SIX INCHES? BLOODY 'ELL!!!

>>512665908 (OP)
who cares?

Doing God's work. Lost me mum to a replica master sword

>>512665908 (OP)
cant believe his solicitor didnt have thst uncalibrated measuring device thrown out

>>512665908 (OP)
fuckin videogame s()ycuck got what he deserved you need a fuckin loicence

>>512665908 (OP)
How expensive is the Legend of Zelda license in the UK these days??

>>512665908 (OP)
How will he defeat Ganon?

It's a functional letter opener and the retard was running down the street like an autistic, brandishing it at old ladies. You can't be surprised one of them called the cops.

>>512666393
>>512665908 (OP)
He's also a career criminal that's served multiple prison terms for burglaries.
We do have examples of bullshit injustices but this isn't one of them. This is like when american wogs get thrown in prison for years over weed possession because it's their 17th offence.

In better times people like this would just be in the asylum indefinitely due to their clear lack of self control.

>>512665908 (OP)
Thats a letter opener

>>512666611
>Oy mate is that a letter opener?

Are you even legally allowed here anymore lmfao?

>>512666393
>It's a functional letter opener
never met one in my life
they always hack up the envelope because they're more blunt than a baseball bat

>>512666700
>blergh retarded drivel, i can't read
Meanwhile one of you guys got ventilated by the cops for having long grass not more than a few days ago.

>>512666611
Possession of a letter opener is a crime that the British will not tolerate!!! Imagine how many lives Constable Buraq-Al-Mohammad saved that day.

>>512666611
But why Zelda

>>512665908 (OP)

Great Cuckain is an insane asylum posing as a country.
Evidence?
They are only allowed sporks and butter knives without points.

>>512665908 (OP)
you got a triforce of courage loicense?

>>512666611
Don’t you find it a bit strange that the so called “weapon” that lands this man in jail is basically a toy?

>>512666777
>mad niggerish drum mag draco jams after 3 shots
sad!

>>512666802
>>512666802
>But why Zelda
He has autism. He even has zelda tattoos. no really that was his defense in front of a judge.
>"i have autism and i was just so excited to get a new zelda toy that i had to run around and show everyone"

>>512666844
>They are only allowed sporks and butter knives without points.
You have to show ID to just buy those.

>>512666611
I was going to say, the guy has neck tattoos. He probably wasnt up to any good
>but muh tattoos are hecking valid
I dont even need to defend my reasoning. You know they are degenerate

>>512666899
It's just an excuse to put a career criminal back in jail. The same way American cops throw niggers behind bars for reasons that seem to be petty all the time.
And as >>512666393 said he wasn't just walking down the street with it in his pocket.

>>512665908 (OP)
>He was also ordered to pay a £154 victim surcharge.

lol, he needed a loicence to be arrested too.

>>512667034
>coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/nuneaton-serial-burglar-jailed-four-3033221
He's been in prison for burglary at least six times.

>>512666899
>Don’t you find it a bit strange that the so called “weapon” that lands this man in jail is basically a toy?

>>512666611
Oi yuv got ah loicense for dat opinion bruv? Moight havta report ya ta da bobies innit m8?

>>512665908 (OP)
How? Surely owning antique swords is legal in the UK, was he walking around with it i a town or something?

>>512666393
>It's a functional letter opener and the retard was running down the street like an autistic, brandishing it at old ladies. You can't be surprised one of them called the cops.
thanks for the run down anonm it seemed odd

>>512666777
>whataboutism.uk

Dude wtf we can still own guns here
What the fuck is UK auz nz doing

>>512667147
A model citizen

>tv loicencing comes to me door at the hay-chem-o
>"'ave you goh' a loicence?"
>show him my loicence
>"mashallah. rBBC thanks you"
>notice some shite on me window
>the paki upstairs has just thrown curry out his window, blocking me view of the intersection of Sillycock and Shitesmithe
>go outside with ladder and squeegee
>window cleaning loicencing shows up
>"oi, you up theah, 'ave you goh' a loicence?"
>throw him me loicence card
>"ollroight then blud, man's got work to do still"
>squeegee the paki curry that smells like a million arses off me window, can't have an arsey window when the event starts
>everyone shows up for the BBQ, lots of friends and family and their invitees, recognise everyone but one
>we go out into the garden to light the grill
>bloke i don't recognise pulls out a badge
>he's Temporary Event Notice Loicencing
>"'ave yuh goh' a loicence fuh vis heah gahden bahbeechew?"
>oh fuck, i haven't got one, have to stall
>"of course, just come with me into me loicence foiling room. oi've got it foiled somewheah"
>slowly sift frew dosens and dosens of loicences; everyfing from me Eating Mince-Pie on Chrimbo Loicence to me Mul'iple Spoon Owner's Loicence
>"this may take a whoile officah, would you mind just making youhself at home whoile i suhch for it?"
>"afraid i carn't. if you 'aven't goh' a loicence for this Event, oi'll have to fine you 1,233 sillyquavers and 49 bolls, but, the pah'y may continue and oi'll give you a new loicence"
>pay the fine and get it over with
>thank goodness everyone is safe
>God save rNHS

>>512667988
It's simple. They feel they can get away with this behavior because they don't feel at risk of being annexed, unlike Canada's government, who allows citizen armament because they are actually highly concerned over imminent annexation

>>512665908 (OP)
Fookin Hero of Crime ey?

>>512665908 (OP)
you guys are really fucked hey.
starmers got you cucked af.

>>512665908 (OP)
This is similar to how those tourists went to china recently and the bridge they were on collapsed and killed some of them. Do stupid shit in a stupid country get stupid results. Stupid shit like male infant genital mutilation.

>>512665908 (OP)
How bad are UK prisons? I feel bad for the guy.

>>512668527

>>512665908 (OP)
>mfw bongs are going to jail for replicas
>mfw typing this with a P226 on my desk and an AR-15 with a suppressor leaning next to it

>>512668527
>Hero of Crime
'Ero of croime innit

>>512665908 (OP)
1 out of 5 britfags are really to use (maybe thinking about) using violence. How far to you have to push britfags?

>>512668854
Daily arab/nigger rape because they just bunch people in with the worst of the worst if they are white, its two-kier policing at its best. You can go listen to Tommy Robinson's experience with the prison and it sounded like shit time to be had if you are not prepared to fuck up some skulls.

>>512665908 (OP)
White IQ strikes again

>>512665908 (OP)
white IQ strikes again

>>512668854
>>512669954
Daily white/kike rape WORLDWIDE because they are the Satans of the planet.