I do not have any deeply held political beliefs.
I just like starting arguments with anyone on the internet who can be easily baited.
Then after they take the bait and start arguing, someone else always shows up to argue with them on the side I've taken, and I leave.
I have done this to anons who hold every position you can imagine. They all fall for it.
If you've been here long enough and gotten caught up in an argument, there's a decent chance I've hooked you at some point.
Nothing gives me more satisfaction than leaving an argument I've started to go do something IRL, then coming back hours later and seeing the same anons still going at it over an argument I started.
Because arguing politics on the internet in earnestness is fucking retarded.

>>512656869 (OP)
>I run in circles for the anons here entertainment
It's good that you enjoy what you do.

>>512657010
I do.
Wasting thirty seconds of my time in order to waste hours of some miserable retard's time is a price I'm glad to pay.

>>512657227
>wasting my retarded time for another retards time
Seems reasonable. The only retarded part is you seem to think it matters.
>look at me everyone
>I'm pissing in a river of piss
>haha now you're pissing in a river of piss
>I WIN!!!
Congratulations, little buddy, you pissed in that river so hard.

>>512657457
Anon, please.
Don't get baited in a thread where I'm explicitly telling you I'm baiting you.

>>512657658
Nigger, I'm only here to get baited. You serve me. Bait me harder, bitch.

>>512656869 (OP)
Based

>>512657728
Kek, alright. At least you're fun about it.

>>512656869 (OP)
Yet you're still wasting your time and getting baited.

>>512656869 (OP)
I don’t know what to tell you, anon. You aren’t “owning” anyone, you are fostering discussion about a topic you don’t care about.

No one is really the loser here, provided you are enjoying yourself. You kind of seem like a loser though, since you could always spend your time doing or discussing something you enjoy.

I guess… thanks for starting conversations for us? I’m not sure why you think this is a win.

>>512656869 (OP)
It's just too easy isn't it. People can be so easily baited into wasting their time arguing over retarded nonsense.
It's like vegans arguing for a plant-based diet when the optimum human diet is clearly a mostly carnivorous diet (backed by science and biology)
They are passionate, but deluded, fools

>>512658002
Are there vegans on /pol/?

>>512656869 (OP)
What about those antivax fuckwits eh?

>>512656869 (OP)
You just like sportsball? Cringe

>>512656869 (OP)
This is a metaphor for life. God made the world bc He hates us