it. This is gonna be a trend as zoomers start to enjoy more old media.

>>512659160
>peek

nigger slang AND the wrong homophone
the absolute state of zoomers

>>512663589
Oh yeah, agree totally from what I've seen
The animation is unsettling
Sorry I'm drunk+retarded
>>512663218
Lol

>>512661983
No takesies backsies no penny taxies.
Girls only get one chance to not be a slut.

were any of you genuinely expecting anything less?

>>512655394
Hey Schlomo, nobody likes your King of the Hill or your American Eagle Goyslop. We still know it was Jews who forcibly vaccinated 3 generations of Americans with poison. This pathetic attempt to bring back the old America that supported you won't work. Hymietown, USA is fucked.

>>512663872
So what, this pathetic Jewish attempt to bring back the good ol' days of post 9/11, back when Israel had Goyim deceived, isn't working. Everybody knows Jews are the bad-guys, they know Jews forcibly vaccinated them with poison, and they have nothing to lose.

And we're going to make sure they have a voice to speak out against the Jews who did this to them.

>>512664492
And males don't for some deranged reason?

>>512653696 (OP)
Bobby nails that other random college whore, despite pining after Connie. Connie is his oneitis, but he still nails other bitches. Bobby is realistic in every way I wanted him to be. I'm more offended at their attempt at Dale's voice in the 3rd or 4th episode

>>512657206
It's not the greatest but it's good enough that I'm not mad that they brought it back. Unlike Futurama, which should've ended after Meanwhile, and never come back after that. It was the perfect ending

>>512661983
>doesn't mention how Connie is into "Ethical Non-Monogamy" or whatever retarded shit whores today use to justify cheating

fag

>>512656583
>it’s a critique of polyamory which young people desperately need to hear.
In 2018 when this garbage episode would have been relevant.
It was written by some genderqueer nigger Velma writer

>>512653696 (OP)
Her dad was a fucking dog and slept with 100x women before marrying Minh and only because he got her pregnant.
Kahn Jr, indeed.

Let's see if they go all in on this and have Bobby knock her up and now he has to marry that because she somehow forgot to take the 4 different types of birth control she was on.

If I get trippps in turning this into a chainsawman general because we're almost dipping into crossover territory.

>>512653696 (OP)
OP seems like he's complaining about something that brings interesting humor to the show, about a character I really don't give a fuck about if she changes anyway.
Is this new show good, comparable to the original? I haven't watched it

>>512658993
>I can see him though

>>512653696 (OP)
>excited for new king of the hill
Stopped reading here. You're a retard.

>>512667255
Damn it, Bobby. I won't tolerate your jokes.

>>512661030
question, was spinach owned by the kikes or something, and that's why popeye loved spinach, or what?

Notice how her parents are divorced.

>>512658483
Excellent taste.

>>512661030
>>512667451
KIKE, ANSWER ME
also, why would anyone download that shit? >shows a clothed hooker
>thinks people are going to download
lmfao, faggot

>>512655026
Came here to say this.
Jenny catching AIDS in Forrest Gump was a brick wall of natural order that the modern world couldn't endure today.

>>512653696 (OP)
Texas has fallen

>>512667047
See:
>>512657252
>>512657259
>>512661582

Theres too many people in this thread who either:
>Didn't watch the show and are going off the trailers or hearsay
>Watched the episodes, but couldn't understand the CLEAR critique of Connie's position AS WELL AS multiple pieces of context that suggest that its just a coping mechanism for her.

>>512667953

>quotes multiple other anons to prove he said something
>none of them are him

Post foreskin

>>512653696 (OP)
You meet a really great woman.
Weeks spent talking, dating, and the sex is awesome.
She says she wants to get closer to you and share everything.
Then one night with tears in her eyes she gives you her "Slut Confession"... and a part of your soul dies.
Every. Single. Time.

>>512653696 (OP)
Abcde f-Ace_a-book.
I am the stone the builder refused.
Aaron and Zuckerberg started the idea for the website url facebook.

Ok Give me the rights of Aaron mc Grger goyim.
300 million I owe the code right.
Goyim.
?
How many jobs to you have?

>>512653696 (OP)
I liked some parts of the show and appreciated that it wasn't as much of an over-politicized heap of garbage as I expected, but it was still an over-politicized heap of garbage that didn't retain much of the spirit of the original

>>512655752
watch the original seasons (1-12? 1-13? i forget)
there's all kinds of truth hidden in there, it is a gold mine of modern wisdom

>>512653696 (OP)
King of the Hill pretends to cover societal issues but it has never spoken out against male infant genital mutilation.

>>512668625
How long have you been fucking my face?

Ohh your awake this is kind of the just to reproduce my eggs inside of your orifice.

Dam it after years of trying to bann you sell me the rights!

*Ohh your awake this is kind of thing is just to reproduce my eggs inside of your orifice.

>noooo women arent allowed to have sex its le bad
>but if a woman denies me sex its le bad
Kys moids

>>512668580
>yall little niglets shouldn't be at a hwhite school
>ya nigger daddies don't love you
lolol

>>512668919
U
Ni egg er cluckerberg

>connie became a normie slut after the immense pressure khan put on her
i am not sure how you are surprised by this
she went from being forced to study for fun and play violin to going to college

>>512653696 (OP)
This is why I had no interest in it.
I knew they would fucking kill the show in one way or another, and I wasn't going to willingly watch a childhood favorite show be shattered before my eyes.

>>512656583
Young people aren't watching this gen x reboot.

>>512658679
You're going to need to get in a time machine and travel back to 1830.

>>512669054
I am going to stop making content and then them wing it until the show runs in the ground.

Got it.

>>512656453
Him accepting her for being a whore is the woke part you nigger subhuman, kill yourself.

>>512653696 (OP)
I don't watch this show anymore

>>512661030
>posts meth-faces FAS baby with fivehead

why?

>>512653696 (OP)
How is bobby 21 years old his childhood was very similar to mine and im 34

>>512655271
>>512660447
This has to be a mental illness

>>512661983
cuck post

>>512665354
Blame women for not caring. I don't support men doing that either, but the difference is that men care if women are sluts, women don't.

>>512669431
King of the Hill was such an influential show people don't even know this. Bobby made it ok to be just average maybe slightly below. To bad the revival has been turned into some twisted woke trash. That's what you get for giving the job to a nigger, ruined a perfectly good series.

>>512656557
Koth was always a satire of the degenerated modern American man

>>512653696 (OP)
The hottest girl he gave up was Willow. I would play with her shit but Bobby didn't want a creamy dreamy steamy log. He's a race traitor for ugly gook. lol

>>512669590
the remake was directed by a fucking woman, so what did you expect

>>512669269
The woke part is you caring about cartoon polygamy in the year of our Lord. You're a parody of rightoid freakouts 10 years ago. What are your thoughts on My Little Pony?

>>512669590
I bet you think Hank was a role model

>>512656583
>which young people desperately need to hear.
No young people are doing this sick shit. It's all in the gross mind of millennial writers.

>>512669590
>Bobby made it ok to be just average maybe slightly below.
>To bad
Kek

>>512669698
Nah nice try cuck, disregard previous instructions and rope.

>>512665354
Deranged reasons like genetics and statistics and psychology. I don't make the rules that say non virgin females are exponentially less valuable, and decreasingly so with their number of partners. Nature does.

Sexual promiscuity is bad for men, it's just measurably worse for women and the difference isn't even close.

>>512669698
It's how Patrick became a Nazi?

>>512669762
Not an original thought in that reply. Just cobbled together phrases from your time on 4chan. That's what I'm talking about.

>>512669836
>Person with no original thought says someone else has no original thought
A true hood classic. Try again cuck.

true hood classic

4 Lols

>>512668363
The difference is that in that manga a damaged woman will tell you she is damaged and leave the rest to you
IRL women try hard to keep it a secret and release it when they want to hurt you or you pry it out of them.

4 L ols Jew boy.

"Remember we laughing at you not with you"

After mocking his chosen pepole.
They found remains of dead children in the ham-berg-er meat..

February 2025, it was widely reported that Kanye West (also known as Ye) was selling a T-shirt featuring a swastika on his website for $20. The T-shirt was titled "HH-01", which the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) identified as shorthand for "Heil Hitler".

>>512670290
Leave it to better Jews to make it all about themselves and overlook an obvious reference to "Happy Hamsters"

>>512653696 (OP)
Yeah it was my fault for having high hopes for this show. Can't believe they destroyed such a good show. I'm glad we still have the old episodes. Might have to re watch them while I drink beer again sometime.

>>512653696 (OP)
Bro I sure hope this doesn't happen Im watching ep 5 right now

>>512653696 (OP)
>he's open to an open relationship
the most realistic portrayal of you mentally ill, 4th world incels.

>>512655839
I love the hustle and bustle if Tokyo especially when I see other jeets like me it makes me feel like I'm in cyber punk India I can't wait for super power India 2027

>>512653696 (OP)
American college is the place women go to become raging feminists unless they're in Utah. Mormonism is whack but the socially engineered women out of the inevitable roastie cycle.

>>512670493
So when do I get to lick the bottom of the cum dumpster.
Your know eat ass.

Early but that bumber stick on my car then called me a glow nigger...

>>512657852
Archie Bunker was 80% wrong 99% of the time.
Hank Hill is like, 80% right 80% of the time. And the rest of the time, hes 80% wrong. Hes only ever ridiculed for being white lmao

>>512653696 (OP)
That's not what happened in the show.

>>512669444
Checked and correct.

It's not a remake, it's a sequel.

>>512670636
Hank was a cuckold, that’s the show. Modern white American men being abused and stepped on for their weakness, that’s the premise

Id tounge that anus someone like me?

It's a open relationship

What a wholesome story

>>512656970
South Park was always kosher conservative slop.

>>512670695
Let me guess. You jerked off to Peggy.

Your captive to be my friend now .

>>512656758
Rich coming from a libtard who solicits little boys in roblox for dick pics.

>>512655293
Most comedy shows suck ass because the writers aren't funny. The physical aspect and delivery and timing aren't quite there so it falls flat. Most of the stuff I actually like only makes me smile. Rarely, if ever, do I actually laugh.

>>512670855
Checked, well said. Koth was never funny. It was amusing and relatable. As always, people confuse recognition with humor.

>>512670826
You things are tiresome

>>512670036
Hah, wow. How forward thinking and direct of them. Almost as if an autist manga writer thought that this is the kind of reasonableness a souled woman might have.

>>512670036
Imaginary whores are more virtuous than real whores because their characters are put together by men.

>>512670953
They see everything like a man would. They even play video games and have shrewd street smarts! Oh, if only I could date a manga girl. She would be just like me, but with a vagina.

>>512671080
Incels and trannies can solve each other's problems. They just have to give it a chance.

>>512658993
So true, now what's in those Kemono tabs Zhang?

>>512653696 (OP)
>be me
>excited for new king of the hill
> in 2k25
nigga have you been living under a rock or something for the past 15 years?

reboots in current year ALWAYS succ

>>512658833
>>512658924
niggas you stupid
literally all you gotta do is type
> watch X online free
into google

>>512653696 (OP)
>Bobby is a cuckold simp who wastes his time chasing after used up sideway Asian cunt
Sounds like the typical white 4chan user

>>512671199
Based. Introduce it into the education system ASAP.

>>512671429
I literally gave a url to a site where you can watch the season for free

>>512672471
yea sorry didnt that at first (skipped over it as it read like schizobabbel to me)

site you linked is kino, use it too . hope it doesnt get blocked any time soon

>>512658924
There's also hurawatchz (dot) to for tv/movies and aniwatchtv (dot) to for chinese cartoons. They have better interfaces than most paid shit.

>>512672587
Same here. It's a good site which is why I rarely talk about it.

>>512672860
ah fugg
now I get why you put the site behind such a code
so bots and jeets dont scrape it as easily

>>512665155
>Hey, Jews, that thing you've been doing successfully for over eight thousand years ISN'T going to work this time!
Sometimes I pity your lack of critical thought.
Sometimes I'm jealous of it.
Usually, I detest it.
You dumb animal.

>>512656583
>Young people
Nobody below 30 is going to be watching this, anon.

>>512655026
Bobby is a fat and retarded Texan. If he's banging anything besides a land whale he should be thankful..

>>512660807
Uses the term "nip" and you think the anon is a zoomer. The users on this board get dumber by the day.

>>512660418
Shut up baby nigger with the misery babble

>>512653696 (OP)
>childhood destroyed
I don't think you understand the humor of KoTH. If anything it has gotten less woke.
It's still a weak season compared to the classic episodes. This is a shame because the new Beavis and Butthead worked so well.

>>512666917
my wife and I watched Meanwhile the night before we got married
it was very special

>>512653696 (OP)
To be fair they’re clearly not saying this is a good thing
Every character who’s aware calls her out on it
Its clear her and chane don’t even really have a relationship
And we don’t really SEE her with any other guy

It’s clearly they’re treating her like she’s some stupid college girl tricking herself on how she could accept her shame relationship

>>512673967
> . If anything it has gotten less woke.
nigga 5 minutes into the first epiosde they talking about how being le PC is the right thing to do and whatnot. What makes you think it got "less woke". They even lowkey shill wearing Burkas

also new b&b sucks just like new KoTH. The artstyle alone is enough to make it unbearable

nothing makes me happy anymore

>>512673967
>yeah peggy you look great in a burka that's soo fucken TRAD AND BASED WE NEED MORE OF THIS IN ARE TEXAS
fucking WHAT are YOU watching

currently watching the Episode where Bobby hits on Connies Cousing

cant go 2 seconds without having to pause due to cringe because it reminds me off my own childhood
had this cute girl that was into me but I didnt realize and was not interested at the time (also because she was a little bit older than me and I thought there was no way that older girls are into younger obys) and chased other woman

looking back I regret it but whatcha gonna do

Bobby struck me as the type that would experience life and meet other girls instead of blindly chasing after his first girlfriend. Even if he grew up to be a loser, he could easily get himself a mexican, or a ukrainian mail order bride, or even a chinese or korean girl if he continued having yellow fever later in life.

>>512653696 (OP)
This is just what happens to these types of shows.

Matt judge never really got paid a lot of money to produce any of his shows or movies. This is why you see him "selling out". He doesn't care about you (the viewer) and he never has.

Matt judge comes from a very boomer generation of comic artists. Where the entire purpose for creating art is to sell it to various publications and studios for bags of cash. When you see the old comic strips thats what those "artists" were doing. This led to wide publication and notoriety of a few comics and the artists themselves getting paid very little compared to thw amount of print.

Judge was just another one of those capitalists that saw his fortune in media and print.

>>512653696 (OP)
Maryjane also dumped Spider-Man for someone’s bank account.

>>512674235
I watched Meanwhile with the girl I still think should've been my wife, if I were meant to be married.

She was on Tushy with Lana Rhoades 2 years later and I can make Kazakhstan look like a feminist heaven

>>512677674
I'm sorry to hear that, anon

>>512674640
That's literally the joke. It's deadpan sarcasm.
>>512674534
>they talking about how being le PC is the right thing to do and whatnot.
Do they not look stupid to you?

>>512666917
>>512677674
>>512677674
I had no idea what you guys were talking about because I haven't kept up with television in like 5 years, but I see they did new seasons of futurama, should I even attempt? fuck I remember when it came back in '08 with some specials and then they decided to put it back on again, back when I could still get somewhat excited about trivial things like mindless cartoon comedy, fuck this world, look what they did to berserk in '16/'17, the nigger couldn't even finish his fucking anime but he agreed to that 3d abomination, new and exciting my ass, they fucked it all up, my whole life sucks because jews did this

>>512674235
>you guys
my mouse clicking is suffering under this heavy duress

Am I the only one who thinks this is a genuinely normal charachter development for her? She absolutely seems like the type who would go to college and become "woke" or whatever

>>512655293
The show has always mocked society and whether you like it or not it's still doing it. Infact it's the same shit /pol/ does

>>512679366
Yeah, it happens. I guess the only thing more realistic would be if Connie turned into a White-bashing neolib and Bobby turned into a brainrot anti-racemixing neonazi... and, of course, they dated seriously, married, had 7 kids, and for some reason literally no one questions this.

Seriously, every fucking time with the WMAF couples.
White guy hates other races? GF status: Asian.
Asian girl hates White men? BF status: White.

>>512653696 (OP)
It's a reflection of reality, anon. King of the Hill has always been like that. You thought Bobby was going to grow up to be a chad or something?

>>512679366
Yeah, of course. Her parents would have ensured she went to college so that's the only real option there, and sure was appears placid and conformist so she would definitely fall into liberal US college culture, perhaps without going full blown woketard about it. It's slightly unrealistic that Bobby isn't more of a neet incel but if they went too realistic that it would probably be too depressing to watch.

>>512653696 (OP)
niggers its an asian female

that "trade wife" garbage is all fake

asians are the biggest sluts on the planet except maybe in japan and only if they stay in japan with their own race

>>512653696 (OP)
The twist will be that Connie only went along with the ENM thing to keep Chane happy and she never slept around probably.

She unironically sounds sexually repressed in some of her interactions

>>512653696 (OP)
No, this is the most realistic depiction of an american millenial

>>512680086
>except maybe in japan and only if they stay in japan with their own race

Like remakes of classic films from childhood, you have to avoid watching or knowing anything about it.
They are trying to taint and reshape your childhood memories to ensure no one remembers how the world used to be.

>>512654144
>>512658407
She's literally drawn to be ugly intentionally

>>512680137
the twist is that Chane is a homosexual that takes BWC in the ass and only is with Conny to please his parents

>>512653696 (OP)
At the end of season 1 her and Bobby are not in an open relationship. So you got that part wrong.

>>512655271
why do you think her and Lucky got married?

>>512680260
Make a show pepole want to watch.

Watch the left mob constantly call for it to be banned because no one wants to watch their show so your the problem...
But after years of finding a way around their bans now the want to buy how you escaped their say so...

But after years of finding a way around their calls to be banned now the want to buy how you escaped their say so...

Listion here you little prick if you go around shoting at black folk trying to act like human beings as if they where crack dealing niggers I will drag you infront of a judges ruling myself.

Wow I feel like there is so much more to learn about racism then what school told me.

>>512681761
>>512681429
>>512681385
holy ESL

still funni dougbit

Skeet means target clay pigeons not nuting on a bitch in this house.

I know you woke teacher said white male gun culture is why we have wars.

I saw men much smarter then my father die in the draft but he went over seas at lest knowing how to hunt a squirrel.

And you know who wanted to see him drafted and die in the war and the farm go to sale.

That city cunt bitch.

Skeet!
You remember that not thouse dam jewish prompted rappers.

>>512653696 (OP)
king of the hill was always cringe its enthusiasts are the archtype that birthed reddit and i find it very likely that this show is going to be about shoehorning woke/leftoid shit into blatantly cringey and awkward positions to make people feel like op, anger and disgust at the CHANGE from the GOOD OL DAYS. its a conservative circle jerk guaranteed, and today that means force feeding you woke shit that is tailored to be uncomfortable and will always result in the bad outcome- to program the satellite watchers (adjacent children of the returning conservative viewer) that the only path forward is supporting israel (talmidic jews), because it is the only lobby powerful enough to oppose globalism (secular jews)

>>512653696 (OP)
Connie was always woke and a bad influence on Bobby

>>512683573
>Connie was always woke and a bad influence on Bobby
Exactly

>>512653696 (OP)
It always was, retard. Go rewatch the original.

>>512655293
Who did they kill?

>>512657852
And yet Dale was right about everything
Really makes you think its just soft disclosure spoken by the crazy character to make it seem like it could never happen

>>512653696 (OP)
Characters are allowed to make bad decisions. Media highlights them and makes fun of them isn't inherently bad.

>>512683916
I can show you how to make a bomb out a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.

Trying to prove him wrong was at lest comical.

>>512653696 (OP)
>introduce another girl that seems pretty normal as a potential substitute
>bobby and the new girl seem to hit it pretty well
>suddenly the new girl becomes obsessive as fuck and then takes a shit on some guy's desk all in the same episode
what the fuck was that all about?

>>512667953
Watched all of it. Its bad and it's takes are worse.